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lizjennings81 · October 2014

Dude. They're phasing out every little amenity from our work kitchen. Coffee, creamer, sugar? Gone. Plates and utensils? Gone. Paper towels? Gone, girl, gone. That last one gets me -- nothing to clean up a water spill?

Next they'll unplug the fridge to bring down electricity costs.

Then again, I could order a shitload of supplies from Amazon and run a lucrative storefront from my office.

jaztastic · October 2014

@ChickenOnSunday... The most creative definition was what this one I found on Urban

Dictionary... to which I totally admitted to wanting to do. However my marriage isnt set up that way.

eiffel tower

A sex act where in two men butt fuck and oraly fuck a woman at the same time holding here up between the two in air and high fiving over head.

kefttsc · October 2014

ckimberley14 said:

I'm angry. Seriously, mom. Invite us for dinner and tell me that you have meat and salad and if we want anything else we need to bring it? REALLY??? I'm fucking pregnant with two babies and you don't have a single veggie or carb? What kind of fucking mother do I have?
So sorry. Hope YH can pick up something you like to take with you.

My bad ass little sister strikes again. I vented to her and she called mom AND dad and said you need to get more food for her for dinner. My sister rocks. You all should wish you had one as wonderful.

mandamoochie · October 2014

@lizjennings81 i know work places that do set up shop like that and use the profits to set up a massive holiday party.

Edit : tag fail.

ckimberley14 · October 2014

sugahcookie01 said:
@chickenonsunday I know @jaztastic was interested in uh . . . climbing the Eiffel tower after watching that episode!

I am now officially brain dead.

Who just completed 12 weeks of maternity sub plans for one of her classes? THIS GIRL.

Sigh. Only two other classes to do.

Oy. Teaching and being pregnant is hard, yo.

I'm in awe of you. I didn't have much prepped in terms of long-term sub plans when I unexpectedly had to leave my job for hospital and then strict bed rest. I had taken a half day and was planning to go into work at noon after my appt, but I had to check into L&D instead and couldn't even drive home to pack a bag. I felt awful for my colleagues and the sub (had no idea who they assigned) for having to pick up such slack for me, but I was totally not expecting to have to quit in March when my due date was late May, even with twins. I had anticipated working until at least mid- to late-April.

ckimberley14 · October 2014

kefttsc said:

ckimberley14 said:

kefttsc said:
I'm angry. Seriously, mom. Invite us for dinner and tell me that you have meat and salad and if we want anything else we need to bring it? REALLY??? I'm fucking pregnant with two babies and you don't have a single veggie or carb? What kind of fucking mother do I have?
So sorry. Hope YH can pick up something you like to take with you.

My bad ass little sister strikes again. I vented to her and she called mom AND dad and said you need to get more food for her for dinner. My sister rocks. You all should wish you had one as wonderful.

Your little sister IS awesome. Even more reason I really hope she's able to visit and help you out when your babies arrive.

ckimberley14 · October 2014

Not much in terms of spam, other than DD1 refused to nap again so the day has been rather hellish. As I'm typing, she's carrying on because she can't get her foot all the way through her pant leg. Then she'll get it through, stop fussing, pull it back out, get it stuck and start fussing again. Over and over. If I help her or take the pants away, she fusses. Oy.

No big weekend plans except visiting a local brewery (Community) tomorrow and hoping DH lets me taste this year's State Fair winner, Funnel Cake Ale. I would love a bowl of it right now to get me through this day. FX the minions go down for the night by 6.

jaztastic · October 2014

Anybody find themselves randomly choking off their spit?... No? .... just me?

oh okay then, forget yall.

:-<

dacora · October 2014

@jaztastic Yes. You are not alone.

kefttsc · October 2014

jaztastic said:

Anybody find themselves randomly choking off their spit?... No? .... just me?

oh okay then, forget yall.
:-<

Because of the Eiffel Tower?

jaztastic · October 2014

kefttsc said:

jaztastic said:

Anybody find themselves randomly choking off their spit?... No? .... just me?

oh okay then, forget yall.
:-<

Because of the Eiffel Tower?

