That *SPAM* is poison, never trust a big butt and a smile.

Re: That *SPAM* is poison, never trust a big butt and a smile.

• WasNotWas member

  July 2014

  1993 was the year I started playing basketball!

  

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• WasNotWas member

  July 2014

  @CL8badB‌ is like the screen name whisperer

  

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• Lizzybizzy80 member

  July 2014

  
  I know there were a few of us who didn't like the taste of coconut water. I thought this article was going to say the only good reason to drink it is if you are shipwrecked.
  
  https://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/07/29/coconut_water_health_benefits_new_york_times_video_debunks_nutritional_claims.html

  

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• Monkeybutt80 member

  July 2014

  Lizzybizzy80 said:

  
  I know there were a few of us who didn't like the taste of coconut water. I thought this article was going to say the only good reason to drink it is if you are shipwrecked.
  
  https://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/07/29/coconut_water_health_benefits_new_york_times_video_debunks_nutritional_claims.html

  I used to drink it only for major hangovers. Works just as well as pedialyte but less gross tasting. I mean the best cure is to wake and bake but coconut water worked well too. All this is back in the pre baby partying days... Haven't gotten that wasted for a loooong time now...
  

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• GraceInCA member

  July 2014

  Pitchslap said:

  I need help. I need a more grownup wardrobe than what I currently have. I live in the cold and need more sweaters/cardigans. What are good places to shop that won't break the bank (since I spend all the monies on cute kids clothes)?

  
  H&M?

   

  
  
  
  

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• ilovemarfa member

  July 2014

  steamboat123 said:

  CL8badB said:

  I graduated the 8th grade in '93! :-bd

  Twins!! Stars are we in 93! I had that t-shirt forever.

  Me too! I am the class of 98.
  
  

  

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• WasNotWas member

  July 2014

  @Pitchslap‌ I don't know how well you know your size, but I get great stuff off eBay. You just have to be picky

  

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• WasNotWas member

  July 2014

  @stargazer763 said:

  Ahh, the days of Kris Kross and boys wearing their jeans backwards. Those were the days. (Yeah, that was weird even back then.)

  Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like us. Brilliant

  

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• WasNotWas member

  July 2014

  Can I just say I love when they are old enough for independent play?

  

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• needanustart member

  July 2014

  G just said, "mom I had a wet fart and it was awesome!" And I puked up my dinner. I need to make a girl someday.
  
  I think 1993 is the year I made it a priority to memorize the words to Scenario. 7th grade for me.

  

   

  

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• needanustart member

  July 2014

  @araziza‌ two of my sisters are bipolar and they would think it's funny, but they have a pretty sick sense of humor in general so I'm no help!

  

   

  

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• WasNotWas member

  July 2014

  Real talk: what would be the song you would strip to?

  

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• needanustart member

  July 2014

  WasNotWas said:

  Real talk: what would be the song you would strip to?

  Pour some sugar on me. Nice and trashy.
  
  

  

   

  

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• Cricket81 member

  July 2014

  Ugh, I'm so frustrated with DH! He had a colonoscopy on Monday, and yes, prepping for it is no fun, but he basically did nothing all weekend, had the procedure Monday (all healthy) and then spent yesterday "recovering" playing computer games. All this time he also had poison ivy. This morning he decided he needed a dr to check out his poison ivy (it is pretty swollen) so he worked from home (on his computer). The dr prescribed a steroid cream that is pretty strong and basically LO shouldn't touch it. Well the poison ivy is all over his arm, so he feels like he can't pick up LO at all. Now his company's summer outing is tomorrow and he's just going to stay home instead of going.
  
  OMG, dude!! Get out of my house! LO absolutely adores DH so to have him home but LO not be able to play with him is torture. Also it's messing with naps because LO doesn't want to leave daddy. We are going away next week and I will be with DH 24/7 for that too. I love him, but he is making me crazy.

  

  

  
  

  
  

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• WasNotWas member

  July 2014

  Mine would probably be Naughty Girl or Sex On Fire

  

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• needanustart member

  July 2014 edited July 2014

  @WasNotWas I have done some "shows" for DH before and it was good music but he had picked it and put it on and I have blocked it out because the whole thing makes me feel so dumb. I imagine I looked like Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies when she falls during a strip tease.
  
  Eta: one was definitely something by Prince.

  

   

  

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• WasNotWas member

  July 2014

  @34blondie said:

  WasNotWas said:

  1993 was the year I started playing basketball!

  Also the year I quit playing basketball. It was painfully obvious I was going to be a Varsity bench rider.
  
  

  I took the baton for ya...state AAU champs 3 years in a row, starting variety 4 years and final four 6A (biggest A at the time) appearance damn I am Al Bundy

  

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• Cricket81 member

  July 2014

  @WasNotWas‌
  Fat Bottomed Girls?

  

  

  
  

  
  

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• bumpuser7846882 member

  July 2014

  I just started doing little bunny foo foo with Benjamin, but I forgot what the fairy's threat was, so I said she'd turn him into a newt. My MIL let me finish the whole thing and then laughed and said it was a goon. Hare today, goon tomorrow....

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Lizzybizzy80 member

  July 2014

  @kames12‌ & @‌violet1183 ygpm
  @anyone else with a jawbone - pm me if you'd like to be friends!

  

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• needanustart member

  July 2014

  @WasNotWas‌ Naughty Girl is probably my next go to. I just remembered that J Geils Back to Get You is another one I've done a little something to.

