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crabigator

krendel1990 said:

Woke up to a huge stretch mark across my stomach. Cried for about 20 minutes. I knew I was going to get them, I have them on my hips from before I was pregnant but it's just too soon. I know my stomach is going to be covered in them and there is nothing I can do about it. I know it will all be worth it but I just hate that I will never look like myself again.

I'm sorry, @krendel1990. I found a few new ones last night too... this is my second pregnancy, so I have some from my first -- I won't tell you that they ever went away, but if it helps, they did fade considerably by about 6-8 months postpartum.  :-S

dacora

@kkleigh10 I have pretty uneven boobs from before I got pregnant, so it wouldn't surprise me that it could happen with pregnancy growth. Unless someone is seriously staring at your boobage, I really don't think anyone is going to notice though. Lots of people are uneven though, so try not to let it bother you.

crabigator

Alygohome said:

UGH my crazy coworker uses the bathroom right next to my office (we don't have mens/womens) everyday and stinks it up and leaves the door way open and me and another girl have to get up turn on the fan and close the door or we are gagging in our office. So at a meeting we said If you leave the bathroom smelly TURN ON THE FAN AND CLOSE THE DOOR. so what does he do everyday, turns the fan on and leaves the door wide open so all I can hear is the fan and I still have to get up to close the bathroom door. How can you be that inconsiderate, I feel sorry for his poor wife. Like, how clueless are you.

I can't believe I will have to bring this up in a meeting again. SOOOO thanks to the people turning the fan on but can you please...I don't know CLOSE THE DOOR?! I am ragey today.

If it isn't obvious: I didn't love tit this because it's a great situation... I did it because it's my vote towards hearing regular (like, DAILY if you have them) stories about how crazy and gross this dude continues to be. I can't be the only one who finds him fascinating, right?!?

AngieAn

Blingpixie said:

It's my birthday this weekend... and it's a "big" one! Turning 30, and I'm pretty okay with it!

Happy Birthday!!! 

MrsTucker2011

jennjilljoite said:

I'm getting DS to eat eggs for the first time in his life. I've never met a kid that was so against eating eggs for breakfast in the morning. This feels like such a huge victory.

I'm in the middle of that battle. I got a trick yesterday though. I blended a scrambled egg into a cooked oatmeal packet with half a banana in my baby bullet. Can't even taste the egg. Mom: 1 DS:0

MrsTucker2011

sugahcookie01 said:

Can I put frozen boneless chicken breasts in the crock pot? I forgot to thaw chicken for our dinner tonight.

If I'm allowed to do that how long do I cook it for?

I've done it before. From what I've learned, the basic number are 3-4 hours on high, 7-8 hours on low.

crabigator

My spam today: I went to the gym this morning (circuit training, so I work out on machines), and was expecting it to be hell, because I'm exhausted. It kinda was, but not for the expected reasons. My actual muscles? Fine. Achy in the normal way, but I was able to keep up working out with my normal resistance. The terrible part that was also SUPER embarrassing: it took so much effort to just get up and down from each machine.  

Especially the ones that are seated and inclined slightly back -- I seem to have so much trouble these days getting up and down from seated positions... not looking forward to the next 3-4 months! 

Though I am going to keep in mind how amazing it felt the first week or two after I had my daughter, when I would get so giddy over just being able to, like, touch my toes. Obviously there was pain and discomfort in the recovery from labor, but omg, just not having to negotiate anymore around a big solid immovable mass in my torso... I can't wait!!!

wirtlehm

I got the flu shot at my apt yesterday and now I am SUPER lethargic, I couldn't even fathom opening the heavy door to the stairwell a work so I took the elevator 1 floor (not like me at all!)... I think I have a touch of the flu... blah

MrsTucker2011

kefttsc said:

Happy Friday, friends!  

We have a 1 year old birthday party tomorrow and then an Amway Open House in Atlanta on Sunday with my sister.

What would you buy for a gift for the 1 year old?  I was thinking books as opposed to toys.  Thoughts?  If so, some favorite books?