.... well not this time it wasnt.

lizjennings81 · October 2014

mandamoochie said:

@lizjennings81 i know work places that do set up shop like that and use the profits to set up a massive holiday party. Edit : tag fail.

I don't see them being that creative.

I had to call my husband because this kind of penny-pinching drives him nuts. "Who are these people, reincarnated Soviet bureaucrats?" Bwahaha.

lizzybean · October 2014

ckimberley14 said:

Not much in terms of spam, other than DD1 refused to nap again so the day has been rather hellish. As I'm typing, she's carrying on because she can't get her foot all the way through her pant leg. Then she'll get it through, stop fussing, pull it back out, get it stuck and start fussing again. Over and over. If I help her or take the pants away, she fusses. Oy. No big weekend plans except visiting a local brewery (Community) tomorrow and hoping DH lets me taste this year's State Fair winner, Funnel Cake Ale. I would love a bowl of it right now to get me through this day. FX the minions go down for the night by 6.

Oh boo! Toddlers are super evil. Jealous of their 6:00 bedtime though!

Paleomama · October 2014

I am working all weekend. Oh well, at least I have 4 days off next week.

yesiknowwhatcausesthat · October 2014

jaztastic said:
Anybody find themselves randomly choking off their spit?... No? .... just me?

oh okay then, forget yall.
:-<

I not only choke on my spit but apparently eating food is a challenge as well...on Sunday I was enjoying a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when somehow it went the wrong way. I blew jelly out my nose. Yep, that was different.

jaztastic · October 2014

yesiknowwhatcausesthat said:

Anybody find themselves randomly choking off their spit?... No? .... just me?

oh okay then, forget yall.
:-<
I not only choke on my spit but apparently eating food is a challenge as well...on Sunday I was enjoying a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when somehow it went the wrong way. I blew jelly out my nose. Yep, that was different.

Oh my... that sounds painful. I once blew an egg sandwich out of my nose. Hilarious to think about but not cool at the time.

ckimberley14 · October 2014

lizzybean said:

ckimberley14 said:

Not much in terms of spam, other than DD1 refused to nap again so the day has been rather hellish. As I'm typing, she's carrying on because she can't get her foot all the way through her pant leg. Then she'll get it through, stop fussing, pull it back out, get it stuck and start fussing again. Over and over. If I help her or take the pants away, she fusses. Oy.

No big weekend plans except visiting a local brewery (Community) tomorrow and hoping DH lets me taste this year's State Fair winner, Funnel Cake Ale. I would love a bowl of it right now to get me through this day. FX the minions go down for the night by 6.

Oh boo! Toddlers are super evil. Jealous of their 6:00 bedtime though!

Haha actually as soon as I posted that, they both conked out. So now they'll probably go down at 8ish.

DronkeyGal · October 2014

OH MY GAWD. Traffic is so horrible today. Will I ever get home?!?!? Wahhhhhh

@ChickenOnSunday‌ I hope you don't take 40 home

lizzybean · October 2014

ckimberley14 said:

ckimberley14 said:

Not much in terms of spam, other than DD1 refused to nap again so the day has been rather hellish. As I'm typing, she's carrying on because she can't get her foot all the way through her pant leg. Then she'll get it through, stop fussing, pull it back out, get it stuck and start fussing again. Over and over. If I help her or take the pants away, she fusses. Oy. No big weekend plans except visiting a local brewery (Community) tomorrow and hoping DH lets me taste this year's State Fair winner, Funnel Cake Ale. I would love a bowl of it right now to get me through this day. FX the minions go down for the night by 6.

Oh boo! Toddlers are super evil. Jealous of their 6:00 bedtime though!
Haha actually as soon as I posted that, they both conked out. So now they'll probably go down at 8ish.

It is amazing to me that you can ever get the two of them sleeping at the same time!

ckimberley14 · October 2014

lizzybean: "It is amazing to me that you can ever get the two of them sleeping at the same time!"

Right? There have been a few times when I've had to deal with them waking each other up a few times before both settle for the night, but for the most part, one will fall asleep almost immediately while the other needs a bit more time to fall asleep. It varies between who does what. Nap time is a whole different story. Never a dull moment!

