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  • wishiwaspreggowishiwaspreggo member

    When I was in a bad mood, C brought home a bottle of 7th Generation surface cleaner because she's worried about environmental toxins hurting the baby (a legit concern, I get it).  For years we teased our friends who used those products because they stink and we don't trust them to kill germs.

    I turned on her and asked "What are you, a communist?"  I was half joking.

    Not my proudest moment.

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  • kellbell1982kellbell1982 member
    cwbandthenewbie said:

    We adopted out first dog 6 years ago when she was 6 months old. They spayed her before we were allowed to pick her up. Where her stitches were- I just thought they sewed her vajayjay up. I said something months later and my husband was like - "what the fuck. You seriously thought that's how dogs are spayed? They just sew up their vagina?"

    Hey man, I never claimed to be a rocket scientist, or a doctor.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I'm someone's mother.

    Wait...is that NOT what they do? I thought male dogs had their testes cut off and females had their vaginas sewed shut too lol
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  • lewispmlewispm member
    I'm lying to everyone telling them I want this baby to be a boy because MH is very vocal about wanting it to be a girl. I feel like I have to be team boy even though I really couldn't care less. I love my boy and would love another, but I also would love a little girl.

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  • lewispmlewispm member
    cwbandthenewbie said:
    We adopted out first dog 6 years ago when she was 6 months old. They spayed her before we were allowed to pick her up. Where her stitches were- I just thought they sewed her vajayjay up. I said something months later and my husband was like - "what the fuck. You seriously thought that's how dogs are spayed? They just sew up their vagina?" Hey man, I never claimed to be a rocket scientist, or a doctor. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm someone's mother.
    This cracked me up! :D

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  • massiejs09massiejs09 member
    I give my husband a cash allowance every Sunday cause he's bad with money and currently unemployed. This morning I looked in his wallet before I left for work to see if there was any cash in there. It was empty. Then I went in the bedroom to say goodbye to him (as I usually do) and asked him how his cash situation was going this week, knowing full well that he had none.

    His answer was: fine.

    Hmmm.....
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  • Lark425Lark425 member
    Confession: I am trying to watch cloth diapering tutorials on the DL at work. My nosey coworker is all like "whatcha watchin". I'm pissed that she is always in my business and I don't regret watching it on my down time. I might be a bad employee but right now I just don't care.
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  • mandi195mandi195 member
    I've been bitchy to DH lately and have no idea why. It's like if he doesn't do things exactly how I "think he should" I get all snarky. I want to kick myself for it. I've decided that saying "sorry, I'm a hormonal wackadoodle" and grabbing us both a Snickers Ice Cream bar is the best solution currently. 
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  • kellbell1982kellbell1982 member
    Wishiwaspreggo: thanks for that I honestly didn't know. I used to take in all the stray cats in my neighborhood when I was a kid (which my parents loved lol) and they constantly bled everywhere
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  • wishiwaspreggowishiwaspreggo member
    kellbell1982 said:
    Wishiwaspreggo: thanks for that I honestly didn't know. I used to take in all the stray cats in my neighborhood when I was a kid (which my parents loved lol) and they constantly bled everywhere
    Glad to be of service :) Yep, cats get their periods if they're not spayed. 
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  • cattledogmamacattledogmama member
    I'm getting really impatient with the child care centers that I've contacted. Wait lists in my area can be extremely long, people have to sign their children up almost a year in advance to get a spot, and I've heard nothing back.
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  • TweedleDee3TweedleDee3 member
    @shootznladrz‌ I don't mean to make fun of that situation, but this is probably going to be one of those stories you will look back and laugh hysterically at. So, so funny (not the lost wallet part of course). I have to admit it made me chuckle because I could envision this exact exchange between my husband and me at a store.
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  • cinderella105cinderella105 member
    To the info on cats in heat and menstruating: :^o Oh hell no.