Everyone gets toys. I was so happy some people gave DS some clothes! Get bigger sizes so they can grow into them, or a gift card to a kid's clothes store.

Books: we like very hungry caterpillar, click clack moo, any touch and feel board book, I ruff you, curious George, Jujube Jones series.

kefttsc

@MrsRoy07 you are in trouble because now I want mozzarella sticks.

Additional spam today:

William is kicking the EVER LOVING MOTHER out of me.  To the point of nausea.  Harper typically dances around all day, but he is such a boy....so rough!

My boobs (A cup) are about to fall out of my bra.  I have never been happier.  

dacora

I ate way too much for lunch and now Roslin is having a dance party. I have to sit back in my chair and stretch out my belly for some relief. 

anna081115

wirtlehm said:

I got the flu shot at my apt yesterday and now I am SUPER lethargic, I couldn't even fathom opening the heavy door to the stairwell a work so I took the elevator 1 floor (not like me at all!)... I think I have a touch of the flu... blah

I got my flu shot on Tuesday and have no ambition to do anything... Someone posted earlier of the kids eating PB from the jar... I want to do that for supper tonight.  On another note, found out we're having a girl after two boys, so, the truck got loaded up with BAGS of boy clothes that my youngest has outgrown.  It was such a bitter sweet moment! 

Our nursery is currently a designated play room.  It has no window so we have avoided using it as a bedroom.  That's going to change in the next couple of months.  We have a few recommended contractors to contact and get the ball rolling.  I'm excited to get decorating. 

wirtlehm

musicgirl524 said:

I got the flu shot at my apt yesterday and now I am SUPER lethargic, I couldn't even fathom opening the heavy door to the stairwell a work so I took the elevator 1 floor (not like me at all!)... I think I have a touch of the flu... blah

I was super tired the day after I got my shot--not the flu, just your body's immune response to the shot! I was perfectly fine by the next day.

Well that's what I meant, but since they shoot the dead vaccine in you I just equate together... I haven't had a vaccination in years so I'm not used to feeling like this! Just ick!

wirtlehm

ChickenOnSunday said:

I need help because I'm not going to google this term at home or at work. 

Can someone explain the sex position they call Eiffel Tower? I'm watching the 4th episode of Scandal and apparently the president's daughter did this move with two guys. I'm very curious. 

BAHAHA! Idk what it is but now you've got me interested! I'm imagining an h-clap situation or something lol...!

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anna081115

ChickenOnSunday said:

I need help because I'm not going to google this term at home or at work. 

Can someone explain the sex position they call Eiffel Tower? I'm watching the 4th episode of Scandal and apparently the president's daughter did this move with two guys. I'm very curious. 

You made me curious also:)  I love Scandal, I need to watch the last two episodes, thank goodness for PVR!  

Eifel Tower: A sex act in which two guys are giving it to a girl, one from behind and one in the mouth and they exchange a high-five over her, so it looks like the eifel tower.

lizzybean

kkleigh10 said:

Ok so on the topic of things stretching during pregnancy: the last few days I've noticed that only ONE of my boobs seems to be growing. I've been checking myself out in the mirror every morning while wearing a tank but no bra. My left boob is now noticeable bigger than the right -- is this something that happens?? I'm already planning to get the mommy makeover once I'm done having kids (tummy tuck and breast lift/reduction) but that won't be for years and I'm pretty horrified at this latest development. Someone please tell me they're experiencing this too...

@kkleigh10 I had really uneven boobs before being pregnant. They get MORE uneven during pregnancy and afterwards. Milk just does not come into my tiny right booby very well. It is sad. 

wirtlehm

anna081115 said:

ChickenOnSunday said:

I need help because I'm not going to google this term at home or at work. 

Can someone explain the sex position they call Eiffel Tower? I'm watching the 4th episode of Scandal and apparently the president's daughter did this move with two guys. I'm very curious. 

You made me curious also:)  I love Scandal, I need to watch the last two episodes, thank goodness for PVR!  

Eifel Tower: A sex act in which two guys are giving it to a girl, one from behind and one in the mouth and they exchange a high-five over her, so it looks like the eifel tower.

