My doctor calls a cervix "the neck of the womb" and it makes DH half laugh, half gag every. time. We can't look at each other during my appointments because we'd burst out laughing like children. Doc also refers to the "mouth of the womb" sometimes. He's a great doctor. This is his only quirk. But it's a great one!
OMG I want to gather this woman to my bosom and rock her and pat her hair and endlessly repeat 'sshhhh, sshhhh'. My hubs looked over and saw me reading and was like 'what's wrong?' the look on my face such a mixture of dismay and comedy. I was laughing and at the same time scrubbing the floor with her.
My need a laugh is Jim Gaffigan the comedian. His book is called "dad is fat." It's all hilarious about his experiences having 5 kids and how his thoughts changed majorly from his pre kid days. He is so funny. If your a reader I highly recommend it!
My DS is 3.5 and is very excited to get a sister. We were laying in bed reading books when he found a little board book. He told me the book was to little for him and he was going to give it to baby Addie when she was born and he was going to give me all his band aids. Hes convinced she is just going to rip through my belly button no matter what we try to tell him. It was very funny, he said it with such a straight face too.
After reading the article last night I had an extremely vivid dream about someone I know pooping themselves and I had to assist in cleaning it up. What a nightmare...
Also I dreamed about having bats in our ceiling and tore the whole thing down after watching the episode of property brothers where the ceiling falls on Jonathan lol.
@amark11 Thanks! I don't particularly like kitties, mostly because I'm mildly allergic and I've never owned one, but that kitty spoke to me!! Lol I wish I would've learned these GIF deals beforehand! I'm having too much fun!!
You guys may have seen this already as I guess its been going viral, but check out this kid meeting his mom's twin. The kid is like "Wut"? The look on his face is great.
^^^^ no it's not. Mine is the freaking 3rd induction thoughts thread......... Can't ppl scroll down 2 scrolls and read that the SAME exact thing was posted literally 2 threads below !!!!!
With all the talk of the exercise ball last night, I went to Wal-Mart and bought one. Whether it helps or not, I don't know, but here's a GIF for your viewing pleasure:
Re: need a laugh
He's a great doctor. This is his only quirk. But it's a great one!
This made me laugh so hard I had tears.
Great share!
Oh my goodness. I am actually glad i cant sleep bc then i would not have read that!
Also I dreamed about having bats in our ceiling and tore the whole thing down after watching the episode of property brothers where the ceiling falls on Jonathan lol.
I wish I could do that....
I just bawled my eyes out! Hilarious!
I have a video clip of my friend sliding down a slip n slide and running into her dog!!! It's even better than that gif. I've got to track it down.
ETA: I find this 60% hateful and 40% hilarious
Yes!
Translation: Woot woot, I'm almost 100% effaced!
There's ONE thread on here that keeps getting bumped. I REFUSE to click on the click-bait. Make it go awayyyyy!
Whether it helps or not, I don't know, but here's a GIF for your viewing pleasure: