GTKY - Top TTGP Moments of 2019

mvt2003 · January 2020

We've talked about it, I think it's time to just do it! Share your favorite TTGP memories from 2019 here because DANG we had some doozies!

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mvt2003 · January 2020

My personal favorite TTGP 2019 moment was the drive-by Peggy who was on unsupervised Clomid and thought this was the same section as Real Answers, and got talked down off the ledge by @capnjackharkness

The best part for me is that she never fixed her username (knottieamillionnumbers) and then participated for like a week after having been rude to half the regulars.

gingermama29 · January 2020

Hocus pocus bitches 🤣

babyodo · January 2020

gingermama29 said:

Hocus pocus witches 🤣

FTFY

keikilove · January 2020

My absolute fave was the exposure of the member with a bunch of different usernames who we now know as kels. I think she was going by Disgruntled Pelican at the time (for anyone who wants to search). She won the award for most dramatic stories (or something like that) but then had the nerve to wonder if nobody liked her because her stories seemed so outlandish. You know, she discovered her BF’s testicular cancer, she herself had non-stop bleeding for 6 months (or 12 months?) straight & the doctors wouldn’t do anything to help her, she almost died, etc etc. And then @b_1029 dropped the mic & exposed her for all of her lies over the YEARS that she engaged here, pretending to be either TTC or PG. And she *still* wanted to lurk “if that’s ok with everyone”.🙄🤣 That was a doozy of a day!

krystrist2014 · January 2020

@keikilove holy crap 😳

babyodo · January 2020

OMG I was a newbie when that all went down, but I distinctly remember the "if that's okay with everyone" comment about her continuing to lurk and I was just like, "What in the actual hell is going on?" Chick was cuckoo crazypants.

mvt2003 · January 2020

And she had done it before to more than one BMB! I think the odds of her not lurking/participating on TB in some form are extremely unlikely. IMO she is absolutely around.

bows22 · January 2020

I always meant to make a UO/FFFC out of this but the reason I told kels that I was okay if she stayed was because I knew if she left, she would one day come back and we wouldn’t know it. I wasn’t planning to ever interact with her but I thought it was a “devil you know versus devil you don’t” kind of thing. Agree with @mvt2003 that she’s around.

brookert615 · January 2020

*Lurking

For anyone who wants to get down to the nitty gritty and creep on the OG post LOL

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12743855/flame-free-friday-confessions-5-31-19/p1

mvt2003 · January 2020

@brookert615 coming in clutch with the info!

@bows22 That's an excellent FFFC! And actually makes a TON of sense!

misshelen86 · January 2020

Other than Kels and hocus pocus bitches.. I’d have to say the Peggy that was convinced she was KU because she was craving tacos

Found that thread if anyone wants to see it again
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12740563/hoping-someone-here-can-help-me

*Edited to add link

flowntheloop · January 2020

@keikilove Yup! Shit went down that day! There was a pretty epic thread that I wish was archived somewhere.
@brookert615 Is that the thread?

brookert615 · January 2020

@flowntheloop Yes it is! It starts on the first page and just gets better from there lol

mvt2003 · January 2020

@flowntheloop @brookert615 Someone in the thread links back to her shenanigans on at least one BMB too, so there is plenty of reading material to be had there! I got lost down the rabbit hole of the OG TB boards and holy guacamole, it was WAY different than today!

kpearse99 · January 2020

ahhhh these are all so good!!! Such wonderful memories!

babyodo · January 2020

So, I went on a deep, deep dive into those zombie threads where kels got outed, and holy moses, that girl is a piece of work! Sex in parking lots, bringing tequila to an underage baby shower, started working on her master's degree at 17 years old. I'm sure that's just the tip of the iceburg, but girl... have you ever tried telling the truth?

mvt2003 · January 2020

@ttcbabyodo wait - remember in her "outing" when she tried to clarify which ones were the made-up stories and what date she started to actually participate "as herself"?

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inthewoods23 · January 2020

-when we tell the Peggys that pregnancy test posts are only for the 1 thread in the 1st Tri board and then they never go over there or if they do, they create their own special thread there instead.

-Every Peggy that has said "I get my period every month on the 12th", taken their tests apart, or fished it out of the trash HOURS later and come to ask us if we think they're pregnant.

-And the time @keikilove confessed she realized she was using the larger needle for all her shots instead of the small ones. Lots of heartfelt oh nooo's that day 🤣

-The GTKY thread referenced in the link to the Kels story where we nominated each other for things like "craziest coworker stories", "most likely to call out a Peggy on a stark white test", and "most likely to get banned", etc.

