You can run, but you can't hide Larry

GR8TDANEMOM · September 2014

I've been panicking all afternoon because the old thread was messed up. Thank god I came here to lurk and found the new one! Can't wait to here about the concert tomorrow. My dog is having a puppy in the morning and if it's a boy I'm seriously considering naming it Harry!

scoutkate · September 2014

Update: still no sightings of the boys but their trainer Mark was in the gym with us and then Mack rode the elevator with him.

mmdd20 · September 2014

Wait, did MBK deactivate too? Or is she so busy playing with Harry's hair that she is just MIA?

scoutkate · September 2014

We are now thinking that only Liam and Niall are here, plus the team.

scoutkate · September 2014

Josh just walked into the pool where we are.

gwenyfar · September 2014

I have once again been drawn into a post about these fine young gentlemen. I may just have to listen to them now. Help.

GR8TDANEMOM · September 2014

I hope the concert is amazing and I can't wait to hear all about it!

taggiecb · September 2014

Harry is such a beautiful human being, and it is so obvious in everything he does. But this is why he need Louis to be his second half. This is why, even if it is just by a fraction, Louis is my #1.

https://tracedust.tumblr.com/post/41036461474/louis-told-us-to-fuck-off-hahaha

carrotcake06 · September 2014

Have so much fun tonight ladies!!

scoutkate · September 2014

Larry is not real and I am not okay.

olp920 · September 2014

There has to be more explanation!

wesleycrusher · September 2014

What is happening here?!?

littlestjerry · September 2014

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

littlestjerry · September 2014

Maybe @scoutkate is just punking us!!

wesleycrusher · September 2014

Srsly worst post and run EVER

scoutkate · September 2014

Sorry to p&r. It's a really long story but MBK and I met a groupie at the bar last night who has known them all since pre-XF tour. She says Harry is "heteroflexible" but Louis is straight and Elounor is real.

We have really good reason to believe she knows what she's talking about.

So that's that.

/thread

mrebecca · September 2014

Bollocks!

mrebecca · September 2014

Did she make eye contact? Was her voice higher pitched than normally? Could you see her palms as she spoke?

scoutkate · September 2014

Oh, and Gryles is really a thing.

Hesterlicious · September 2014

Sorry to p&r. It's a really long story but MBK and I met a groupie at the bar last night who has known them all since pre-XF tour. She says Harry is "heteroflexible" but Louis is straight and Elounor is real.

We have really good reason to believe she knows what she's talking about.

So that's that.

/thread

Maybe that's what she's supposed to tell you.

littlestjerry · September 2014

This is the worst day of my life

littlestjerry · September 2014

Ok but how could we have misread the situation so badly?

mrebecca · September 2014

I'm in denial. Forever.

mrebecca · September 2014

I'll believe nothing else while Modest manages them.

littlestjerry · September 2014

So, Bread left, Nelly left, mobile sucks and the Larry thread has officially ruined my life.

GBCB.

scoutkate · September 2014

She knew Louis (and Harry) pre-Eleanor. She doesn't think it's out of the question that H&L have fooled around a time or two in the distant past, but having seen them together more recently she says there are no romantic feelings there and no sexual tension--they're just not into each other that way. And Louis and Eleanor are in a legit relationship. Louis apparently cheated on Hannah with another (female) XF contestant but to her knowledge has never cheated on Eleanor.

She used to bang Zayn regularly and more recently has been banging Preston. She also said that Zayn is bi--one of her guy friends apparently fucked Zayn like the very next day after she did. She showed us texts from Zayn all the way back to 2011. Apparently he has a very pretty penis.

I know texts can be faked but this was a very long con if so. And other things she said checked out--like the fact that they all follow her on twitter except for Harry. She also told us last night that they were going bowling after the show, and sure enough they did.

She was definitely kind of crazy but I believe her. I'll let MBK speak for herself.

mrebecca · September 2014

There is only one explanation for all of this: Harry is female.

Monkeybabe · September 2014

I don't believe anything until they're out from under Modest.

NNGnome · September 2014

If she was really that good of a friend, mm would have got to her too,making sure she didn't out Larry. The end

wesleycrusher · September 2014

So i can honestly believe that they're not in a relationship but there is no way I can believe louis is straight. NO WAY.

Also add me to the list of those that dont like SMG.

littlestjerry · September 2014

I need to hear from MBK! And @jsgrl613‌ while we're at it!!!!!!

scoutkate · September 2014

So we just caused so much havoc in the hotel.

We took MBK's Larry cutouts on a tour of the hotel. They tended bar, stood behind the front desk, and took selfies with fangirls and hotel staff.

The Ritz Carlton loves us and the fangirls are already tweeting the pics.

Monkeybabe · September 2014

I love you guys so hard right now, lol.

Monkeybabe · September 2014

Fucking Zayn is one thing, debunking Larry is another. Zayn is supposed to be the bad boy, fucker of girls, right?

mrebecca · September 2014

Yeah well I did Zayn too so there.

Hesterlicious · September 2014

lrachelle80 said:

mrebecca said:
Yeah well I did Zayn too so there.
Wait what?

She didn't.

But I did.

scoutkate · September 2014

Mackalien13 said:
Y'all are legit blowing up on twitter

Are we really?

mmdd20 · September 2014

I refuse to believe Louis is straight. Now excuse me while I spend the next two hours watchin Larry clips on YouTube and restoring my faith in all that I believe. How dare you @scoutkate !!

scoutkate · September 2014

piperanne said:
@scoutkate‌ how are you handling the news?

I've gone through most of the stages of grief already. Hopefully I'll achieve acceptance soon. But MBK and Mack can confirm that I woke up in a very bad place, emotionally.

mmdd20 · September 2014

Ugh, @scoutkate you were always my rock when MBK had her doubts. Whatever will we do now that you have abandoned ship??

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