FFFC- Tell me your sins.

DoctorWorm222 · June 2014

megbmeg said:

nesenotes said:

I had a steamy lesbian sex dream last night. I'm not into the V at all. Even mine grosses me out. I'm confused about life this morning lol. Hormones are crazy.

I had to save my dogs from alligators last night. I live nowhere near alligators.

I get weirdo dreams, not sex dreams.

@twolittledogs basically all my weird pregnancy dreams have been about saving the dog. Mostly from lions. At least one bear.

I dreamed that my dog's ear caught fire while she was trying to steal food off the stove. I had to chase her around to put it out. Weird.

LaxMOM44 · June 2014

I kinda want a shower even though this is my second baby. Not for the presents just for the food and attention. I am an AW through and through.

AlwaysForgetful · June 2014

twolittledogs said:

norweigan said:

.... Culver's has cheese curds? OMG...

breaded and deep fried cheese curds that still squeak when you chew them.

Yes... Mmmm........ I drove 20 minutes down the highway in the rain (with a van full of hungry kids) to get them too! lol It is a good day today.... I didn't share them with anyone!

I may or may not be feeding my youngest their french fries too.

PacoCat33 · June 2014

@ColeyCannoli‌ that is hilarious! Thank you for sharing!

Hope your not inviting your friend who planned that bridal shower, or you could end up with one of these cakes: https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2008/7/22/the-first-censored-cake-wreck.html

AlwaysForgetful · June 2014

twolittledogs said:

nesenotes said:

I've never had a cheese curd. I've seen pictures because of TB. They look absolutely disgusting. I don't know if I could eat it.

It's really no different than a piece of cheese.

What she said! That's all it is. Cheese that isn't pressed into a pretty little block or round. My dad inspects some of the cheese places in WI and one in the UP of Michigan and always brings me some. Mmm....

rshamos · June 2014

megbmeg said:

nesenotes said:

I had a steamy lesbian sex dream last night. I'm not into the V at all. Even mine grosses me out. I'm confused about life this morning lol. Hormones are crazy.

I had to save my dogs from alligators last night. I live nowhere near alligators.

I get weirdo dreams, not sex dreams.

@twolittledogs basically all my weird pregnancy dreams have been about saving the dog. Mostly from lions. At least one bear.

I've shared this before but I had a sex dream about Chuckie. We made out in a car in the park. Yes, the psycho serial killer doll. It was sooooo weird. But still pretty hot?

FFFC: I haven't swept my house in three weeks, neither has my husband. I am living in the dust bowl right now. It's horrible. I swear I'll do it this weekend.

desertsun · June 2014

HOW are you all eating fast food and cupcakes and noodles and coke and not gaining like crazy? I'm so jealous! My confession: I'm up 10 pounds and am only 12 weeks.

I ate too much junk weeks 5-9, but have been much more healthy lately and still, the scale keeps creeping up. I haven't announced at work and none of my old clothes fit. Trying to disguise the bump and not wear obvious maternity wear is frustrating.

JaymeeLH · June 2014

desertsun said:
HOW are you all eating fast food and cupcakes and noodles and coke and not gaining like crazy? I'm so jealous! My confession: I'm up 10 pounds and am only 12 weeks. I ate too much junk weeks 5-9, but have been much more healthy lately and still, the scale keeps creeping up. I haven't announced at work and none of my old clothes fit. Trying to disguise the bump and not wear obvious maternity wear is frustrating.

I have really good genes, and I KNOW that blessing is going to end soon, but I've been able to eat like crap my whole life and not gain weight. I'm good about eating fruits and veggies but I'm also hyperactive and have a very fast metabolism. My mom was the same way until she had kids. So I'm trying to only eat like that once in a blue moon

AlwaysForgetful · June 2014

Ok, I have another one. I was just told I am evil for it, but I don't care. Flame away.

I blocked my ex and ex MIL from seeing my Happy Birthday post to my eldest. I wanted to see if they even remembered. Not that it matters to much to my son, but I am really curious if they even keep track. I feel like they go through the motions to save face (Show up to birthday parties) and that's it.... So far nothing.

AbsolutelyAyrianna · June 2014

chayshay1408 said:

nesenotes said:

I had a steamy lesbian sex dream last night. I'm not into the V at all. Even mine grosses me out. I'm confused about life this morning lol. Hormones are crazy.

Best FFFC ever. Mostly because this has happened to me also.

I ship it ^

AngelSong76 · June 2014

FFFC: I have no idea what cheese curds are.

Also, I think fondant is gross and I totally do not see the point. Frosting should be buttercream (or some equally delicious flavor) and.. well... edible.

And now I want cake.

AngelSong76 · June 2014

stephaniefine said:

I'm jealous of pregnancy sex dreams. I want steamy dreams too damn it!

You may not... my last pregnancy I had steamy sex dreams about my EX husband. It was gross. I felt dirty when I woke up and really wanted to steam clean my brain.

