FFFC

CurlyQ284

I think when DS goes to kindergarten we will have another kid. This will be DHs fourth kid (my second). Four kids is the BEST!

HA just kidding its going to be a madhouse when they are all together.

CinemaGoddess

ashleysyn2 said:

What are BBers?  People who watch too much Breaking Bad or Big Brother?  I'm drawing a blank.

Baby Buzz.  

Libby1978

MrsSkull1107 said:

Libby1978 said:

@shanado

I'm clam.  Hand um ova!

You are such a clam! Tee hee hee. I love autocorrect!

@MrsSkull1107

Confession:  I'm on a computer and totally spelled calm wrong.  hahaha. 

CinemaGoddess

LoisLayn23 said:

Golden Oreos>regular Oreos

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andrea99 said:

@dragonblood13 My job is the same way. I fucking love doing nothing. That may change eventually, but I'm enjoying it while it's here.

In my defense, one of my main motivations to stay here was that my boss was totally willing to work with me when I decided to have kids.  He said I could go to part time or work like 2-3 days per week.  But now that I'm not having kids anytime soon, I could probably move on...but meh.  

I might also be making a huge move soon, so I'll just bide my time.

NotSharknado

MabelShesTheBomb said:

FFFC- I mother fucking HATE when people get told to calm their tits here. No offense Shan since you just happened to bring it up today but god forbid someone be passionate or give a shit about something. I know you're all too cool to give a fuck (until it's something important to you and you decide to give a fuck, then it's fine to say something).


Now I'm trying to remember who it was here that told me I needed to go on medication.

StarrySarah

CinemaGoddess said:

I'm really disappointed that only two of you appreciated the joy that is Megan Follows on Reign. 

Jerks. 

Wait, Megan Follows as in Anne of Green Gables?  Or am I thinking of someone else?

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CinemaGoddess

StarrySarah said:

CinemaGoddess said:

I'm really disappointed that only two of you appreciated the joy that is Megan Follows on Reign. 

Jerks. 

Wait, Megan Follows as in Anne of Green Gables?  Or am I thinking of someone else?

YES.

StarrySarah

CinemaGoddess said:

StarrySarah said:

CinemaGoddess said:

I'm really disappointed that only two of you appreciated the joy that is Megan Follows on Reign. 

Jerks. 

Wait, Megan Follows as in Anne of Green Gables?  Or am I thinking of someone else?

YES.

Looks like I'll be watching Reign.

Rach7170

LoisLayn23 said:

Golden Oreos>regular Oreos

NO!

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CinemaGoddess

justAphase said:

CTGirl30 said:

I got to page 8. @LuckyDad can just recap the rest for me ;-)

HE DOESN'T RECAP THE FFFC! Disappointing, right?

I vote @lexilupin does the FFFC recaps.  

klondikebar

Maebb said:

I'm a little late to the game, so I may be beating a dead horse, but regarding Manneek's confession, regardless of whether it's true or not... I severely judge people who either park in handicap spots with the tag and don't "look" handicapped, or people who don't have the tag at all. I realize that not all disabilities are readily visible, so I shouldn't judge so much. My BIL has CP, and there have been times when he had to park further away because all the handicap spots were taken, so maybe that's why I'm sensitive to it. One time DH and I were coming back to our apartment after dinner, and there was a Mercedes with no handicap tag, sticker, or anything like that parked in a handicap spot. Just because we thought the person was being a jerk, we left a take-out styrofoam container of salad on the hood of the car. We came back in the morning, and it had blown over (or maybe someone turned it over), and salad dressing had dripped into the vents or whatever between the hood and the windshield. We felt bad because we didn't mean to be so mean. And maybe someone had their handicapped grandmother or someone staying with them and just didn't have the tag. Well, that's my tl;dr confession about handicap parking spots.

That's wonderful. Glad to know I may be getting judged. I have good days and bad days. The handicap spot prevents my few good days from turning into bad ones. And some days I look a hell of a lot different going into a store than when I come out after walking for 45 minutes.

Smootchy

@dragonblood & @EVA116

 

please

NotSharknado

Confession. I ate all those mini golden Oreos.


Sorrynotsorry

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chapski said:

@dragonblood & @EVA116

 

please

All of my friends ask me to get them a job.  We only have 5 people in the company.  My boss and his son who do one type of work and then his wife who does another type, a receptionist and me.  I'm like the jack of all fucking trades around here.

ReeseFox

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DragonBlood13 said:

OH!  I have one.

