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Re: UO

  • OMG I HATE BEING CALLED Ma'am.  Just use Miss please.

    +1, ma'am makes me feel old
    Me too. Hate it.

    One time I got in a fight with a literal cowboy, complete with hat, on a plane for calling me "honey", at 6am.

    As in, "Can you hurry up, honey?"

    I am not your honey and you will wait until I get my damn carry-on in the overhead compartment to pass, dickhead!

    I got all Brooklyn on him. His face was priceless.

    My UO: doctors offices should be first come first served. Appointments are clearly just a way to toy with people's patience. I'd rather form a line and sign in and be seen in that order.

    ....as I sit in the orthopedic office for 40 minutes....
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  • stra0111 said:
    The Duggars reminded me of a UO. The idea of a man being virgin is a turn off for me. Nope nope nope nope nope (for me).

    Like at a certain age or when you get married?  I mean I think this guy is like 19, so I don't think it's that bad that he's a virgin and if that's what his beliefs are than that's his deal 

    A 40 year old virgin, well yeah, that's a little concerning

     

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    About me  2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!

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  • .Bythebeach09 said:
    ....as I sit in the orthopedic office for 40 minutes....

    I walk out after 30 minutes.  My time matters as well. And don't even bill me for the missed appointment. 

    My exception are doctors who deal with emergencies during appointments like an ob/gyn.


  • I don't get the love for Peanuts or Charlie Brown. 

    I realized this while watching The Great Pumpkin last night.

    +1 but:

    It came on after Toy Story of Terror, which my kids love. I was about to change it bc nobody wanted to watch it, however, the baby was screaming at the moment, like inconsolable screaming. I turned her around to sit her upright (she'd been laying on me) & as soon as she focused on the TV, she stopped screaming like in a trance focused on it.

    Not sure why it came out sideways but here she is watching it
  • To solidify @Scoutnumbers05 defriending me-

    Mariah Carey's Christmas album makes Satan happy.

  • Holy fuck, someone on Facebook just shared an article titled "What Christians Should Know About the Ebola Crisis." I automatically think anyone that shares or likes this has a barely functioning brain. UO or just bitchy?
    I would make the same assumption.
    My questions are what does Ebola have to do with being Christian? Like what difference does it make?
    Well, if you're a good christian obviously God will spare you from outbreak. I mean if you pray hard enough and stuff. <----not a good christian

    ~*~*~You're Such A Pretty Melody, I'm Just Another Tattooed Tragedy~*~*~
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  • @bearfootz‌ for myself, no virgin. Even at 19 nope. I just have no desire to steal a man's virginity. Ever.
  • Holy fuck, someone on Facebook just shared an article titled "What Christians Should Know About the Ebola Crisis." I automatically think anyone that shares or likes this has a barely functioning brain. UO or just bitchy?
    I would make the same assumption.
    My questions are what does Ebola have to do with being Christian? Like what difference does it make?
    Well, if you're a good christian obviously God will spare you from outbreak. I mean if you pray hard enough and stuff. <----not a good christian

    ~*~*~You're Such A Pretty Melody, I'm Just Another Tattooed Tragedy~*~*~
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  • It's really freaky when your going through a haunted house and your friend tells an employee your name that is then whispered and screamed by almost all of the employees the entire way through the haunted house.
      I have done this numerous times to my own children. Does that make me an asshole? LMK
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  • I fucking hate Charlie Brown. He can go sit on the bench of hell with Julia Styles.
    Was she the inventor of resting bitch face?

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    About me  2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!

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  • ...secretly checking the shipping status of "Peanuts Holiday Collection" I ordered 3 days ago...
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  • ColeRose said:

    I guess my UO is that I like Mariah Carey's awful Christmas songs.

    "All I Want for Christmas is You" is the second worst Christmas song ever, only slightly better than "Christmas Shoes"
    Her "All I Want for Christmas" version is my #1 fav Christmas song. I will burn down the radio station that plays the Mariah/Justin Beiber mix tho.

  • ColeRose said:
    "All I Want for Christmas is You" is the second worst Christmas song ever, only slightly better than "Christmas Shoes"
    Yes! 3rd and 4th worst go to...

    I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
    Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time
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  • I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is my Christmas season ring tone
  • @mcbenny, you still have not educated me on how to back out post dick check. 

    #important
    tell him Aunt Flo arrived unexpectedly

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    About me  2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!

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    bearfootz said:
    tell him Aunt Flo arrived unexpectedly
    This excuse works in many different scenarios.
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  • Whataburger should have onion rings available on their breakfast menu. 



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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    edited October 2014
    Wait, you love the Hippopotamus song, but not the Muppets? I feel like there's a progression that should be followed here. That's like saying you love Sponge Bob, but think the Smurfs are ridiculous.
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  • Pledge is unnecessary. If America is such a free country, its people should not be compelled to publicly declare their allegiance to it.


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  • I'm on team The Pledge is Stupid. 



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  • RE: dick check.

    What exactly am I a checking for?  Size?  If that's the case, for me, as long as it's within the realm of normal it's fine?

     

     

    BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12

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  • I love America and The Muppets and this just sums up my feelings

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    About me  2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!

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  • RE: dick check.

    What exactly am I a checking for?  Size?  If that's the case, for me, as long as it's within the realm of normal it's fine?


    You're checking to see if it will be worth your while, so whatever size that is for you. 



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  • edited October 2014
    EVA116 said:

    I have taken four virginities. You're welcome ladies. #doingmypart

    I was hoping to win the contest by having taken 2. 

    Good job, Eva. 



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  • mcbenny said:

    RE: dick check.

    What exactly am I a checking for?  Size?  If that's the case, for me, as long as it's within the realm of normal it's fine?

     


    Whatever size you like. I don't want to sleep with Mr. Pinky dick so that was what I was looking for.


    Gotcha.  I guess I don't have a preference. Is that a UO?  Maybe more of a confesh.

    Actually, the best sex I ever had was with a dude who had a slightly smaller than average penis. 

    #dicksizeanecdotes

     

    BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12

    Lilypie - (TUWi)

     

  • mcbenny said:



    Pledge is unnecessary. If America is such a free country, its people should not be compelled to publicly declare their allegiance to it.




    Who is compelling you? Are you punished for not doing it? Are you taxed differently? Are you put in a different category for it?

    You can feel it is unncessary that's cool. No one is compelling you though. Maybe you need to look that word up. Also because this country is free you are able to post your opinion on a public message board without any fear of how unnecessary you think it is.

    Yeah, I agree america is free. That's the point of why we don't need a "pledge". Why do we even have it? Again, if you don't do it...then what? Nothing right? So it's unnecessary. If you want to declare your america love all day every day, you can do that without any sort of pledge.


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    can't get the ticker to work, but I have two sons:

    Baby RJ, born 1/25/2014



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  • EVA116EVA116 member
    edited October 2014
    loislayn said:
    EVA116 said:

    I have taken four virginities. Your welcome ladies. #doingmypart

     

    I read this as "dong my part".

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  • Ugh now my incorrect 'your' is quoted twice

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