need a laugh

virginiaunicorn11

What's made you laugh this week? Something funny someone said, a meme or GIF? We could all use a laugh, come on!

virginiaunicorn11

For @Westypet - here are my suckeyes. NAILED IT!!!

SammeMotley

They look delicious though!!! Oh yum

Westypet

amark11 said:

For @Westypet - here are my suckeyes. NAILED IT!!!

LMAO. I love this. It's definitely a culinary creation! Nom nom nom.

'Merica: Nailed it!

HayesRN13

Honey boo boos mom water slide gif, and of course Rambo cat. Also, every time I see your balls I can't stop thinking of the "schwetty ball" skit on SNL. Nothing very funny in my real life lately ..lol

Westypet

Mermaids.

mvargas12

We went car seat/stroller shopping and my husband was "test driving" the stroller. I mean he'd be gone for like 10 minutes at a time walking around the store. I finally found him and he was power walking with a helmet he found. Spikes and all. I was dying.

karaelaine1991

mvargas12 said:

We went car seat/stroller shopping and my husband was "test driving" the stroller. I mean he'd be gone for like 10 minutes at a time walking around the store. I finally found him and he was power walking with a helmet he found. Spikes and all. I was dying.

This is hysterical! I can totally see my husband doing this - I think he and your husband would get along well  

SweetnessG

I think mine would have to be my neighbor talking to me about a puppet and erectile dysfunction. I'm not really sure where he was going with it..I felt like I needed to tune it all out at some point.

But then again, yesterday while sitting at the doctors office, an older woman was talking on her phone LOUDLY about not wanting to be mean to her son, but she just couldn't deal with the heroin and him always putting needles in his arm. Some conversations shouldn't happen in the waiting room of the doctors office for everyone to hear. I think it was funny because of how loud she was talking. All of the nurses behind the door could hear her when I went back to use the bathroom. Ay yi yi

bbnmama2012

On my last day with my first-graders, they made cards for me. I assume this is a heart. Lol.

Sammy K

bbnmama2012 said:

On my last day with my first-graders, they made cards for me. I assume this is a heart. Lol.

Are you sure he's not flipping you off?

Westypet

bbnmama2012 said:

On my last day with my first-graders, they made cards for me. I assume this is a heart. Lol.

Are they trying to make it anatomically correct? Haha so cute.

KaLikeAWind

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bbnmama2012

Sammy K said:

bbnmama2012 said:

On my last day with my first-graders, they made cards for me. I assume this is a heart. Lol.

Are you sure he's not flipping you off?

That was my first assumption. Haha. He did have trouble staying at his desk. He was one I was always redirecting. So perhaps it is giving me the finger.

He is a very intelligent boy, so he could have been trying to make the heart anatomically correct. @Westypet I'm leaning toward the former though. Haha.

lovethatcolosun

My son is cracking me up on the daily. He's been known to imitate our road rage (which is basically telling the other drivers what's up, not flipping them off or anything drastic). We've learned not to use curse words, because he was repeating those all too well. This morning he's doing make believe on the couch and says, "Arughhhh...hurry it up, you're driving me bonkers!" Hard not to laugh at a two year old saying that.

And this...


Or this...

Serenamarr

@klkonwi

klkonwi

Baahhh! Of course!!! Sorry guys! You can ignore my new one if you'd like!

virginiaunicorn11

BAHAHAHA!! The double threads gave me the biggest laugh of all!  Love it, no shame in lots of laughter.  Better than lots of cervix threads.  Who knew that word would become so mainstream in my life?!

klkonwi

. Yes.

Anjelyk2

Maybe change one into the unpopular opinion thread? We havent had that in a few weeks? Random thought...

bbnmama2012

I just realized I missed the live chat with the dietician and thought to myself "oh man...I was really wanting to be told about what I should be eating when I'm 37 weeks pregnant!" Jk.

Serenamarr

Small chuckle.

Serenamarr

Slightly bigger chuckle

virginiaunicorn11

Anjelyk2 said:

Maybe change one into the unpopular opinion thread? We havent had that in a few weeks? Random thought...

I just did a double take, thinking your screenname was the same as the woman who GBCB'd with the "Why so bitter?" thread. LOL!!

