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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    jesuisfatiguee said:
    I'm talking to a lot of Patricks on Tinder.

    And I mean… A LOT of Patricks.
    Exactly how many Patricks is a lot? I really need to know. Maybe it's all one Patrick? Dun, dun, dun
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    MermaidsMagic said:
    Hey @jesuisfatiguee‌ i hate your face. I just wanted to add another seemingly random fight
    You are AWFUL.

    and by awful I mean WONDERFUL.

    Okay?! Gawd.



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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    justAphase said:
    omg a bunny with bunny ears
    I was really amused. And also wondering how I never thought of it. From this day forward, I shall give bunny ears to every rabbit I encounter.
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  • EVA116EVA116 member
    Better cheddars

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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    When I hovered over this thread title, a box popped up. "1 new comment since you read this thread." No shit, I can see the fucking yellow box. When did that start?
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  • Mags748Mags748 member
    justAphase said:

    Mmmm rye chips.

    I pass the Pinah's (it might be named something else now) rye chip factory on my way home all the time. Even from the freeway you can smell when they are baking. So good.
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    rvasc said:
    jesuisfatiguee said:
    klondikebar said:
    jesuisfatiguee said:
    I'm talking to a lot of Patricks on Tinder.

    And I mean… A LOT of Patricks.
    Exactly how many Patricks is a lot? I really need to know. Maybe it's all one Patrick? Dun, dun, dun
    God, I hope not lol

    At least 4 Patricks. Possibly more. Probably more.

    One of them is a really attractive ginger.

    Like how do you take a ginger Patrick seriously?
    I don't know, I think I would seriously take him, though, given the opportunity  B-)



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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    justAphase said:
    Damn, I thought I was in the drinking thread.
    Aren't they all drinking threads at this point?
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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    Wait, what happened to bears underwear?
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    BunkinMama said:

    Dick theory: the lower the balls hang the larger it gets when hard.

    Truth

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    Someone please go on amazon and search for "bear in underwear." Tell me what pops up on the first page.
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    I'm drunk. And I quit my job. So I'll have more time for you drunk skanks!

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

    image

    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 
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  • klondikebarklondikebar member

    PrivacyWanted said:
    Someone please go on amazon and search for "bear in underwear." Tell me what pops up on the first page.
    Well you know you've got your children's books and .... Wtf. Fishnets men's crotchless undies.
    Yay! You did it for me @privacywanted. I really wasn't expecting that on the first page. And a full shaft and balls showing too. Whee!
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    jesuisfatiguee said:

    I'm talking to a lot of Patricks on Tinder.


    And I mean… A LOT of Patricks.
    Patricks did not turn out well for me. Just thought id share. Life twins and all

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 
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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    edited October 2014
    jesuisfatiguee said:
    @MermaidsMagic it was you who told me to join OkCupid, right? Because so far, the men are super charming.
    So is he just fishing for a bootie pic?

    edit: Is it bootie or booty?
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    @sleepjesus has a great ass.
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    My ass is alright, I guess. Lovers have oft complimented it, sometimes to my puzzlement.



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  • caladpi02caladpi02 member
    PrivacyWanted said:

    I don't understand why that comes up

    @PrivacyWanted‌ Bear is a slang term for older, chubby, hairy gay men. In SF the gay bars have flags for their subtypes. The Bear bars are brown and yellow rainbows.
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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    I almost forgot about the lunar eclipse. Thanks @3peat
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  • Bythebeach09Bythebeach09 member
    Just finished reading this. Well done, guys!


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