You haven't pooped for days and only want a greasy Hardee's breakfast to get the job done, but secretly know you'll end up throwing it up rather than pooping it out:(
Can't tell if you're hungry or queasy so you think about eatting which makes u feel better, but actual eatting is good fur 2 bites then it's scared until barf time...
You sleep for 10 hours at night (with the weirdest freaking dreams), take two naps during the day and still feel like you didn't sleep enough... and cry over literally everything that is the slightest bit sad/happy/cute/frustrating/whatever. Crackers and rice chips are your best friend and veggies hate you (why, baby, why? I love salad!).
You sleep for 10 hours at night (with the weirdest freaking dreams), take two naps during the day and still feel like you didn't sleep enough... and cry over literally everything that is the slightest bit sad/happy/cute/frustrating/whatever. Crackers and rice chips are your best friend and veggies hate you (why, baby, why? I love salad!).
Um.....how do you manage to sleep for ten hours? At best my bladder gives me five hours.
The mere thought of your current food aversion makes you barfy (for me, it's eggs); you cry watching "now look who's talking"; you're so hungry when you wake up but you're afraid that actually getting out of bed will induce vomiting, so you wait.
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EDD 4.15.15
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When you wake up every single morning between 1am&2am. So hungry it makes you feel like you're going to vomit. My night stand consists of granola bars, preggie pops, a camelbak full of water, the biggest bottle of tums and the remote for netflix. I have to watch an episode of Dawson's creek to fall asleep:/
When you want to murder your husband for saying, "what you need to do is....." I know he's trying to help but damn just let me sleep all day and feel like crap in peace.
When you insanely crazy woman rage at your husband because he didn't get your text and wasn't there to meet you in the driveway to help bring the groceries in...
When you get irrationally upset when you're 16 Mos old continues to steal said saltines. Then, almost cry at his sad face when the dog in turn steals said cracker from his pudgy little hand.
When you bring empty plastic cups for the commute to work, knowing they will be filled with vomit when you arrive at the office. And the walk of shame to the trash cans to throw away said cups o' joy. Breath mint please!
OMG this is true! I can't stop touching it and I KNOW it isn't a baby bump but it FEELS better when you put a warm hand on it (I'm suffering with bubbles and what boys...)! Now I get it!
I bought a raspberry rhubarb pie at the farmers market. I HAD to have it, and I've never even liked pie. My hubby made the mistake of asking if he could have some. Dude, HANDS OFF THE PIE!
Maybe tmi? I'm always vomiting and always have to pee, so much that sometimes when I vomit violently, I pee my pants! Thank goodness I'm a stay at home mom or these wardrobe changes would be much stranger!!
I'm a little behind on this thread, and I hate that you have to go through this, but I am soooo happy I am not alone! One morning, I was vomiting so violently, I was sitting in my own pee puddle (this was already after my 1st morning pee). Good thing I was about to shower anyway lol but it's so hard when I'm at work or at someone's house and it happens :-/
Amanda (24) DH (27) TTC#1: 2/2009 with PCOS - BFP 2/2013 EDD 10.19.13 ~ DD born 10.9.13 Surprise! Baby S due 4.14.15
Maybe tmi? I'm always vomiting and always have to pee, so much that sometimes when I vomit violently, I pee my pants! Thank goodness I'm a stay at home mom or these wardrobe changes would be much stranger!!
Ever since having DD I always sit on the toilet and puke into something like the garbage can or a bowl. Actually since 3rd tri when peeing myself was no longer big news.
^ This. Wet myself at work once. Now I wear a liner, keep extra underwear and pants in the car... and always sit on the toilet and puke in the trash can.
When you wake up with super sore boobs and pray that when you check them in the bathroom that they're bigger and more jiggly... And they're not. Instead you just have super sore, still tiny boobs.
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Amanda (24) DH (27)
TTC#1: 2/2009 with PCOS - BFP 2/2013
EDD 10.19.13 ~ DD born 10.9.13
Surprise! Baby S due 4.14.15
^ This. Wet myself at work once. Now I wear a liner, keep extra underwear and pants in the car... and always sit on the toilet and puke in the trash can.
Factor V Leiden Homozygous, Advanced Maternal Age
TTC #1, 5 yrs, PCOS, Femera + Ovidrel.
IUI#3 BFP, DD 5/31/2012
TTC #2, 2 yrs, PCOS, Femera+Ovidrel
IUI#2 BFP!