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waldothewiener1 · September 2014

https://elitedaily.com/news/world/mother-vagina-cookies-second-graders-sends-teacher-e-mail/767638/

This was posted on parenting today, the last line of the email made me swear out loud

waldothewiener1 · September 2014

I'd be so humiliated if I were her kid

RachelCA29 · September 2014

usernameedit said:

waldothewiener1 said:

https://elitedaily.com/news/world/mother-vagina-cookies-second-graders-sends-teacher-e-mail/767638/

This was posted on parenting today, the last line of the email made me swear out loud

WHAAAAAAT!?!?!?! I can't... too much...That woman should be ashamed... disgusting.... Now I'm pissed...

That email was horrific! And the worst part about people like that is if someone showed up with penis shaped cookies she would probably call CPS. What an f-ing hypocrite.

ETA: autocorrect does not like the word penis.

Kaylee524 · September 2014

draculaspointer said:

Kaylee524 said:

yogasailmomma said:

I'm just going to leave this here.

https://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/

:-<
I've got no words for that...

This lady offends me as a geek, a woman, and a Christian. I'll risk the bingo card by saying I feel bad for her children, especially if any of them are girls.

People like this give ALL republicans/christians a bad name. What an idiot! Of course the article (and some interpretation) is from what I consider a far left leaning site. If I was just reading her "work", I may have a few different interpretations...but that isnt the point. She's nuts: that is the point!

Sorry, because your post made me think of it - Hermione FTW.

Kaylee524 · September 2014

RachelCA29 said:

waldothewiener1 said:

https://elitedaily.com/news/world/mother-vagina-cookies-second-graders-sends-teacher-e-mail/767638/ This was posted on parenting today, the last line of the email made me swear out loud

WHAAAAAAT!?!?!?! I can't... too much...That woman should be ashamed... disgusting.... Now I'm pissed...
That email was horrific! And the worst part about people like that is if someone showed up with penis shaped cookies she would probably call CPS. What an f-ing hypocrite. ETA: autocorrect does not like the word penis.

WTAF? I was amused by the email because of her ignorance and terrible grasp of spelling and grammar ... until the last sentence. Seriously, who says that?

dogsombrero · September 2014

Wow Lady bits cookies mom is BSC! I need a good laugh since Dude thinks its hilarious fun to wake up/ stay up from 2-5:30 every morning these days. I'm heading back to the Cat GIF thread or maybe I'll look for some more McBenny gold.

waldothewiener1 · September 2014

ljbreck said:

Wow Lady bits cookies mom is BSC! I need a good laugh since Dude thinks its hilarious fun to wake up/ stay up from 2-5:30 every morning these days. I'm heading back to the Cat GIF thread or maybe I'll look for some more McBenny gold.

I'm keeping my eye out for you!

dogsombrero · September 2014

waldothewiener1 ILY

dogsombrero · September 2014

Found some mcbenny fun: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443250/that-feeling#latest

yvanehtnioj · September 2014

becole42 said:

Bookmark being pregnant sucks !!!!!!!!! *trigger* insensitivity to loss - This has crazy drama, an idiotic OP and two white knights. It's pretty crazy.
Okay so the copy and paste to the link didn't work... https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12428169/being-pregnant-sucks

OH. My. God. The OP came back and wrote this horrible, incoherent response that went way above & beyond her original post. She basically says she knows lots of women would love to be in her shoes but if god doesn't want them to be pregnant then that's not her problem. Wow. OP acted like one of the most ignorant stupid twats I have ever seen on TB.

dogsombrero · September 2014

jsquaree said:

So I found this on the interwebz today.

I just can't even.

waldothewiener1 · September 2014

jsquaree said:

So I found this on the interwebz today.

...wat

bazingaa · September 2014

jsquaree said:

Don't worry, guise. I found an article. https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1974596

Oh my gosh. What is wrong with people?!

Emmagk · September 2014

this one thinks she turned the toilet seat blue with her tots prego pee

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12447381/deleted#latest

there's a QFP further down page 1 of the original post

waldothewiener1 · September 2014

I'm walking to class and I passed some guy talking to his friend and he said "sandpaper dick for you tonight." What do you suppose that means?

waldothewiener1 · September 2014

yvanehtnioj said:

becole42 said:

becole42 said:
Bookmark
being pregnant sucks !!!!!!!!!

*trigger* insensitivity to loss - This has crazy drama, an idiotic OP and two white knights. It's pretty crazy.
Okay so the copy and paste to the link didn't work...

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12428169/being-pregnant-sucks

OH. My. God. The OP came back and wrote this horrible, incoherent response that went way above & beyond her original post. She basically says she knows lots of women would love to be in her shoes but if god doesn't want them to be pregnant then that's not her problem. Wow. OP acted like one of the most ignorant stupid twats I have ever seen on TB.

WHAT

MerryLove · September 2014

athn64 said:

waldothewiener1 said:

I'm walking to class and I passed some guy talking to his friend and he said "sandpaper dick for you tonight." What do you suppose that means?

Must. Not. Google. I have no idea, but the temptation is strong.

