WTF Wednesday

Rach604 · July 2014

Spit it out. What made you say "WTF?!?" this week?

Rach604 · July 2014

WTF OB office. You told me in March that I would owe a deposit in June. When I hadn't been billed about it, I called and they said I would get something in the mail. Asked again at my appointment yesterday and they looked at me in shock and horror saying "You don't get billed, you're just supposed to pay it!". When I said "OK, great, here's a card, charge it." they asked ME how much it was. Uh, sorry, if you want my money you're going to have to tell me when I owe and how much!!

WTF DH. You had the last two days off and the ONE thing I asked you to do was clean litterboxes. Guess what didn't get done?

lookame3639 · July 2014

Wtf baby. I can't possibly get any bigger I've already gained more than my last pregnancy and yet here i am starving because your going through a growth spurt!? My only hope is that your putting on a lot of weight because your getting ready to be born in the next 2-3 weeks. (i can hope right?)

Wtf sleep. Why does my sleep have to be so horrid right now...waking up several times during the night due to heartburn, contractions, because I heard a noise, ect...I'm exhasted and I'm going to be pissy at work I already now it.

jamjoyful · July 2014

WTF contractions?! Why are you so intense this morning? I am not ready for this baby to come out yet.

MollyHooper · July 2014

WTF Everyone else in my house
H has new earlier hours which means the kids hear him in the morning and wake up an hour earlier than usual.
I need a big thing of coffee.

Jentech84 · July 2014

WTF exhaustion! I had a decent sleep last night (compared to the zero hrs the night before) and yet my eyelids feel like lead! If I rest them for just two seconds I'm sure I'll just nod right off. Whyyyy does this happen when I'm about to leave for work and not, y'know, at night when I can actually be sleeping??

haliebabyx3 · July 2014

Rach604 said:

WTF OB office. You told me in March that I would owe a deposit in June. When I hadn't been billed about it, I called and they said I would get something in the mail. Asked again at my appointment yesterday and they looked at me in shock and horror saying "You don't get billed, you're just supposed to pay it!". When I said "OK, great, here's a card, charge it." they asked ME how much it was. Uh, sorry, if you want my money you're going to have to tell me when I owe and how much!!

WTF DH. You had the last two days off and the ONE thing I asked you to do was clean litterboxes. Guess what didn't get done?

What!? Sounds like they need to get their stuff together!

My WTF is what I'm guessing is Braxton Hicks. It took me forever to fall asleep last night because I was so uncomfortable. My cramping is getting more intense by the day and I'm getting more uncomfortable. It is totally freaking H out. He wouldn't fall asleep last night until I did, because he wanted to make sure we didn't need to go to the hospital. He's cute, but every little thing he freaks out.

vk2204 · July 2014

wtf body?! I spent a good 2 hours throwing up last night. I didn't think I had that much stuff in my stomach. Now I am exhausted.

I have to wtf my boobs. I don't like the way they look. H loves them, but they look scary to me!

Dawn5481 · July 2014

Wtf swelling? I've had none until this past weekend, and by the end of my shift on Monday it's now full blown pitting edema??? Way to transition. Suck it.

Allison7 · July 2014

WTF that mattress, box springs, and rails are still in my house. After my bitch on Monday, DH promised to call and friend and have them out of here by Wednesday so we could set up the crib during the week. Well, it is Wednesday, my friend, and the bed is still set up....and you are out to a work dinner tonight, so I know it is not getting done today. I might explode.

M&Max · July 2014

WTF body - seriously, having braxton hicks is ok by me but can you not have them between the hours of 1 am and 5 am. I'm so exhausted this morning since I got virtually no sleep and I have to teach a training today. Ugh!

karacc18 · July 2014

WTF annoying cousin... she missed my shower on Friday without notifying my sister, and then send me a facebook message saying the following:

"Hey Lady! Hope you are doing well! I'm sorry i missed your shower, mom said it was beautiful!! One quick question, I know mom said that you were not disclosing any names but i wanted to make sure Hazel wasn't in the running! thanks love! hope to see you soon!"

