Yeah I am new to all of this. And I just don't find it funny, at all sorry. Not to be rude but instead of me slowing my roll on my own post why don't you rude commenters. Not everyone has humor. Just saying. But thanks for the replies
Well, @chrain gave you the closest thing to an answer anyone will be able to give you. When you ovulate you have a fertile window of a few days during which you're able to conceive. And everyone ovulates on their own schedule, so it's even more difficult to tell.
Okay, I figured she'd be the closest I could get. But I read on a website that you count 266 days back from your due date and that will give you the answer as to when you conceived was just wondering if that was true. Or any of you read that also
So, with my mystical mind powers I will now summon the gods of conception and tell you that you conceived on a night sometime within the past **** thinking**** SIX weeks. Yes. It was a dark and stormy night and your lover...errr...husband was very romantic indeed. You were wearing a pink nightgown (just in case you want to add that to your book) and the magic lasted an entire 4.5 minutes. I'm sorry all these other ladies are taking this SERIOUS question so lightly.
So, with my mystical mind powers I will now summon the gods of conception and tell you that you conceived on a night sometime within the past **** thinking**** SIX weeks. Yes. It was a dark and stormy night and your lover...errr...husband was very romantic indeed. You were wearing a pink nightgown (just in case you want to add that to your book) and the magic lasted an entire 4.5 minutes. I'm sorry all these other ladies are taking this SERIOUS question so lightly.
I know only because my husband never wants to have sex and since I am lucky to get any but once a month the only time we had unprotected sex was July 3rd. So that is the day or around the day fertilisation took place. So from my calculations I am figuring I am 3 weeks but according to this app I am 6 weeks. But I also figured out a test won't show positive until 9-12 days after conception. So you could count back that many days from the day you took your test and that will give you a close idea
Yeah I am new to all of this. And I just don't find it funny, at all sorry. Not to be rude but instead of me slowing my roll on my own post why don't you rude commenters. Not everyone has humor. Just saying. But thanks for the replies
I'm thinking you're going to want to find a different board. You might want to lurk and see what the tone of a community is before you create a post.
If you are using your lmp to calculate ... Subtract 4weeks and 3 days from today.
Thank you for one of the only helpful answers and not being a bitch about it.
How were those who responded to you being bitches when you're the only one who is being rude and slinging insults? You received good and honest answers.
I have humor but not when it comes to childish aspects such as 3 somes and such
God I hope threesomes aren't typical behavior for children.
If we are using the legal definition of a child being anyone under the age of 18, it sadly is more common than I ever thought. Rainbow Parties are not something that were thought up by adults, that much I know...
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Sooo if you don't find crass humor funny you're probably not going to like it here. PS the jokes in this thread have been pretty tame. Oh, and it is an open forum, you cannot dictate who or what posts on your discussion.
Anyone who types "3 somes" and has no sense of humor will not make far on The Bump. OP, (that means you, @MommyKe ) you might want to try baby center. That's probably more your speed.
@LtColumbo, I keep meaning to tell you how much I love your siggy gif...but then I forget. So I'll just do it right here, right now. Love your siggy gif, yo.
Re: Calculate Date I conceived
EL. OH. EL.
What's so funny?
Thanks I was too lazy to search for the link :-)
Okay, I figured she'd be the closest I could get. But I read on a website that you count 266 days back from your due date and that will give you the answer as to when you conceived was just wondering if that was true. Or any of you read that also
So, with my mystical mind powers I will now summon the gods of conception and tell you that you conceived on a night sometime within the past **** thinking**** SIX weeks. Yes. It was a dark and stormy night and your lover...errr...husband was very romantic indeed. You were wearing a pink nightgown (just in case you want to add that to your book) and the magic lasted an entire 4.5 minutes. I'm sorry all these other ladies are taking this SERIOUS question so lightly.
Lmao...
B born 7/15/13, C born 3/2/15, #3 on the way May '17
I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.
Sooo if you don't find crass humor funny you're probably not going to like it here. PS the jokes in this thread have been pretty tame. Oh, and it is an open forum, you cannot dictate who or what posts on your discussion.
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