cryptic/stealth pregnancy?

DaphneMoon1 · April 2015

You guyzzzz! But she said she wanted support! [-(

Anytime someone starts with the support shit. I just can't.

knottie826a178f976a422a · June 2018

Hello there Karlieboaz, I know it's been a while, but I wanted to share that I am in fact pregnant with a baby who emits no HcG. I do have two cysts, I have been on IUD for 10 years, I have had two healthy pregnancies and I have been powerless with doctors who depend on by the book methods. Please get in touch with me if you want to talk. I can plainly see the type of women creeping around here, who seek a good laugh. I will not fuel their fire, and you need not respond to their ignorance. People won't understand the struggle of a hardship or challenge until they are faced with it, personally. You can reach me at ashleymegperr@hotmail.com.
Cheers from Canada

comealongponds · June 2018

**lurking, siggy warning**

sweet baby Jesus @knottie826a178f976a422a this thread is from two years ago. Although if it was a cryptic pregnancy, maybe she’s still cryptically pregnant? Idk. Anyways, you should probably remove your personal email address (which has your full name....) from the world wide webz because, stranger danger.

meggyme · July 2018

If OP hasn’t figured out if she’s pregnant in the last 3 years, I don’t think emailing you is going to help, knottie1234... and also, putting your email on the internet is asking for trouble, especially if it happens to be your full name.

coco2787 · July 2018

suzycupcake · July 2018

knottie826a178f976a422a said:

I can plainly see the type of women creeping around here, who seek a good laugh. I will not fuel their fire, and you need not respond to their ignorance.

Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/dXRqNT2yn3tio/giphy.gif

zamoraspin · July 2018

You guys - I’m now down the rabbit hole of cryptic pregnancies and is it for real you can be pregnant for 3-7 years and then have a healthy baby? Or is this like the time my friend convinced me the bonsai kittens were real?

eta: Wikipedia says it’s like those bonsai kittens all over again. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptic_pregnancy

[Deleted User] · July 2018

I happened to notice this line from the wiki...
<div class=" Quote"><img src="https://us.v-cdn.net/5020794/uploads/editor/5e/jqu41fus413z.jpg" alt="" title="Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/5020794/uploads/editor/5e/jqu41fus413z.jpg"></div>Now this, on the other hand... #seemslegit
<img src="https://us.v-cdn.net/5020794/uploads/editor/5g/vc283xi30f1h.jpg" alt="">

coco2787 · July 2018

lol @ comparing cryptic pregnancies to bonsai kittens. Someone should email Ashley for more info and report back.

meggyme · July 2018

@coco2787 please do! I was thinking of signing her up for some fun newsletters, but your idea is more entertaining.

coco2787 · July 2018

Apparently there's a whole support group
https://www.crypticpregnancysupportgroup.com/what-to-expect-with-a-cryptic-pregnancy.html

Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/d1E1YlkOTe4IfdNC/giphy.gif

zamoraspin · July 2018

@coco2787 That is the website I read and was like...

coco2787 · July 2018

haha same @zamora_spin. That website is batshit.

jrm_14 · July 2018

I just lost over an hour of my life I will never get back going down the rabbit hole of the Google.

lelkcot · July 2018

That website though...

zamoraspin · July 2018

@coco2787 @jrm_ The message that you should not believe HPTs, bw, drs or u/s’s for YEARS when they tell you you are not pregnant, all while having no symptoms and also getting your period... Just wow. Obviously the simplest solution is you are having a 3-7 year long cryptic pregnancy.

coco2787 · July 2018

Then you’re in “labor” for months and should be prepared to deliver at home (you know, since L&D won't deliver a nonexistent baby). And WTF that the reason there’s no HCG is because you shed your lining each month. HCG doesn’t even come from the lining.

Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/pmMn3EaUfrHjy/giphy.gif

nmbrcrnchr1 · July 2018

So I started reading this thread from the beginning and I was very distraught that I had no idea who the people were that were commenting on the post!,, then I figured out that it was 3 years old, and now I know too much about cryptic pregnancy!!!