Hey guys. Hey.

theseaword

I like drama that occurs on the board, in the form of funny posts. Like BMB battles. But wtf am I supposed to do with vague callouts? If you don't want the rest of the board involved in the drama, don't post about it. If you do want us bystanders involved, then post the fucking details. This isn't middle school.

thebanich

There is always bump drama...

vandelay

Yeah, I get that RL drama between friends will sometimes spill over onto the board, but JFC with the dramatic vagueness.  Say it or don't say it.  Don't just kinda sorta say it.

ASmallWonder

Drama?  Fine.  "X person was fucked over in a way I will not state by...people...there are...issues.  You all should know that's why I'm leaving."  Ok except no one knows why you're leaving (that's a general "you").  

If anyone is really at their wit's end and feels like some people here aren't worthy to be friends with anyone - if you TRULY feel that way - say it.  Say "Poster'sName did this specifically shitty thing and I think it's important you all know so you can run it down if you care or reevaluate how you handle things with this person."  Or whatever.

All we get out of this is peeps be mad.  Which is fine.  I get it.  But don't put it out there like a PSA.  A PSA that's written in Chinese.

bearfootz

WasNotWas

Is this the drinking thread?

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theseaword

I think this is a bumpjackie conspiracy, well-timed to keep us from snarking on her app thread.

vandelay

rvasc said:

In west Philadelphia born and raised...

Vaguebumping!!!1!!1!!!!111!!!!!!!

NotSharknado

I'm drinking

insertclevername

I joined the Biggest Loser at work.  I want to win, because competitive.  That means no extra calories for booze.  10 weeks with no booze!!!!!!!

NotSharknado

insertclevername said:

I joined the Biggest Loser at work.  I want to win, because competitive.  That means no extra calories for booze.  10 weeks with no booze!!!!!!!

T&Ps

BluepointToasted

I starving. And also trying to cut my alcohol intake waaaayyy back. I want a burger and a beer.

panicked228

I'm logging in for the first time in a number of years to say one thing- 

Fuck you, CG. 

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Larry Stylinson

Fun fact: The Wanted fans are bitches and are welcome to choke on a dick.

CG is a The Wanted fan.

jesuisfatiguee

What the fuck is happening?

NeneCakies

Starts with fresh, rhymes with bell.

jesuisfatiguee

Did someone really stay logged out for years and lurk, waiting for this opportunity? That is kind of amazing, if not disturbing. 

bearfootz

katnhiding said:

My guess is that it's people from her BMB whom she deleted on FB and they haven't logged into the bump in some time but they are discussing her unfriending on FB. That is coming from the siggy tickers with the same approximate kid ages of 4 years __ months.

Oooh, very NCIS

SpaceGirlSpiff

JESUS

TAKE

THEWHEEL.

jesuisfatiguee

pobrecita said:

Obviously it's someone from FB who got the bat signal. Haven't you guys learned anything?

It's funnier to pretend it happened the other way, though. Creepy/lurker/stalker way. 

jesuisfatiguee

Gawd, you people with your logic and shit.

vandelay

NellyBluth said:

Still laffin.

jesuisfatiguee

Laughing again.

NotSharknado

I don't like any of this.

panicked228

I fixed it. I didn't know we could go all guns a-blazin' now.

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jesuisfatiguee

@mcbenny how do you feel about the heavy-breathing cat?

vandelay

@nellybluth, have you gotten started on your collection of secret attic cats yet?

NotSharknado

cruelsound said:

Cats are assholes.

Why isn't there more dog talk around here?

NotSharknado

NotSharknado

vandelay

NotSharknado

gwinny said:

NotSharknado said:

cruelsound said:

Cats are assholes.

Why isn't there more dog talk around here?

Because they're dumbshits?

SpaceGirlSpiff

Team KITTEH

EVA116

Hey everyone. I was reading but got confused with @justAphase‌ arrows.

EVA116

There was no where to go!!!

klondikebar

I'm glad to see it's business as usual around here.

I'd like a litter trained dog that enjoys alone time and requires no walking.  I have people in my home allergic to both cats and dogs so no more animals for us anyways.

jesuisfatiguee

NotSharknado said:

I laughed so hard.