I'm so pregnant

paigeyferd · January 2016

...that I had to lay down for 20 minutes after taking a shower.

Monilee1017 · January 2016

....that's I get mad at my obgyn for doing internals forcing me to shave my legs. Isn't not shaving supposed to be one of the joys of having a winter baby.

mamakate1616 · January 2016

@paigeyferd, you and me both. I also take breaks after brushing my hair, getting dressed, and.... Well everything.

ShannyFann · January 2016

...just thinking about putting socks on exhausts me and I have to lay down.

LIly436 · January 2016

I did not shave my legs for a while and was terrified to discover how long the hair got. Never had them that long, guess one of the miracles of pregnancy. My electric shaver almost choked on the fur

juju0592 · January 2016

.....that I got sick of shirts and pants. When I'm at home I walk around in shorts and a sports bra

BarrettJ89 · January 2016

...that just thinking about painting my toe nails exhausts me.

maureenmce · January 2016

...that I'm doing laundry constantly because I'm down to about four comfortable outfits I will actually wear. (And all of them involve yoga pants.)

GAgirlinSDakota · January 2016

-I make SO put my socks and shoes on.
- I can no longer reach the bottom of the washer
- I have to plan out my showers to be mentally prepared. One day I wash body and hair, another day is just body, another is wash body and sorta kinda shave.

huskerfan2012 · January 2016

I came out of the bathroom and my mother in law looked at me with a concerned look on her face and asked if I was okay because I was breathing so heavily....all I had done was change into my PJ pants

GAgirlinSDakota · January 2016

Oh yeah. I pant and huff and wheeze after doing normal activities like getting dressed.

I catch myself singing, "put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walking 'cross the flo-o-or. Put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walkin' out the door." to encourage myself when my SPD is especially bad. (Song from Santa Claus is Coming to Town...sung w/ the Winter Warlock)

GAgirlinSDakota · January 2016

I'm bored and avoiding cleaning the bathroom, so I'll add this one, too.

We are still having sex weekly, but I'm so pregnant that this is what it's like:

mamabear89071516 · January 2016

That I just watch things fall to the floor, then leave them there for either the dog to eat it or my husband to pick it up.

ccoleeman · January 2016

paigeyferd said:
...that I had to lay down for 20 minutes after taking a shower.

Literally just did that!

anightintunisia · January 2016

I have to mentally prepare and pep talk myself into getting out of bed, off the couch, out the car...

kmo8986 · January 2016

I am using the tv to babysit my almost 2 year old.

JmadC · January 2016

GAgirlinSDakota said:
I'm bored and avoiding cleaning the bathroom, so I'll add this one, too.
We are still having sex weekly, but I'm so pregnant that this is what it's like:

I. Laughed. Until. I. Cried.

I'm so pregnant I am proud of myself for not peeing a little bit when I laughed that hard. Small victories!!

GAgirlinSDakota · January 2016

And another:

My 15month old is eating teddy grahams out of the dog's dish (he found a package and dumped them in) while watching Blue's Clues, and I'm too pregnant to care. He's quiet and still, so zero fucks.

maddisonwallace · January 2016

...that I got mad at my dog for obeying me for once and refusing to come into the kitchen to eat the food off the floor that I accidentally dropped... Because now this means I have to clean it up.

mommap2 · January 2016

I can't get in and out of my 2 year olds bed with his rail on. We have been reading stories in bed before he falls asleep. So I make my husband do bed time. I also use it as an excuse to not get out of bed to check in Ds when he wakes up in the middle of the night. It's obviously a daddy detail.

Wicked4589 · January 2016

GAgirlinSDakota said:
I'm bored and avoiding cleaning the bathroom, so I'll add this one, too.
We are still having sex weekly, but I'm so pregnant that this is what it's like:

OMG I just laughed so hard my stomach hurts. This is epicly awesome.

I went out to lunch today. My belly is so big that I can't lean forward to eat. I felt like my husband should just catapult food into my mouth from across the table.

Snoopylovesbelle · January 2016

I have no concept of space and hit my poor belly/baby on everything

I fell over trying to put my shoes on

indibidule · January 2016

That I have to drive with the seat leaned back some so there's room for my belly since I can't sit with my legs apart.

anightintunisia · January 2016

....a regular meal for a normal human equals an appetizer for me

nickicb7 · January 2016

... I go pee and empty my bladder, only to have baby put pressure on it 5 minutes later sending me running for the toilet!

OMG Third Trimester sex cats made me almost pee. Shared with DH and we both laughed so hard!

hannahduff3 · January 2016

that I can't do what a pregnant woman is supposed to be good at..... eat.

mamabear89071516 · January 2016

@nickicb7 that is me all the time... I walk away from the bathroom... Turn around and walk back.. All ... The ... Time!

cali1710 · January 2016

Putting on my winter boots is the worst thing in the world. Being in canada I cant get away with any slip ons or runners. I dont do up my boots just tuck in the laces. Socks are bad too.

The third trimester cat pic had my dying! Its so true!

jem8407 · January 2016

That I resemble a morbidly obese penguin more than a human.

SummerOH · January 2016

That I never wear pants at home anymore. Just undies and DH's tee shirts. I usually sleep naked now because I'm so hot and clothes irritate me. I hate getting dressed to go to work or run errands. I wish wearing a bathrobe in public were socially acceptable.

alisongem · January 2016

I'll go out of my way to find an elevator and avoid stairs.. Mostly because going up half a flight sends me into breathing like I need an inhaler

Hipshaker · January 2016

Every time I stand up from any seated position I must pee. Doesn't matter how long I been sitting for, gravity equals a trip to the bathroom. Baths are out of the question now. It's too dangerous to get out by myself and I can't hold it any more in the bath tub any way.

failuretofly · January 2016

...I'm an emergency RN and my patients families are more concerned with how I am feeling or how many more weeks I have than their I'll loved ones.

babybluu · January 2016

That I now have a nasty scar on my leg from trying to pull it up onto my other leg so I could take my sock off but instead my legs are so not flexible it slipped and I scraped multiple layers of skin off with my nails.

OrangeFox · January 2016

The heart burn is bad that bending over to put on pants, socks, shoes, etc makes me *nearly* sick every time.

I make my toddler pick up anything dropped on the floor.

Bc18307 · January 2016

Omg. I shaved my legs and now because my legs are so bloated and dented from being so fat and bloated I have cuts all over them. My feet and hands are so chunky. My face is completely rounded. It's awful.

essentialpeace · January 2016

I'm avoiding mirrors. My normally round face has doubled in size. It hurts to look. It looks like I ate something I'm allergic to.

Positive note: I am enjoying the new plumper lips though!

deaddahliah · January 2016

... I need help getting in and out of bed.

GAgirlinSDakota · January 2016

...i have a chair in the bathroom that I use so I can sit while I clean the toilet and counters. I also sit while brushing my hair and doing makeup.

sallyjackson1981 · January 2016

...that I had to find a new wider parking space as I couldn't get out of my car at the shops!

BabyChristian2016 · January 2016

That getting in and out of the car takes about 2 minutes each way. I have to brace myself, pray, and then force my weight up. There has to be an end to this soon.

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