    I was about to do my FFFC about my cat too. I rescued her when she was very little laying under an abandoned car and now she's probably 15 weeks old or so? She never stops rubbing up against me, has to get in my face every time I'm sitting, follows me everywhere and walks right in front of my feet as I'm taking a step so I trip over her every time, and she scratches the shit out of me trying to jump in my lap or playing. Basically she drives me crazy and I wish I could re- home her. Now knowing I have periods all over the floor to look forward to unless I get her spayed in time really makes me dread this...
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  • wishiwaspreggowishiwaspreggo member
    cinderella105 said:
    To the info on cats in heat and menstruating: :^o Oh hell no. I was about to do my FFFC about my cat too. I rescued her when she was very little laying under an abandoned car and now she's probably 15 weeks old or so? She never stops rubbing up against me, has to get in my face every time I'm sitting, follows me everywhere and walks right in front of my feet as I'm taking a step so I trip over her every time, and she scratches the shit out of me trying to jump in my lap or playing. Basically she drives me crazy and I wish I could re- home her. Now knowing I have periods all over the floor to look forward to unless I get her spayed in time really makes me dread this...

    You can spay your cat anytime - the sooner the better though!  There are clinics that will do it for pretty cheap.

    Sounds like your cat is still very much a kitten - she'll grow out of it!  You can get some caps for her claws if she's hurting you or destroying your house and you're against declawing.

    But if you can't stand the cat and you're unhappy having her in your home, there's nothing wrong with re-homing her as long as you put some effort into finding her a good family to live with :)

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  • uneek1323uneek1323 member
    I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out the fail in @megaugust10 's sig pic. I got it, and lesson learned. No comedy before 9 am. 
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  • cinderella105cinderella105 member
    @wishiwaspreggo‌ she really is sweet and it's not her fault I'm a hormonal raging bitch these days. I take into consideration she's still just a baby and I do give her love, just some days I want to be left alone. But I'll look into spaying her as soon as I can.
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  • wishiwaspreggowishiwaspreggo member
    ToasterCat said:
    shootznladrz said:
    I am a terrible wife. H and I got into a argument in buy buy baby yesterday and he threw his wallet at me telling me to get whatever and meet him in the car. I got pissed and said fuck you and left it on the floor. No surprises that the wallet got stolen. At first I was more angry than anything in that he shouldn't have thrown his wallet at me but now I realize I acted like a child and he has to replace everything in his wallet. Luckily there wasn't any cash. I feel terrible. He's not mad and laughed it off because hormones and whatnot but it was shitty of me.
    Hormones don't make you act like a 12 year old... Sounds like you both need to grow up a little.

    Yeah, gonna have to agree with @ToasterCat on this one.  My hormones have certainly influenced my mood but this happens to me with PMS, too.  If I get really angry, I breathe and remind myself that it's in my head.

    If C threw her wallet at me, I'd roll my eyes, pick it up, and take pictures of what I wanted then discuss it later after we both calmed down. 

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  • cinderella105cinderella105 member
    @ToasterCat‌ I'll try that. I'm just so afraid I'm gonna hurt her! I don't know how far down or how close that spot in their nail is where it's full of nerves and can bleed if you accidentally clip it.. That happened with my dog when I was younger and my mom would clip them..
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    cinderella105 said:
    @ToasterCat‌ I'll try that. I'm just so afraid I'm gonna hurt her! I don't know how far down or how close that spot in their nail is where it's full of nerves and can bleed if you accidentally clip it.. That happened with my dog when I was younger and my mom would clip them..
    There are tutorials available online if that would make you feel more comfortable with the clipping.
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  • cinderella105cinderella105 member
    @ToasterCat‌ ok thank you! She may play bite the whole time but damn it I'll get it done! Haha
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  • btrebusbtrebus member
    DH has made friends with a neighbor of ours and hes a total hottie. He came over last night to watch football with DH, and I was doped up on theraflu nighttime watching with them. I went to bed and had a dream that we were having an affair and trying not to let DH catch on. Real nice theraflu/hormones... now I have to try and act completely normal around him and act like I didn't have a total raunchy sex dream.
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  • CrystalTruesCrystalTrues member
    wishiwaspreggo said:

    Another FFFC: I'm going to buy a couple really good bottles of wine for each month I'm pregnant and store them for after I have the baby.  I miss wine desperately, and I think knowing that my dry-out will finally end one day will make be feel less bitter about not being able to enjoy a glass of delicious, mouth-watering, rich, fruity, earthy, sumptuous, silky, spine-tinglingly strong cabernet.