Who the eff does that??!?!?!

kshare18 · July 2014

WTF everyone I walk near. I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY BABY ANYMORE. I swear I have to look down everywhere I go and speed walk. I don't feel like opening up to all strangers about this baby.

WTF pubes. Why are you growing so fast? I keep trying to trim you, but you keep on bushing out. I can't keep up. I'm not ready to give up the fight just yet, but I am getting close.

kaitm22 · July 2014

WTF to everything between now and 2:00. Today is the day I get audited at work. I have been dreading this day for 3 weeks and cant wait to have it over with.

WTF self for thinking the dog should sleep in my bed last night. I thought once I gave him his allergy pill he would conk out, but instead he wanted to cuddle all night, making me hot even though we are in the polar vortex right now. In addition to the stress about the audit ruining my sleep, the dog had to pile on the discomfort. Stupid stupid stupid.

tamarar5 · July 2014

Wtf self! I usually use a comb as a guard to do my last scaping so I can use dh's trimmer since I can't see. Couldn't find a comb so I did it anyway — and nicked myself! Even better, there's blood but I can't figure out where it's coming from, and can't reach to stave it!

Wtf DS! Pacis at nap and bedtime. This has been the deal for weeks. Where are you finding all these pacis? I've taken an extra 4 away this morning!

tamarar5 · July 2014

laurelcharles said:

kshare18 said:

WTF everyone I walk near. I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY BABY ANYMORE. I swear I have to look down everywhere I go and speed walk. I don't feel like opening up to all strangers about this baby.

WTF pubes. Why are you growing so fast? I keep trying to trim you, but you keep on bushing out. I can't keep up. I'm not ready to give up the fight just yet, but I am getting close.

kshare18 OMG THIS. I am so sick of talking about pregnancy, whether or not I'm excited, how I'm feeling, etc. It seems like NO ONE can carry a normal conversation with me anymore. I'm still the same person I was before I started gestating a human. Ask me about school. Ask me about work. Ask me about the last book I read. Ask about whether or not I like Taystee from OITNB. (I do!) Ask me anything that isn't baby-related. I miss normal conversation SO. MUCH.

I was just discussing the rudeness learning with DH! Why is it socially "acceptable" to comment on how big or small pregnant women are!! You wouldn't come up to someone who was clearly obese and comment, "omg you're so huge!'" So why do people think it's okay to say that to pregnant women? And yes — I am an educated person. Let's talk about something other than babies!

Edit: wtf autocorrect!! Educated =/= ineloquent. Wtf!

bcbuzzafsu · July 2014

WTF pelvic girdle pain? I have a toddler I still have to carry around and I can't be in this much pain!

5 weeks to go? Lord help me.

awalter5110 · July 2014

WTF Braxton Hicks. I am pretty good all day, but as soon as I lay down you decide its time to start up! How the hell am I suppose to "sleep while I still can" before baby comes and makes me a zombie when you will not leave my sleep alone?! Either be the real deal or go the hell away. That is all.

BeachM · July 2014

This is gross but WTF mucus. Is this the never ending mucus plug? I have no experience with this from last time but I had no idea this much can come out! Also, pelvis if you are going to split in half today just give me a warning creak or something. I can barely walk.

lckcdc3 · July 2014

WTF carpal tunnel. This shit hurts so bad. With DS1 it was only bad at night and the wrist braces helped. This time, it didn't start until much later in pregnancy but its SO much worse this time. My fingers are numb and the pain radiates up to my elbows. OUCH!

MC03 · July 2014

karacc18 said:

WTF annoying cousin... she missed my shower on Friday without notifying my sister, and then send me a facebook message saying the following:

"Hey Lady! Hope you are doing well! I'm sorry i missed your shower, mom said it was beautiful!! One quick question, I know mom said that you were not disclosing any names but i wanted to make sure Hazel wasn't in the running! thanks love! hope to see you soon!"

Who the eff does that??!?!?!

