You Aren't Pregnant. Calm Down. (the help thread)

galactickates · March 2018

@suzycupcake - nope, just super BSC during the TWW. Most of these are split second thoughts that I think most people would find funny because it's just so ridiculous.

catlady2015 · March 2018

Dear catlady - You cannot be nauseous or have bigger boobs at 2dpo b/c you're pregnant. Again, 2dpo. Your diet is crap and you're gaining weight. Stop being bat crap crazy. kthxbai!

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Spylon · March 2018

Spylon.. just because your hairdresser has "visions" and says you're KU does not mean you're actually KU. You need to calm down and not pin your hopes on a self-proclaimed witch. That is beyond BSC.

rosebud332 · March 2018

Having a “twinge” in your ute immediately after the only timing you’ve had so far is not a super special egg and sperm meeting and making magic sparklies that you can feel at the moment of conception!

AdorkablePixie · March 2018

@Spylon haha Also, your name looks familiar.. I see our LOs were born around the same time.

Spylon · March 2018

@AdorkablePixie Yes, you look familiar too! May BMB?

suzycupcake · March 2018

@galactickates I have now dubbed you ttgp comedian and queen of gifs. I don't think anyone would contest you adding that to your siggy

lokibear89 · March 2018

@rosebud332 reminder to not drink tea then read this board it nearly went everywhere at 'magic sparklies'

prpl11butterfly · March 2018

The spotting is not IB. You haven't even been off the bench long enough for implantation to occur. And you have NOT ovulated......unless FF is wrong/lying....... No. You have not ovulated. Your not going to. This could be AF starting. It's kind of early for that, like maybe a week and a half too early. But AF is way more likely then IB. Like, way more. Now go to work and stop over thinking!!!

Had to put my inner monologue somewhere so maybe I can focus on working now.

fantasyflyte · March 2018

Having a higher temp this morning is good, but does not automatically mean you're KU. Also you're on your first cycle TTC, you're not going to magically get a textbook perfect chart for pregnancy. I don't think a textbook perfect chart even exists.

CecilB93 · March 2018

No, those two boxes of tests, two different brands, bought on two different days, at two different stores were not both faulty. Suck it up and try again next cycle.

PensiveCrayon · March 2018

Don’t know if this one has been mentioned before but I’m going nuts today...

Just because your RHR keeps going up and up (as recorded by Fitbit) does not mean you’re pregnant. And those random stomach twinges you’re feeling are most likely AF ramping up. Also are you nuts? No one turns tests at 7 and 8 dpo!

lin0442 · March 2018

Girl, staring at the strip won’t turn it positive. No, not even after you dig it out of the trash for the nth time. Not your month, just try and accept that. Again.

amph1b1an · March 2018

fantasyflyte said:

Having a higher temp this morning is good, but does not automatically mean you're KU. Also you're on your first cycle TTC, you're not going to magically get a textbook perfect chart for pregnancy. I don't think a textbook perfect chart even exists.

oh em gee. coming off the pill after 7 years i was told "it takes time for your body to do things naturally again." i'm here thinking i'll start AF right away again and O right away and a HPT will be pos in no time. That was oct/nov... its now march - didnt get my first + OPK until last month. why didnt it stick?

stop that right now.

suzycupcake · March 2018

Your bfn today does not mean you are a ss and a test will turn positive because you must have 'implanted late'. You're not pregnant. Googling to find stories to corroborate your ss hopes will not mean that you're ktfu. Stop it. Right now. Now you're taking pregnancy tests apart? Really? Get a grip on yourself lady!

suzycupcake · April 2018

Still bfn and that's not gonna change. You can stop poas now because you're out. Do not go to the store to buy more. Any minute cramps you have is because you stopped taking p and your period is trying to come. You are still not a ss. Your thoughts that some Jesus miracle might happen in your ute is not real.

lokibear89 · April 2018

You are halfway through your cycle, you had a normal AF, just because you feel a bit queasy does not mean you have been pregnant this whole time ffs.

nmbrcrnchr1 · April 2018

You’re on the bench, you’re just now ovulating for the first time post-op, your nausea is from your crappy diet, not bc you are magically KU...get it together!!!

bheatz22 · April 2018

You did not start getting symptoms at 2DPO and you can’t feel the fertilized egg making it’s way from your tube to your uterus. Stop!

prpl11butterfly · April 2018

Scrolling through "charts like mine" and seeing 3rd chart down has a nearly identical post O pattern AND resulted in pregnancy does not mean your pregnant. It means you have similar temps. Even if your hips hurt when trying to sleep (way to damn early for that to start) and your boobs are tingly and sensitive all.day.long (which can also be from AD impending arrival). You still have 5 days before AF is expected and you don't test until she's a week later. CTFD.

clbness · April 2018

Just because you had a strange twinge in your boob last night does not mean you need to POAS at 6DPO.

quidditchcapn1120 · April 2018

You're making up that FF is wrong about your O date just to test at 6dpo. No. Just stop.

CraftyG · April 2018

Just because you’re due date would be on your SILs birthday just before christmas and that would be super sweet and you had stomach cramps last week does not mean that you’re pregnant. You would actually have to have sex in your fertile window to get pregnant

emmasemm · April 2018

You’re taking progesterone supplementation- cramps, sore boobs and tiredness are par for the course. It’s been the same since you first did it last September. And no month did it mean anything. Stop reading into it!

fantasyflyte · April 2018

You are at most 1dpo. Wanting to eat all the junk food doesn't mean you're pregnant, it means you can't say no to your sweet tooth.

SeraJ · April 2018

You are not going to test positive at 6-7 dpo. You did test anyway, but that was a dissappointing waste. 8 dpo isn't going to work either. That nausea is from hotdog dinner, not a sign of being KU. Hold on until Monday before your business trip. You can do it! Aaaand pack your period panties.

*edited because leaving out the word 'test' made it sound like I got a bfp, which did NOT happen

catlady2015 · April 2018

Your spotting at 6dpo is just an irritated cervix from your progesterone suppositories. You had issues putting it in last night. It was NOT IB.

galactickates · April 2018

It wouldn't be a tww without a visit to this thread.

Current obsession - comparing my fit bit resting heart rate to FF.

You've spent way too long on this, it means nothing.

Get back to work.

jrm_14 · April 2018

Dear JRM,
You are hormonal (read: irrationally emotional) because you are shoving prometrium up your vag. Pregnancy hormones are not causing you to lose your sh!t every 20 minutes at 9dpo.

madspunk · April 2018

The double yolk in your egg this morning is NOT a sign that your totes KU with twins. Chickens are not sending you signs from the universe.

fantasyflyte · April 2018

Dreaming that you were pregnant doesn't automatically mean you're pregnant. You also dreamed that you were a video game character that kept jumping off cliffs.

emmaaa · April 2018

No you will not turn a HPT at 7DPO, chill the fuck out.

dragonette505 · April 2018

galactickates you're my soulmate! Always gotta check those resting heart rates!! lololol I feel so dumb when I do it!

galactickates · April 2018

@dragonette505 I did some lurking on other sites and apparently your resting heart rate follows the same pattern as when you temp. I compared my charts and it held up.

dragonette505 · April 2018

galactickates So basically higher with higher temps? I guess that makes a ton of sense, actually...ugh...so many false "symptoms" and like 90% have nothing to do with being ktfu

galactickates · April 2018

@dragonette505 I literally just posted that in the chart stalk thread. Google is useless.
FF's statement is every google search response ever:

I'll just go F*ck right off then.. thanks

dragonette505 · April 2018

galactickates And even knowing that, I get WORSE every cycle! lol I think there was a crazy person who came on here a while back and told people to put toothpaste in their urine or something to see if they are ku... one day, I will be doing that, I'm sure!

galactickates · April 2018

@dragonette505

Toothpaste?

lulu1180 · April 2018

@galactickates Google homemade pregnancy test, there's quite a few that people say you can do. I just don't get any of them personally but it's still fun to read.

galactickates · April 2018

@lulu1180 - I don't know why but that never occurred to me to be a "thing" lol can't wait to spiral on that Google search

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