By Request: Ask Purp Anything

Re: By Request: Ask Purp Anything

• bumpuser10309732 member

  January 2015

  SPurp13 said:

  MrsTinMKE said:

  SPurp13 said:

  MrsTinMKE said:

  Purp CAT QUESTION - how often do you bath your cats?  Weird ass question, but I am afraid to bathe my two and your cat gif in water made me think of this.  They may just be headed to a groomer soon, but don't know what the rule of thumb is for bathing cats ?

  
  

  Never. I have never bathed any of the cats I currently have.

  Ok - I don't feel bad, neither have I....

  I think we might have bathed one or two of the cats I've owned maybe? But they are inside cats, so unless they like, get in the attic, we don't have to. Cats are self-cleaning.

  i had to give mine a bath because fleas. He was rightfully pissed off. DH had to hold his legs together. It was the worst. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Emerald27 member

  January 2015

  I have only witnessed one cat bath and this was after my mom's long haired cat got into something sticky and gross...it was rather traumatizing for everyone there. I don't recommend bathing cats.
  
  My gray cat used to sit on the side of the tub while I'd take a bath, and he'd let his tail rest in the water by accident. At some point he'd realize his tail was in the water and he'd freak and run out of the bathroom and race around the house, wet tail soaking everything.
  
  This happened at least 5 times in my memory, and DH doesn't get why I let him do it since he gets the whole house wet. It's just too funny to see his eyes go wide and his ears flatten as he realizes what he's done.

  
  

  
  

  

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• lrobi13 member

  January 2015

  We once had to wash my pussy after it played in the drainage system.  We had an old school sliding shower door on the tub and just put him in there and quickly turned on the water.  He was a violent cat (he is still alive but super old so he has lost his spunk) and I am amazed we survived.

  He did shit in a few people's beds that night (but never mine because we were cool like that).

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  MrsBabe614 said:

  SPurp13 said:

  MrsTinMKE said:

  SPurp13 said:

  MrsTinMKE said:

  Purp CAT QUESTION - how often do you bath your cats?  Weird ass question, but I am afraid to bathe my two and your cat gif in water made me think of this.  They may just be headed to a groomer soon, but don't know what the rule of thumb is for bathing cats ?

  
  

  Never. I have never bathed any of the cats I currently have.

  Ok - I don't feel bad, neither have I....

  I think we might have bathed one or two of the cats I've owned maybe? But they are inside cats, so unless they like, get in the attic, we don't have to. Cats are self-cleaning.

  i had to give mine a bath because fleas. He was rightfully pissed off. DH had to hold his legs together. It was the worst. 

  
  

  Ok, that's a legit reason. My cats had fleas when we lived in an apartment (I mean, I guess they either got them from going out on the balcony with me or from someone else's cats in the building and the fleas crawled under my door?). I don't THINK we bathed them, we just used Frontline, but we might have. I Forget.

  

  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  Emerald27 said:

  I have only witnessed one cat bath and this was after my mom's long haired cat got into something sticky and gross...it was rather traumatizing for everyone there. I don't recommend bathing cats. My gray cat used to sit on the side of the tub while I'd take a bath, and he'd let his tail rest in the water by accident. At some point he'd realize his tail was in the water and he'd freak and run out of the bathroom and race around the house, wet tail soaking everything. This happened at least 5 times in my memory, and DH doesn't get why I let him do it since he gets the whole house wet. It's just too funny to see his eyes go wide and his ears flatten as he realizes what he's done.

  Butters has tried to climb INTO the tub with me. Lola also likes water, she plays in her water bowl. But she's at least part siamese, and I think siamese tend to like water.

  

  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  lrobi13 said:

  We once had to wash my pussy after it played in the drainage system.  We had an old school sliding shower door on the tub and just put him in there and quickly turned on the water.  He was a violent cat (he is still alive but super old so he has lost his spunk) and I am amazed we survived.

  He did shit in a few people's beds that night (but never mine because we were cool like that).

  Get your pussy out of the gutter.

  

  
  
  

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• pnwlover12 member

  January 2015

  I haven't had time to read much on TB yet today, have they cut off swearing?!
  
  *testing*
  
  Bitch. Cunt. Fuck.

  
  
  
  
  
                
  
  
  

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• pnwlover12 member

  January 2015

  Hmm. No. Why all the "f*ck" and alike being used?

  
  
  
  
  
                
  
  
  

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• bumpuser10309732 member

  January 2015

  pnwlover12 said:

  Hmm. No. Why all the "f*ck" and alike being used?

  maybe too many fucks were given

  
  

  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  January 2015

  pnwlover12 said:

  Hmm. No. Why all the "f*ck" and alike being used?