I don't know what you are planning on naming your baby but if I were you I would be seriously naming her Hazel now.

tamarar5 · July 2014

MC03 said:

karacc18 said:

WTF annoying cousin... she missed my shower on Friday without notifying my sister, and then send me a facebook message saying the following:

"Hey Lady! Hope you are doing well! I'm sorry i missed your shower, mom said it was beautiful!! One quick question, I know mom said that you were not disclosing any names but i wanted to make sure Hazel wasn't in the running! thanks love! hope to see you soon!"

Who the eff does that??!?!?!

I don't know what you are planning on naming your baby but if I were you I would be seriously naming her Hazel now.

My exact thoughts, lol!

tamarar5 · July 2014

I'm full of wtf today!

Wtf family! We haven't 100% decided on a name. We won't 100% decide on the name until baby girl is born. We have shared with you our top choices, so why is everyone insisting on calling her one specific name! We don't know yet! She will be Amelia OR Sophia. I'm not deciding until she is here. Badgering me isn't going to make up my mind.

And where the F did Fil come up with Theodora?! That's not even close to our list.

bkcgraham · July 2014

My WTF is to my life in general and I'm about done with everything. The last 9 months have pretty much been hell and I really cant take anymore. Don't get me wrong I am thankful for everything I have but at some point the stress becomes too much. I want to sleep till October.

karacc18 · July 2014

MC03 said:

karacc18 said:

WTF annoying cousin... she missed my shower on Friday without notifying my sister, and then send me a facebook message saying the following:

"Hey Lady! Hope you are doing well! I'm sorry i missed your shower, mom said it was beautiful!! One quick question, I know mom said that you were not disclosing any names but i wanted to make sure Hazel wasn't in the running! thanks love! hope to see you soon!"

Who the eff does that??!?!?!

I don't know what you are planning on naming your baby but if I were you I would be seriously naming her Hazel now.

I thought about it for a hot second lol. I hadn't drafted my response to her yet when she sent another message saying she was offended that i told my mom and that my mom called my other uncle to ask if she was expecting. She went on to tell me that she is 10 weeks along and thought i would have just asked her. Then again said "you didn't answer my question" I responded with, "I thought your question was out of line and insensitive, i didn't tell her to call our uncle, and as i said before our name choices are private and will share once the baby is here. Congrats on baby number 2. People.....

cblakin · July 2014

kshare18 said:

WTF everyone I walk near. I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY BABY ANYMORE. I swear I have to look down everywhere I go and speed walk. I don't feel like opening up to all strangers about this baby.

agreed. i am so tired of hearing about how the heat must be sooooo hard for me. yes, i get it. it's oregon, you all freak out if we get to the 80s. i'm from texas, i'm fine. and even if i weren't, i really wouldn't appreciate you telling me how miserable i must be all the damn time.

also wtf old hag at the restaurant yesterday. i was in a horrible mood, feeling like crap after two days of sciatica, doing homework all day as my term is ending next week, and just wanted some indian food. how do you think its appropriate to walk up to me, when i'm sitting down at the table in a conversation with my husband, to tell me how this is the easy part, and everything is about to get worse for me. 1) i didn't just wake up one morning and think about how fun and easy my life will be if i had a child and 2) even if i did it's none of your damn business so let me eat my masala in peace.

she didn't have much of a response when i asked her if she was this rude to other random pregnant strangers or if i was just lucky.

edit: formatting difficulties

BabyM82714 · July 2014

Not gonna lie, I've had what I would consider and extremly easy pregnancy. Week 34 is here and I am still working full time as a CNA/ nursing student and am still comfortable. I haven't found many things difficult. However, 6 weeks left it to long. I'm over it. I've waited long enough. It's been real pregnancy but this shit has got to go.

Daisylola11 · July 2014

WTF body! I know your pregnant but how the heck am I suppose to labor and deliver this LO if anything I do makes me tired, achey and out of breath!!

