drinking thread

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TyrannosaurusLex said:

Is it helping at all?

Yeah. The pain and swelling have gone down a lot. They're still pretty tender but getting better.

jesuisfatiguee

TyrannosaurusLex said:

is a heath bar a skor bar? 

They are similar. Heath are crunchier and break more easily, but also get stuck in your teeth more.

Skor are slightly superior.

jesuisfatiguee

katnhiding said:

I really want to sext H on snapchat, but I'm too afraid I would send it to someone else instead, probably @jesuisfatiguee since her name in SC is right next to his.

I would not be offended ;;)

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

justAphase said:

Geez JIT. Don't trash up the joint with talk like that

Sorry I advised you to masturbate before your date. I feel like that is in a grey area if not crossing a line lol

That was only a ridiculous thing to say because, duh, of course I was gonna do that.

Never walk into a tense situation with a loaded gun.

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jesuisfatiguee said:

justAphase said:

Me and JIT have single handedly made the parenting board nsfw I think

@guiltypleasures really did her part, though.

I don't have kids so I have to contribute to the community in some way. My sexploits are my greatest gift. You're welcome ladies.

jesuisfatiguee

Is it socially acceptable to remark to a sexual partner, "wow, I have not come like that in a long time"? Because mostly I feel like yeah, go for it, but something about it makes me feel weird. 

LuckyDad

jesuisfatiguee said:

mcg1119 said:

triplea598 said:

Mastarvation

That might be the best typo ever.

Drinking a bottle of wine after feeding the husband and baby. Every time a friend tells me their teenager uses SC I wonder if I should let them know they are probably using it to sext.

I would have. I absolutely would have.

ETA - used it to sext, I mean. IDK if I'd warn the parents now.

They also use it for shit a lot of us used to overshare on MySpace. Like underage drinking or illegal activities. ..

Yeah don't scare the parents of teens

NarwhalBacon

@guiltypleasures I'd eat your boob salad IYKWIM

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jesuisfatiguee

justAphase said:

Is it socially acceptable to remark to a sexual partner, "wow, I have not come like that in a long time"? Because mostly I feel like yeah, go for it, but something about it makes me feel weird. 

I have done this. It was very well received.

Good to know. 

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

I wouldn't have sexted as a teenager

I did! On AOL!

A/S/L?

LuckyDad

jesuisfatiguee said:

Is it socially acceptable to remark to a sexual partner, "wow, I have not come like that in a long time"? Because mostly I feel like yeah, go for it, but something about it makes me feel weird. 

I'm sure praising his sexual prowess would be a huge turn off for him and every other man.

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PrivacyWanted said:

@guiltypleasures‌ do you know why you're having the boob issues?
?
Earth Mama baby angel makes little circular lavender/rice things that helped my boob pain immensely

Af should be coming soon so it's probably just horrible Pms.

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LuckyDad said:

Is it socially acceptable to remark to a sexual partner, "wow, I have not come like that in a long time"? Because mostly I feel like yeah, go for it, but something about it makes me feel weird. 

I'm sure praising his sexual prowess would be a huge turn off for him and every other man.

I kinda do that a lot already - even using the word "prowess" lol  

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Awww...Thanks @TyrannosaurusLex :-*

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NarwhalBacon

justAphase said:

Next time bunkin makes a poll, the question "would you participate in the drinking threads if they weren't constantly centered around sex" should be a question.

I wouldn't participate. That'd be super boring.

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I got my first webcam from a woman I met online. She had a huge crush on me. She'd get drunk and put on quite a show.

NarwhalBacon

We should just start calling it "sexy talk for drinkers and non drinkers thread"

LuckyDad

TheEmpireNeedsYou said:

I used Net Meeting in ways I'm pretty sure weren't the intended use. I can't believe my mother bought me a web cam. 

Lol! I remember that! Oh the days before Skype.

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LuckyDad

mcbenny said:

My old job is trying to lure me back by offering me a 20% raise.

Um, that offer needed to come when you gave notice...

LuckyDad

triplea598 said:

DH and I got on Chatroulette for lulz the other night. Lots of boobs and dudes jacking off

Lots of boobs? Really?

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I miss AOL chatrooms.

NarwhalBacon

Gnight lovelies. <--did I spell that right?

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The first time I ever heard of BDSM was in AOL chat. I was also the queen of Yahoo messager.

Eta: added a word.

LuckyDad

guiltypleasures said:

I miss AOL chatrooms.

I really liked yahoo before they cracked down on adult chat rooms.

ready-or-not

LuckyDad said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

mcg1119 said:

triplea598 said:

Mastarvation

That might be the best typo ever.

Drinking a bottle of wine after feeding the husband and baby. Every time a friend tells me their teenager uses SC I wonder if I should let them know they are probably using it to sext.

I would have. I absolutely would have.

ETA - used it to sext, I mean. IDK if I'd warn the parents now.

They also use it for shit a lot of us used to overshare on MySpace. Like underage drinking or illegal activities. ..

Yeah don't scare the parents of teens

YES! Tell me, for sure, if you catch my teen sexting or posting illicit pictures or information of themselves. I am not stupid enough to think its never going to happen, but they need not be stupid enough to think momma won't ever find out either!

jesuisfatiguee

DS has a cough and is pretty sure his cough medicine is poison.

I don't want to deal with this at all tonight

LuckyDad

jesuisfatiguee said:

DS has a cough and is pretty sure his cough medicine is poison.

I don't want to deal with this at all tonight

My DS thinks it is candy and screams for more

bulbasaur359

I wish I had all the booze. Between finding rotten potatoes I just bought on friday then DD throwing a fit and DH eating crackers I am kinda done. Ugh. 

/rant

Sorry to those w sick kiddos.

ShakeyJakey

My friend who tinders just sent me this

ShakeyJakey

Pic

jesuisfatiguee

@ShakeyJakey - what a sweet fella lol

How ya feelin? Better than before?

jesuisfatiguee

justAphase said:

I should also shower but I'm telling myself I'll do it in the morning. In the morning I'm going to hate myself for not doing it tonight.

Hi, are you me? Because you're sounding a lot like me right now.

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mcg1119 said:

So I just posted about blow jobs on someone's intro thread by mistake. If I wasn't drunk, I'd be super embarrases.

This is Parenting. You can talk about bjs in almost in thread and it would be acceptable.

bulbasaur359

@mrspadfoot hugs.

bulbasaur359

@mcbenny, I'm sorry for Petey's loss but I chuckled a little bit.