For some reason everyone feels compelled to tell me about their sister's boyfriend's cousin's baby that was just born. Just because I'm pregnant does not mean I care...
DD1: June '16 DD2: March ‘19 :::: Married since 2011 :::: USN Wife ::::
"You mean other people procreate? I HAD NO IDEA. We're all basically the same and put on the earth so you can talk about babies, so I'm so glad you're doing your duty to bring us all together."
I think pregnancy makes me an even more cynical bitch than normal.
@dtspmama YIKES. Did you physically shudder? Because I did. Probably terrible but I picture the creepy, toothless, balding janitor saying it.
My mom told me yesterday this pregnancy has gone so fast...hmm. Yes, I agree in some aspects I do think it has gone fast but when she's actually only seen me 3x during this pregnancy no wonder she thinks it has gone fast.
@HoneyBear40 I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Not a great way to start the day.
And now I have a new one! A student just said to me "Professor, I think you've been pregnant the entire time I've been enrolled here." Cool, guy. Thanks.
@3rdtime_charmed Ugh, so annoying! I hope you reminded him, yes b/c I'm carrying two babies!!
My boss walked in today and was like "wow you look really pregnant today." I didn't take offense since knew she meant well. But I'm wearing a pre-preggo dress, so maybe why, but I also feel like a house. But that added to my thoughts of looking like a whale lol
TTC #1 since April 2015 June 2016 - CP 2017 - Medicated Cycles & IUI's IVF w/ PGS - January 2018 FET #1 - April 2018 - BFN ERA Cycle May / June 2018 ERA Biopsy June 2018 ~ Results: receptive (no change) FET #2 - July 2018 - BFP Beta #1 - 137 Beta #2 - 410 U/S #1 7wk1d - HB 144 U/S #2 9w1d HB 166 Anatomy Scan 1st 11/2/18 2nd AS 11/19 EDD March 28, 2019 Baby Girl born 3/26/19
@meggyme That happened to me the other day! I held the door open for someone (a complete stranger) and then she noticed I was pregnant and started making pregnant-related small-talk with me including that one of her friends just had a baby. That's nice... and I regret holding the door for you.
Within 5 min of walking into my MILs house I was greeted with “oh wow...your belly precedes you” “ are you sure you aren’t having twins” and “you going for some kind of record” FROM WOMEN FAMILY MEMBERS!!!!! I don’t take pregnant comments to heart because I know people are just idiots and this is my 3rd kid but still STFU. My MIL also pointed to my stomach and referenced the pilsbury dough boy 😳 people are fascinating...
TTC #1 since April 2015 June 2016 - CP 2017 - Medicated Cycles & IUI's IVF w/ PGS - January 2018 FET #1 - April 2018 - BFN ERA Cycle May / June 2018 ERA Biopsy June 2018 ~ Results: receptive (no change) FET #2 - July 2018 - BFP Beta #1 - 137 Beta #2 - 410 U/S #1 7wk1d - HB 144 U/S #2 9w1d HB 166 Anatomy Scan 1st 11/2/18 2nd AS 11/19 EDD March 28, 2019 Baby Girl born 3/26/19
Other person: "What do you do?" Me: "Web design." Other person: (confused) "Oh, well that's nice. But I asked when are you due?" Me (in my head): Oh... sorry, I thought someone was talking to me like an actual human being instead of a vessel for another one for once.
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For some reason everyone feels compelled to tell me about their sister's boyfriend's cousin's baby that was just born. Just because I'm pregnant does not mean I care...
"You mean other people procreate? I HAD NO IDEA. We're all basically the same and put on the earth so you can talk about babies, so I'm so glad you're doing your duty to bring us all together."
I think pregnancy makes me an even more cynical bitch than normal.
Really? It seems to you that I have been pregnant forever... because you’ve not had to deal with it, and you are a man with no children, so just don’t
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Me: 36, DH 37.
August 2014- 6w MMC
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PCOS, plus some medical issues that make me high risk.
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My mom told me yesterday this pregnancy has gone so fast...hmm. Yes, I agree in some aspects I do think it has gone fast but when she's actually only seen me 3x during this pregnancy no wonder she thinks it has gone fast.
And now I have a new one! A student just said to me "Professor, I think you've been pregnant the entire time I've been enrolled here." Cool, guy. Thanks.
My boss walked in today and was like "wow you look really pregnant today." I didn't take offense since knew she meant well. But I'm wearing a pre-preggo dress, so maybe why, but I also feel like a house. But that added to my thoughts of looking like a whale lol
June 2016 - CP
2017 - Medicated Cycles & IUI's
IVF w/ PGS - January 2018
FET #1 - April 2018 - BFN
ERA Cycle May / June 2018
ERA Biopsy June 2018 ~ Results: receptive (no change)
FET #2 - July 2018 - BFP
U/S #1 7wk1d - HB 144 U/S #2 9w1d HB 166
Anatomy Scan 1st 11/2/18 2nd AS 11/19
EDD March 28, 2019
Baby Girl born 3/26/19
@meggyme Just no!
June 2016 - CP
2017 - Medicated Cycles & IUI's
IVF w/ PGS - January 2018
FET #1 - April 2018 - BFN
ERA Cycle May / June 2018
ERA Biopsy June 2018 ~ Results: receptive (no change)
FET #2 - July 2018 - BFP
U/S #1 7wk1d - HB 144 U/S #2 9w1d HB 166
Anatomy Scan 1st 11/2/18 2nd AS 11/19
EDD March 28, 2019
Baby Girl born 3/26/19
Me: "Web design."
Other person: (confused) "Oh, well that's nice. But I asked when are you due?"
Me (in my head): Oh... sorry, I thought someone was talking to me like an actual human being instead of a vessel for another one for once.