Can't believe this didn't get flamed

AnnieRoo13 · August 2014

Dani0329 said:
Plenty of flaming goes down on O14. We can also show compassion for a fellow bumpie who has been through a lot. Now I know where to troll for drama (people do this??). Continue with your "entertainment". Karma.

First of all N14 does compassion and support better than anyone so try again.

Second, if you troll here looking for drama you're going to have to look good and hard. We're all about unicorns and rainbows and shit.

CariLS8 · August 2014

*PAUSE FOR PEE BREAK*

Autumnsnow · August 2014

kyliedaniellexx said:

This thread broke my bump.

mine too...thought it was just my computer so I kept refreshing haha

mexinugget · August 2014

I love our bmb!!!

smboswell1 · August 2014

I literally suck at being a bitch or saying something mean to people.... So I'll just say this is my favorite thread and O14 sucks more than I do at being mean. I love N14 and how quick y'all are with perfect comments! So jealous!

MollMoll4 · August 2014

WildFlower810 said:
Then if you tippie toe back to the accidental O14 post you will see more ugly immature name calling than you've heard since middle school lunchroom fights. Because being supportive and understanding is apparently what they do best. Or something.

Don't you know you aren't allowed to read their precious bmb!? How dare you.

... In all seriousness, I had to google notch and I'm still not sure why they all love it so much. Besides, according to urbandictionary they are calling @absolutelymaybe‌ "hot, particularly good looking, dank". :-bd

notkateanymore · August 2014

Hold up, is Oct 14 the board with the crap mod who buries her own threads when she doesn't like the comments and totally abuses her power? Or is that another board?

Kristy774 · August 2014

@absolutelymaybe‌ you win!!! As a lot of you know, I can't stop obsessively googling about breast cancer at night, I research what I've already researched, over and over because I'm waiting for the brca gene test results from my mom. This thread, made me stop and now I'm going to read the actual link, so you my dear, have saved me tonight from myself. No one, can get me to stop, but this did. I super

you. Best mistake ever.

And to O14, chill the fuck out, she apologized, get over it. It's the internet. Seriously.

Yours truly,

Harpie Whore Knight Kristy otherwise known as Gift Grabby Hot Tits

MrsG1019 · August 2014

Finally caught up.. & what's even more entertaining than the original post is reading their replies (name calling & hollier than thou galore) and now consoling their OP when she took offense to the reality of what picture her post painted about her character.

@absolutelymaybe‌ - you're the sweetest for that apology/explanation.

@kyliedaniellexx‌ is it weird that when I first read the mention about a bumpie who posts on their board I immediately assumed it was you? news flash tho.. You're not a port star or post like one. Whomp whomp.

All this dick eating talk has me dying over here... with bein on full bed rest it's the only thing I can do so just may join the rest of you guys following orders, when hubby gets home.. He'll thank O14 for that suggestion

kjmommy1214 · August 2014

@Kristy774 You have the best bump names for yourself. I don't know if you should tack on the new one to the old one. I rather enjoyed GiftGrabbyHotTits.

FirstBabyDoyle · August 2014

...O'14...yawn...lame.

MrsG1019 · August 2014

Kristy774 · August 2014

JKVogt said:
@Kristy774 You have the best bump names for yourself. I don't know if you should tack on the new one to the old one. I rather enjoyed GiftGrabbyHotTits.

Aw thanks!!! Going to edit right now

absolutelymaybe · August 2014

FirstBabyDoyle said:

OH HELL YES! Thanks O'14, I get to use my favorite gif. My N'14 WKs always ready to eat dicks..

LOVE you all!

Gif crush. Love it.

MrsG1019 said:

Brilliant!

Oh, and BTW I told DH about the drama I caused tonight and that some Bumpie actually said I was nice. He actually real life gigglesnorted! Apparently he knows my true nature. Definitely not taking up that eating a dick suggestion tonight!

absolutelymaybe · August 2014

jalara48 said: Jumping in because I was tagged - sorry it took me so long.

This is @lisaren's board and she will deal with any and all TOU issues here. I will handle issues on O14.

