FFFC

Maebb

Flamed for either being a liar, crazy, or unable to know whether I'm having an orgasm.

I suppose that's better than flamed for something like car seat safety or poor-shaming.

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Right, again, you didn't even get flamed @Maebb. People didn't believe you. That's different than flaming.

LuckyDad

Maebb said:

Flamed for either being a liar, crazy, or unable to know whether I'm having an orgasm.

I suppose that's better than flamed for something like car seat safety or poor-shaming.

Yeah, that's not real flaming.

LuckyDad

jack19 said:

LuckyDad said:

ashleysyn2 said:

My confession is that I don't even know which posters are dudes anymore.  All of you could be dudes for all I know.

me, Futant#s (fun taint), @jack19 (totally lying about being 19, his balls are old), and @prime (not so active anymore, but around). Oh, and Sandy Cohen, sometimes.

We have a couple others on the Dads board who I think are scared of you all.

yeah, I'm not 19.  The 19 is something else, lol

inches, I assume.

CinemaGoddess

19 inches isn't something to be proud of because Ow!

And yeah, maebb wasn't flamed at all.  Not even a little bit.  

Maebb

Sterling13 said:

Maybe she feels flamed cause her pants are on fire.


Sorry, I don't actually have a dog in this fight, but I thought the joke was funny.

@Sterling13, I'm totally not lying. If I could do some kind of printout similar to those heartbeat or contraction ticker things at the hospital to prove it, I would.

I'm not going to be able to make people believe me, and it doesn't matter anyway whether anyone believes me. I'll just go on with my life and be grateful that I have the magic unicorn of DH's when it comes to giving O's.

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missyishere

Well allllllrighty then!

LuckyDad

Well that ended weird.

[Deleted User]

Uhhh....

NotSharknado

Wait, did someone just offer up her husband?

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NotSharknado

Just when you think you've seen it all here. Wtg, bump.

LaurelBee

I.. I... Um, yeah.... ::backs out of thread::

klondikebar

Well, this is awkward

shadypines

Oh

LuckyDad

HilarityEnsued said:

Way to go Parenting!! Wrapping up the FFFC on a super awkward note. Also... A 19 inch penis would be horrifying and not remote awesome.

19 cm wouldn't be bad though.

Maebb

I was just trying to be funny.

MelissaRae1525

HilarityEnsued said:

LuckyDad said:

HilarityEnsued said:

Way to go Parenting!! Wrapping up the FFFC on a super awkward note. Also... A 19 inch penis would be horrifying and not remote awesome.

19 cm wouldn't be bad though.

Google conversion calculator tells me you are exactly correct.


When I put this into google the first thing that came up was "is 19 cm a big dick?"

LuckyDad

Brandi Bee said:

@Maebb, I didn't think you were serious, lol.  The joke just didn't land the way you thought it would.

A chick at work implied I wasn't being truthful about H getting me off every time.  I have an orgasm every time and didn't think that was so out of the ordinary.  

Usually the trick when a joke doesn't land is to shift gears to self-deprecation.

NotSharknado

LuckyDad said:

Brandi Bee said:

@Maebb, I didn't think you were serious, lol.  The joke just didn't land the way you thought it would.

A chick at work implied I wasn't being truthful about H getting me off every time.  I have an orgasm every time and didn't think that was so out of the ordinary.  

Usually the trick when a joke doesn't land is to shift gears to self-deprecation.




Or just keep going until one sticks. That's what I do.

PinkyFloyd73

Brandi Bee said:

mbenit4 said:

A chick at work implied I wasn't being truthful about H getting me off every time.  I have an orgasm every time and didn't think that was so out of the ordinary.  

I had someone tell me the same thing. I just chalked it up to they don't O everytime. Sorry!

It's pretty shitty, actually.  I kinda want to slap that bitch now.  Don't be condescending cause you're not Oing.  Or imply I'm lying to make yourself feel better whatever is going on in your bed.

That's exactly what it sounds like. H makes sure I get mine, whatever it takes (unless it's a pitty or TTC quickie), so it has never occurred to me that this would not be the norm.

pinitbaby

Mom2Oli said:

@pinitbaby are they made in the UK? If not, they are not as good

No, probably not made in the UK! I'm in Canada, my nana took me to England when I was a teen where I had my first Flake.. Yummmmmm. I get the odd one here but nothing compares to that first one
I remember just before landing in London and the attendants were handing out black currant candies to help with the pressure..I have bought sooo many kind of black currant candies trying to find something similar to this I had 16 years ago lol but sadly they all taste like shit here.

pinitbaby

JackoftheBox said:

I left work early yesterday to go shopping and eat out with my cousin.

I bought her DS a puzzle for Christmas and then decided to give it to my DS instead.

I drank two beers while watching the cardinals game at TGI Friday's (my cousin drove).

I told DH I didn't have that great of a time or that I drank.... I felt bad after he complained about DS being grouchy all night.

I already ate one bag of fun size snickers that was meant for tricker treaters.

We are out of coffee in my department and I stole some from another.

I pretended to be sleeping at 5am when DS woke up. DH went and got him and closed the bedroom door really quietly LOL.

Ok I think that is all I have to confess.... I am bad this week.

Dude you're my hero

pinitbaby

thekatie said:

My mom is getting married tomorrow, and I will do a major happy face for her, but I just can't be excited. MOST of it is legitimately that I don't like the man - he's rude, misogynistic, condescending, and we just didn't click - but there is a part of me that's just "you took my mommy from me you bastard" and I feel bad about that. I won't ruin her day or act pissy at all, but I am plus, she's been a total bridezilla and that irritates me too.

I'm sorry you feel that way my mom married my stepdad in a group ceremony called The Wedding of the Millenium in Niagara Falls in 2000..I wanted so much to be there but guests weren't really allowed. My stepdad has been in my life since I was 7, I have love for the man but only because my mom lives him so much. They recently split for a month because he became abusive but that week in jail seemed to really turn him around. I hate that he put her through that and when she went back to him I felt like he stole my mother from me. He takes her out all the time now, cleans up, makes her nice dinners and most importantly, appreciates her more. I just hope he continues with the good stuff because my mom deserves it.
As long as your mom knows she has your support is the main thing but it does suck when us daughters feel we have to step in to overtake the mother figure.