FFFC

phunkyphish

Rae1105 said:

HilarityEnsued said:

Darbie914 said:

What is this silver bullet you speak of?  I'd Google but I'm at work.

It looks like a large bullet and vibrates.  You hold it against your clit.  The rest is self explanatory.

I might be able to get down with all that! I have always been with someone and was pretty much a 3x a day type sex person so I never wanted to spend the money. Now that I am single though, and its been a long, long, LONG time I might have to spend it.

Worth the $. I'd give it a shot. 

Rae1105

pobrecita said:

HilarityEnsued said:

Having sex three times a day sounds ridiculous exhausting.... I feel like that would interfere with my nap schedule.

I WISH I could take naps. Everytime I do, I end up with a splitting headache. And sometimes numbers 2 & 3 would be like right after work then right before bed. It didn't interfere too much. 

Eleventy11

My 19 mo old regularly asks for coffee and candy corn in the mornings. I drink 1/2 caf and put sugar and creamer in it. She will literally streak to my cup and be drinking it before I can stop her. She only gets two pieces of candy corn. I just can't resist her sweet little face.

She eats really healthy and I just can't get worked up about it.

scoutkate

I've had candy corn for breakfast every day this week.

I'm playing Betsy in fantasy football this week and I really, really want to beat her.  If I do I'll be ranked first in our league.  She has no idea she even has a team but I can't help talking shit to her about it. 

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thekatie

My mom is getting married tomorrow, and I will do a major happy face for her, but I just can't be excited. MOST of it is legitimately that I don't like the man - he's rude, misogynistic, condescending, and we just didn't click - but there is a part of me that's just "you took my mommy from me you bastard" and I feel bad about that. I won't ruin her day or act pissy at all, but I am plus, she's been a total bridezilla and that irritates me too.

scoutkate

I guess I don't really see a problem with a 19mo drinking a few sips of coffee?  I wouldn't do it because my kid is ridiculously sensitive to caffeine and she'd probably never sleep again, but what's the big deal otherwise? 

Eleventy11

pobrecita said:

courtnif said:

My 19 mo old regularly asks for coffee and candy corn in the mornings. I drink 1/2 caf and put sugar and creamer in it. She will literally streak to my cup and be drinking it before I can stop her. She only gets two pieces of candy corn. I just can't resist her sweet little face.

She eats really healthy and I just can't get worked up about it.

Your 19 mo drinks coffee?




Lol...I totally heard Ron Burgandy's voice in my head. She calls it "caawf" and grabs my cup. I guess it's the sweetness that she likes. It is hilarious to watch her. I have to put my cup on the counter anytime I get up to do something or she's drinking it down.

skellysmom

DS has eaten frozen pancakes every day this week.

I've started taking a tsp. of cod liver oil every morning and smell like lemon fish- it's hot.

DD had a runny nose this morning and I wiped it on my sleeve and now my black shirt has a giant booger smear down it. 

that is all. 

colliebabe

I wish Botox wasn't so expensive.

Helenahhandbasket

OK--I do actually have another confession--since it's getting sexy up in here I think it's time to maybe gross some people out.

H's nn for me is Quackers.

Backstory-- I am typically one of those ladies that tries not to fart in front of their SO.  I mean-- sometimes you can't help it, but my general rule is to hold in my farts at all cost.

When H and I were newly dating, I used to sleep over a lot on the weekdays because his apartment was closer to my job than my house was.  So one work day, during our morning routine, I was in the shower and H was brushing his teeth (so also in the bathroom). 

I felt like I had to fart, and it seemed like it was going to be one of those ones that would just seep out silently.  WRONG.  Instead, it was a really short but really loud fart, and with the acoustics of the bathroom + the soapy water it wound up sounding like a quack.

H practically died laughing and I am pretty sure I wouldn't have been upset if the floor of the shower opened up and swallowed me whole. 

8.5 years later, from time to time he still calls me Quackers.

bullybutt

Helenahhandbasket said:

OK--I do actually have another confession--since it's getting sexy up in here I think it's time to maybe gross some people out.