AHA! Isn't that a h-clap? Hell maybe I need to brush up on my kamasutra!

anna081115

wirtlehm said:

anna081115 said:

ChickenOnSunday said:

I need help because I'm not going to google this term at home or at work. 

Can someone explain the sex position they call Eiffel Tower? I'm watching the 4th episode of Scandal and apparently the president's daughter did this move with two guys. I'm very curious. 

You made me curious also:)  I love Scandal, I need to watch the last two episodes, thank goodness for PVR!  

Eifel Tower: A sex act in which two guys are giving it to a girl, one from behind and one in the mouth and they exchange a high-five over her, so it looks like the eifel tower.

AHA! Isn't that a h-clap? Hell maybe I need to brush up on my kamasutra!

DH is going to check out computer history and wonder what the hell I am fantasizing about!  I'll blame the F15 group:)

StephanieLBerg

Well, this weekend hubby and I are hanging blinds for my mother's business while she's on vacation. Then Sunday, probably just a super chill day.

Today, however, I have a job interview for a major hotel/casino chain that's opening up in Tahoe soon! So I am hoping that given their size and how many employees they will be hiring, they won't have a problem with me being pregnant and needing a few weeks of ML come February. Keep your FX for me ladies!

wirtlehm

@anna081115

HA! Your husband!

yesiknowwhatcausesthat

musicgirl524 said:

Not trying to bloat the spam, but I really don't think this deserves its own thread--my MIL is planning my baby shower for either January 24th or 25th and it's freaking me out. I know I'm due February 21st, but that still seems suuuuuper close to me...

That is super close and would make me nervous. However, I don't know how popular this thought is, but all the baby showers I have ever had (not a single one of them involved me in the planning and I never even created a registry...wah...) took place after the baby was born. Weird? Maybe, but also a little fun for everyone to see the baby. Maybe you could ask MIL how she would feel if she has to reschedule because you are not able to attend that close to your edd?

erobbins09

ChickenOnSunday said:

Blingpixie said:

ChickenOnSunday said:

I need help because I'm not going to google this term at home or at work. 

Can someone explain the sex position they call Eiffel Tower? I'm watching the 4th episode of Scandal and apparently the president's daughter did this move with two guys. I'm very curious. 

....she's totally just whispering into his pocket, so don't ban me! Haha

I hate to ask but when you say taking her from behind....which hole is used?

Dealers choice I think lol I think the name of the act is more Based on the high five over the girl more than the uh... Other factors? I imagine you could accomplish the Eiffle Tower using either option.

Not that I know from experience.

DronkeyGal

ChickenOnSunday said:

erobbins09 said:

ChickenOnSunday said:

Blingpixie said:

ChickenOnSunday said:

I need help because I'm not going to google this term at home or at work. 

Can someone explain the sex position they call Eiffel Tower? I'm watching the 4th episode of Scandal and apparently the president's daughter did this move with two guys. I'm very curious. 

....she's totally just whispering into his pocket, so don't ban me! Haha

I hate to ask but when you say taking her from behind....which hole is used?

Dealers choice I think lol I think the name of the act is more Based on the high five over the girl more than the uh... Other factors? I imagine you could accomplish the Eiffle Tower using either option.

Not that I know from experience.


My next question was going to ask if anyone would admit to being a performer in the Eiffel Tower. 
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This prob belongs in FFFC but I would be open to something like this. (Not in my butt though). However, DH is very against adding any other people into our sex lives.

erobbins09

Lol i haven't... But I would say id be open to it... But theoretically I am open to a lot... If I were in a more casual relationship i would... But FI and I aren't down with the actual real life other person being involved. Sometimes slutty me is at odds with "I'm not sharing you with anyone" me. The latter will always win.

I'll admit to there being less than a 30 minute separation between people who could have been able to complete said feat though...

kismetjess

jennjilljoite said:

@nomnomasaur0426‌ I have veins I can trace from my face to my nipples. It grosses me out and seems to be worst when I'm warmer. I blame my pale skin.

