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jack12trip · September 2014

I am embarassed to admit that I get a Brazilian and pedicure every time before I see the OB.

I expect that like a relationship, this might stop happening once we start seeing each other more often...

lisap0924 · September 2014

I did not see a symptoms thread. I'm hoping I didn't just miss it.

Anyway. I had sex this afternoon. Yay! It's been like 6 weeks.
I'm all crampy now tho

I'm trying not to freak out, but I kinda am. No blood and the cramps are not severe, so I know I am ok. Just trying to convince my brain.

I also have lower back pain. I've got my feet up and I am drinking extra water.

goofygoff · September 2014

@meladoriestar Wow. GL with them. I would need ALL OF THE BOOZE to handle that. Though, that would definitely make it even more difficult for me to keep my yap shut. Damn.

Randoms, I has them.

D, my BFF and I went to the Oddball Comedy Fest last night. So many ROFLcopters! Louis CK, Sarah Silverman, Aziz Ansari, Chris Hardwick, Jeff Ross, Hannibal Buress, Demetri Martin, and Whitney Cummings. The venue was the absolute worst though. $5.50 for a soda and $13 for a tall boy of really shitty domestic beer. For once, I was happy I can't drink. Incompetent staff (this was brought up by more than one comedian, as well). One road leading in and out because it's in the sticks. The show was over at 11:00 and we got home around 1:30 (40 mile drive). It would take something completely fucking amazing to get us to ever go back to that fail of a venue.

Count me amongst the shavers, who is contemplating a first time Brazilian near her due date. It's either that or have D take over. But even though I completely trust him with my life, I don't think I want him down there with a razor.

And speaking of donuts, I have a salted caramel old fashioned waiting to be devoured once I'm not stuffed from lunch.

Oh yeah, lunch. We went to the farmers market today, and I was viciously and mercilessly attacked by the Diarrhea Demon with zero warning. My only option was a port-a-potty. And it went exactly like this:

Except in my case, it was 90 degrees out and I was in a fucking PORT-A-POTTY!

Andplusalso, I'm 15 weeks 2da!!1!

ETA: Oh and the Huskies won! GO DAWGS!

sjep922 · September 2014

@chaysefaith‌ love the announcement!

janda426 · September 2014

The people I babysit for are total stoners. The dad is an ER doctor so I guess they don't get tested. The entire upstairs reeks of weed.

transplantedhawkeye · September 2014

@chaysefaith‌ it is going to take me forever to get used to your new name.

I finally got my old maternity stuff out of storage today and I found shorts! Squeeeeee!

My order for maternity jeans also came in too so I have stuff once the weather turns colder and they feel so much better than my current pants.

And thanks for the donut talk, now I want glazed donuts but I'm not willing to get out in the heat and humidity. Damn you all.

Sugarplum0217 · September 2014

Everyone considering getting Brazilians DO IT! Yes it will most likely hurt more while pregnant, be aware but it's so fabulous. Look into finding a 'speed waxer', I have a friend at my salon who does mine and it's over in 5 minutes flat. A little aloe after will help any uncomfortable feeling. It sucks having to grow it out while starting to get waxed regularly but after time the hair grows slower and way less grow in. Thanks for the tips on doing it right before delivery I would have never thought about that!

I'm bummed I haven't been able to post on the randoms lately since by the time I catch up its so late the next day's is usually starting!

My only random for the day is that we went to ikea today and got a bunch of cabinets for our house so I can start getting things more organized and prepped for more stuff in the house! Now we're home and working on the baby registry doing some research! It's so hot here I'm melting, is it fall yet?!?!

janda426 · September 2014

Am I the only one who shaves down there and has never needed a Brazilian? Everyone else says shaving causes more ingrown hairs but I've never had any issues. I don't know that I could ever get over the fear of hot wax ripping on my lady bits lol

Although shaving before delivery should be interesting. And I don't think I trust H to do it lol

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Whitfry · September 2014

Kraft dinner with radishes. Really? Radishes? All I want is more kraft dinner with radishes.

transplantedhawkeye · September 2014

Whitfry said:

Kraft dinner with radishes. Really? Radishes? All I want is more kraft dinner with radishes.

Unusual, but doesn't sound off putting. I am intruigued.

wendyld · September 2014

You guys, I have been so swamped with work stuff (and taking it home/working until 1 AM) the last few days that I feel like I haven't gotten to play around at all. I didn't even attempt to open yesterday's random thread. I knew I couldn't do it.

