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• thebanich member

  July 2014

  Oh mah Jesus child. SHUT IT

  

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• NeneCakies member

  July 2014

  Sundae13 said:

  Now watching Center Stage.

  "Careful with that one. You break it, you bought it."

  

  
  

  
   

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• RondackHiker member

  July 2014

  jenn330 said:

  DH just informed me he's going out of town fri-sun with his dad. Who's watching our kid when I go to work on Saturday at 4 AM!?

  Sounds like it's his job to figure that out.
  

  
  

  
  

   

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• [Deleted User] member

  July 2014

  It's so creepy watch true crime stories that happened close to me. I still love it though.

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• thebanich member

  July 2014

  He has not cried like this in months WTAF?

  

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• LuckyDad member

  July 2014

  I want a nap.

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  Trying so hard not to pee in the bath water. DONT DO IT URETHRA!

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• [Deleted User] member

  July 2014

  I'm drinking peachberry jasmine sutra and peach wine @bay511‌.

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  justAphase said:

  And on the subject of dating, I made plans with the guy I went out with the other night (tease?) for Sunday. But now I'm trying to decide if I'd rather go out with B. Basically do I want guaranteed good sex or the possibility of someone who is date worthy? I don't know.

  Go with the latter. Just masturbate earlier in the day.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  I'm too scared to open snapchat again. I have two notifikays but I don't know what SC ettiquite is. Do you always reply with a sc? A chat msg?

  As long as you open my snaps, I don't care. Sometimes I feel like it weirds people out when I respond to all their snaps. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• thebanich member

  July 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  thebanich said:

  He has not cried like this in months WTAF?

  Teeth? Growth spurt? Recently achieved a major developmental milestone? Senses that you are emotionally exhausted?
  
  Hugs. Hope he goes down for you soon.

  I think MIl F'd his schedule up. She spoils them. He is sitting on my lap now. I couldn't listen to him scream Mommy anymore. Boy is roooooottteeeen.

  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  triplea598 said:

  Ice cream or candy?

  I need more information

  Either a pint of some sort of ice cream, a blizzard, or a king sized bar of dark chocolate.

  Blizzard.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• NarwhalBacon member

  July 2014

  On an 80's post punk and psychobilly binge right now.

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• NotSharknado member

  July 2014

  I'm not drinking, I just came in to say hey. Hey.

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• secretsout member

  July 2014

  I don't understand sc etiquette at all, either. I Don't know if I'm supposed to always respond or if my snaps annoy people or if im snapping the right sorts of things or what.

  
  

  
  

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• NotSharknado member

  July 2014

  Also, this is what I came back to after I peed.

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• ready-or-not member

  July 2014

  Just finished a hot fudge cake sundae, with carmel drizzled over the ice cream.
  
  I want another......

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• jorkz821 member

  July 2014

  justAphase said:

  Lol. I don't know why I have this thing against actually dating someone right now. I guess I should see what happens. I'll use my seductive body language again.

  Definitely go with Teaser Dude! He sounds really interesting.
  

  SQUIRREL!!!
  
  
  
   

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• RondackHiker member

  July 2014

  @NotSharknado‌
  
  I am in love with your puppy.
  
  My not-so-puppy says hi.

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  Can you sc a pic from your camera roll?

  Not that I know of

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jorkz821 member

  July 2014

  Just had my ice cream bar. We're in the middle of the two weeks a year where AC would be nice around here. Might need a Popsicle in a bit.

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• theseaword member

  July 2014

  I am not drinking. But DH and I just banged on the couch and now we're eating Indian food. It's a good end to a kind of crappy day.

  
  

  
  

   

  

  I can't get the ticker to work, but I have two sons:

  Baby RJ, born 1/25/2014

  
  

  
  Formerly Twilightmv

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• LuckyDad member

  July 2014

  Now I want a blizzard

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• RondackHiker member

  July 2014

  Oh, and I made an ass of myself at the dog park earlier. A woman had this big black shaggy dog and I asked her if anyone had told her he looked like a grim. She asked what I meant and I explained I meant the grim from Harry potter.
  
  She said "no. No adult I know has even read that... So no."
  
  I felt too awkward to try and sneak a photo of him after, but the dog does look like a grim.

  
  

  
  

   

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  I'm eating pizza with ranch. And I'm not even working out tonight.

  
  

  I live on the edge.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  I really want to brag about the amazing O I had last night, but if just doesn't seem appropriate tonight.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  July 2014

  I was changing my cabbage leaves and DH asked me why I have salad in my bra.

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  justAphase said:

  Geez JIT. Don't trash up the joint with talk like that

  Sorry I advised you to masturbate before your date. I feel like that is in a grey area if not crossing a line lol

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  lol

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  
  

  triplea598 said:

  Why are we refraining from the topics of orgasms and masturvation?

  I just don't want to be the only skank ho AW here yammering on about it, honestly.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  Er… yeah, what @bunnyfungo said. Actually.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  I just really need someone / a slew of internet strangers to know that I had a clitoral orgasm last night from oral for the first time in lit'rally years and it was fucking incredible. Cute Dad is full of surprises.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  justAphase said:

  Me and JIT have single handedly made the parenting board nsfw I think

  @guiltypleasures really did her part, though.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014 edited July 2014

  mcg1119 said:

  Mastarvation

  That might be the best typo ever. Drinking a bottle of wine after feeding the husband and baby. Every time a friend tells me their teenager uses SC I wonder if I should let them know they are probably using it to sext.

  I would have. I absolutely would have.

  
  

  ETA - used it to sext, I mean. IDK if I'd warn the parents now.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jesuisfatiguee member

  July 2014

  I missed you, kat!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• NarwhalBacon member

  July 2014

  You may as well start talking about your sex lives. Unless you want to hear about the awesome anal I had for the first time in months. We all know I have no problem talking about it.

  
  

  on an unrelated note, every song by Blood on the Dance Floor is the worst song I've ever heard.

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• [Deleted User] member

  July 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  guiltypleasures said:

  I was changing my cabbage leaves and DH asked me why I have salad in my bra.

  BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY!!!!!! would not be a responsible response, I suppose. But it's probably what I would say.

  My response wasn't that witty. I didn't feel good and wanted Chinese for dinner.
  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  July 2014

  TyrannosaurusLex said:

  guiltypleasures said:

  I was changing my cabbage leaves and DH asked me why I have salad in my bra.

  BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY!!!!!! would not be a responsible response, I suppose. But it's probably what I would say.

  My response wasn't that witty. I didn't feel good and wanted Chinese for dinner.
  
  

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• NarwhalBacon member

  July 2014

  I dont think there is such a thing as TMI on here anymore.

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• [Deleted User] member

  July 2014

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