ETA quote box went bonkers.

lizzybean · October 2014

*sigh* DH is working late at the office tonight for the second night in a row and missing his storytime with Ella. It isn't his fault, he told me ahead of time and apologized, I just wish it didn't have to happen and it makes me sad.

twinklymama · October 2014

kkleigh10 said:
Ok so on the topic of things stretching during pregnancy: the last few days I've noticed that only ONE of my boobs seems to be growing. I've been checking myself out in the mirror every morning while wearing a tank but no bra. My left boob is now noticeable bigger than the right -- is this something that happens??

I'm already planning to get the mommy makeover once I'm done having kids (tummy tuck and breast lift/reduction) but that won't be for years and I'm pretty horrified at this latest development. Someone please tell me they're experiencing this too...

@kkleigh10‌ my right boob is noticeably bigger than my left, however, I had the breast reduction last year (though I was done having kids--whoops!) So it maybe that. and FYI, don't expect post reduction boobs to be the same size as each other. They can try, but they can't guarantee anything. I was bummed, since I thought that was just something they had to say, not that it would really happen. Oh well, I'm sure they are ruined now, anyway!

twinklymama · October 2014

We finally chose a name! Yay!

CatLadyTX · October 2014

twinklymama said:

We finally chose a name! Yay!

Don't leave us hanging!

twinklymama · October 2014

CatLadyTX said:

twinklymama said:

We finally chose a name! Yay!

Don't leave us hanging!

Lol sorry! You guys are the only ones to know... Caroline Noel.

CatLadyTX · October 2014

I love it!

twinklymama · October 2014

CatLadyTX said:
I love it!

Thank you! DH is most excited about it. He was very involved with it and very proud of himself!

crabigator · October 2014

twinklymama said:

twinklymama said:

We finally chose a name! Yay!

Don't leave us hanging!
Lol sorry! You guys are the only ones to know... Caroline Noel.

I love it too!

And great middle name -- ours is going to be Kira Noelle.

Do you pronounce Noel as no-ELL or nole?

twinklymama · October 2014

crabigator said:

twinklymama said:

CatLadyTX said:

twinklymama said:

We finally chose a name! Yay!

Don't leave us hanging!
Lol sorry! You guys are the only ones to know... Caroline Noel.

I love it too!

And great middle name -- ours is going to be Kira Noelle.

Do you pronounce Noel as no-ELL or nole?

No-ELL

lizzybean · October 2014

twinklymama said:

twinklymama said:

We finally chose a name! Yay!

Don't leave us hanging!
Lol sorry! You guys are the only ones to know... Caroline Noel.

Absolutely love it!!

psychobutthead · October 2014

Was able to keep the glucose drink down today. They took my blood four times today. I was totally feeling like shit afterwards.

But in good news the babys mobile came.

jennjilljo · October 2014

sugahcookie01 said:
GUISE I am so mean about baby names oh my god I'm just THE WORST.

I dislike Jaxon enough but I cringe when I see Jaxson. The X makes the sound that they're looking for. The S serves no purpose.

twinklymama · October 2014

@crabigator‌ I just read the rest of your response (oops), love the name Kira!

twinklymama · October 2014

@krendel‌ @sugahcookie01‌ wait, what?

jennjilljo · October 2014

I will forever be surprised by the realization that not everyone is going to be nice to you or she with you. How is this not common knowledge as an adult?

twinklymama · October 2014

krendel said:
@twinklymama see the baby boy name thread.

Ah yes. I thought I had seen something somewhere, but baby brain couldn't remember all of it. thanks @krendel‌ *running there now*

twinklymama · October 2014

Ah, its a first poster. This should be good.

twinklymama · October 2014

Can I add that I see a GBCB in the near future?

twinklymama · October 2014

That's why I read for a few weeks before I started commenting and I think I have yet to start a new thread; I needed to get the feel of it before just throwing shit out there. However, IF YOU POST A BABY NAME POLL AND ASK FOR OPINIONS, YOU'RE GONNA GET ALL THE OPINIONS! How hard is that to understand?

twinklymama · October 2014

I'd be grateful

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