  Because I'm lame. 
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  MrsBabe614 said:

  pnwlover12 said:

  Hmm. No. Why all the "f*ck" and alike being used?

  maybe too many fucks were given

  
  

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• bumpuser10309732 member

  January 2015

  apk4 said:

  pnwlover12 said:

  Hmm. No. Why all the "f*ck" and alike being used?

  Because I'm lame. 
  

  He turns me on, so hard.

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  January 2015

  @MrsBabe614 I want to see his baby.

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• bumpuser10309732 member

  January 2015

  apk4 said:

  @MrsBabe614 I want to see his baby.

  @apk4 Me too. His baby is probably gorgeous. Their baby & little babe almost shared a birthday.

  
  

  
  

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• Saragoeswest member

  January 2015

  Dear Purp,
  
  What should I listen to during my twelve hours of driving this weekend?

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  Saragoeswest said:

  Dear Purp, What should I listen to during my twelve hours of driving this weekend?

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2RykBWW7k0
  

  

  
  
  

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• Saragoeswest member

  January 2015

  SPurp13 said:

  
  

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  Dear Purp,
  
  What should I listen to during my twelve hours of driving this weekend?

  
  

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2RykBWW7k0
  
  
  Thank you. That is the worst.
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  Saragoeswest said:

  Saragoeswest said:

  Dear Purp, What should I listen to during my twelve hours of driving this weekend?

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2RykBWW7k0
  

  Thank you. That is the worst.

  Lords of Acid rocks my socks!!!

  

  
  
  

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• pnwlover12 member

  January 2015

  Purp,
  
  Will my baby take a dump today?

  
  
  
  
  
                
  
  
  

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• lrobi13 member

  January 2015

  You are like our Siri!  I am going to keep this tread alive with any questions I have but it also might be troll bait...

  I'm just waiting for it but it will have to be more creative than in the past...

  
  

  
  

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• lrobi13 member

  January 2015

  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  pnwlover12 said:

  Purp, Will my baby take a dump today?

  All signs point to yes.

  

  
  
  

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• sweetsurprise2014 member

  January 2015

  Purp, how do you manage to work and bump like a champion? 

  January siggy contest - Snow Fail

  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  sweetsurprise2014 said:

  Purp, how do you manage to work and bump like a champion? 

  Haha, we were legit not that busy this morning, but we are now. Still, a lot of what I do involves huge files that take forever to export. So, I sit here and bump in between jobs. Most of the jobs today have been tiny changes. I just did a full on first draft, though. I was distracted, it's totes coming back.

  

  
  
  

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• bumpuser10309732 member

  January 2015

  btw purp I asked on the ABS thing to BIL, I have yet to hear back. I told him to stop playing with his balls (he trains a professional sports team)

  
  

  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  scottysgirl77 said:

  Purp. How did you get back on the bump?

  I had to log in via TheKnot. I came in the backdoor...

  

  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  scottysgirl77 said:

  scottysgirl77 said:

  Purp. How did you get back on the bump?

  I had to log in via TheKnot. I came in the backdoor...

  Did you toss some salad too

  I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT BECAUSE NO MEANS NO

  

  
  
  

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• pnwlover12 member

  January 2015

  SPurp13 said:

  scottysgirl77 said:

  scottysgirl77 said:

  Purp. How did you get back on the bump?

  I had to log in via TheKnot. I came in the backdoor...

  Did you toss some salad too

  I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT BECAUSE NO MEANS NO

  Unless you are Bill Cosby..
  

  
  
  
  
  
                
  
  
  

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• toomanycats1 member

  January 2015

  How many cats do you feel is too many?  

  
  

  Is it 4?

  
  

  

  Me: Endometriosis, PCOS, Insulin Resistance, Estrogen Dominance, Irregular Cycles
  

  DH:  100% Abnormal Sperm Morphology

   BFP #1 (Surprise!)  "Monkey"- 09/16/2006. DS born 06/01/2007.   

  BFP #2  "Quinn" EDD 06/21/13- MMC @ 8 weeks - Disc. 12/12/12 @ 13w0d 
  

  BFP #3  "Luna" EDD 03/31/14- MC 07/29/13 @ 5 w0d 

  BFP #4  "Star" EDD 07/06/14- MC 11/28/13 @ 8 weeks

  BFP #5 "Baby J"- 02/07/14. DS born 10/29/2014 My Rainbow!