I stay at my company because it's the easiest job ever.  I do about 8 hours of work a week.  And that would be a busy week.  

I watched all of Breaking Bad at work in 2 weeks.  I am now watching SOA at work.  Actually I am watching an episode right now.

I should probably get a job where I actually am challenged a bit, but meh.  This is more fun.

Are you me? I can (and sometimes do) literally complete my work responsibilities with a half day of focused effort. I get all my best Netflixing done at work. I've watched all of Breaking Bad, SOA (waiting for last season still), Gossip Girl, United States of Tara, Pretty Little Liars and those are just the ones I remember off the top of my head. Netflix for Android FTmotherfuckingW! 

Right now I'm alternating between Lie to Me and Hart of Dixie.

CurlyQ284

I think loose teeth are disgusting. One spring break SD2s tooth was barely attached but she didn't want anyone to pull it. In pictures its almost sideways and sticking out. It makes me gag when I see the pictures.

missyishere

::notes no-pants twerking rule for next weekend::

missyishere

LexiLupin said:

I want to dye my hair but I'm too afraid of hating it and not being able to dye it back. I'm lame.

You have such a pretty natural color, I wouldn't want you to change it.

NotSharknado

Inkogneetoh said:

Why do you need to be sans pants to twerk?

Cuz pants are stupid, yo. Unless you're invited to a pants party.

scoutkate

Harry Styles twerked in his skinniest skinny jeans and it was glorious.

Confession:  I typed Harry Potter at first and had to backspace and correct.  Sorry, Hazzabear.

LaurelBee

@lexilupin I got low lights once and the chick dyed by eyebrows dark brown to "match." I looked ridiculous. My eyebrows were casting a shadow on my face... Haven't dyed my hair since

Maebb

@Klondikebar, @Stephpinkd, and anyone else who I offended with my admission of my judgmental attitude toward handicap parking space violators (or those who appear to be) -

I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you're in physical pain, and I'm sorry that you have to worry about bitches like me judging you. As I mentioned, I realize that not all disabilities are easy to identify visually, and it's not my responsibility to be the judge of that. I am trying to keep my judgments in check.

If there were "hate tits" to give out on TB in addition to "love tits," I would be earning a lot today.

CaitW1228

I had to take a half sick day to bring ds to an appt at 3:00, so I am getting a pedicure while he is still at daycare before the appointment. Very relaxed!

LuckyDad

MrsSkull1107 said:

I'm really, really excited to go to Iowa. But I'm having major anxiety about it. DD is very attached to me and barely tolerates her father right now. She's in a "I don't like Daddy" phase. She won't hug him, kiss him or even talk to him. I have no idea what's going to happen after I leave here next Friday. I'm scared she's going to tantrum for two days and H is going to send me aggravated texts all weekend.

But despite my fear, I have ZERO desire to cancel the trip. I want to meet you all so badly and I need a weekend away. I keep telling myself that maybe this will be good for them. They can work out their differences and be better pals for it. And if not, I'll be 100s of miles away and be unable to do anything. He'll have to deal and it's only two days right?

Bumping old shit, but it's for support, so fuck it.

Your husband and daughter will be fine. She's gonna be mad the night you leave and it's gonna be rough for him. But I bet they will have a chance to really re-bond and she will be reminded that "hey, Daddy can do some things that I thought only Mommy can do!" I bet they will end up closer than they have been lately.

Plus, he's gonna let her do things you normally don't allow

LuckyDad

MotherOfPearl85 said:

I'm guessing my confession is that I didn't babyproof our house. 

My babyproofing so far has been half-hearted, and mostly to prevent future work. So the cabinet to the trash has a latch, so he doesn't dump the trash. I want to put in toilet latches so he doesn't flush stuff down the toilet. We did put in outlet covers, and have a babygate for the stairs. But I've seriously come to the conclusion 100% safety is impossible.

Monkeybabe

I am terrified of the idea of dying my hair. I'm way too attached to my gingerness.

Confession: I consider myself a nerd, but I have never seen Dr. Who.

theimpossibleastronaut

DD is asleep. MIL watched her while I did a bunch of chores/errands. I got a flu shot, ran a mile, got groceries, mowed the lawn, and vacuumed. I haven't felt this accomplished by 1 pm in a while.

LuckyDad

DragonBlood13 said:

OH!  I have one.

I stay at my company because it's the easiest job ever.  I do about 8 hours of work a week.  And that would be a busy week.  

I watched all of Breaking Bad at work in 2 weeks.  I am now watching SOA at work.  Actually I am watching an episode right now.

