^^^i had a neighbor who cut her grass with scissors and talked to her cat. She was nuts. So glad we moved. Any chance you live in No Va and this is the same person??
What's wrong with talking to your cat?
I judge people who talk to their cats.
I talk to, kiss, snuggle, and love love love my cat. Thank you!
Judged the Aug '15 thread "what did your delivery cost?"...so many ladies saying "Mine was free, I'm on Medicaid, lolololol". I wanted to reply, "It ain't free dearies, the rest of us are paying for that, lolololol". How are you going to financially support these babies? I mean, I guess you're not.
I have Medicade because of an illness. ...I more than take care of my children. I mean they have everything they need and most things they want.
^^^i had a neighbor who cut her grass with scissors and talked to her cat. She was nuts. So glad we moved. Any chance you live in No Va and this is the same person??
What's wrong with talking to your cat?
I judge people who talk to their cats.
Why? Because the cats won't listen to you? Must not be a good conversationalist, then.
Our supreme exalted ruler - Rambo Cat - has decreed that those who do not worship him, and provide him with gifts in the form of treats, and pets, and good conversation... Will be summarily shot.
P.s. I'm not picking on you, but pretty much anyone who has a pet talks to said pet, because the pet is a member of the family. What you said basically amounts to 'I judge people who talk to their children'. I know this is a 'fun' thread, so I'm gonna leave off of this topic now, but know this - there are more pet owners than non pet owners, and of those pet owners, there are more cats. Statistically speaking, more households own dogs, with perhaps a cat also. But there are more pet cats than there are dogs, because we're all a bunch of crazy cat ladies and have multiples. All the better to swarm you in a soft gang of squishy-ness. People who have pets don't trust people who don't like animals.
I judge the crap out of people that do not spay and neuter their animals. I judge people that turn their animals into the shelter for moving or because they ar old, really people?! Oh but then they get a new pet the next month! Also, I pretty much judge people for the same things everyone else has posted too!
My apologies to cats and cat owners. What I posted was said in jest, I failed to press the sarcasm button. To assure you that I am actually human, capable of emotions, and I do like animals I present to you our 18 year old chihuahua who is mildly hairless due to a thyroid issue, has no teeth (and is neutered.) also, we do talk to him. Sorry sorry
@corndogrobot no worries... You just happened upon an abnormally cat enthused population over here on June '15 (I of course consider it to be completely normal however lol). We have a pretty fierce reaction to any posts that may interfere with Rambo cat's mission.
I talk to my dog(we don't have a cat) and I talk back for him also! In fact sometimes we talk for him when either DH or I are being a butt and the dog gently reminds us to be nice and stop acting mean!
^^that's funny, because when DH and i have our dogs talk back, they use a lot of curse words. We must have teenager dogs. Don't they just look like a couple of a-holes?
I judge the crap out of people that do not spay and neuter their animals.
I judge people that turn their animals into the shelter for moving or because they ar old, really people?! Oh but then they get a new pet the next month!
Also, I pretty much judge people for the same things everyone else has posted too!
This reminds me, I judge people (or at the very least give the side eye) to people who get a dog, then seemingly on a whim decide they want to breed them. And I'm like...uhh, you have a lab, a VERY common dog...do you think the world is lacking in labs? No, I feel like you're trying to turn your pet into a money machine. I am not knowledgeable about breeding animals (and personally don't see a reason for it, at least not for common breeds that you can adopt easily), but I think you should first read up on it and really commit to it as opposed to a half-ass, "oh my dog is so cute, I should make more of them."
We talk as my dog in a cholo voice (Mexican gangster). It's hilarious. Our dog is an asshole so we narrate his life as a Mexican gangster who thinks we are the stupidest owners ever.
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We use harsh cuss words with our cat "time for some mother f-ing cat food" "b!$ch is hungry"...just inappropriate things like that. DH calls her names when she's taunting stray male cats too.
...It's for fun
ETA to add that we love her and its in a super sweet way.
