You can still ship Larry without investing your heart and soul in it. I mean, I'll keep reading fanfics. But I will not let myself get so emotionally invested ever again. That way lies heartbreak, friends. Proceed with caution.
It's really hard for me to believe that all the innuendo, the looks, the touches, the secret signals to each other, the interview where they literally joke about having anal sex with each other was just them being really good friends and playing up a haha bromance. It's almost impossible for me to believe they never dated, so I can't believe anything crazy groupie says.
DS is 1DAF
"I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
I don't really know much about groupies. She just follows the band around, but isn't friends with them and still has to sneak to their floor? So...just a more dedicated fangirl who might have banged Zayn?
DS is 1DAF
"I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
I know I'm in the minority here but from the beginning I've always had an easier time believing Harry is gay that I have Louis.
I do feel very sorry for this girl (not even a girl--she's 29). She has spent four years following them around the world. She says she's good friends with them but Zayn at least has not been very kind to her. She told us about one night when she thought she was going to fuck him, but he told her to go suck Oli's dick while he banged her friend. So she did.
She was all by herself at the hotel with no place to stay. She made it up to the private lounge because she had an old key card. I have no idea where or with whom she slept, but she turned up in the restaurant this morning, alone, in the same clothes she was wearing last night.
But the thing is, she has spent time with them at a time when they would have had no reason to conceal any feelings they might have for each other. 2011 was prime Larry time. And she had no reason to lie about it. I believe mgmt is capable of a lot, but they didn't plant a washed-up groupie in a hotel bar for the sole purpose of convincing to old fangirls that Larry isn't real.
Also, one time she was going to bang Niall but got cockblocked by security. She was like, "how awesome would it be to say you fucked 2/5?" And MBK and I were like, "Girl, aim high. 5/5 or bust."
She can't be that close with them if none of them give a shit if she has a place to stay and shower and change clothes right? And she wasn't with them last night obviously. So what does "spending time with them" even mean? That's what I don't get. If it means she gets to have sex with Zayn when he's not pawning her off on someone else, I don't see how she would really have much to say on Larry or the boys' sexuality or anything really.
I guess what I'm saying is, unless she's there night after night in their little parties back at the hotel room or when they, for example, go bowling after the show, how is she much different than anyone else, if not just sadder and with less of a life?
DS is 1DAF
"I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
I'm not off the ship completely--I'll still have fun with it and read fanfics and stuff, but I am definitely taking a step back. I was just gutted this morning. No one should feel that way over boybanders.
I still have such mixed feelings about all this. I don't NEED Larry to be real, but it sure is fun the watch it all play out. And I don't think you can deny those looks/glances/gazes. I also don't know how much I trust a washed up, 29 year old groupie with crazy eyes... But I trust @scoutkate on this.
Also, saving texts from 2011 is, as my coworker would say, 10 carat cray cray.
Like she's been using the same phone. Pics can be transferred over as well as contacts but I've always lost old messages when i got a new phone. I don't apple though so iPhone users can confirm.
Unless it was screenshots. Which are easily manipulated.
There’s a lightningin your eyes I can't deny Then there’s me inside a sinkingboat running out of time Without you I'll never make it out alive But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
Also, saving texts from 2011 is, as my coworker would say, 10 carat cray cray.
Like she's been using the same phone. Pics can be transferred over as well as contacts but I've always lost old messages when i got a new phone. I don't apple though so iPhone users can confirm.
Unless it was screenshots. Which are easily manipulated.
I was thinking this as well. And even if she was hanging on to her iPhone 2 from 2011, texts are easy to fake as well. I don't know.
I still have such mixed feelings about all this. I don't NEED Larry to be real, but it sure is fun the watch it all play out. And I don't think you can deny those looks/glances/gazes. I also don't know how much I trust a washed up, 29 year old groupie with crazy eyes... But I trust @scoutkate on this.
We need some vintage Larry gifs, stat.
I therefore think that Larry's nonexistence is her personal opinion because she just wants them to be interested in her. Not trying to be funny; I think she might actually have issues. It makes me really sad.