I should probably get a job where I actually am challenged a bit, but meh.  This is more fun.

The main issue is if you are potentially hurting your future career development and advancement by hanging out in a job that isn't building your resume. But if you're in a field where you can build a paper resume just by having a job and your technical skills won't deteriorate, I say you are living the dream!

LuckyDad

jack19 said:

if someone gives me a homemade baked good I will 9 times out of 10 pitch it in the trash because i am :

a) convinced they didn't wash their hands after they took a shit

b) sneezed on it

either way i am not willing to take that chance

#douchebag

You have good confessions. Like your video game one, I wanna flame the shit out of you for this, but it's not something I can *really* hold against you.

Helenahhandbasket

ThisIsBrea said:

Why do you need to be sans pants to twerk?

Pants are constricting? I have no idea really...but that's my guess.

I want to see if my cheeks are doing what they are supposed to be doing. 

LuckyDad

AuburnGirlSC said:

ReeseFox said:

Are you me? I can (and sometimes do) literally complete my work responsibilities with a half day of focused effort. I get all my best Netflixing done at work. I've watched all of Breaking Bad, SOA (waiting for last season still), Gossip Girl, United States of Tara, Pretty Little Liars and those are just the ones I remember off the top of my head. Netflix for Android FTmotherfuckingW! 

Right now I'm alternating between Lie to Me and Hart of Dixie.

I love Lie to Me!

First season was great, second season they clearly ran out of material. And I feel like the supporting cast never lived up to Tim Roth's performance.

missyishere

HilarityEnsued said:

Another confession... I have a ridiculously sharp bump memory for pretty much all netbattles and drama where I have posted in the thread.  I remember it all.

You and me both.

RondackHiker

I just ugly cried at my midwife's office.

For numerous reasons they can't do a transfusion while I'm KU. So basically I'm just stuck.

I think I scared the ladies waiting to come in when I left crying with the midwives all hugging me.

lildevil968

Maebb said:

I'm a little late to the game, so I may be beating a dead horse, but regarding Manneek's confession, regardless of whether it's true or not... I severely judge people who either park in handicap spots with the tag and don't "look" handicapped, or people who don't have the tag at all. I realize that not all disabilities are readily visible, so I shouldn't judge so much. My BIL has CP, and there have been times when he had to park further away because all the handicap spots were taken, so maybe that's why I'm sensitive to it. One time DH and I were coming back to our apartment after dinner, and there was a Mercedes with no handicap tag, sticker, or anything like that parked in a handicap spot. Just because we thought the person was being a jerk, we left a take-out styrofoam container of salad on the hood of the car. We came back in the morning, and it had blown over (or maybe someone turned it over), and salad dressing had dripped into the vents or whatever between the hood and the windshield. We felt bad because we didn't mean to be so mean. And maybe someone had their handicapped grandmother or someone staying with them and just didn't have the tag. Well, that's my tl;dr confession about handicap parking spots.

I'm glad to know you have probably judged me before. You see, I look normal, but under my clothes, I have shrapnel wounds from an IED explosion. I have shrapnel embedded in my lower back, and hips, and it makes it extremely painful for me to walk long distances. I have a disabled Veteran Handicap license plate because of it. I have had people judge me silently, and other people judge me vocally. I have had a few people tell me that tell me that being fat isn't a handicap, and I should be walking my fat ass from the back of the parking lot.

Next time, before you judge someone because they don't look Handicap, think about it, before passing judgement on that person.

MelissaRae1525

scoutkate said:

Harry Styles twerked in his skinniest skinny jeans and it was glorious.

Confession:  I typed Harry Potter at first and had to backspace and correct.  Sorry, Hazzabear.

I need to see this. NEED!

RondackHiker

OnederfulMother said:

RondackHiker said:

I just ugly cried at my midwife's office.

For numerous reasons they can't do a transfusion while I'm KU. So basically I'm just stuck.

I think I scared the ladies waiting to come in when I left crying with the midwives all hugging me.

I'm sorry, do they have you on iron supplements?

They do and I keep throwing the damn things up.

I'm just down and frustrated at this point. Baby is doing awesome but I feel like my body is shutting down.

Maebb

@lildevil968, I know that I am wrong and that I shouldn't judge people based on their appearance as to whether or not they should park in handicap spots. If you scroll back a few pages, I apologized there, but this has been eye-opening about why I shouldn't judge. I am really sorry for people who have said hurtful things to you, and sorry that my words hurt too. Thank you for your service in the military.