ME TOO! DH says im see-thru.

kismetjess

mrsthadababy said:

Happy Friday, friends!  

We have a 1 year old birthday party tomorrow and then an Amway Open House in Atlanta on Sunday with my sister.

What would you buy for a gift for the 1 year old?  I was thinking books as opposed to toys.  Thoughts?  If so, some favorite books?

Everyone gets toys. I was so happy some people gave DS some clothes! Get bigger sizes so they can grow into them, or a gift card to a kid's clothes store. Books: we like very hungry caterpillar, click clack moo, any touch and feel board book, I ruff you, curious George, Jujube Jones series.

At 1, DD became obsessed (and really good at) the melissa and doug puzzles. 

babycfeb2015

I have one hour of work left and called my manager to tell her Im leaving 30 minutes early because Ive been dizzy all day and seeing spots off and on. Her response? You have to fill out an absence form to do that.

Im a salaried employee! Is this even legal?! I told her no I'd just wait it out then- I'm not letting them take my PTO that we can only take in 2 hour increments for 30 minutes! Can't wait to be done working!

Alygohome

Fuck, I failed my one hour GD test and now they want me to go in first thing Monday morning. Which is my day off, so I have to drive in, get my sheet and do another blood test. They told me I don't have to fast and it takes two hours. I was under the impression that if you failed you did the three hour test and had to fast ? I am so mad I gagged that disgusting crap down and I was sick the whole rest of the day

smg2302

@lizzybean‌ we did magic kingdom for DDs first haircut and it was awesome!!! You and Ella will have a blast.

Sorry for all the stretch marks. Mine have started to fade but they're starting to come back.

My mom is here for the weekend so I may be MIA but only for good reason.

lizzybean

"a girl you know" Surrrrreeeeeee @chickenhawke! LOL!

thegoodpotato

I feel like after the Eiffel Tower thing, I have nothing of value to offer to this conversation.  That's... um.... educational. 

erobbins09

Haha @jaztastic‌ brought it up weeks ago from watching scandal... So at least I know I'm not alone in my admission of "scandalous" thoughts

mandamoochie

Oh Lord help me, my DS has figured out how to turn the tv on using the remote... he currently has it on the 80s music choice channel :-S

thegoodpotato

ChickenOnSunday said:

Hey regs, don't click on the "ignore me post" because I posted a spider gif.

Mwhahahahahaha

Posts like this were way more fun when the app wouldn't tell you who started a post.  You'd never know whether it was a reg messing with you or a butthurt. 

lizzybean

ChickenOnSunday said:

lizzybean said:

"a girl you know" Surrrrreeeeeee @chickenhawke! LOL!

Good snark!

Oh why thank you. ">  I'll try to crank it up for ya chicken  

bhjones1980

ChickenOnSunday said:

ChickenOnSunday said:

Hey regs, don't click on the "ignore me post" because I posted a spider gif.

Mwhahahahahaha

@bhjones1980

Want me to delete it? 

ha ha, I don't care.  I am not going to go look at it.

MissEm15

I just have to AW.. I had my normal cervical length check & the u/s tech said I was due for a full u/s. Everything is great w/ both babes, but I got a 3d pic of each!! It's the cutest thing I've ever seen! It is seriously so amazing what our bodies are doing.

kefttsc

I'm angry.  Seriously, mom.  Invite us for dinner and tell me that you have meat and salad and if we want anything else we need to bring it?  REALLY???  I'm fucking pregnant with two babies and you don't have a single veggie or carb?  What kind of fucking mother do I have?

ckimberley14

lizzybean said:

"a girl you know" Surrrrreeeeeee @chickenhawke! LOL!

Lol I was thinking the exact same thing!

ckimberley14

kefttsc said:

I'm angry.  Seriously, mom.  Invite us for dinner and tell me that you have meat and salad and if we want anything else we need to bring it?  REALLY???  I'm fucking pregnant with two babies and you don't have a single veggie or carb?  What kind of fucking mother do I have?

So sorry. Hope YH can pick up something you like to take with you.