-Last favorite moment - getting to know everyone who joined in 2019 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

mvt2003 · January 2020

@inthewoods23 Omg yes to all of the above!!!! I genuinely had NO idea people would break into their pregnancy tests to see if it would tell them something different. Honestly, it's not an effing Magic 8 Ball!!!!

And also @keikilove my butt aches even thinking about your PIO story!!!!!!!!

inthewoods23 · January 2020

@mvt2003 especially those that break into their digital tests!

My digi came out negative bUt ThErEs A sEcOnD lInE iNsIdE sO i MuSt Be KnOcKeD uP rIgHt?

allthingscozy · January 2020

I just love the memes and gifs the drive bys get when they try to catch an attitude. Ugh hate their attitude when redirected usually quite tamely too.

emeraldduchess · January 2020

OMG how could I forget the Great Disgruntled Pelican Caper?!? That was a time.
Also, @misshelen86 I can't eat tacos anymore without thinking of that thread!!

b_1029 · January 2020

*lurking* I am living for this thread and just want to throw in addition to what has already been said- the jizz shuffle obviously, and also “ta!”

eta I hope it’s ok that I posted here!

mvt2003 · January 2020

@b_1029 HIIIIIIII FRIEND!!!!!!!!!

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I didn't specifically say this, but I do think this thread should be open to grads who participated in 2019 - does anyone disagree?

kiki047 · January 2020

@mvt2003 oh heck yes, I agree that the 2019 TTGP Hall of Fame should be open to grads.
@b_1029 'ta

omg I forgot about that one. So good.

emeraldduchess · January 2020

Why I am drawing a blank on "ta!"???

kpearse99 · January 2020

I agree this should be open to all grads too!!!

@b_1029 HI!!!!!

inthewoods23 · January 2020

@emeraldduchess same! I remember it being funny and it's not coming to me!

I do remember there being some funny thread title edits like "it's over". And the period on my birthday waaaaahhh girl

mvt2003 · January 2020

I forgot the detail from "Hocus pocus" that she included the color of her discharge!

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12746678/help-me-out-ladies

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bserena · January 2020

@mvt2003 that thread is wonderful

mercury94 · January 2020

*lurking*

Hi! This thread is the best and I love you all for it.

I loved the Waaah girl.

Also, Kels and the “Why does everyone keep nominating me for craziest stories?” thing. That was my favorite part of that whole situation. Why? Because seriously, do you even read what you post, Kels?

Also, the Peggy that called @inthewoods23 a troll was one of my favorite Peggies ever.

inthewoods23 · January 2020

@mercury94 yes I totally came here to "have 3 failed IUIs and go through IVF" just to troll you all. Can someone find that thread? Because I can't remember if that was after my failed FET too.

I can't pull a long con to save my life lol.

b_1029 · January 2020

@emeraldduchess @inthewoods23 I might’ve forgotten about her but that’s where my 2 warnings were from 🙄 I don’t remember everything she said but in her GBCB she signed off “ta!!”

shamrocandroll · January 2020

*lurking*

OMG "period on my birthday waaah" girl was the best! I forgot about her!

Obviously the jizz shuffle is near and dear to my heart, and secretly sleuthing kels is what brought me so close to so many of you. I will also always remember the naming of Peggy and Humpy Humphrey.

But the thing that stuck with me the most about TTGP was the camaraderie with the rise and fall of each cycle. We'd get ourselves all psyched up with "We're ALL going to graduate to (month) together! I'm not going without all of you!" and then that would turn into "Screw (month)... Who wants to have a baby in (month) anyway? Not me!" We were by other's biggest cheerleaders in the rises and falls of this rollercoaster we were all on together.

...sorry for being the one who turns the funny thread mushy, but you all mean so much to me and I miss you ladies! 😭

inthewoods23 · January 2020

@shamrocandroll ❤️❤️

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I have no idea how to hype for December. Anybody got any good gifs for December hyping?? May was too easy!

shamrocandroll · January 2020

@inthewoods23 I'm pretty convinced the JT GIF is what did it for me during that really wacky, long, and exhausting cycle (because that makes more sense than having sex 13 times in my FW, right?). I hope someone finds a magic December GIF that does it for you! ❤️

emeraldduchess · January 2020

@inthewoods23 what about one of these?

inthewoods23 · January 2020

@emeraldduchess omg the Dwight gif!! 🤣🤣

@shamrocandroll I'm so happy the magic of the hype worked!!

NYTino24 · January 2020

*lurking* The full moon drivebys always got me riled up!! Instead of noodles for a Peggy, during that situation only, I think you all should post gifs of people getting mooned.

emeraldduchess · January 2020

@inthewoods23 I knew you'd love it. 💙
@NYTino24 Homer twerking will forever be burned into my brain. 😳

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