Well, I had to google it. According to Urban Dictionary it means "When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper." That just sounds terrible for everyone involved.

RachelCA29 · September 2014

I've been checking in on May 15 for entertainment, they seem to have a lot of crazies pop up. Someone posted a BF vs FF poll and it is shockingly pleasant and non-dramatic. Even the posters are commenting on how they thought it would explode. I guess I'll have to move on to June 15 now ...

waldothewiener1 · September 2014

RachelCA29 said:
I've been checking in on May 15 for entertainment, they seem to have a lot of crazies pop up. Someone posted a BF vs FF poll and it is shockingly pleasant and non-dramatic. Even the posters are commenting on how they thought it would explode. I guess I'll have to move on to June 15 now ...

Lame. I find the BF vs. FF debates particularly entertaining.

My guess for the sandpaper thing was that he slept with someone so dirty that he needed sandpaper to clean his wiener. Lol.

The beach thing makes more sense since this college is right on one of the finger lakes.

bossyferg · September 2014

Got a chuckle out of this one...
Bookmark
Speaking of weirdos

bossyferg · September 2014

Ugh how do i link it? Ahhh its in parenting

waldothewiener1 · September 2014

If you're on mobile you would hold down the thread till an option to copy comes up

bossyferg · September 2014

Bookmark Speaking of weirdos 1234
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NotSharknado
September 23

Eta: still can't figure it out...

spacepotatoes · September 2014

Wow, I got so behind on all the dramaz! Judging by some of the thread titles, I may be better off avoiding a few of them. Sometimes, the crazy pisses me off instead of entertaining me.

Kaylee524 · September 2014

waldothewiener1 said:

becole42 said:

Bookmark being pregnant sucks !!!!!!!!! *trigger* insensitivity to loss - This has crazy drama, an idiotic OP and two white knights. It's pretty crazy.
Okay so the copy and paste to the link didn't work... https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12428169/being-pregnant-sucks

OH. My. God. The OP came back and wrote this horrible, incoherent response that went way above & beyond her original post. She basically says she knows lots of women would love to be in her shoes but if god doesn't want them to be pregnant then that's not her problem. Wow. OP acted like one of the most ignorant stupid twats I have ever seen on TB.
WHAT

So I'm late to this party, but OP can eff right off with that shit. I'm glad she got banned. What a horrible person.

bazingaa · September 2014

Totally NBR, but for some lighthearted laughs.... https://latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2014/09/24/author-sues-disney-frozen-for-250-million-claims-movie-copied-her-life-story/

FlemDance · September 2014

@jsquaree‌ I have a bump crush on you for posting that.

Let me borrow that top.

FlemDance · September 2014

@jsquaree‌ only after we get some Cunningham muffins!

spacepotatoes · September 2014

becole42 said:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12445329/stop-being-nasty#latest Lolz guise

This one is pure gold. An idiot OP, an even dumber WK, and Banker! I am so excited for her, she was one of my TTGP crushes. I loved and feared her at the same time.

dp1320 · September 2014

@becole42 .... HE vagueposted about (married) guy bumpee snapchatting a picture of his goods to another (former) bumpee and it started a mess...I stopped following after page 19 so I don't know what happened to get the thread deleted.

CamrynnsMommy · September 2014

@becole42‌ what @DH09072012‌ said, but it was deleted because said married guy's wife is an irregular bumpie and because personal info was shared. I assume they didn't want her to find out her H was showing his goods to other women via TB.

waldothewiener1 · September 2014

GDI I missed this?!?!?!?!

yvanehtnioj · September 2014

I love Parenting but am kinda scared to post over there...shit gets REAL.

apinkpelican · September 2014

FlemDance said:
@jsquaree‌ only after we get some Cunningham muffins!

CamrynnsMommy · September 2014

MK1013 said:
I better go check this board out. Come on ladies, us M14 mamas are pros at this parenting thing, they NEED us!!!

Pretty sure once they find out you're from M14 they'll shun you, they hate us after glider-gate.

spacepotatoes · September 2014

CamrynnsMommy said:

I better go check this board out. Come on ladies, us M14 mamas are pros at this parenting thing, they NEED us!!!
Pretty sure once they find out you're from M14 they'll shun you, they hate us after glider-gate.

Yeah, I have zero interest in Parenting after that. They are not the Cool Kids I want to join.

FlemDance · September 2014

jsquaree said:
@FlemDance‌ @KellyQ116

And now Stepbrothers gif?! Be still my heart...

dogsombrero · September 2014

I'd like to think that I wouldn't get shunned based on the month my spawn ejected but this is the bump- it never forgets.

CamrynnsMommy · September 2014

draculaspointer said:
Im on Parenting a lot as a lurker and occasional poster. I wasnt around for glider-gate so dont really know what went down / outside responses. There's some strange stuff going down over there the past few weeks...its kinda a scary time! But, I havent been shunned by being a May mom....yet. Now Im outing myself though, so we shall see!

If you weren't around for glider-gate, you're safe.

Nikkidoll15 · September 2014

What the eff is glider-gate?

Please tell

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