FFFC

Maebb

pobrecita said:

Literally 3 seconds? Literally?

Ha ha, I thought about changing the wording because someone might have a problem with it. But in this case, it is LITERALLY 3 seconds. He has timed it several times as a challenge.

I just don't like when people say something like, "I am so hungry I could literally eat a horse" because I don't think they could actually eat a horse. That's just too much meat for any one person to eat.

But seriously, 3 seconds.

amberdanielle68845

Sterling13 said:

Buttered popcorn jelly bellies are quite possibly the worst food of all time.

DISGUSTING flavor.  However, most people hate black jelly beans but I pick all those out and don't eat any other flavor

Maebb

@LoveActually4, tried the bathtub, jacuzzi jets, shower head, fail x 3.

Libby1978

Buttered Popcorn jelly bellys are the only jelly beans I do like.

Helenahhandbasket

pobrecita said:

Maebb said:

Literally 3 seconds? Literally?

Ha ha, I thought about changing the wording because someone might have a problem with it. But in this case, it is LITERALLY 3 seconds. He has timed it several times as a challenge. I just don't like when people say something like, "I am so hungry I could literally eat a horse" because I don't think they could actually eat a horse. That's just too much meat for any one person to eat. But seriously, 3 seconds.

I literally do not believe you.

Yeah-- can you clairfy?  Are you saying he can get you from zero to "there" in 3 seconds?

 

CinemaGoddess

3 seconds sounds like a waste of sex.  

Helenahhandbasket

Darbie914 said:

@Maebb is your DH one of these guys?  If not, I'm lost.

Dead.

Helenahhandbasket

pobrecita said:

A coworker saw me eating peanut butter in the break room and then emailed me a blurb from the internet about whether or not PB goes in the fridge.

I don't know where else to put that but I am really weirded out right now.

Ewww....cold peanut butter sounds gross.

Team pantry.

Maebb

I know it makes no sense. I can't explain it. We can be not even talking about sex, no foreplay, kissing, etc., and he'll just use his hand and do whatever he does, and I O instantly. It's not a "waste of sex" because it's not over at that point. He's done it up to 13 times in one session. I know that sounds crazy, and some people will think I'm lying, but I promise it's true. I don't know how to "prove" it.

So you'd think if I could O so quickly and if he's so good at it, he would be able to teach me how to do it, but maybe I just can't hit it from the right angle, or maybe it's mental like I said.

CinemaGoddess

BluepointToasted

pobrecita said:

A coworker saw me eating peanut butter in the break room and then emailed me a blurb from the internet about whether or not PB goes in the fridge.

I don't know where else to put that but I am really weirded out right now.

Shit like this is why I hate people

Helenahhandbasket

pobrecita said:

This is what he sent me, and it was totally unsolicited:

Do You Have to Refrigerate an Opened Jar of Peanut Butter?

Question: A friend of mine always stores her peanut butter in the fridge after opening it. Is that necessary?

Answer: No — it’s not necessary to refrigerate an opened jar of commercially manufactured peanut butter, says the National Peanut Board.

An opened jar of processed peanut butter will usually keep well for about 3 months when stored in a dark cupboard at normal room temperature. And the major benefit of pantry storage, of course, is that it allows the peanut butter to spread more easily.

That said, if you’re not able to finish off the entire jar of peanut butter within a few months — or if your pantry tends to get extremely hot and humid — storing the opened jar in the refrigerator can help keep the peanut butter at optimum freshness longer. Once refrigerated, it will generally remain at good quality for an additional 3 to 4 months.

I am now going to randomly send this to eveyone I know.

CinemaGoddess

MeganRod13 said:

I put my peanut butter in the refrigerator after opening.

Whyyyyy?

Is it the natural stuff?  Or like Jif or Skippy?  Trying to get cold PB on bread sounds like a nightmare.  

RondackHiker

humptydance said:

I can't stand to get off before my H. It has to be at the same time or after. I don't want to spend 10 minutes or so waiting for him to finish if I get there before he does. I can't feel anything but discomfort during sex so it's not enjoyable unless I'm working to get off.

Just have a few more. It makes the wait for the H to finish more fun.

BluepointToasted

I had a co-worker tell me they were going to pray for me because I drank tap water every day.  Apparently it was going to give me MS and I didnt care

Maebb

HilarityEnsued said:

While I also can't prove it @maebb, I'm going to venture a guess that what's happening to your ladybits isn't really an orgasm.

@HilarityEnsued, I guarantee it is.

I don't bring it up with my friends because I know some women have the opposite problem - they can O with a vibrator or something but not with their SO. And yes, some people will think I'm bragging or BSing or just don't know what an orgasm is or trying to boost DH's ego. I can't explain it. He has figured out the trick to it, apparently.

RondackHiker

BluepointToasted said:

I had a co-worker tell me they were going to pray for me because I drank tap water every day.  Apparently it was going to give me MS and I didnt care

This would make me drink a lot of tap water in front of them.

Libby1978

Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_genital_arousal_disorder

Libby1978

I saw some show about that disorder a long time ago and that's seriously the first thing I thought about when I read @Maebb post.

Maebb

Ok, so apparently I'm either BSing or have a disorder. Or maybe both. Nice to know.

I'm not saying that 3 seconds and 13 times is the norm. He can do it that quickly if he wants to, but usually it's a few minutes and one O manually and then one from sex whenever he comes. Maybe I shouldn't have brought it up because apparently it's so unbelievable. Sorry for sharing so much personal and insane sounding information.

Maebb

@Mbenit4, I kind of wish I could figure it out so I could do it myself when he's out of town or not in the mood, but I haven't been able to.