H's nn for me is Quackers.

Backstory-- I am typically one of those ladies that tries not to fart in front of their SO.  I mean-- sometimes you can't help it, but my general rule is to hold in my farts at all cost.

When H and I were newly dating, I used to sleep over a lot on the weekdays because his apartment was closer to my job than my house was.  So one work day, during our morning routine, I was in the shower and H was brushing his teeth (so also in the bathroom). 

I felt like I had to fart, and it seemed like it was going to be one of those ones that would just seep out silently.  WRONG.  Instead, it was a really short but really loud fart, and with the acoustics of the bathroom + the soapy water it wound up sounding like a quack.

H practically died laughing and I am pretty sure I wouldn't have been upset if the floor of the shower opened up and swallowed me whole. 

8.5 years later, from time to time he still calls me Quackers.

Dying laughing!!!!

msdrdg

@helenahhandbasket OMG!! I just literally LOLed!  My boss is staring at me now.

lildevil968

Last night my friends DD had a musical performance at the school, so we went. I was so tired, I fell asleep in the chair, and snored so loud, people where looking.

It's a good thing I have a gluten allergy, or else I would be all over the Halloween candy that is on my desk right now.

NotSharknado

Sophia literally does a drive by coffee lick.

Libby1978

@MeganRod13

Extra warmth

amberdanielle68845

MeganRod13 said:

I don't shave my underarms for days in the colder months.

"No Shave November" is right around the corner!

RayRay007

I would like to start exercising in the morning- maybe going for a run- but DH leaves for work before I'm even up. I'm not going to get up at 4am to go for a run so he can be at home while I go. So it crossed my mind for a minute to go when I get up while DD is still sleeping (and DH is gone). And the only reason I feel bad about thinking about that is because of you bishes. 

CinemaGoddess

1.  I'm bored with all the sex talk.

2.  I'm seriously considering going to see The Day of the Doctor in the theaters.  

missyishere

amberdanielle68845 said:

MeganRod13 said:

I don't shave my underarms for days in the colder months.

"No Shave November" is right around the corner!


Don't forget Decembeaver!

Eleventy11

CinemaGoddess said:

1.  I'm bored with all the sex talk.

2.  I'm seriously considering going to see The Day of the Doctor in the theaters.  

Plus 1 for #1

amberdanielle68845

mbenit4 said:

I think the last time I shaved my legs was over a year ago. Maybe more. That being said, I really don't grow hair on my legs. When it does grow, it is very light in color and only one strand here and another there.

 

 

I can shave in the morning and by afternoon I feel prickelies (sp). The Italian in me turns me into a Sasquatch if I don't stay ontop of it!

Libby1978

amberdanielle68845 said:

mbenit4 said:

I think the last time I shaved my legs was over a year ago. Maybe more. That being said, I really don't grow hair on my legs. When it does grow, it is very light in color and only one strand here and another there.

 

 

I can shave in the morning and by afternoon I feel prickelies (sp). The Italian in me turns me into a Sasquatch if I don't stay ontop of it!

German over here.  So yeah, really hairy.  Boo.

monkeybutt61612

mbenit4 said:

monkeybutt61612 said:

I don't buy any Halloween candy for fear that I will eat it all.  

This. I don't buy any candy for anything really. Same with cookies, pies, cakes, etc.

Us too.  We have zero snacks (or last least snacks that I like) in the house.  Only stuff that is required to make meals.

CinemaGoddess

Holls2011 said:

When I am with someone (dating, married, etc) I don't want to please myself.  I want SO to do that.  So I never really get myself off ever when I am with someone so that all that fun time will be with the other person. 

This is weird.  

Helenahhandbasket

CinemaGoddess said:

Holls2011 said:

When I am with someone (dating, married, etc) I don't want to please myself.  I want SO to do that.  So I never really get myself off ever when I am with someone so that all that fun time will be with the other person. 

This is weird.  

Sort of agree. 

There's nothing wrong with not pleasing yourself, but only if you just don't want to/ don't feel like doing it.