Putting the curtains up, vacuuming, eating... (FTM) I'm starting to worry a little

Rach604 · July 2014

cath5587 said:

WTF furnace?!!! We JUST had the carpets professionally cleaned and you decide to spring a leak the NEXT DAY? Now the carpet has all kinds of water stains and will need to be cleaned AGAIN. Does anyone have recommendations for a good store-bought carpet cleaning product?
@brlocklear‌ it's cheap to rent a carpet cleaner and buy solution from Home Depot. I want to say $30ish for the day. Obviously, H or someone else would have to do it for you though because it's pretty heavy to empty and refill the water. But, it looks great afterwards!

Ugh, sorry to hear that! I second this suggestion - local grocery stores around here rent them out too. I always love the way our carpets look after a good shampoo - we have 3 pets that always make more of a mess than I realize so I try to do it every couple of months. Good luck!

alphaxi614 · July 2014

kaypec90 said:

tamarar5 said:

kshare18 said:

WTF everyone I walk near. I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY BABY ANYMORE. I swear I have to look down everywhere I go and speed walk. I don't feel like opening up to all strangers about this baby.

WTF pubes. Why are you growing so fast? I keep trying to trim you, but you keep on bushing out. I can't keep up. I'm not ready to give up the fight just yet, but I am getting close.

kshare18 OMG THIS. I am so sick of talking about pregnancy, whether or not I'm excited, how I'm feeling, etc. It seems like NO ONE can carry a normal conversation with me anymore. I'm still the same person I was before I started gestating a human. Ask me about school. Ask me about work. Ask me about the last book I read. Ask about whether or not I like Taystee from OITNB. (I do!) Ask me anything that isn't baby-related. I miss normal conversation SO. MUCH.
I was just discussing the rudeness learning with DH! Why is it socially "acceptable" to comment on how big or small pregnant women are!! You wouldn't come up to someone who was clearly obese and comment, "omg you're so huge!'" So why do people think it's okay to say that to pregnant women? And yes — I am an ineloquent person. Let's talk about something other than babies!

Yes!! The next person who asks if there is something wrong with my baby because of my size is getting punched in the throat. I don't mind people asking when I'm due, but DO NOT follow up with a comment about my belly after!

This ALL OF THIS!! The next person who looks at me says "you've still got the baby in there?" is going to get punched in the neck! I still have a little over 2 weeks to go, and you can clearly see from looking at me that yes the baby is still in there. So why don't you shut the F up and get out of my way. I think they had it right when the made women go into confinement. I would be totally down sitting around with my friends and family of my choosing, binge watching netflix, and not having to wear real clothes. Just saying. WTF power company. Why do you turn the temp up on my AC every night at 3am? Why do you think i want to conserve power? I set my thermostat leave it alone! I'm tired of waking up sweaty to find it warmer in my house then it's supposed to be.

slippintrippn84 · July 2014

WTF body. Need some kind of sign that LO is ready to be born. Still no dilation. Still no loss of mucus plug. Still no increase of BH/contractions. I am getting murdered with incoming work and am having to train someone with aspergers and ADD to replace me. Mamma needs a 12 week break. Make it happen little guy! It is exhausting trying to communicate with him. We've worked together in the same department in the past, so I knew what would be coming, and I'm not knocking the guy- he's brilliant, but due to lack of brain power it's super hard to concentrate and keep us on any kind of training plan. Kinda maybe it's not helping that I'm on TB instead of working...but it helps get me through the day.

Danielle0989 · July 2014

WTF body? NOW you decide you don't want to poop?! No bueno! Looks like I'll be eating lots of Activia and fruit the next couple of days...

alphaxi614 · July 2014

Danielle0989 said:
WTF body? NOW you decide you don't want to poop?! No bueno! Looks like I'll be eating lots of Activia and fruit the next couple of days...

Try fiber one bars. They come in brownie and chocolate chip cookie and are only 90 calories. So you can gorge without guilt and they will help you poop!

Danielle0989 · July 2014

alphaxi614 said:

Danielle0989 said:
WTF body? NOW you decide you don't want to poop?! No bueno! Looks like I'll be eating lots of Activia and fruit the next couple of days...
Try fiber one bars. They come in brownie and chocolate chip cookie and are only 90 calories. So you can gorge without guilt and they will help you poop!

