By Request: Ask Purp Anything

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• [Deleted User] member

  January 2015

  F*ck, marry, kill: Lil Wayne, Ben Affleck, Bruce Jenner

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  apk4 said:

  F*ck, marry, kill: Lil Wayne, Ben Affleck, Bruce Jenner

  Hmm. 

  
  

  Fuck Lil Wayne

  Marry Ben

  Kill Bruce

  
  

  I have no idea who Bruce Jenner is. FFFC?

  
  

  
  

  

  
  
  

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• Jesslynnsell member

  January 2015

  SPurp13 said:

  apk4 said:

  F*ck, marry, kill: Lil Wayne, Ben Affleck, Bruce Jenner

  Hmm. 

  
  

  Fuck Lil Wayne

  Marry Ben

  Kill Bruce

  
  

  I have no idea who Bruce Jenner is. FFFC?

  
  

  
  

  That gif!  Totally makes me lol!
  

  

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• [Deleted User] member

  January 2015

  SPurp13 said:

  
  

  apk4 said:

  
  

  F*ck, marry, kill: Lil Wayne, Ben Affleck, Bruce Jenner

  
  

  Hmm. 

  
  

  Fuck Lil Wayne

  Marry Ben

  Kill Bruce

  
  

  I have no idea who Bruce Jenner is. FFFC?

  
  

  
  

  
  
  He was married to Kris Jenner. Kardashians? I need a life. I watch too much trash tv.

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  apk4 said:

  apk4 said:

  F*ck, marry, kill: Lil Wayne, Ben Affleck, Bruce Jenner

  Hmm. 

  
  

  Fuck Lil Wayne

  Marry Ben

  Kill Bruce

  
  

  I have no idea who Bruce Jenner is. FFFC?

  
  

  
  

  He was married to Kris Jenner. Kardashians? I need a life. I watch too much trash tv.

  FFFC: I have never watched anything Kardashian, and I hardly know who those people are.

  
  

  
  

  

  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  MRSclarke08 said:

  Dude!  I was seriously going to start tagging you and asking dumb questions this morning to help you win all the things! 

  I need lunch recommendations ... I am not hungry but need to eat... and we have a cafeteria where I can get almost anything....

  Hmmm. Last night I had AMAZING Panera soup (chicken, sweet potato, and kale) and a grilled turkey sammich with mustard and pickles. Then I ate some goldfish and a FiberOne brownie. Does this inspire you?

  
  

  
  

  

  
  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  January 2015

  My mom turns 50 on Monday. What should I get her for her birthday?

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  apk4 said:

  My mom turns 50 on Monday. What should I get her for her birthday?

  Does she like to cook? I can't stop recommending BlueApron enough. It's AMAZING. I'm super pumped to get our box next week. Or, if she's into something else, I love box subscriptions for gifts. That way they get shit through the year, or 6 months, or whatever. And it's different.

  
  

  
  

  

  
  
  

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• sweetsurprise2014 member

  January 2015

  What's your deepest darkest secret!?!? Tell the whole internet. Lol

  January siggy contest - Snow Fail

  
  

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• NavyFlyer member

  January 2015

  Who did you vote for in the last presidential election?

  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  MRSclarke08 said:

  SPurp13 said:

  MRSclarke08 said:

  Dude!  I was seriously going to start tagging you and asking dumb questions this morning to help you win all the things! 

  I need lunch recommendations ... I am not hungry but need to eat... and we have a cafeteria where I can get almost anything....

  Hmmm. Last night I had AMAZING Panera soup (chicken, sweet potato, and kale) and a grilled turkey sammich with mustard and pickles. Then I ate some goldfish and a FiberOne brownie. Does this inspire you?

  
  

  
  

  The soup sounds yummy, except SWEET potato?  I can see regular plan ole potatoes, but sweet sounds weird...  Oh, and there's a Panera up the street.  Just maybe ....
  

  I was skeptical, too, but my husband even said it was good, and he normally ONLY will eat tomato soup. He got it at Sam's Club in these take-home containers, so I'm not sure if they have it in the restaurant.

  
  

  This is the only thing I could find about it when I googled: https://www.blountsoups.com/images/documents/products/Panera_2-24oz_Club/Panera_2_24oz_ChickenKale&SweetPotatoSoup_79082_gf.pdf

  
  

  
  

  

  
  
  

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• MrsTinMKE member

  January 2015

  SPurp13 said:

  apk4 said:

  My mom turns 50 on Monday. What should I get her for her birthday?