--- quote box fail ---
And I will not be posting on O14. Er, at least not again. So, hopefully no TOS violations there from me or other N14s.

minibean16 · August 2014

@kristy774 totally highjacking this thread for one post to say your description of the incessant researching broke my heart. I recognize that exact behaviour in myself, and, while I can't relate to the situation with your mom, I understand the anxiety. I got a wonderful referral from my OB today to start speaking to a 'transition programme' through the hospital. It will hopefully give me some better coping mechanisms.

I'm glad you got a little reprieve tonight, and I hope you find peace soon. You've dealt with too much already!

Back to the regularly scheduled harping, ladies!

krgriffin26 · August 2014

Holy cow how did I miss this awesome shitstorm. Oh that's right, I was eating....my dinner. Sorry DH lol I love N14 more and more every day.

I can't believe I did actually read the entire post and honestly I don't read the same things O14 apparently reads in it. But oh well.

Love you bishes!!!

kjmommy1214 · August 2014

All of you are great! It seems every time there should be drama it derails into complete hilarity!

Melissa2216 · August 2014

ClrkKntismyAE said:

pnwlover12 said:

lizzielu82 said:

Wow, this makes me so glad that my 11/21 due date is closer to the 11/28 crazies than these peeshes from O14!

WHORE KNIGHTS UNITE!

My EDD is 10/27. I am happy I decided to stay here instead. I love my Whore Knights!
Whew, thank god we dodged that bullet.

Happy to do you the favor.

Lol, I read this as "harpy to do you the favor."

Wow, what a hot mess this thread is, but props to you @absolutelymaybe for taking the flames in stride and being your classy self.

BreandMikewedding · August 2014

Op, don't you have anything better to do? Is your board really that boring that you need to come to ours? Don't you need to pack your hospital bag, paint your nails or do anything that is actually productive? If you actually read her post or knew her, you would realize her post was about family drama and not so much about her shower. But you don't know her just like we don't know you (and don't care to). We flame when needed and she didn't need to be flamed. So please stay out of our rainbow shitting unicorn den and stop throwing mud. We don't like mud.

Maelara · August 2014

BreandMikewedding said:

Op, don't you have anything better to do? Is your board really that boring that you need to come to ours? Don't you need to pack your hospital bag, paint your nails or do anything that is actually productive? If you actually read her post or knew her, you would realize her post was about family drama and not so much about her shower. But you don't know her just like we don't know you (and don't care to). We flame when needed and she didn't need to be flamed. So please stay out of our rainbow shitting unicorn den and stop throwing mud. We don't like mud.

Same to you, my dear. Stay out of our board and stop spewing your nonsense.

mamatohne · August 2014

BreandMikewedding said:
Op, don't you have anything better to do? Is your board really that boring that you need to come to ours? Don't you need to pack your hospital bag, paint your nails or do anything that is actually productive? If you actually read her post or knew her, you would realize her post was about family drama and not so much about her shower. But you don't know her just like we don't know you (and don't care to). We flame when needed and she didn't need to be flamed. So please stay out of our rainbow shitting unicorn den and stop throwing mud. We don't like mud.

Swing and a miss, your late to the game, it's over. Buh-bye!

lizzielu82 · August 2014

BreandMikewedding said:

Op, don't you have anything better to do? Is your board really that boring that you need to come to ours? Don't you need to pack your hospital bag, paint your nails or do anything that is actually productive? If you actually read her post or knew her, you would realize her post was about family drama and not so much about her shower. But you don't know her just like we don't know you (and don't care to). We flame when needed and she didn't need to be flamed. So please stay out of our rainbow shitting unicorn den and stop throwing mud. We don't like mud.

Ummm this is way over now. And an apology was made and why would she (or any of us) EVER want to go and even lurk at your board again.

Now go away now, we're busy eating dicks over here (per O14's suggestion!)

CrisDee · August 2014

I think I need to spend more time over here....as a rare O14 poster due on the 29th, I am almost a N14er. I get in trouble there for disagreeing with the regs.... Sucks to only have time to occasionally post...but you ladies are great!