  ~Everyone Welcome~
  

  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  toomanycats1 said:

  How many cats do you feel is too many?  

  
  

  Is it 4?

  I like the number of cats = number of bedrooms scenario, OR up to 4 as being normal. 5 is crazy.

  

  
  
  

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• toomanycats1 member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  Yeah, I'm crazy by those calculations.  4 cats but 2 bedrooms (DH is still building the 3rd one for LO). Someones got to go!  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

  Me: Endometriosis, PCOS, Insulin Resistance, Estrogen Dominance, Irregular Cycles
  

  DH:  100% Abnormal Sperm Morphology

   BFP #1 (Surprise!)  "Monkey"- 09/16/2006. DS born 06/01/2007.   

  BFP #2  "Quinn" EDD 06/21/13- MMC @ 8 weeks - Disc. 12/12/12 @ 13w0d 
  

  BFP #3  "Luna" EDD 03/31/14- MC 07/29/13 @ 5 w0d 

  BFP #4  "Star" EDD 07/06/14- MC 11/28/13 @ 8 weeks

  BFP #5 "Baby J"- 02/07/14. DS born 10/29/2014 My Rainbow!

  ~Everyone Welcome~
  

  
  

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• sweetsurprise2014 member

  January 2015

  Purp, what's most important, length or width?

  January siggy contest - Snow Fail

  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  sweetsurprise2014 said:

  Purp, what's most important, length or width?

  I can't answer that, because DH has both. 

  
  

  Next question.

  

  
  
  

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• golfingdarwinfish member

  January 2015

  What color should I dye my hair?  I used to be blonde, but I'm not feeling that in winter... I'm thinking some sort of red?  

  
  

  What do you think?

  Loss Blog (finally updated)
  

  
  

   

  
  

   

  

  5 cycles of "TTC" - 3 intentional, 2 not so intentional.  5 BFPs.  My rainbow arrived 10/15/14.
  TFMC 08.02.13 at 19+ weeks. Everyday I grieve for my little Olive.
  
  

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• bumpuser10309732 member

  January 2015

  pnwlover12 said:

  SPurp13 said:

  scottysgirl77 said:

  scottysgirl77 said:

  Purp. How did you get back on the bump?

  I had to log in via TheKnot. I came in the backdoor...

  Did you toss some salad too

  I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT BECAUSE NO MEANS NO

  Unless you are Bill Cosby..
  

  
  I totes want to be your BFF IRL

  
  

  
  

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• pnwlover12 member

  January 2015

  MrsBabe614 said:

  pnwlover12 said:

  SPurp13 said:

  scottysgirl77 said:

  scottysgirl77 said:

  Purp. How did you get back on the bump?

  I had to log in via TheKnot. I came in the backdoor...

  Did you toss some salad too

  I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT BECAUSE NO MEANS NO

  Unless you are Bill Cosby..
  

  
  I totes want to be your BFF IRL

  I thought we were...I already ordered us matching necklaces..
  

  
  
  
  
  
                
  
  
  

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• bumpuser10309732 member

  January 2015

  pnwlover12 said:

  
  

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  SPurp13 said:

  
  

  
  

  scottysgirl77 said:

  
  

  SPurp13 said:

  
  

  scottysgirl77 said:

  
  

  Purp. How did you get back on the bump?

  
  

  I had to log in via TheKnot. I came in the backdoor...

  Did you toss some salad too

  
  

  I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT BECAUSE NO MEANS NO

  
  

  Unless you are Bill Cosby..
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I totes want to be your BFF IRL
  
  
  I thought we were...I already ordered us matching necklaces..
  
  
  Ok good then I won't look stupid when I give you the friendship bracelet I made

  
  

  
  

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• Saragoeswest member

  January 2015

  golfingdarwinfish said:

  What color should I dye my hair?  I used to be blonde, but I'm not feeling that in winter... I'm thinking some sort of red?  

  
  

  What do you think?

  Same question. For me.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• sweetsurprise2014 member

  January 2015

  @saragoeswest - from your avatar, I want to cast a vote to add red highlights to your hair!

  January siggy contest - Snow Fail

  
  

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• golfingdarwinfish member

  January 2015

  PURP YOU HAVE TO COME BACK AND TELL US HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES.

  Loss Blog (finally updated)
  

  
  

   

  
  

   

  

  5 cycles of "TTC" - 3 intentional, 2 not so intentional.  5 BFPs.  My rainbow arrived 10/15/14.
  TFMC 08.02.13 at 19+ weeks. Everyday I grieve for my little Olive.
  
  

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