    I would do this too, but I feel like dh would find it and drink them before this baby is born and I can drink again. I do however have a running list of wines, cocktails, beer, etc that I want after. I don't know why this makes me feel better but it does.
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  • 2Swanns2Swanns member
    edited September 2014
    wishiwaspreggo said:
    Another FFFC: I'm going to buy a couple really good bottles of wine for each month I'm pregnant and store them for after I have the baby.  I miss wine desperately, and I think knowing that my dry-out will finally end one day will make be feel less bitter about not being able to enjoy a glass of delicious, mouth-watering, rich, fruity, earthy, sumptuous, silky, spine-tinglingly strong cabernet.
    LOVE this idea. I'm doing this! I have to catch up and buy 3 now and then one once a month. :-)
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    edited September 2014
    wishiwaspreggo said:


    ToasterCat said:


    shootznladrz said:

    I am a terrible wife. H and I got into a argument in buy buy baby yesterday and he threw his wallet at me telling me to get whatever and meet him in the car. I got pissed and said fuck you and left it on the floor. No surprises that the wallet got stolen. At first I was more angry than anything in that he shouldn't have thrown his wallet at me but now I realize I acted like a child and he has to replace everything in his wallet. Luckily there wasn't any cash. I feel terrible. He's not mad and laughed it off because hormones and whatnot but it was shitty of me.
    Hormones don't make you act like a 12 year old... Sounds like you both need to grow up a little.

    Yeah, gonna have to agree with @ToasterCat on this one.  My hormones have certainly influenced my mood but this happens to me with PMS, too.  If I get really angry, I breathe and remind myself that it's in my head.

    If C threw her wallet at me, I'd roll my eyes, pick it up, and take pictures of what I wanted then discuss it later after we both calmed down. 


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    shootznladrz said:
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    ----------------/quote------------------------ I had a moment, it happens.
    Yeah, you did. We all have at some point. I think the take away from this is to understand not to blame it on hormones, take the blame for your part in it, and do better next time. One of my biggest pet peeves is when actions are blamed on hormones. You do still have a level of self-control. 
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  • FrecklesInsideFrecklesInside member
    shootznladrz said:
    I am a terrible wife. H and I got into a argument in buy buy baby yesterday and he threw his wallet at me telling me to get whatever and meet him in the car. I got pissed and said fuck you and left it on the floor. No surprises that the wallet got stolen. At first I was more angry than anything in that he shouldn't have thrown his wallet at me but now I realize I acted like a child and he has to replace everything in his wallet. Luckily there wasn't any cash. I feel terrible. He's not mad and laughed it off because hormones and whatnot but it was shitty of me.
    I disagree that this is a laugh at later situation. You both sound incredibly immature. I can't believe grown adults act this way ever, let alone in public.


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  • shootznladrzshootznladrz member
    uneek1323 said:


    shootznladrz said:

    wishiwaspreggo said:


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    Yeah, you did. We all have at some point. I think the take away from this is to understand not to blame it on hormones, take the blame for your part in it, and do better next time. One of my biggest pet peeves is when actions are blamed on hormones. You do still have a level of self-control. 

    I never said it was hormones, I said that HE laughed it off and said that. I said that I realized I acted like a child.
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  • ngolimentongolimento member
    edited September 2014
    estamos_tomamos said:


    ToasterCat said:


    shootznladrz said:

    I am a terrible wife. H and I got into a argument in buy buy baby yesterday and he threw his wallet at me telling me to get whatever and meet him in the car. I got pissed and said fuck you and left it on the floor. No surprises that the wallet got stolen. At first I was more angry than anything in that he shouldn't have thrown his wallet at me but now I realize I acted like a child and he has to replace everything in his wallet. Luckily there wasn't any cash.

    I feel terrible. He's not mad and laughed it off because hormones and whatnot but it was shitty of me.

    Hormones don't make you act like a 12 year old... Sounds like you both need to grow up a little.

    Agree.  Also, this is not something that goes in the "I'll Laugh at it Later" box.  This should go directly into the "Painful Cringe" box.

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    Yeah, I'd be fucking horrified if my DH threw something at me. That's intensely disrespectful, especially in public. That would seriously make me question the entire relationship. How are the both of you going to handle the immense emotional stress of children? Throwing more things?

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