Anjelyk2

@amark11 - I was looking at her name too and thinking its too close. I wonder if that is why I haven't been getting any "love it"s lately :-?

klkonwi

@bbnmama2012 my diet consists of whatever I can grab in the fridge with one hand and blindly eat........ And cake. Lol
A dietician at this point in the game would make me suicidal. I have enough guilt/thoughts!

ngaines27

My 6 year old lost her 1st tooth Tuesday evening. She asked us to call the news because "this is a very important event, mom."

virginiaunicorn11

for @karaelaine1991 and everyone else dealing with impatient family: https://www.haveyouhadthatbabyyet.com/

Westypet

ngaines27 said:

My 6 year old lost her 1st tooth Tuesday evening. She asked us to call the news because "this is a very important event, mom."

This is so cute! Haha I lost it giggling when I read this. Had to show hubby.

ngaines27

Westypet said:

ngaines27 said:

My 6 year old lost her 1st tooth Tuesday evening. She asked us to call the news because "this is a very important event, mom."

This is so cute! Haha I lost it giggling when I read this. Had to show hubby.

DH and I both laughed so much when she said it.

KaLikeAWind

I am milk

karaelaine1991

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/27-parents-share-the-most-inappropriate-thing-their-kids-eve

These definitely had me laughing! Enjoy!

KaLikeAWind

karaelaine1991 said:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/27-parents-share-the-most-inappropriate-thing-their-kids-eve

These definitely had me laughing! Enjoy!

 'GET OFF YOUR KNEES, REF! YOU'RE BLOWING THE GAME!' 
Bwahahahahaha! )
That one was great!

karaelaine1991

mellymar said:

karaelaine1991 said:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/27-parents-share-the-most-inappropriate-thing-their-kids-eve

These definitely had me laughing! Enjoy!

 'GET OFF YOUR KNEES, REF! YOU'RE BLOWING THE GAME!' 
Bwahahahahaha! )
That one was great!

I think the one about the boy slapping the woman's butt and saying "thanks for the cake, babe" is my favorite! Although if any son of mine did that I'd have to stifle the laughter and very sternly tell him that is NOT ok haha

karaelaine1991

Also, a lot of the ones on that list seem related to kids picking up expressions that their parents use... do any of you or your SOs say things that you're worried LO will eventually mimic? DH likes to yell "Hold my d" (yes, he says d instead of the actual word lol) and grab his junk any time he makes a particularly awesome play in Madden or whatever his xbox game of the week is. So charming. I've told him that needs to be toned down once LO arrives haha

klkonwi

I say the F word when I'm frustrated.......... And I realllly need to stop. My baby might possibly already think that's his name........
Am I a bad mom? Crap.

karaelaine1991

klkonwi said:

I say the F word when I'm frustrated.......... And I realllly need to stop. My baby might possibly already think that's his name........
Am I a bad mom? Crap.

Ooh I do that too. Especially when I'm driving. Or if I hurt myself by accident.

virginiaunicorn11

My mother babysits a 2 year old whose mother is... probably about to lose custody of her child, because she is a terrible, abusive mother.  But anyway: My mom made the kid lunch one day, and said, "Eat your chicken nuggets, sweetie."  The little girl, very sweetly and pleasantly, replied, "I will. I am drinking my fucking juice!"

KaLikeAWind

The reason why the ref one was so funny to me is cause DH gets irrationally overblown irate over sports. It could be comical if I wasn't SO tired of it. This hockey and football season has been full of me reminding him that he needs to slow his roll because kids imitate their parents and when our kid throws a huge tantrum in public its totally going to be on him.

As for myself... One of my favorite ways to express any kind of negative emotion - from mild disappointment to outright dismay - is saying "Balls". Since I use it for ANY even slightly negative emotion, I use it ALL THE TIME. I also use "Burn me". Which is not as bad, but could totally be taken out of context. I'm a big fan of the F word, too, but have been trying to only use it in print as a substitute for not using it aloud

ETA - I am NOT mentioning that ref blowing the game saying to DH. He would totally use it

HoosOnFirst

The lore is I learned to swear by driving with my mom when I was 2 or whatever. I started yelling at other drivers! PS DH and I are so in trouble! We also say mean things to our cat a lot (lovingly) like call him a fatty. I do know we need to cut that out!

KaLikeAWind

hoodoll82 said:

The lore is I learned to swear by driving with my mom when I was 2 or whatever. I started yelling at other drivers! PS DH and I are so in trouble! We also say mean things to our cat a lot (lovingly) like call him a fatty. I do know we need to cut that out!

Ha! We still call our black cat "Fat Man" even tho he is now slim with old age. Or "Old Man". And we have a saying when they are being obnoxious - "Boy! I'm gonna smack the black off you!" (Of course we never hit our cats, but its become our way to affectionately tell them we're quite frustrated with them)