Have my first Brazilian bikini wax scheduled for tomorrow and I am freaking out, can't take ibuprofen can't have a glass (or two) or wine first.... haaalllpp!!
@lap018 i just had my brazilian on wednesday! it isn't bad at all. I'd take tylenol if you are that worried. the "pain" is more shocking than real pain and i think i said "ow" outloud very matter of factly like twice. you will do fine!!!!
ETA: i just hope you're waxer is as awesome as mine and chats you up the whole time it's so nice because it kind of distracts you from what they are doing down there. I used to get them done regularly, but it has been about a year since my last brazilian and it was like starting over, it wasn't pleasant, but it isn't screaming painful in the least bit.
@HollyGolightly09 same here!!! On Wednesday it was 50 degrees and last night it was -20 degrees. I hate March and am ready for May. Let's skip right over April.
@HollyGolightly09 same here!!! On Wednesday it was 50 degrees and last night it was -20 degrees. I hate March and am ready for May. Let's skip right over April.
Yall. I am so sorry that I've been MIA the past few days. With DH back and 2 doctor appointments this week I've been all over the place with like ZERO down time.
Yall. I am so sorry that I've been MIA the past few days. With DH back and 2 doctor appointments this week I've been all over the place with like ZERO down time.
We all know what you've been doing Really, though, so glad he's home!
Yall. I am so sorry that I've been MIA the past few days. With DH back and 2 doctor appointments this week I've been all over the place with like ZERO down time.
We all know what you've been doing Really, though, so glad he's home!
hahaha @HollyGolightly09 and @daniellelynette if only DH wasn't scared to have sex with me. he's a little freaked out by the fact that there's a human inside of me and that my uterus is breaching my pelvic bone and he can feel it. but we have done it...twice...lol. poor man is jet lagged still from being on the west coast and cant go to sleep and waking up is a pain, I left him sleeping while i run into my work real quick lol.
Yeah, what she said! ^ Well looks like you'll just have to find some new positions lol! DH is really fond of from behind. Lol. Sorry if that's an overshare lolololol
@HollyGolightly09 I am working on it, I think he is less nervous and just still freaked out about my uterus lol. it also doesn't help that i'm passing out at like 930pm so night time fun is limited haha
@daniellelynette from behind in the shower was a success yesterday lol.
Whoa, how do you manage shower sex? I find it too uncomfortable lol! Water is not friendly...
I suck at shower sex, too. We try every few months or so (when it's been long enough that we forget what a disaster it was) haha.
I agree on trying different positions, though... as far as research goes, that wouldn't be too awful, lol.
Lol! We try occasionally, but I don't know why because it's always uncomfortable lol! And he's too tall and I'm too short so it's always uncomfortable...
hahahaha. I am pretty sure shower sex is how this LO has come to be. @daniellelynette I used to hate it, but now it's fun. I'm 5'7" and he's 6'1", so he just has to bend his knees a little bit and I arch and am up against the wall & the water is hitting his back so there's no water "washing" things away for me. It took us a while to figure out a shower sex, but we have mastered it, and it's easy clean up haha. This is a bit TMI, but idc lol.
ETA: Shower sex from the front has never worked, will never work for us. Trust me @HollyGolightly09 there was plenty of disaster and near death experiences before we found our shower "rhythm"
hahahaha. I am pretty sure shower sex is how this LO has come to be. I used to hate it, but now it's fun. I'm 5'7" and he's 6'1", so he just has to bend his knees a little bit and I arch and am up against the wall & the water is hitting his back so there's no water "washing" things away for me. It took us a while to figure out a shower sex, but we have mastered it, and it's easy clean up haha. This is a bit TMI, but idc lol.
Lol well we've all done the dirty before so I don't think it's too much haha! The easy cleanup part is so true lol!
SENT ANNOUNCEMENT TEXT TO SIBLINGS...now impatiently staring at my phone waiting for one of these people to respond...How am I related to such slow texters? Oh wait I forgot, they are boys. HURRY UP.
I think it will be quite comical for everyone to login and think "Oh, wow..lots of random things going on!" Only to see we derailed it with our sex talk.
SENT ANNOUNCEMENT TEXT TO SIBLINGS...now impatiently staring at my phone waiting for one of these people to respond...How am I related to such slow texters? Oh wait I forgot, they are boys. HURRY UP.
Ugh, my brother is the worst texter. "hey, can you do something for me?" 3 days later.... "sure, what's up?"
@HollyGolightly09 I'm the last one to have kids. They are both done having kids, and are IMPOSSIBLE to get on the phone. Sooo text is the easiest way of communication, but again...it could take a week to get a response. So I included one of my SIL to make sure the text gets seen...and nothing. UGHHH.
Ok so I got my Brazilian wax done ... eff me sideways that shit hurttttt!!!! First time ever being waxed down there and I'm pregnant so probably not the smartest move there lol! But wasn't awful awful. Like wax is painful but it's only painful for the pulls and then immediately it's not painful. Also shower sex used to be terrible until we got a big enough shower so now I bend over and brace on the little shower bench and get on my tippy toes and DH has to bed his knees (I'm 5 4 and he's 6 1) and that's how it works for us too, I'm convinced it's impossible to do standing up frontal sex at all and if it is someone please explain? Like how does the dude hold you up the entire time???
So I'm 5'3" and DH is 5'11". The only way we can have shower sex is frontal. My foot goes up on the ledge of the tub and DH bends a tiny bit with my back against the wall.
Also @lap018 will you go again for another Brazilian? It won't hurt (as much) the more you go.
I am 5'2" and DH is 6', and front shower sex is possible, you just have to be a bit of an acrobat, in a tub/shower situation, and the back half of the tub needs to be not very wet. But from behind is better.
Also, I'm going to tell my grandma today that we're expecting. This will be her first great grand-baby, and I know she'll be excited, but she's already super nervous about us moving to NYC- the way she talks you;d think the whole city was just the projects- so I know I'll never hear the end of it about how you just can't raise a baby in the city. She's 83, so she gets a pass. My aunts had better stay off the anti-city train, though, because I will not be as lenient with them.
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i just had my brazilian on wednesday! it isn't bad at all. I'd take tylenol if you are that worried. the "pain" is more shocking than real pain and i think i said "ow" outloud very matter of factly like twice. you will do fine!!!!
ETA: i just hope you're waxer is as awesome as mine and chats you up the whole time it's so nice because it kind of distracts you from what they are doing down there. I used to get them done regularly, but it has been about a year since my last brazilian and it was like starting over, it wasn't pleasant, but it isn't screaming painful in the least bit.
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I agree on trying different positions, though... as far as research goes, that wouldn't be too awful, lol.
ETA: Shower sex from the front has never worked, will never work for us. Trust me @HollyGolightly09 there was plenty of disaster and near death experiences before we found our shower "rhythm"
is that how we all ended up here? i didn't realize
I think it will be quite comical for everyone to login and think "Oh, wow..lots of random things going on!" Only to see we derailed it with our sex talk.
"hey, can you do something for me?"
3 days later.... "sure, what's up?"
ETA- just saw that post got shut down...
Also @lap018 will you go again for another Brazilian? It won't hurt (as much) the more you go.
Also, I'm going to tell my grandma today that we're expecting. This will be her first great grand-baby, and I know she'll be excited, but she's already super nervous about us moving to NYC- the way she talks you;d think the whole city was just the projects- so I know I'll never hear the end of it about how you just can't raise a baby in the city. She's 83, so she gets a pass. My aunts had better stay off the anti-city train, though, because I will not be as lenient with them.