Poor grammar, spelling, and the use of type talk DRIVE ME INSANE!!! I tutor kids for the verbal portions of the SAT and ACT, so I am a tiny bit obsessive...just a little. Those pictures with dialogue that go around Facebook are the worst offenders and I get angry with the people who share them - it takes all of my self control to not correct that shit. I judge parenting depending upon the situation; I sympathize too under the obvious circumstances. I judge people who complain about money, but they have their nails and hair done and always have new clothes (brand names)...or they smoke/drink/eat out on a regular basis etc. Fussy adult eaters also make me want to scream. I am getting all worked up just thinking about these things.
My apologies to cats and cat owners. What I posted was said in jest, I failed to press the sarcasm button. To assure you that I am actually human, capable of emotions, and I do like animals I present to you our 18 year old chihuahua who is mildly hairless due to a thyroid issue, has no teeth (and is neutered.) also, we do talk to him. Sorry sorry
Sorry gal, I kinda jumped your butt a bit. I did it *mostly* in jest, but partly in exhaustion and cranky.
Your chihuahua is cute as f*¢k, tho
Back on the pet judges - I also judge people who don't spay or neuter. And people who decide to 'breed' their pets. And people who purchase 'purebred' pets. I know that last one may hit close to home for a fair amount of people, but I've got legitimate cause here, and I'll be glad to explain it out to anyone who wants to know. I'll also add to that, that I wish you the joy of your furry friend no matter how you got them, and other than the once expressing that I'd prefer you get a shelter pet, I won't bring it up again.
I judge people who wear leggings as pants. I don't mind seeing your bum, I mean it's probably a nice one, but that camel toe best be covered friend! I also judge drivers who don't allow a merge. Last but not least, I judge people who wear too much makeup. Mostly I just read 'fake' or 'vain' which probably isn't fair, but it's my default.
I have to add to the makeup judgement .... People who wear a lot of makeup to workout! What the hell is the point? And doesn't that just clog up your pores when you sweat?
^^^^ So I fully admit that as a 21 year old I bought a purebred dog from a pet store. Judge away! Now that I know what I know about pet stores, puppy mills, and how many black lab mixes get put down (I was told it is a high percentage from someone who volunteers/fosters for the SPCA in our area), I totally judge myself. But part of me is glad I was young and stupid because I love my sweet dog. He's such a great pet. Anyway, knowing what I know now, I would only adopt a pet. I judge people who buy purebreds too, which makes me a total hypocrite!
I also judge too much make up and make up to the gym. Ridiculous!
For the record... Our chihuahua was a rescue. His owner died in the hospital and we inherited him through some people. We spent 3k getting all his teeth removed because he was in such bad shape. (After the teeth were taken out he was like a puppy again because his whole body was Infected) So he costs as much as a puppy mill dog. I too judge the puppy mill purchases. And make up wearing gym goers. Mostly because I don't have time for make up or the gym.... Much less both.
Re: I secretly judge...
Our supreme exalted ruler - Rambo Cat - has decreed that those who do not worship him, and provide him with gifts in the form of treats, and pets, and good conversation... Will be summarily shot.
People who have pets don't trust people who don't like animals.
I'm dying over her. Where's the LMAO emoji?!!
I judge people that turn their animals into the shelter for moving or because they ar old, really people?! Oh but then they get a new pet the next month!
Also, I pretty much judge people for the same things everyone else has posted too!
Sorry sorry
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12560497/cats/p1
...It's for fun
ETA to add that we love her and its in a super sweet way.
Your chihuahua is cute as f*¢k, tho
Back on the pet judges - I also judge people who don't spay or neuter. And people who decide to 'breed' their pets. And people who purchase 'purebred' pets. I know that last one may hit close to home for a fair amount of people, but I've got legitimate cause here, and I'll be glad to explain it out to anyone who wants to know. I'll also add to that, that I wish you the joy of your furry friend no matter how you got them, and other than the once expressing that I'd prefer you get a shelter pet, I won't bring it up again.
I also judge drivers who don't allow a merge.
Last but not least, I judge people who wear too much makeup. Mostly I just read 'fake' or 'vain' which probably isn't fair, but it's my default.
They must own a mirror and can tell they look clownish?!?!
I also judge people who buy purebred dogs for hundreds or thousands of dollars. Thor is kind of a weirdo, but man is he sweet.
I also judge too much make up and make up to the gym. Ridiculous!
I too judge the puppy mill purchases. And make up wearing gym goers. Mostly because I don't have time for make up or the gym.... Much less both.