  

   

  

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• needanustart member

  July 2014

  smpeachey said:

  I think I would try and do 'Suit and Tie' with a (duh) suit and tie and fedora.

  I like the idea of props so Umbrella comes to mind too. But the words are so sweet it feels wrong to strip to. Because everyone is paying attention to lyrics when stripping obviously.

  

   

  

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• Lizzybizzy80 member

  July 2014

  I think I would be corny and do that Kid Rock stripper song

  

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• WasNotWas member

  July 2014

  @smpeachey‌ Ty's first bite this week was only told to me because they were putting on sunscreen and saw the full set of teeth mark on his arm...he also has been but twice this week

  

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• needanustart member

  July 2014

  @smpeachey G got bit for the first time ever today- and he is 3.5 (weird behavior for prek). It didn't break the skin and I still got a full incident report that I had I sign. I asked him about school and he didn't even mention it so it couldn't have been that bad. Do they have reports at your DCP?

  

   

  

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• bumpuser7846882 member

  July 2014

  As far as I know, Benjamin hasn't been bitten yet. At least not by anyone other than himself. Sometimes when I leave him playing in his crib in the morning, he'll chew up his own arm. I hope they would tell me if he bit someone else!

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• momofcatan member

  July 2014

  I thought of a different name I like and tried to change it on theknot but I don't think it went through to Thebump.....

  
  

  
  

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• bumpuser7846882 member

  July 2014

  Halloween stuff was already out at Babies R Us when we went last week! 

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• musicalsilver member

  July 2014

  @smpeachey - We've had a couple bites that have gone unreported.  The vast majority have had proper incident reports though.  One was under his clothes, so I guess I could see how they wouldnt' notice if he didn't make a big fuss about it.  The second was at the end of a week of a lot of bites, so he was already covered in a bunch of bite marks.  *sigh*

  
  

  I've just brought it up the next day, and have not been too concerned about it.

  
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• musicalsilver member

  July 2014 edited July 2014

  So I went to my undergrad today to drop off my PhD defense announcement to one of my old professors.  I had to borrow a pen from a neighboring professor's office (new since I went there) - he told me I could keep it because he probably picked it up around campus and it was "probably mine anyway".  Ha!!  Nice to know that nearly a decade out of undergrad I could still pass as one?

  
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• riansmommie member

  July 2014

  @wasnotwas porn star dancing by my darkest days would be my choice lol. When I was paiting my bedroom it came on while I was on the ladder and nearly fell off trying to be sexy. What makes it worse was I was alone, yep totally did a dance for myself

  
  

  

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• ASmallWonder member

  July 2014

  Biting is so hard.  Quinn hasn't been bitten (yet?) but we actually pulled Aiden from a place over biting.  I was fine the first few times, got the incident reports, etc.  But then he came home with a full mouth mark and they hadn't said anything.  He was about 16 months old and cried at the slightest injustice or injury so I was surprised they didn't know it had happened.  Then it happened again.  And again.  And there were only 5 kids in the class and I knew it was the same kid over and over and and they were not addressing it well enough or making plans to stop it.

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• needanustart member

  July 2014

  I'm seriously considering faking being sick soon so I can get some down time. I am way too healthy obviously and DH keeps getting colds or generally under the weather every few weeks. He may be sick, but all I can see is him getting to sleep in, be off night duty and look for a pass on picking up after himself. I want to be sick dammit!

  

   

  

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• ASmallWonder member

  July 2014

  My friend's sister and I were at a cookout a couple weeks ago and Q had his bathing suit on (that's this picture) and her son was just in awe of him (he's about 2).  She just messaged me that her son keeps asking her for "tiger baby" so she keeps showing him the picture and he breaks out in a grin :-p

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• riansmommie member

  July 2014

  Just started the season 4 season finale of GoT, got caught up before my hubby deploys

  
  

  

  DD1 5/16/2006 8lbs 3oz 21" (2 days late, 36.5 hour labor)

  M/C 12/08/09 6w5d

  DS1 6/27/2013 7lbs 9oz 19.5" (1 day late, 17.5 hour labor)

  M/C 12/18/13 6w1d Twins

  BFP#5 4/6/13 EDD 12/16/2014
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• riansmommie member

  July 2014

  Also, Jameson has been taking a few independent steps here and there but nothing consistent, until today when he walked across the whole front room like it was nothing! He did it right I front of my hubby and I. I'm so glad my hubby was home for this milestone and was able to see it in person.

  
  

  

  DD1 5/16/2006 8lbs 3oz 21" (2 days late, 36.5 hour labor)

  M/C 12/08/09 6w5d

  DS1 6/27/2013 7lbs 9oz 19.5" (1 day late, 17.5 hour labor)

  M/C 12/18/13 6w1d Twins

  BFP#5 4/6/13 EDD 12/16/2014
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• WasNotWas member

  July 2014

  @riansmommie‌ that's awesome! I keep thinking that's what Ty is doing, waiting for H to come back from his trip to really start walking full time

  

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• bumpuser7846882 member

  July 2014

  Great timing, Jameson!

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• HelgaFunk member

  July 2014

  Some lady I work with, that I don't even know, approached me and asked if I had finished breastfeeding. Then stared at my chest, touched her own and said, "I can tell". What the hell does that even mean, woman?

   

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• HelgaFunk member

  July 2014

  I was so dumbfounded so I just kind of kept walking. What do you even say to that?

   

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