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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    justAphase said:
    Oh dear god. You are not selling match.com JIT
    I'm not really sold, either. Definitely not convinced to spend any money on this damn site. Wtf.



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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    I have noticed the older a man is, the more adamantly he wants children. 



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  • lildevil968lildevil968 member
    I just heard my name come up in a conversation about escorting 35 2nd graders to an event that we are hosting tomorrow. Thats gonna be like herding cats. I think I know when my next sick day is gonna be!

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    Holls2011 said:
    As the weather cools in the morning, it is harder and harder for me to get out of bed.  
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  • littlestjerrylittlestjerry member
    I've offered DS the world for a potty poop too. He actually pooped on the potty once, we went straight to target to buy a toy, and he's never done it again. So demoralizing.



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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    Uhh, Stupid Dad just showed up on Match. It says he was active within the last 5 days. Awkward.



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  • angelashlyangelashly member
    jesuisfatiguee said:

    Uhh, Stupid Dad just showed up on Match. It says he was active within the last 5 days. Awkward.

    WTAF something smells fishy about him and the situation


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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    I am... kind of stunned? 

    I mean, it's possible that he accidentally opened the site (he did this once in my presence early on - typed an M instead of N for Netflix). Maybe it keeps him logged in, and opening the page counts as "active" on the site?

    Or maybe he's a fucking liar who lies???

    I am so confused.



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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    He doesn't work out and he only cooks mac n cheese, but the rest seems pretty representative of who he is. I guess. 



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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    ScoutNumbers05 said:
    Wait, did Cute Dad turn to Stupid Dad? Shit, I missed something.
    He phone dumped me for his ex-wife (twice within a week), so... yeah. Stupid Dad. 



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  • bearfootzbearfootz member
    I was having a kind of crappy day until I finally went to the rr and realized that my hair looks pretty darn good. Is that crappy of me to brag about or can we celebrate me finally having a good hair day for first time in my life?

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    About me  2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!

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    TyrannosaurusLex said:
    TyrannosaurusLex said:
    I just have to mention that there are a lot of really cute kids around my new neighborhood that make it really hard to remember our TTC timeline. DH and I both need to keep reminding ourselves no unprotected sex until he finishes his master's. Go away adorable children and stop messing with my hormones! (TB helps my urges, since you all are candid about the not fun parts of TTC, pregnancy and babies. Thanks for that.)
    You're welcome?

    I know, that sounds like a weird thing to thank people for, but seriously it's helpful. That was a real "thank you"
    Idk it just read to me like "thanks for posting about your hot mess of a life for me to read to remind me of how I'm going to do things better"

    Eh, I didn't read it like that. Now if she looked at my kids and said "those two are good birth control for me", then I might get a little offended...actually BIL just said that to us the other night when DH and I clunked our heads together when we both went to get our kid out from under the restaurant table. He probably had a valid point though.

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    About me  2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!

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  • EVA116EVA116 member

    Oh an my kitchen sink exploded and is water was all over this morning.

     

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    TyrannosaurusLex said:

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    Bonzo2011 said:

    I just have to mention that there are a lot of really cute kids around my new neighborhood that make it really hard to remember our TTC timeline. DH and I both need to keep reminding ourselves no unprotected sex until he finishes his master's. Go away adorable children and stop messing with my hormones! (TB helps my urges, since you all are candid about the not fun parts of TTC, pregnancy and babies. Thanks for that.)

    You're welcome?



    I know, that sounds like a weird thing to thank people for, but seriously it's helpful. That was a real "thank you"
    Idk it just read to me like "thanks for posting about your hot mess of a life for me to read to remind me of how I'm going to do things better"

    I didn't read it that way at all and people often say that here. I know I have in the past. I get baby fever and then come here and remember why I'm ok with my lo.


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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    EVA116 said:

    My Dare officer shot himself in the foot.

    Oh and I won the DARE essay contest. Yep. I am awesome.

    Bringing back the DARE talk. Alright!!! 



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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    PrivacyWanted said:
    Stupid Dad is such a douche canoe.

    I really, really, really think you've dodged a bullet JIT.  Maybe you should put a warning up on one of those "beware of this a*hole" sites, I'm assuming those are still around
    I wouldn't do that without hearing his side first. I don't know what to think.



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    reallywordsy said:
    Two kids home from school today. Got the call from DC yesterday to pick them up. 

    Pretty sure it is HFM. H's poor throat has yucky sores. 

    Sigh. Poor babies. 

    @reallywordsy I hope your beautiful girls feel better soon.
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    guiltypleasures said:
     I'm drunk before lunch. I feel acomplished.
    Wish I could join you.  We have a VP visiting tomorrow and eveyone's freaking out. I keep teling them to calm the fuck down because the office manager (me) has everything under control.
    (:|
    I worked extra hard last week so that I could take today off without feeling bad. My job can suck it right now. I have vodka, Matt Smith, and salted caramel apples. Life is good.
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