Calculate Date I conceived

MommyKe

estamos_tomamos said:

MommyKe said:

@TikTak‌ @estamos_tomamos‌ yes! I found my sense of humor. Thanks for the help on my journey to this marvelous place lol

It really upsets me that I can't find a good Fantastic Voyage gif.  This will have to do.

Lol I love it

FrecklesInside

MommyKe said:

I don't like proper grammar. You'll learn that about me (:

So...you don't like our board or the way we post (or our sense of humor), but you're going to stick around long enough that we will learn something (else) obnoxious about you? 

Hrrmmmm. Weird. 

MommyKe

Never did I say I didn't like the board. And I was being sarcastic....... GEESH I learned to have a sense of humor here you should learn how to take sarcasm

FrecklesInside

MommyKe said:

Never did I say I didn't like the board. And I was being sarcastic....... GEESH I learned to have a sense of humor here you should learn how to take sarcasm

Yeaaaaa....No you weren't.

ETA: you really expect us to believe what you posted the first few times was sarcasm? You know we are smarter than that right? This is weird backpedaling.  

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MommyKe

I was being sarcastic when I made the comment "I don't like proper grammar you'll learn that about me (:" THAT is what I was being sarcastic about people.

FrecklesInside

estamos_tomamos said:

As long as we're all chilling I'm good, and I have a better feeling about this one than I had about Madame Foot-In-Mouth.

I don't, but I'm not psychic. I don't get the backpedaling. It is weird. Sling the word bitch around, say you're laughing at us, and then all "tee hee, I'll be here a while...I was joking..." 

Whatevs. 

MommyKe

Chunkymonkeylvr said:

MommyKe said:

I was being sarcastic when I made the comment "I don't like proper grammar you'll learn that about me (:" THAT is what I was being sarcastic about people.

I don't get it.

I made a comment saying I was being sarcastic. They thought I was saying I was being sarcastic in my first few comments. But when I made the comment about me being sarcastic I was referring to my comment where I said I don't like proper grammar. That is the one and only comment I was being sarcastic in. I was not referring to my earlier comments

janda426

I'm so fucking confused. Are you mad or not?!

MommyKe

FrecklesInside said:

MommyKe said:

Never did I say I didn't like the board. And I was being sarcastic....... GEESH I learned to have a sense of humor here you should learn how to take sarcasm

Yeaaaaa....No you weren't.

ETA: you really expect us to believe what you posted the first few times was sarcasm? You know we are smarter than that right? This is weird backpedaling.  

I was being sarcastic in my comment where I said I don't like proper grammar. THAT is the comment I was referring to when I said I was being sarcastic. Not my first few comments. I'm not back pedaling you just misunderstood

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MommyKe

janda426 said:

I'm so fucking confused. Are you mad or not?!

No I have no reason to be mad! What the hell! when I said I was being sarcastic I was referring to ONE COMMENT I MADE not the first comments I made! I've explained this like twice so...

MommyKe

meladoriestar said:

Guise. She's not back pedaling. She started this thread with no sense of humor but over the past three pages she's seen the light.

Lol yes thank you I found the light!

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janda426

I mean at least this was a cooler intro thread than anyone else's. I'd own it and stick around if I were you, because we are all awesome people

uneek1323

meladoriestar said:

Guise. She's not back pedaling. She started this thread with no sense of humor but over the past three pages she's seen the light.

She found a sense of humor and ill-used sarcasm in this thread. It's like we're watching her grow up.

MommyKe

uneek1323 said:

meladoriestar said:

Guise. She's not back pedaling. She started this thread with no sense of humor but over the past three pages she's seen the light.

She found a sense of humor and ill-used sarcasm in this thread. It's like we're watching her grow up.

No it's not like your watching that. But thanks for the laugh

uneek1323

MommyKe said:

meladoriestar said:

Guise. She's not back pedaling. She started this thread with no sense of humor but over the past three pages she's seen the light.

She found a sense of humor and ill-used sarcasm in this thread. It's like we're watching her grow up.

No it's not like your watching that. But thanks for the laugh

*you're

MommyKe

janda426 said:

I mean at least this was a cooler intro thread than anyone else's. I'd own it and stick around if I were you, because we are all awesome people

Hands down my favorite comment

MommyKe

FrecklesInside said:

estamos_tomamos said:

As long as we're all chilling I'm good, and I have a better feeling about this one than I had about Madame Foot-In-Mouth.

I don't, but I'm not psychic. I don't get the backpedaling. It is weird. Sling the word bitch around, say you're laughing at us, and then all "tee hee, I'll be here a while...I was joking..." 

Whatevs. 

Whatevs if you guys can comment what you want on my post then I definantly can post what I want on it

MommyKe

uneek1323 said:

MommyKe said:

uneek1323 said:

meladoriestar said:

Guise. She's not back pedaling. She started this thread with no sense of humor but over the past three pages she's seen the light.

She found a sense of humor and ill-used sarcasm in this thread. It's like we're watching her grow up.

No it's not like your watching that. But thanks for the laugh

*you're

I now pronounce you QUEEN OF GRAMMAR

janda426

For real doe you should apologize for calling us bitches because that was hurtful. Your first dose of Internet forums can be heavy but I don't think you've done anything an apology won't fix

janda426

Well not hurtful to me because I hadn't commented yet but yeah

MommyKe

Well I'm sorry if my use of the bitch word hurt any ones feelings. My hormones are at an all time high. Everything makes me feel sad or mad no in between lol

4RingCircus

Since there are no more funny gifs, I need to sleep. I have to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow for my flight. I will check in the am to see if this post gets back to the funny.

amandamelodyb

MommyKe said:

Well I'm sorry if my use of the bitch word hurt any ones feelings. My hormones are at an all time high. Everything makes me feel sad or mad no in between lol

MommyKe

amandamelodyb said:

MommyKe said:

Well I'm sorry if my use of the bitch word hurt any ones feelings. My hormones are at an all time high. Everything makes me feel sad or mad no in between lol

Ok?

mamajack86

Oh geez. Well back to your original question I thought I'd just add how I figured out my conception date. So I'm on a 32 day cycle, so I used one of those calculators to estimate my ovulation date and it gave me like a 4-5 day window. It just so happen for us that we only had sex once during that ovulation window and yep we're pregnant. Based on my LMP and conception date my due date is off about three days, but with my LO I was a week past my due date and I had to be induced so I've learned not to fixate myself on a "due date" because it can be off.

chaysefaith

Idk. I kinda like this one. I vote that she stays.

sunshine61994

This was a funny post.  It made ma laugh as I was trying to get some work done. Thank you for the entertainment.  For the OP, I only know when I had sex and how many weeks the baby is measuring.  I can assume conception took place on a certain day but I really don't know the exact day. It is all a mystery.  I can also say I never saw a baby book that asked the day of conception.  That is a whole lot of info that I am sure my future child isn't going to want to know.  I know my parents had sex to conceive me, but I really don't need to know the ins and outs of it.  Some things are better left unsaid and unknown.  Just my opinion.

P.S.  You are a bunch of funny people.  I like that you are honest and say what you think.  I am too old (yes I am very old) to be nice all of the time.  

Dawn

lhill88

@MommyKe‌ I'm pretty sure I saw your EDD is 3/14. Mine is too and my baby was made in a lab. I had my egg retrieval on 6/21, which is what they calculate as the ovulation date. So, I'd assume your conception date is somewhere around there...give or take a few days.