FFFC

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HilarityEnsued said:

guiltypleasures said:

 It's already hard for the people that work there to make sure everything goes smoothly adding alcohol to the mix just makes things harder.

okay so what are the duties of the people that work there?  

Answering questions, if there is equipment making sure people understand how to use it, cleaning, keeping an eye out for anyone having problems with another person. All of the places that I've been to have also had security inside and outside making sure everyone is legal, sober, and not carrying anything that could hurt another person. They also make sure there aren't any drugs or anything like that floating around the club.

secretsout

I really didn't think I'd spend my morning thinking about sex clubs.  I keep trying to put my thoughts into words, but I just can't, so it's just trapped in my head and I have so many questions but at the same time do not want the answers.

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The equipment would be BDSM stuff if it's that type of place.

jesuisfatiguee

Y'all are cracking me up.

jesuisfatiguee

Mackalien13 said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

justAphase said:

I am not going to have sex at the club. Probably won't sit down ever, either.

Wait, are you actually going to a sex club? Do sex clubs really exist? Is there a secret word to get in?

Yes, yes, and no. I can give you all the details afterwards. 

Or not.

Excuse you, I was talking to jAp.

thebanich

How did poop become part of the sex club convo?!?!?!?

I need to bleach my over active imagination.

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HilarityEnsued said:

guiltypleasures said:

HilarityEnsued said:

guiltypleasures said:

 It's already hard for the people that work there to make sure everything goes smoothly adding alcohol to the mix just makes things harder.

okay so what are the duties of the people that work there?  

cleaning, 

so for this I'm assuming they get paid $5,000,000,000/hour, no?

Lol it depends. I knew someone who only made $10  but got free use of the club on their time off.

thebanich

I am so uncomfortable just thinking about this.

#queenoftheprudes

ready-or-not

@guiltypleasures‌ is one of my most favorite posters. I feel like she would be legit good times to be friends with IRL

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The equipment would be big things like swings, chains or cuffs attached to something, a rack, or table and a variety of whips/floggers . Anything that inserts wouldn't be allowed. If you wanted stuff like plugs or whatever some places let you rent a special room and bring your own.

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bunnyfungo said:

Lol it depends. I knew someone who only made $10  but got free use of the club on their time off.

I feel like this is how they must do their recruiting. I would think that would be the only person that would be okay with working there, one that would use it themselves.

Yep, It's usually people who are already really into it.

jesuisfatiguee

HilarityEnsued said:

I'm dying at the "butt plug room"... the champagne room of sex clubs.

More likely it's labeled a "sex room" or some variation. Pretty sure that's the only place penetration is allowed.

jesuisfatiguee

nellybluthredux said:

What if you saw someone you know at a sez club? Hawkward.

One of stupid dad's friends used to be a swinger. I'm a little nervous I might see him there.

Helenahhandbasket

jesuisfatiguee said:

I am an awful and curious person. I just want to see what those freaky peeps are up to. Go, see, leave, and never go back. 

I could probably be talked into this.

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It depends on the type of club. Some places allow sex everywhere some only in certain places and others have sections for different things.

thebanich

Kudos to JIT for jazzing up the FFFC.

jesuisfatiguee

I do what I can.

PeanutButterFox

HilarityEnsued said:

Sundae13 said:

@hilarityensued, what's for lunch today?  

so many choices... I'm thinking Which Wich for a pepperoni pizza sub.  

Extra cheese, duh.

JFC

::goes to heat up stupid madras lentils::

ready-or-not

I don't even feel like this is a confession anymore, but: I really really like the Llama Llama childrens books. I buy them all, budget be damned, & quote the hell out of them at home. Its annoying but it makes my kids giggle & I love it.

ShakeyJakey

jesuisfatiguee said:

MamaUnicorn said:

I went on two dates with a guy and was ready to pull the trigger on the third and actually jump in to his bed when he told me he was a creationist. 

NEWP. 

Though I mist admit it was a hard decision to cancel the date because I really wanted the sex. 

I missed this somehow. 

I'd have still banged him, if I was ready to bang him to begin with. 

So you could point out the hypocrisy?

outnumbered

guiltypleasures said:

The equipment would be big things like swings, chains or cuffs attached to something, a rack, or table and a variety of whips/floggers . Anything that inserts wouldn't be allowed. If you wanted stuff like plugs or whatever some places let you rent a special room and bring your own.

So it is BYOP?

jesuisfatiguee

HilarityEnsued said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

HilarityEnsued said:

I'm dying at the "butt plug room"... the champagne room of sex clubs.