  Does she like to cook? I can't stop recommending BlueApron enough. It's AMAZING. I'm super pumped to get our box next week. Or, if she's into something else, I love box subscriptions for gifts. That way they get shit through the year, or 6 months, or whatever. And it's different.

  
  

  
  

  What is this BlueApron you speak of ?

  

  
  

  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  MrsTinMKE said:

  SPurp13 said:

  apk4 said:

  My mom turns 50 on Monday. What should I get her for her birthday?

  Does she like to cook? I can't stop recommending BlueApron enough. It's AMAZING. I'm super pumped to get our box next week. Or, if she's into something else, I love box subscriptions for gifts. That way they get shit through the year, or 6 months, or whatever. And it's different.

  
  

  
  

  What is this BlueApron you speak of ?

  https://www.blueapron.com/

  

  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  PurpleHippo19 said:

  SPurp13 said:

  apk4 said:

  F*ck, marry, kill: Lil Wayne, Ben Affleck, Bruce Jenner

  Hmm. 

  
  

  Fuck Lil Wayne

  Marry Ben

  Kill Bruce

  
  

  I have no idea who Bruce Jenner is. FFFC?

  
  

  
  

  I kind of want that gif in my sig.

  Take him!

  

  
  
  

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• MrsTinMKE member

  January 2015

  How long have you been using BlueApron? Its not as expensive as I thought it would be!! What if you hate something that is on the menu for the week?

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  PurpleHippo19 said:

  Ok, Purp.  If you could have as many cats as you wanted, how many would you have?

  Actually, 4 is perfect for our house. It's a good number, I think. My rule is always one cat per bedroom. 

  
  

  
  

  

  
  
  

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• GretchenWeiners7 member

  January 2015

  If you found a hairless cat that needed a home would you take it in?

  
  

  Those things scare the shit out of me. But you love cats. 

  
  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  GretchenWeiners7 said:

  If you found a hairless cat that needed a home would you take it in?

  
  

  Those things scare the shit out of me. But you love cats. 

  YASSSSSS. I want one of those, SO BADLY. I can crochet it little outfits!!!!

  
  

  
  

  

  
  
  

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• GretchenWeiners7 member

  January 2015

  SPurp13 said:

  GretchenWeiners7 said:

  If you found a hairless cat that needed a home would you take it in?

  
  

  Those things scare the shit out of me. But you love cats. 

  YASSSSSS. I want one of those, SO BADLY. I can crochet it little outfits!!!!

  
  

  
  

  That is like...the stuff of my nightmares right there. Will send you all the hairless cats that I find!

  
  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  geetargirl05 said:

  Where does your sense of humor come from? I LOL at everything you say. Like, literally, everything. I'm basically President of the Purp fan club.

  I honestly don't know. I read a lot? I'm on the internet a lot? I get the shock value factor from my dad. We were a lot alike in that way. I honestly didn't get ANY of my humor from my mom. She's, like, the least funny person on the planet. 

  
  

  My old coworkers used to call it The S*** C*** Show. (this was before I got married and had Purp)

  
  

  
  

  

  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  MrsTinMKE said:

  How long have you been using BlueApron? Its not as expensive as I thought it would be!! What if you hate something that is on the menu for the week?

  
  

  We literally only have gotten one week with it. It was the most amazing week of our lives...I got my husband a subscription for Xmas. 

  
  

  If you don't like the menu, you can skip that week. We skipped a week last week, because coconut was on it, and coconut is evil. We are getting next week's, but the fish dish had coconut in it, so my husband swapped it out for one of the vegetarian dishes.

  
  

  No, it's not that expensive, and you get a menu card so you can make it again later. Literally everything but salt and pepper is in the box. I mean, it's more expensive than most "at home" dinners per person (9.99), but it's less expensive than going out. I honestly wish they had a just once a week option, though.

  

  
  
  

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• lrobi13 member

  January 2015

  Why do you dislike things that are purple?  And what is your favorite color?

  
  

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• lrobi13 member

  January 2015

  And why is the sky blue?

