You Know You're in the First Tri When...

somewheresublime86

... you wake up from a dead sleep and have to run to the bathroom and vomit. Then, have your teeth brushed and are back to bed in under two minutes.

How about everyone else?

somewheresublime86

You seriously consider asking your boss to institute a 'no fish in the microwave' rule.

Rowsdower85

You ask your husband to go find lemon flavored crackers.

(I realize it's irrational, but all I want is lemon, and all I can stomach are crackers.)

RobynB13

when you see the doctor eat fish fingers and custard and think "the man has a point... that looks delicious..." 

so does A1 and anything... 

pretty much anything that can be used as a dip combined with anything that can be dipped sounds good. 

SunnyBeachBum

...Your waistline now looks like a busted can of biscuits!!

somewheresublime86

Or lemon shortbreads? Mmm... Now I'm actually sorta hungry!

RobynB13

somewheresublime86 said:

You seriously consider asking your boss to institute a 'no fish in the microwave' rule.

we had to institute a "no kim chi- or other questionable Korean food-  in the main office" rule at work... not even pregnancy related (I'm the only female there anyways) but one of the people that had to visit our office a couple times a week couldn't stomach it lol

kmerkle1

I have to keep thinking of reasons to refuse alcohol. When an idea comes to mind, I write it down. Hah!

RobynB13

Audrey1787 said:

I'm constantly aware of where the nearest puking vessel is.

or peeing...

Rowsdower85

Trader Joe's has really thin lemon biscuits!

Looks like hubby has a stop to make on his way home!

lindzb83

When you fight to stay awake past 8 pm and you are starving and chow down to only fight to keep it down.

cperkins6

Maybe tmi? I'm always vomiting and always have to pee, so much that sometimes when I vomit violently, I pee my pants! Thank goodness I'm a stay at home mom or these wardrobe changes would be much stranger!!

Duffgurl

When you take a poop and can't stop smiling because you feel such relief.

pblge

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amt725

You feel like crap, eat something to get food in your stomach then ten minutes later feel horrible from what you just ate, even healthy snacks.

Hummingbirdbaby3

You have the face of a horny pubescent teen. 

You toot in the baby isle at target and then say something to your baby to blame him if there are people around. 

taahira

You constantly feel sick..urgh!!!

penguin4282

You hide food from your kids cause you get real stabby when they eat the whole box of something you want.

wholebunches101212

When you sleep with a body pillow between your self and your husband because your always way to hot and couldn't even think about having him touch you!



Or when puking is actually a good sign that your doing just great.

SuperFudge00

When you read that Betty White has died, research it to learn it's a hoax but still cry because the thought of her dying is sad.

Hummingbirdbaby3

kristieandjason2010 said:

When you read that Betty White has died, research it to learn it's a hoax but still cry because the thought of her dying is sad.

OMG I'd cry too!

sagehens47

When you can't stop staring at and touching your own boobs, amazed at how big they've gotten. I think I copped a feel at Costco today.

lexyandcliff

When you can't tell if it's cramping or gas going on in your stomach.

rosta89

You get up to pee at least 3 times before you actually fall asleep at night....

nursenikki80

When you wake up in the middle of the night with sweat everywhere and I mean everywhere.

tinaphoto

When you can't go grocery shopping because looking at all the food either makes you want to eat it or it makes you want to puke.

Babog10

U can't walk into the kitchen for fear of smelling something nasty (and by nasty I mean something delicious that is just turning your stomach now!!) or the dreaded fridge smells...

Munchkin42015

When you sleep walk to the bathroom across the hall instead of the one in your own room, wake up mid pee and think "why am I in this bathroom?" Then 2 hours later you wake up in a sweat because you're having a nightmare about your husbands brother turning into a serial arsonist who is trying to burn your house down and kill you... Mind you, my husband doesn't have a brother.

ally3242

When you're blowing through a bottle of Tums every week. Oh wait...that's going to be the next 7.5 months.

goodnightmoon422

When you seriously consider not brushing your teeth and just letting yourself have dragon breath all day because brushing your teeth makes you puke. X_X

crazychickenlady

When you email your midwife about your morning sickness that has decided to kick your ass this week and has had you in bed all day today (missing work) and she responds saying this is a great sign of a sticky baby and you start bawling.

crossfit704

SharkFarts said:

It's 4pm and you're laying in bed. Not me though. I would never do that.

Or 1030am…I wouldn't do that…and the door wouldn't get knocked on by a friend who's baby you're supposed to watch at 12 b/c you are still asleep.  

somewheresublime86

Lilzeezee said:

When you pee three times in one sitting.

Impressive!!!

mamaowl2013

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knitfastdiewarm

When you drop your car off for service and can't sit in the waiting room because they have a popcorn machine and the smell makes you gag.

mrsalvidrez

You eat a bowl of air popped popcorn for dinner because you can't stomach real foods.

Pastrypixie3

When you have a minimum of three creepy, bizarre, disturbing dreams a night. About on par with how often you wake up to pee.

somewheresublime86

Ladies, this made my day. It's nice to be able to laugh about some of this ridiculousness! And I keep reminding myself, this is the very best reason in the world to not feel well.

jessc0616

You wake up early to eat breakfast to combat ms. But then you puke all over your kitchen sink cause the bathroom is too far! I say mornings like this I take the struggle bus to school!

crazychickenlady

You aren't sure if you are going to burp or puke

Cdw1019

You wake up every morning with a hangover and this was from going to bed at 8 o clock!