It sort of seems like you are denying yourself for a silly reason if the only reason you won't please yourself while with someone is because you are "saving yourself" for him.  You are entitled to alone fun time.

NotSharknado

Holls2011 said:

When I am with someone (dating, married, etc) I don't want to please myself.  I want SO to do that.  So I never really get myself off ever when I am with someone so that all that fun time will be with the other person. 

Huh?

snowclouds

Holls2011 said:

I regularly check DH's email account.  I am not looking for anything, I am just bored. 

I do this too.  I find my emails aren't entertaining enough and it gives something to do:-)

RondackHiker

Hey, here's a big confession that I just thought of.

9/11 is a sad day, and I remember those lost and feel sad each year. It's terrible.

But my horse died 9/11/11 and the last two years I've cried more about missing him than the people whodied. I realize that makes me shitty. I just really miss him.

Rae1105

andrea99 said:

I just moved from the bed to the couch. Still in PJs. House is a mess. But I'm three episodes into PLL. No regrets.

Insanely jealous of you right now. I watched an episode last night

LoveActually4

I'm very worried about my SD's eating habits. She is a perfectionist and runs 30-40 miles a week for track. She's starting to show some really restrictive eating habits and her mom and I are watching her closely because she's losing weight.

FFFC: I'm sneaking fats in her food whenever I can. I made her scrambled eggs with heavy cream last night because I knew she hadn't eaten anything other than veggies and PB all day. I reassure her it's healthy...

She has a doctors appointment next week with her mom.

CinemaGoddess

Still weird.  

Helenahhandbasket

Holls2011 said:

I think I typed it all jumbled and fuck.  Basically: I don't like to masturbate when I am seeing someone.  I like to have sex and do all the fun stuff with the other person.  If that means I masturbate while my SO does as well, it is more fun. 

That comes off different than your orig confession.

It almost sounded like you though it was wrong to do while in a relationship and that you were denying yourself.

Whatever works for you guys is fine, obvioulsy.

LaylaPartDeux

AshPal61 said:

I'm getting tired of all the G2G talk.

Me too, but it's mostly because I'm jealous.

Maebb

I thought of some more.

1. I was eating jelly beans last night, and I gave DS (11 months) a few bites. But I bit just a tiny piece for him so he wouldn't choke on it, and they were all natural no artificial coloring or flavoring or HFCS jelly beans, so I didn't feel too bad.

2. I rarely shave. DH doesn't care except for the private area. I don't grow that much hair on my legs or underarms, so I probably shave once a week in the summer and once a month in the winter.

3. I've never even able to give myself an O with my hand or anything or with any device (and I've tried several), but DH can do it in literally 3 seconds. Maybe it's a mental thing, but I've tried really hard and can't do it myself.

CinemaGoddess

I judge you for giving your kid jelly beans because jelly beans are gross.  

LoveActually4

Thanks @pobrecita. I'm praying it's a phase . She's trying to be really healthy and I think she is getting low cal and healthy confused. She's such a great person, it pains me to think it could be an ED. We're hoping for a referral to a psych and, assuming it's not an ED (which it could be), then to a dietician to help her make better choices.

Helenahhandbasket

Maebb said:

I thought of some more. 1. I was eating jelly beans last night, and I gave DS (11 months) a few bites. But I bit just a tiny piece for him so he wouldn't choke on it, and they were all natural no artificial coloring or flavoring or HFCS jelly beans, so I didn't feel too bad. 2. I rarely shave. DH doesn't care except for the private area. I don't grow that much hair on my legs or underarms, so I probably shave once a week in the summer and once a month in the winter. 3. I've never even able to give myself an O with my hand or anything or with any device (and I've tried several), but DH can do it in literally 3 seconds. Maybe it's a mental thing, but I've tried really hard and can't do it myself.

Try harder. 

LoveActually4

@Maebb, ever try the bathtub?

Helenahhandbasket

OK-- inspired by @holls2011-- another confession.

I sometimes prefer solo sessions.  Sometimes, aint nobody got any time for all of that.