Ooh! Thanks! I'll definitely give those a try!

dogperson11 · July 2014

alphaxi614 said:

Danielle0989 said:
WTF body? NOW you decide you don't want to poop?! No bueno! Looks like I'll be eating lots of Activia and fruit the next couple of days...
Try fiber one bars. They come in brownie and chocolate chip cookie and are only 90 calories. So you can gorge without guilt and they will help you poop!

I got the lemon ones from Costco. I didn't have popping issues until the last 4-6 weeks. Now I'm terrified every time I poop because it feels like a soda can. The fiber one bars help. So do prunes.

alphaxi614 · July 2014

dogperson11 said:

alphaxi614 said:

Danielle0989 said:
WTF body? NOW you decide you don't want to poop?! No bueno! Looks like I'll be eating lots of Activia and fruit the next couple of days...
Try fiber one bars. They come in brownie and chocolate chip cookie and are only 90 calories. So you can gorge without guilt and they will help you poop!
I got the lemon ones from Costco. I didn't have popping issues until the last 4-6 weeks. Now I'm terrified every time I poop because it feels like a soda can. The fiber one bars help. So do prunes.

I've been having pooping problems since early second tri. These are by my far my favorite way to cope with it. I wasn't a big fan of the Lemmon, though I did see they have a cinnamon coffee cake one I'll have to try.

nthomas1014 · July 2014

WTF house. I thought you were great when we moved in and now I'm seeing mice? I thought my neighbor was joking about this unit having mice but nope. Cat killed one and caught another one today that has been hiding under our sofa for the last 24 hours. I'm disgusted. I cant stop thinking about the sounds and how our carpet must be dirty. I want to steam clean everything but I'm going to have to wait until the mice are all dead. Maybe I'l try to get housing to do it for us because at 36 weeks I don't feel like lugging a rug doctor around.

rainbowwillow · July 2014

WTF why am I feeling so nauseated now all of a sudden?! And MP, pleaaaasssseee stop waling me up at 4:30AM to walk the dogs!

gahorseygal · July 2014

Wtf both the OB and chiropractor were running an hour behind this morning. And parents please parent your children. I understand its hard for them to sit still aftwr waiting for so long but dont just roll your eyes and ignore your child when they throw things. He is trying to get your attention but apparently your phone is more important.

Wtf dogs. Coming home to three piles of poop in the hallway when we went for a walk before i left?? Not cool. Cue total pregnancy meltdown.

Kudos to Kroger for offering me orange juice and cantaloupe as soon as I walked in. I needed the sugar boost and snack badly after waiting two hours at the doctors!!

Eric&Steph11 · July 2014

WTF 70 year old female patient at work, of course you have to be the billionth person to ask me about my pregnancy and then proceed to tell me about your tearing and need for an episiotomy a million years ago. My favorite part of the convo.."Don't be nervous, the episiotomy is your friend." I'm ready to have this baby if only so people will stop telling me information I don't need to know about their vaginas!

nthomas1014 · July 2014

shinyredsmartazz said:

nthomas1014 said:

WTF house. I thought you were great when we moved in and now I'm seeing mice? I thought my neighbor was joking about this unit having mice but nope. Cat killed one and caught another one today that has been hiding under our sofa for the last 24 hours. I'm disgusted. I cant stop thinking about the sounds and how our carpet must be dirty. I want to steam clean everything but I'm going to have to wait until the mice are all dead. Maybe I'l try to get housing to do it for us because at 36 weeks I don't feel like lugging a rug doctor around.

Make sure you take care of this soon. Not trying to freak you out, but we were a little too casual about a couple mice at my last apartment and ended up with a full-on infestation. It was NOT pretty. Sorry to hear you have to deal with the little assholes.

Don't worry I've been freaked out for a little while.I bought some mouse traps but I don't see a spot in the house where the animals or my toddler would have zero access too and still be effective. I hope housing has something better to tell me tomorrrow.

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