I hope you are all having a great weekend. It's rainy here, so we are having a little bit of a lazy weekend. After I finally submitted the stuff I have been working on, we went to try to pick out tile. It's so frustrating because none of the places will just tell you the prices up front. We basically have to go back with our builder (and the builder reps only work weekdays) to get any actual information. I think we have to decide ASAP since they are doing drywall this week and that's the next step.

cinderella105 · September 2014

@wendyld‌ mees yew round here! I hope you guys find something soon and this gets easier!

071115 · September 2014

I have never had a Brazilian I waxed my legs once before we went on a trip to vegas! I hated it I much proffer shaving... I get my hubby to shave me when I get big he is more general and careful then I am. The first time that he did I fell more in live with him. I could really tell just how much he cared about me

mangomimosa · September 2014

My team is losing ATM

But in good news, H has agreed to shave for me when I can't anymore. This is excellent b/c the one time I got waxed I wanted to die the whole time. And it didn't even last 2 weeks.

transplantedhawkeye · September 2014

Why is it whenever we order from a particular Chinese restaurant, no matter what I order I always want DH's stuff more than my own? Every damn time.

wendyld · September 2014

chilibeansm0m said:

My own aw warning. High school reunion ready

I just wanted to say you look adorably pregnant, but not enormous. I don't think I ever mastered that look my whole first pregnancy.

malijo1025 · September 2014

kcbizme said:

malijo1025 said:
My DH is home for a 3 day weekend and my our daughter is in Daddy heaven. He took us to the Zoo today and did everything she wanted. I just adore watching them together. We don't get lots of time with him so we soak it up when we do. AW warning- posting a pic of them from today. He was teaching her about the animals.
What zoo are they at?

Fort Worth, Texas

LadySnowblood · September 2014

I don't know how you guys are doing it. Hauling toddlers around all the time. This shit is killing me! lol

malijo1025 · September 2014

LadySnowblood said:
I don't know how you guys are doing it. Hauling toddlers around all the time. This shit is killing me! lol

It actually isn't too tough. My DD is very helpful. She also minds well because I am a mean mommy and believe in spanking. But seriously though. Toddlers can be great one minute are crazy aliens the next. I just keep her in her stroller and keeps lots of snacks when we go on outings. Food makes everything better.

createmagic14 · September 2014

wonknessmonster said:

Man, I have to hand it to you ladies who keep up with the waxing! Last time I gave exactly zero fucks about shaving in the last few weeks. I wanted more than anything a motorized scooter. And a personal Sherpa. I guess I was also like, welp, I heard I'm going to shit on the table and that mucous plug sounds super disgusting so...everyone can deal with Sasquatch crotch. Also it was Nightmare on Elm Street down there after the birth so I was in no mood to think about my junk as anything other than THE HORROR....THE HORROR...

This is pretty much my thoughts on the situation. Glad I'm not the only one.

nannabee21 · September 2014

I'm petrified of waxing anything.. Especially my lady bits. I've forewarned DH that he may be helping me groom towards the end.

Does waxing get less painful every time you do it? I'm so curious.

nannabee21 · September 2014

EmpireRecords24 said:

nannabee21 said:
I'm petrified of waxing anything.. Especially my lady bits. I've forewarned DH that he may be helping me groom towards the end.

Does waxing get less painful every time you do it? I'm so curious.
Yep. And takes less time because you have less and less regrowth. I'm in and out in less than 5 mins, doesn't feel any worse than peeking off a sticky name tag, now, no joke.

Oh wow. That's interesting. You make it seem like it's nothing. Lol. I'm so scared to go!

kcbizme · September 2014

mangomimosa said:
My team is losing ATM

But in good news, H has agreed to shave for me when I can't anymore. This is excellent b/c the one time I got waxed I wanted to die the whole time. And it didn't even last 2 weeks.

Texas lost too.

janda426 · September 2014

Just finished the second 50 shades book. Im kind of obsessed with this series. Probably better to save that for UO Thursday

also I'm not seeing all this "promoting rape" I keep hearing about... Starting to think everyone who says that probably hasn't actually read the books.

MrsLaurenandDan · September 2014

@steph

stefmxo said:
Any other moms diagnosed with hyperemesis gravidarum? I got the official diagnosis after a hospital stay last night. Do most suffer throughout the pregnancy or do you at least get some relief?

Yep. This is my 3rd HG pregnancy. I know @StellaMakes3‌ has a history with it too. For me it usually starts getting better around 16w. It varies person to person, and can go the whole time.

