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NeneCakies · November 2014

I found the Christmas station while scanning the car radio yesterday and I did not turn it off. I may or may not have sung along. Ok, I did. I'm a caroling caroler who carols for Christmas.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

MrsButt said:
I don't know understand some of what JIT posts because there are too many acronyms that I don't know.

HH - happy hour
CSG - Credit Score Guy

Sorry 4 bein lazy

Bythebeach09 · November 2014

ShakeyJakey said:
If I thought I was strong enough to make it as a single mother, I would have left SO a long time ago.

Same. Trying to get there now. ((Hugs)).

seahorse102410 · November 2014

CTGirl30 said:

I hate my married name. Also hated my maiden name - this one is just easier to spell.

I don't like my married name either. My maiden name was much prettier.

nattyncbride · November 2014

FFFC: I am sick of people feeling sorry for DS because his parents are divorced. I am not suggesting that living in 2 homes is better or easier. I am not suggesting that it does not come with some hardships for him. But I'm also not going to assume he's damaged. He has a wonderful father and a great mother (if I may say so). He knows the schedule, and knows he is loved by both of us, and our families. I don't need your pity.

It also doesn't make me "pro-divorce". It doesn't make any of us anything except a product of our situation.

@ShakeyJakey: no matter what happens, you'll be fine. Your LO will be fine. I'm not minimizing the fact that right now it' feels awful and scary and dark, but I promise you will all be OK.

murraythemummy · November 2014

I've lurked a long time, but want to start actually posting... When I got married I tried to get DH to take my name because his is Polish and really long. It took me a long time to learn to say and spell it. And now I have to pay a lot more attention when waiting for someone to call my name (like Dr appts) because everyone butchers it that I used to miss being called. But on a good note I'm really good at writing z's now. I do have a FFFC but please don't think I'm horrible. I'm having a hard time adjusting to having a baby again. Sometimes I get irrationally upset that DS2 won't sleep or other normal baby things. It's dumb and I know it, but cannot seem to stop it. I also think sometimes my frustration is taken out on the other 2. I knew 3 would be tough, but I guess I thought I would have adjusted by now. Oh man, this is probably why I don't post...I know this is all anonymous but I haven't even told DH how much this is getting to me.

Libby1978 · November 2014

mcbenny said:

The national anthem gives me chills.
That and the LSU fight song. "Geaux Tigers!"

Best fight song ever!!! Seeing the band play it live in Tiger Stadium is beyond awesome!

Libby1978 · November 2014

I get on Yik Yak and reply to teenager's stupid comments sometimes.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

Libby1978 said:

I get on Yik Yak and reply to teenager's stupid comments sometimes.

Please to elaborate.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

MamaUnicorn said:

I went on two dates with a guy and was ready to pull the trigger on the third and actually jump in to his bed when he told me he was a creationist.

NEWP.

Though I mist admit it was a hard decision to cancel the date because I really wanted the sex.

I missed this somehow.

I'd have still banged him, if I was ready to bang him to begin with.

Libby1978 · November 2014

jesuisfatiguee said:

Libby1978 said:

I get on Yik Yak and reply to teenager's stupid comments sometimes.

Please to elaborate.

Well, I never say anything mean or out of line. A lot of times I'm just trying to interject some common sense into the thread. Anyway, the confession is really just that I get on Yik Yak and post comments at all. My teenagers know I get on there and read, but when they ask if I ever comment I'm like, "No, of course not."

NeneCakies · November 2014

nellybluthredux said:

mcbenny said:

I'm so hungry I could eat my hand.

I'm so hungry I could eat your hand as well.

No! She will need her hands to eat her actual lunch. Pick another body part.

BluepointToasted · November 2014

mcbenny said:

The national anthem gives me chills.
That and the LSU fight song. "Geaux Tigers!"

I tear up everytime I hear the anthem. I don't know why, I am not unusually patriotic, but it always gets me.

JNerd · November 2014

Squeaker just cut her first tooth. I am scared for my nipples.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

I'm going to go to a sex club in the near future just to see what it's like. CSG is taking me. He used to DJ at one, and he has a CHL, so I'll feel infinitely safer with him than I would going alone. It'll be like a human zoo trip. I'm embarrassingly excited. Also, embarrassed to admit it here.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

CCL - concealed carry license. He packs heat.

I DIDN'T MAKE THAT ONE UP

ETA I did make it up. I meant CHL - concealed handgun license. Sry.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

Oh, fuck, it should be CHL.

