I'm so pregnant

paigeyferd

...that I had to lay down for 20 minutes after taking a shower.  

Monilee1017

....that's I get mad at my obgyn for doing internals forcing me to shave my legs. Isn't not shaving supposed to be one of the joys of having a winter baby.

mamakate1616

@paigeyferd, you and me both. I also take breaks after brushing my hair, getting dressed, and.... Well everything.

ShannyFann

...just thinking about putting socks on exhausts me and I have to lay down.

LIly436

I did not shave my legs for a while and was terrified to discover how long the hair got. Never had them that long, guess one of the miracles  of pregnancy. My electric shaver almost choked on the fur

juju0592

.....that I got sick of shirts and pants. When I'm at home I walk around in shorts and a sports bra

BarrettJ89

...that just thinking about painting my toe nails exhausts me.

maureenmce

...that I'm doing laundry constantly because I'm down to about four comfortable outfits I will actually wear.  (And all of them involve yoga pants.)

GAgirlinSDakota

-I make SO put my socks and shoes on.
- I can no longer reach the bottom of the washer
- I have to plan out my showers to be mentally prepared. One day I wash body and hair, another day is just body, another is wash body and sorta kinda shave.

huskerfan2012

I came out of the bathroom and my mother in law looked at me with a concerned look on her face and asked if I was okay because I was breathing so heavily....all I had done was change into my PJ pants

GAgirlinSDakota

Oh yeah.  I pant and huff and wheeze after doing normal activities like getting dressed.

I catch myself singing, "put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walking 'cross the flo-o-or. Put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walkin' out the door." to encourage myself when my SPD is especially bad.  (Song from Santa Claus is Coming to Town...sung w/ the Winter Warlock)

GAgirlinSDakota

I'm bored and avoiding cleaning the bathroom, so I'll add this one, too.

We are still having sex weekly, but I'm so pregnant that this is what it's like:

mamabear89071516

That I just watch things fall to the floor, then leave them there for either the dog to eat it or my husband to pick it up.

ccoleeman

paigeyferd said:

...that I had to lay down for 20 minutes after taking a shower.  

Literally just did that!

anightintunisia

I have to mentally prepare and pep talk myself into getting out of bed, off the couch, out the car...

kmo8986

I am using the tv to babysit my almost 2 year old.

JmadC

GAgirlinSDakota said:

I'm bored and avoiding cleaning the bathroom, so I'll add this one, too.

We are still having sex weekly, but I'm so pregnant that this is what it's like:

I. Laughed. Until. I. Cried.

I'm so pregnant I am proud of myself for not peeing a little bit when I laughed that hard. Small victories!!

GAgirlinSDakota

And another:

My 15month old is eating teddy grahams out of the dog's dish (he found a package and dumped them in) while watching Blue's Clues, and I'm too pregnant to care.  He's quiet and still, so zero fucks.

maddisonwallace

...that I got mad at my dog for obeying me for once and refusing to come into the kitchen to eat the food off the floor that I accidentally dropped... Because now this means I have to clean it up.

mommap2

I can't get in and out of my 2 year olds bed with his rail on. We have been reading stories in bed before he falls asleep. So I make my husband do bed time. I also use it as an excuse to not get out of bed to check in Ds when he wakes up in the middle of the night. It's obviously a daddy detail.

Wicked4589

GAgirlinSDakota said:

I'm bored and avoiding cleaning the bathroom, so I'll add this one, too.

We are still having sex weekly, but I'm so pregnant that this is what it's like:

OMG I just laughed so hard my stomach hurts. This is epicly awesome.

I went out to lunch today. My belly is so big that I can't lean forward to eat. I felt like my husband should just catapult food into my mouth from across the table.

Snoopylovesbelle

I have no concept of space and hit my poor belly/baby on everything

I fell over trying to put my shoes on

indibidule

That I have to drive with the seat leaned back some so there's room for my belly since I can't sit with my legs apart.

anightintunisia

....a regular meal for a normal human equals an appetizer for me

nickicb7

... I go pee and empty my bladder, only to have baby put pressure on it 5 minutes later sending me running for the toilet!

OMG Third Trimester sex cats made me almost pee. Shared with DH and we both laughed so hard!

hannahduff3

that I can't do what a pregnant woman is supposed to be good at..... eat.

mamabear89071516

@nickicb7 that is me all the time... I walk away from the bathroom... Turn around and walk back.. All ... The ... Time!

cali1710

Putting on my winter boots is the worst thing in the world. Being in canada I cant get away with any slip ons or runners. I dont do up my boots just tuck in the laces. Socks are bad too.

The third trimester cat pic had my dying! Its so true!

jem8407

That I resemble a morbidly obese penguin more than a human.

SummerOH

That I never wear pants at home anymore. Just undies and DH's tee shirts. I usually sleep naked now because I'm so hot and clothes irritate me. I hate getting dressed to go to work or run errands. I wish wearing a bathrobe in public were socially acceptable.

alisongem

I'll go out of my way to find an elevator and avoid stairs.. Mostly because going up half a flight sends me into breathing like I need an inhaler

Hipshaker

Every time I stand up from any seated position I must pee. Doesn't matter how long I been sitting for, gravity equals a trip to the bathroom. Baths are out of the question now. It's too dangerous to get out by myself and I can't hold it any more in the bath tub any way.

failuretofly

...I'm an emergency RN and my patients families are more concerned with how I am feeling or how many more weeks I have than their I'll loved ones.

babybluu

That I now have a nasty scar on my leg from trying to pull it up onto my other leg so I could take my sock off but instead my legs are so not flexible it slipped and I scraped multiple layers of skin off with my nails.

OrangeFox

The heart burn is bad that bending over to put on pants, socks, shoes, etc makes me *nearly* sick every time. 

I make my toddler pick up anything dropped on the floor.

Bc18307

Omg. I shaved my legs and now because my legs are so bloated and dented from being so fat and bloated I have cuts all over them. My feet and hands are so chunky. My face is completely rounded. It's awful.

essentialpeace

I'm avoiding mirrors. My normally round face has doubled in size. It hurts to look. It looks like I ate something I'm allergic to.

Positive note: I am enjoying the new plumper lips though!

deaddahliah

... I need help getting in and out of bed.

GAgirlinSDakota

...i have a chair in the bathroom that I use so I can sit while I clean the toilet and counters. I also sit while brushing my hair and doing makeup.

sallyjackson1981

...that I had to find a new wider parking space as I couldn't get out of my car at the shops!

BabyChristian2016

That getting in and out of the car takes about 2 minutes each way. I have to brace myself, pray, and then force my weight up. There has to be an end to this soon.