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• lrobi13 member

  January 2015

  Do your cats like to wear hats like the kitty in your first gif?

  

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• MrsTinMKE member

  January 2015

  Purp CAT QUESTION - how often do you bath your cats?  Weird ass question, but I am afraid to bathe my two and your cat gif in water made me think of this.  They may just be headed to a groomer soon, but don't know what the rule of thumb is for bathing cats ?

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  lrobi13 said:

  And why is the sky blue?

  
  

  

  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  lrobi13 said:

  Do your cats like to wear hats like the kitty in your first gif?

  

  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  lrobi13 said:

  Why do you dislike things that are purple?  And what is your favorite color?

  
  

  Honestly, I don't know. My last name MEANS purple now. Someone I dislike likes purple, but my hatred goes way back. Like, I never went through a purple phase as a kid or anything.

  
  

  
  

  

  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  crawford411 said:

  You arr skipping a lot of questions. @MrsTinMKE‌ I have never bathed my cats. Purp, should we have a clicky poll about the most ridiculous things you've ever said? We'd need to start with nominations first.

  Ooooh yes.

  
  

  I am flying back and forth! I didn't realize I skipped. I will be more diligent!

  

  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  sweetsurprise2014 said:

  What's your deepest darkest secret!?!? Tell the whole internet. Lol

  I think I did--that I fucked my boss and it got us both fired. I mean, I guess that's a secret, but I pretty much tell everyone if the subject comes up, because I think it's hilarious now.

  

  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  NavyFlyer said:

  Who did you vote for in the last presidential election?

  OMG THIS WAS MY FFFC.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  scottysgirl77 said:

  Purp 2.0. do you want a boy or another girl?

  Ok, so, I've thought about this. I legitimately want a boy, because I want to experience both. HOWEVER. Sisters would be nice, right? If we look at it from APurp's viewpoint?

  
  

  The thing is, I always said I wanted a girl. YEARNED for a girl-flavored baby. I always said I'd be stuck with 3 boys. GOT HER ON THE FIRST TRY. So, if I would have had a boy first, then again, I'd definitely have 3 kids. But, because I started out with a girl, if I got another girl, I wouldn't be AS likely to try for a boy a 3rd time.

  

  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  MrsTinMKE said:

  Purp CAT QUESTION - how often do you bath your cats?  Weird ass question, but I am afraid to bathe my two and your cat gif in water made me think of this.  They may just be headed to a groomer soon, but don't know what the rule of thumb is for bathing cats ?

  
  

  Never. I have never bathed any of the cats I currently have.

  

  
  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  scottysgirl77 said:

  Fuck, Marry, or Kill Matt Lauer, Willie Geist, Al Roker

  Fuck Matt

  Marry Willie

  Kill Al

  
  

  
  

  

  
  
  

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• lrobi13 member

  January 2015

  You did it!!!! #1

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  lrobi13 said:

  You did it!!!! #1

  We're number 1! We're number 1! We're number 1!

  

  
  
  

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• bumpuser10309732 member

  January 2015

  you're number one! Treat yo self 

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  MrsBabe614 said:

  you're number one! Treat yo self 

  
  

  What do I get? What do I get?

  
  

  
  

  

  
  
  

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• MrsTinMKE member

  January 2015

  SPurp13 said:

  MrsTinMKE said:

  Purp CAT QUESTION - how often do you bath your cats?  Weird ass question, but I am afraid to bathe my two and your cat gif in water made me think of this.  They may just be headed to a groomer soon, but don't know what the rule of thumb is for bathing cats ?

  
  

  Never. I have never bathed any of the cats I currently have.

  Ok - I don't feel bad, neither have I....

  

  
  

  
  

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• MuffinMom14 member

  January 2015

  MrsTinMKE said:

  SPurp13 said:

  MrsTinMKE said:

  Purp CAT QUESTION - how often do you bath your cats?  Weird ass question, but I am afraid to bathe my two and your cat gif in water made me think of this.  They may just be headed to a groomer soon, but don't know what the rule of thumb is for bathing cats ?

  
  

  Never. I have never bathed any of the cats I currently have.

  Ok - I don't feel bad, neither have I....

  I think we might have bathed one or two of the cats I've owned maybe? But they are inside cats, so unless they like, get in the attic, we don't have to. Cats are self-cleaning.

  

  
  
  

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