I am a dumbass.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

Mackalien13 said:

I mean, I don't think I could bring enough latex.

lol

theseaword · November 2014

@murraythemummy‌ I'm sorry you're having a rough time. You're completely normal and I'm sure you're doing a great job. Hang in there!

Libby1978 · November 2014

nellybluthredux said:

WTF is a yik-yak?!?

It's an app you can get on your phone. And it's pretty much teenager/college aged kids posting comments and you can comment on what other people post. You can only see Yik Yaks from the area you are in at the time, like within a 5 mile radius I think. So, during a football game a bunch of kids from both schools will get on there and talk shit during the game. They talk about sex ALOT and just whatever other stuff teens talk about. And it's all anonymous.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

I am not going to have sex at the club. Probably won't sit down ever, either.

theseaword · November 2014

My FFFC: I work from home on Fridays. Usually I use my lunch for something productive, like vacuuming. But last week I took a nice long shower and sang show tunes, and it was awesome. Looking forward to noon today!

thebanich · November 2014

A sex club sounds like my worst nightmare. So uncomfortable.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

justAphase said:

I am not going to have sex at the club. Probably won't sit down ever, either.
Wait, are you actually going to a sex club? Do sex clubs really exist? Is there a secret word to get in?

Yes, yes, and no. I can give you all the details afterwards.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

Apparently they require collared shirts for men. The entry fees are pretty steep, too.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

bunnyfungo said:

Are sex clubs a legitimate business? Like a strip club? Or are they just parties at somebody's house? I have so many questions <------- Lives in a small town

Yeah, but they can't sell booze there, I guess.

TheRunningGinger · November 2014

theseaword said:
My FFFC: I work from home on Fridays. Usually I use my lunch for something productive, like vacuuming. But last week I took a nice long shower and sang show tunes, and it was awesome. Looking forward to noon today!

I work from home full time. Being able to have an uninterrupted shower and lunch are definite perks to a job that I otherwise hate.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

I am not going to have sex at the club. Probably won't sit down ever, either.

okay but if you aren't going to have sex at the club, what's the point? To see other people having sex?

Jesus Jesus you are creeping me out!

Human zoo. It's a one time thing for me.

I'm not planning on making this my new weekend hangout spot.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

bunnyfungo said:

Are sex clubs a legitimate business? Like a strip club? Or are they just parties at somebody's house? I have so many questions <------- Lives in a small town

Yeah, but they can't sell booze there, I guess.

this is getting worse and worse by the minute. Is it BYOB at least?

lol yes.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

I am an awful and curious person. I just want to see what those freaky peeps are up to. Go, see, leave, and never go back.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

justAphase said:

But I would not drink or have sex.

We are on the same page. I might bring a beer or two.

jesuisfatiguee · November 2014

Freaky shit.

[Deleted User] · November 2014

Alcohol isn't allowed at sex clubs because of safety issues. It's already hard for the people that work there to make sure everything goes smoothly adding alcohol to the mix just makes things harder. They also can't trust anyone to handle equipment (if there is any) while drinking. They want everyone to be clear headed and aware of whatever activities they're doing.

theseaword · November 2014

Sundae13 said:

I am laughing but I don't know why. What the hell is this?

JNerd · November 2014

FFFC: am kinda interested to hear how the sex club experience goes. I've never 'known' anyone that has been before and would be wayyyyyy to chicken to ever go myself.

ready-or-not · November 2014

My late teens/early 20s self would have totally gone to a sex club & probably had all the sex. I went to every other club & had all the sex so whats the difference. Prude I was not.

JNerd · November 2014

I feel so sheltered. What equipment is at a sex club??

ready-or-not · November 2014

jesuisfatiguee said:

bunnyfungo said:

Are sex clubs a legitimate business? Like a strip club? Or are they just parties at somebody's house? I have so many questions

<------- Lives in a small town

Yeah, but they can't sell booze there, I guess.

Oh wait, no. I would need lots of booze to combat my Southern Baptist shame

theseaword · November 2014

Mackalien13 said:

HilarityEnsued said:

guiltypleasures said:

It's already hard for the people that work there to make sure everything goes smoothly adding alcohol to the mix just makes things harder.

okay so what are the duties of the people that work there?

Managing the equipment?

What equipment? Have I been having sex wrong?

tattooedtragedy · November 2014

JNerd said:

I feel so sheltered. What equipment is at a sex club??

I'm thinking swings & things of the like. I feel like I know this from a SVU episode I watched once.

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