BeckyP005

Idk why but this irks me to no end when pp say to someone...you deserve a baby more than anyone else? Why? I mean I know some have gone to hell and back with sad devastating stories.

I know plenty of pp that I could say that too but don't because there is always another that has had more heartache. I don't get it. Damn pms....sorry if I upset anyone!

CinemaGoddess

BeckyP005 said:

Idk why but this irks me to no end when pp say to someone...you deserve a baby more than anyone else? Why? I mean I know some have gone to hell and back with sad devastating stories. I know plenty of pp that I could say that too but don't because there is always another that has had more heartache. I don't get it. Damn pms....sorry if I upset anyone!

I need more specifics about this.  Is this done IRL or on TB?  

BeckyP005

CinemaGoddess said:

BeckyP005 said:

Idk why but this irks me to no end when pp say to someone...you deserve a baby more than anyone else? Why? I mean I know some have gone to hell and back with sad devastating stories.

I know plenty of pp that I could say that too but don't because there is always another that has had more heartache. I don't get it. Damn pms....sorry if I upset anyone!

I need more specifics about this.  Is this done IRL or on TB?  

TB. I don't think I deserve a baby if this one and only cycle works because I genuinely cry for others that have lost babies and do cycle after cycle but it just brothers me when pp say this not knowing of others that maybe had a harder time.

I'm probably making this sound worse in not knowing how to convey what I mean!

BeckyP005

I wasn't talking about me! This was directed to another that I like dearly.

BeckyP005

Oh I shouldn't have posted. I just hate when pp say to others in this journey you...meaning someone else.. jot talking about me. deserve a baby more than anyone I know

Libby1978

@Maebb

FTR I was not trying to be mean.  That really is what I thought about when I read your post.

BeckyP005

Meaning if you you did many cycles and still have no baby. I need a nap

BeckyP005

pobrecita said:

Saying someone deserves a baby more than someone else is a shitty thing to say period.

OK. That's how I feel. Thanks.

Maebb

Thanks, @Libby1978.

Honestly I feel like I shouldn't have shared it because people probably think I'm crazy, lying, confused about what an orgasm is, etc. Plus it's a personal thing between me and DH.

I guess if I'm going to post on here about DH's anxiety, uptightness, not wanting DS to wear girl clothes, etc., I also should post some positive things about him.

Anyway, maybe I should reevaluate what to share vs not share and why.

Libby1978

@Maebb

You should share whatever you want.  To me, this is the perfect place to vent about and share things I wouldn't want to share IRL.

Gnugirl

As long as you know it's true, @maebb, who cares what anyone else thinks!

That being said, I do not believe you. 3 seconds? 1,2,3, orgasm? No.

Also, personally I couldn't O on my own until I had one during sex. After that, it came easy. If your hubs can get you there in literally 3 seconds, the fact that you can't do it yourself is...different. I mean, unless you are married to Charlie Hunnam. Then I believe it.

Libby1978

I'm totally a dude.  And a creeper. @ashleysyn2

Maebb

@Gnugirl, ok.

Like I said, I know it's super weird that he can get me there so quickly but I can't do it at all. The funny part about it is that I thought the fact that I sucked at pleasuring myself was the flameful part of my confession, but it turns out that the "3 seconds" part got flamed a lot more because it's so unbelievable.

I know it's super weird. If I wasn't so prudish and jealous, I would let DH give you all orgasms so you can experience the magic for yourself.

LuckyDad

ashleysyn2 said:

My confession is that I don't even know which posters are dudes anymore.  All of you could be dudes for all I know.

me, Futant#s (fun taint), @jack19 (totally lying about being 19, his balls are old), and @prime (not so active anymore, but around). Oh, and Sandy Cohen, sometimes.

We have a couple others on the Dads board who I think are scared of you all.

CinemaGoddess

LuckyDad said:

ashleysyn2 said:

My confession is that I don't even know which posters are dudes anymore.  All of you could be dudes for all I know.

me, Futant#s (fun taint), @jack19 (totally lying about being 19, his balls are old), and @prime (not so active anymore, but around). Oh, and Sandy Cohen, sometimes.

We have a couple others on the Dads board who I think are scared of you all.

This is awesome.  

LuckyDad

CinemaGoddess said:

LuckyDad said:

ashleysyn2 said:

My confession is that I don't even know which posters are dudes anymore.  All of you could be dudes for all I know.

me, Futant#s (fun taint), @jack19 (totally lying about being 19, his balls are old), and @prime (not so active anymore, but around). Oh, and Sandy Cohen, sometimes.

We have a couple others on the Dads board who I think are scared of you all.

This is awesome.  

Or, in some cases they just only post twice a week total and could never ever keep up here. But let's go with scared, m'kay?

bullybutt

HilarityEnsued said:

bullybutt said:

My sister is suppose to come over tonight so that I can go to dinner with a friend.  Well, the plans got postponed.  I have not told my sister of the change in plans because I still want her to come over and watch DS so that I can clean the house.  She will try to back out if she knows that I'm not going because she hates making the 30 minute commute.

This is kind of bogus on your part.

I confessed and now she's not coming.  Super.

LaylaPartDeux

LuckyDad said:

ashleysyn2 said:

My confession is that I don't even know which posters are dudes anymore.  All of you could be dudes for all I know.

me, Futant#s (fun taint), @jack19 (totally lying about being 19, his balls are old), and @prime (not so active anymore, but around). Oh, and Sandy Cohen, sometimes.

We have a couple others on the Dads board who I think are scared of you all.

@jack19 is a dude? Totally didn't know that. So what about @jackofthebox?
I can't keep the jacks straight!

ETA: name spelling

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@maebb I think it's super funny you think that you got flamed. Disbelief =/= flaming.