More likely it's labeled a "sex room" or some variation. Pretty sure that's the only place penetration is allowed.

what do you mean?  Penetration by objects and not penii?  Because I'm assuming penetration is allowed in the sex club, no?

I'm not totally sure. I haven't been to one before. And they vary.

tattooedtragedy

I don't even want to know what kind of ads I'm going to start seeing after reading this thread....

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I would hope that a concealed weapon is NOT allowed in a freaking sex club.  

Also, I'm not surprised about the no booze rule, as most strip clubs (at least in Ohio/Illinois) don't allow booze if they get fully naked.  If they just show titties, then there is booze sold. But in my experience when there is no booze allowed, there are lots of drugs being taken.  

Also, I didn't like my married name.  I never actually changed it, but I went by it socially.  My maiden/actual last name is Polish and I have spent my entire life correcting people's pronunciation and spelling of it...then I tried to take exH's name and it's a very simple Italian name and everyone misspelled it.  I was so happy to go back to using my last name.  

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I put in my request for the time off to babysit my friend's kids in St. Thomas in February.  I am actually nervous about watching someone else's kids for an entire week.  I have to drive them to and from work (driving on the island is ca-razy because you drive a regular american car on the left side).  

I'm nervous, but it's a free week in St. Thomas in the winter.  

jesuisfatiguee

You love me, @Sterling13. Don't lie.

That was absolutely my confession tease. I don't think I can top that.

Not this week, anyway.

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I have a question about concealed handgun licenses.  

In IL, you can have that license, but businesses can choose to put that little sign in their door/window, preventing you from patronizing their business while carrying.  And basically, it's errrrrywhere.

So do you just not go out?  Walk around while your friends and family have dinner and shop?  

ready-or-not

luxannie said:

ready-or-not said:

I don't even feel like this is a confession anymore, but: I really really like the Llama Llama childrens books. I buy them all, budget be damned, & quote the hell out of them at home. Its annoying but it makes my kids giggle & I love it.

Llama Llama is a jerk. He's like the Caillou of animals.

I love him & his red pajamas, weeping wailing for his momma!

PeanutButterFox

These beans are just not doing it for me. Must. Find. Pizza Sub.

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threelittlewheels said:

DragonBlood13 said:

I have a question about concealed handgun licenses.  

In IL, you can have that license, but businesses can choose to put that little sign in their door/window, preventing you from patronizing their business while carrying.  And basically, it's errrrrywhere.

So do you just not go out?  Walk around while your friends and family have dinner and shop?  

I'm probably misunderstanding the question, but just because you have a permit, doesn't mean you are always carrying a loaded gun.  You can either leave it at home, locked up in the car, or just choose not to patronize weapon free businesses if you feel like you must always be packing.

No, you understood it.  In my mind (since I don't see the need to ever have a gun in public), I was thinking you have it on you all of the time.

jesuisfatiguee

HilarityEnsued said:

Sterling13 said:

I feel like I learned a lot about JIT this week. Voting bad, sex club good.

Diet soda very bad

I really hope y'all didn't actually take that seriously? I mean, yeah, I don't think it's good, but like I give an actual fuck...

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HilarityEnsued said:

@peanutbutterfox join me

The picture is on it's side and it looked like some alien worm with big teeth and drooling. 

PeanutButterFox

HilarityEnsued said:

@peanutbutterfox join me

You're an evil person. 

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MrsButt said:

OMG. I could go for some garage time right now.

My 'brownies" have helped me cut back on my Xanax use.  

PeanutButterFox

I've just informed H he's picking up subs for dinner.

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Mackalien13 said:

I just had a poat roast sandwhich.

MMMMM.  Poat roast.

theseaword

kirotea said:

Is this the randoms yet?

JFC, BMBs be BMBing.

Point the way! I will hit it up after my show tunes shower showcase. Brb.

murraythemummy

Thank you @theseaword‌.

Helenahhandbasket

I guess I will confess that I am not that scandalized by the idea of a sex club.

I don't think I would go to one on my own accord, but if I was dating someone that suggested it, I might check it out.

I don't think I could/ would have sex with an audience though.  I'd probably go just to watch.

jesuisfatiguee

Mackalien13 said:

HilarityEnsued said:

Sterling13 said:

I feel like I learned a lot about JIT this week. Voting bad, sex club good.

Diet soda very bad

Will go to sex club, will not date someone that drinks diet soda.

This is it. This is me in a nutshell.