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janda426 · September 2014

stefmxo said:

janda426 said:
Just finished the second 50 shades book. Im kind of obsessed with this series. Probably better to save that for UO Thursday also I'm not seeing all this "promoting rape" I keep hearing about... Starting to think everyone who says that probably hasn't actually read the books.
I read all three! They're great, not just for the smut, the romance part is good, too.

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Yeah it's definitely good for an easy read and guilty pleasure. It kills me when people think "young women" are going to be for real influenced by this obviously exaggerated story. Unless anyone's sex life is actually that insatiable. I don't think id be able to function as a person with as much sex as they have lol

transplantedhawkeye · September 2014

janda426 said:

Just finished the second 50 shades book. Im kind of obsessed with this series. Probably better to save that for UO Thursday also I'm not seeing all this "promoting rape" I keep hearing about... Starting to think everyone who says that probably hasn't actually read the books.
I read all three! They're great, not just for the smut, the romance part is good, too.
---end quote--- Yeah it's definitely good for an easy read and guilty pleasure. It kills me when people think "young women" are going to be for real influenced by this obviously exaggerated story. Unless anyone's sex life is actually that insatiable. I don't think id be able to function as a person with as much sex as they have lol

I read them all and I could not stop changing the names from Anastasia or whatever and Christian to Bella and Edward since it was orginaly a Twilight FanFic, and posted as Masters of the Universe on Fanfiction.net

I was also surprised by how tame it was compared with how everyone was reacting to it. I guess I read dirtier smut.

071115 · September 2014

I am so upset right now my H isn't answering any of my calls or texts! I have no idea what he is doing! I am furious... I haven't talked to him since 7 it's now 1030 he was supposed to be home at 8

nannabee21 · September 2014

071115 said:
I am so upset right now my H isn't answering any of my calls or texts! I have no idea what he is doing! I am furious... I haven't talked to him since 7 it's now 1030 he was supposed to be home at 8

Was he working or something?

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Whitfry · September 2014

I posted about food earlier, but I just discovered labneh today at our local farmers market and now I'm completely obsessed. It is hitting every single one of my cravings at the same time. Somebody stop me!

071115 · September 2014

nannabee21 said:

071115 said:
I am so upset right now my H isn't answering any of my calls or texts! I have no idea what he is doing! I am furious... I haven't talked to him since 7 it's now 1030 he was supposed to be home at 8
Was he working or something?

Yes he was working and still isn't home it's almost 8 am

071115 · September 2014

wonknessmonster said:

071115 said:

nannabee21 said:

071115 said:
I am so upset right now my H isn't answering any of my calls or texts! I have no idea what he is doing! I am furious... I haven't talked to him since 7 it's now 1030 he was supposed to be home at 8
Was he working or something?
Yes he was working and still isn't home it's almost 8 am
Did he call you???

Yes he said that he was so tired that he pulled over on the side of the road to take a nap or he was going to hit the ditch. I don't believe him.

wendyld · September 2014

nannabee21 said:

071115 said:
I am so upset right now my H isn't answering any of my calls or texts! I have no idea what he is doing! I am furious... I haven't talked to him since 7 it's now 1030 he was supposed to be home at 8
Was he working or something?
Yes he was working and still isn't home it's almost 8 am

Holy cow. I would be calling police/hospital at this point. I hope everything is ok.

071115 · September 2014

wonknessmonster said:
Also, is he really saying that he pulled over and slept for 12 hours?? That's ludicrous

That's what I think!! There is no way and now his phone goes straight to voice mail... I have no idea what to do. I really don't trust him. I really believe that he was with "someone"

kellbell1982 · September 2014

071115 said:

wonknessmonster said:
Also, is he really saying that he pulled over and slept for 12 hours?? That's ludicrous
That's what I think!! There is no way and now his phone goes straight to voice mail... I have no idea what to do. I really don't trust him. I really believe that he was with "someone"

Omg I would kill H if he pulled some shit like that. I wouldn't even let him in the house

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071115 · September 2014

kellbell1982 said:

071115 said:

wonknessmonster said:
Also, is he really saying that he pulled over and slept for 12 hours?? That's ludicrous
That's what I think!! There is no way and now his phone goes straight to voice mail... I have no idea what to do. I really don't trust him. I really believe that he was with "someone"
Omg I would kill H if he pulled some shit like that. I wouldn't even let him in the house

If he ever makes it home I don't want to let him in. I am beyond pissed.

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