FirstBabyDoyle · August 2014

Okay. I finally had time and read the whole post. I will never, ever, get that 15 minutes (possibly longer) of my life back. That is the longest fucking post EVER. I'm sorry, but the bump is not your fucking diary. It's a forum. Do we listen to and support each other on our BMBs? Hell yes. But come on she posted so many irrelevant BSC details that I don't know where to began a true flame of that post. There's just too much ridiculousness. Is it a shower game that involved chasing the white rabbit? The spa day with haunted houses, soft-pretzels, and a nice Italian diner? This one is prettttty out there. I feel sorry for her MIL Susanne and friend Danae, which I unnecessarily now know is a personal trainer. Seriously, that shit is cray.
ETA: I realize this is over, but I only officially read it beginning to end just now and I had to comment.

Maelara · August 2014

CrisDee said:

I think I need to spend more time over here....as a rare O14 poster due on the 29th, I am almost a N14er. I get in trouble there for disagreeing with the regs.... Sucks to only have time to occasionally post...but you ladies are great!

I disagree with people all the time! Just keep it classy and it's all good

mamatohne · August 2014

CrisDee said:
I think I need to spend more time over here....as a rare O14 poster due on the 29th, I am almost a N14er. I get in trouble there for disagreeing with the regs.... Sucks to only have time to occasionally post...but you ladies are great!

You are welcome here anytime!!

MrsG1019 · August 2014

FirstBabyDoyle said:
Okay. I finally had fine and read the whole post. I will never, ever, get that 15 minutes (possibly longer) of my life back. That is the longest fucking post EVER. I'm sorry, but the bump is not your fucking diary. It's a forum. Do we listen to and support each other on our BMBs? Hell yes. But come she posted so many irrelevant BSC details that I don't know where to began a true flame if that post. There's just toomuch ridiculousness in that post. Is it a shower game that involved chasing the white rabbit? The spa day with haunted houses, soft-pretzels, and a nice Italian diner? This one is prettttty out there. I feel sorry for her MIL Susanne and friend Danae, which I unnecessarily now know is a personal trainer. Seriously, that shit is cray.

This made me chuckle out loud. Thank You!

@CrisDee‌ -- There's hardcore love and support on this board but we also keep things real when necessary. You're welcome to stop by anytime!

CrisDee · August 2014

Thanks ladies...I'll lurk here more often. May even occasionally post...(I have fewer than 125 posts in 5 years) Edit: less vs fewer...doh!

lizzielu82 · August 2014

Maelara said:

CrisDee said:

I think I need to spend more time over here....as a rare O14 poster due on the 29th, I am almost a N14er. I get in trouble there for disagreeing with the regs.... Sucks to only have time to occasionally post...but you ladies are great!

I disagree with people all the time! Just keep it classy and it's all good

With that in mind, here are some "classy" socks for you @Maelara

Maelara · August 2014

lizzielu82 said:

Maelara said:

CrisDee said:

I think I need to spend more time over here....as a rare O14 poster due on the 29th, I am almost a N14er. I get in trouble there for disagreeing with the regs.... Sucks to only have time to occasionally post...but you ladies are great!

I disagree with people all the time! Just keep it classy and it's all good

With that in mind, here are some "classy" socks for you @Maelara

LMAO!! Those are some painful looking shoes!

runningmama14 · August 2014

Man, I'm late to the party. As I was reading to catch up, I kept hoping that @FirstBabyDoyle‌ would swoop in with her gif awesomeness. I was giddy when she finally did.

carafern · August 2014

kyliedaniellexx said:

No dick-eating in this house lately... whoever said MS goes away can fuck themselves (or maybe eat a dick? I dunno)

All this dick-eating talk has me cracking up. I think this LO is laughing too! Is that possible? Probably just a hiccup. Also, harpies are funny.

I'm super late to the post but I will say that N14 is the best and I vote @absolutelymaybe as classiest apology ever. I love all you N14 glitter harpies.

lizzielu82 · August 2014

@kyliedaniellexx I would try TUMS first. Seems like there could be a lot of acid accumulated from eating a dick, so I would be careful if I were you…

Dimples0101 · August 2014

Super late to post. Busy night; only had time to love tit some posts. Anyway, true story- DH and I were going to sleep last night and I thought "I should really eat a dick......nah, I'm too tired for that." And went to sleep. Poor DH.

ETA- you ladies make me proud to be an N14er.