I therefore think that Larry's nonexistence is her personal opinion because she just wants them to be interested in her. Not trying to be funny; I think she might actually have issues. It makes me really sad.
If that was her MO I feel like she would have claimed that Louis is the non-straight one, not Harry.
She is obsessed with Harry it seems. I can't imagine that she actually knows them like she says she does because her ig is creepy with the amount of sexual references towards harry. I can't imagine they are friends. It looks like maybe she randomly had an "In" maybe at one point (possible friend of friend?). She just seems kind of like a stalker obsessed weirdo. She has their posters on her wall. She's almost 30. It's weird.
She is obsessed with Harry. She said that Harry ruined her life. She said he makes fun of her for wanting to fuck him. I asked if he was like, "Na na na na na, you want to fuck me!" And she said, pretty much.
I'm guessing she knew them casually at once point, banged Zayn (and apparently whoever he wants her to bang...eww), and subsequently creeped the rest of them out enough to not be allowed on their floor or invited to their after-show activities.
How does she afford all the traveling if she's not traveling with the band? Bangs the crew enough to get a pity plane ticket?
If everything she's saying is true, it's only evidence for me of my earlier theory that even though Larry may have been/is real, Louis isn't truly out to anyone, not even to Harry or himself. That the only time he acknowledges that part of himself is when he's actually in bed with Harry.
To be honest, this is giving me feels like I need to take a step back. Which is good. Larry was honestly getting in the way of my work there for a while.
If everything she's saying is true, it's only evidence for me of my earlier theory that even though Larry may have been/is real, Louis isn't truly out to anyone, not even to Harry or himself. That the only time he acknowledges that part of himself is when he's actually in bed with Harry.
And that's either really sad, or maybe it's just more nuanced. Maybe he truly likes being in heterosexual relationships, and likes sex with Harry at the same time. Not unheard of, and not nefarious if Eleanor is aware and accepts it. Which is possible.
They need to find an awesome woman they can have a healthy love triangle with. They will love her genuinely, return to being cheeky, affectionate BFFs, and bone all the time without worrying about having to make it more than what it is. She will bear their children with no idea of who the biological father is. She will tour with them and become best friends with Lou. They will be papped walking hand in hand, wearing babies and scarves. They will give interviews talking about how yes, their life is unconventional, but it's perfect for them and they've never been happier in their lives. It will be beautiful.
Re: You can run, but you can't hide Larry
I know I'm in the minority here but from the beginning I've always had an easier time believing Harry is gay that I have Louis.
I do feel very sorry for this girl (not even a girl--she's 29). She has spent four years following them around the world. She says she's good friends with them but Zayn at least has not been very kind to her. She told us about one night when she thought she was going to fuck him, but he told her to go suck Oli's dick while he banged her friend. So she did.
She was all by herself at the hotel with no place to stay. She made it up to the private lounge because she had an old key card. I have no idea where or with whom she slept, but she turned up in the restaurant this morning, alone, in the same clothes she was wearing last night.
But the thing is, she has spent time with them at a time when they would have had no reason to conceal any feelings they might have for each other. 2011 was prime Larry time. And she had no reason to lie about it. I believe mgmt is capable of a lot, but they didn't plant a washed-up groupie in a hotel bar for the sole purpose of convincing to old fangirls that Larry isn't real.
We need some vintage Larry gifs, stat.
Unless it was screenshots. Which are easily manipulated.
Harry Styles = Life Ruiner
There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
Without you I'll never make it out alive
But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing
Not trying to be funny; I think she might actually have issues. It makes me really sad.
I'm guessing she knew them casually at once point, banged Zayn (and apparently whoever he wants her to bang...eww), and subsequently creeped the rest of them out enough to not be allowed on their floor or invited to their after-show activities.
How does she afford all the traveling if she's not traveling with the band? Bangs the crew enough to get a pity plane ticket?
If everything she's saying is true, it's only evidence for me of my earlier theory that even though Larry may have been/is real, Louis isn't truly out to anyone, not even to Harry or himself. That the only time he acknowledges that part of himself is when he's actually in bed with Harry.
To be honest, this is giving me feels like I need to take a step back. Which is good. Larry was honestly getting in the way of my work there for a while.