My pregnancy dreams are usually just bizarre. Like last night when I was in the home of Leonardo da Vinci trying to figure out why he had a certain type of doll when he was a kid. And then the water washed the staircase away and we were trapped. Just... bizarre.

Jessie333 · June 2014

One of the main reasons I am considering doing swimming lessons this summer for DD is because it tires her out so much. She typically will nap for 3+ hours after a 30 min class.

Manateearmz · June 2014

@AlwaysForgetful I fail to see how that is evil.

rshamos · June 2014

stephaniefine said:

I'm jealous of pregnancy sex dreams. I want steamy dreams too damn it!

Chuckie! It was extremely odd. The red head I wanted to dream of was Prince Harry! I guess my pregnancy brain fused him and a baby together.

Manateearmz · June 2014

kiranata said:

Now that he's almost two (eh who am I kidding, I've been doing it since Christmas) if I'm driving a three to 4 minute distance, target to Payless for example, I don't buckle him in.
.

Somebody I know was in a horrible accident last night. Her LO was safe thanks to her car seat. I really hope to god that I am fucking misreading this.
Edited for words

Manateearmz · June 2014

If it's that big deal to fasten a buckle then maybe you should just walk.

emeraldanchor · June 2014

stephaniefine said:

kiranata said:

Now that he's almost two (eh who am I kidding, I've been doing it since Christmas) if I'm driving a three to 4 minute distance, target to Payless for example, I don't buckle him in.

.

I have to flame you for this. I usually keep my mouth shut but I just can't this time. What if in that 3-4 minute car ride you are in an accident and he gets hurt, or worse. How could you ever forgive yourself. Not to mention that is child endangerment. Your 2 year old can't speak for himself so I will speak for him. Please buckle that sweet baby up. His life is worth more then the inconvenience of taking 30 seconds to buckle his seat.

Everything she said.

This is SO irresponsible. I cant even imagine being this nonchalant about my child's safety. Accidents can happen anywhere, no matter the distance.

norweigan · June 2014

For those of you that never heard of cheese curds.

OhMySpawn · June 2014

kiranata said:

Now that he's almost two (eh who am I kidding, I've been doing it since Christmas) if I'm driving a three to 4 minute distance, target to Payless for example, I don't buckle him in.

Whaa?!? No. Just no. Wrong on so many levels. And umm, ILLEGAL! I can't even.

emeraldanchor · June 2014

This week I've bought cake, oatmeal cream pies, and Arby's all because of the bump.

I also am hoping to hit up Starbucks this weekend and I've only had it once. But omg the Creme drinks look amazing.

hoping4aUNICORN · June 2014

And ........ Here we go! 8->

chicorojo · June 2014

@ColeyCannoli‌ that cake had me in tears, you totally deserve an amazing baby shower and an even more amazing cake!

@kiranata‌ not cool dude, so so dangerous. Also, this is the least of the horrible things that could happen when you don't buckle a kid in, but my almost three year old unbuckled his own 5 point harness once, and leaned down to get a toy, right in front of a cop. He gave me a ticket but luckily wrote a note to the judge saying he witnessed my son taking of his own seatbelt, so the I didn't have to pay the $280, also the judge informed me I could get charged with child endangerment.

sbevann26 · June 2014

I crave KD like all the time. DH does not like me eating it at all...

Not only do I have a hidden stash in the house, but on Fridays I work late, so when he leaves for work I make a whole box and eat it.

Of course I use a separate garbage bag and wash all dishes immediately.

... I feel like I'm cleaning up a murder sometimes.

BankerBSN · June 2014

@kiranata‌ I feel sorry for your child due to your reckless behavior.

Eora3 · June 2014

https://m.target.com/p/eddie-bauer-xrs-65-convertible-car-seat/-/A-15261652
He's too tall for the rear facing guide for his seat, so yyyyyyyeah, no. I might agree to the whole he needs to be buckled at all times (and usually I do walk unless it's like 12 million below or 12 million above) but sorry, I'm not going against guidelines on the manufacturer because of your beliefs.

You have to be trolling us, right? The logic of this statement is so ass-backwards, you have to be joking. He is too tall for it to be rear facing so, the solution is to throw him through the windshield or rear glass if you have an accident?! You know that can happen right?
It is a convertible carseat for fucks sake!! Just turn it around and buckle him in.

BankerBSN · June 2014

kiranata said:
I didn't say it was a belief I said it occurs sometimes. It isn't like it's an every day occurrence, or even every monthly occurrence. You ladies (and a couple dudes on our board?) are making the inference that it occurs all the time every time.

Honey, you are the one who said that it has been happening since Christmas. Something tells me it was not just that *one time* you drove from target to Payless.

BankerBSN · June 2014

kiranata said:

BankerBSN said:
@kiranata‌ I feel sorry for your child due to your reckless behavior.
Are you gonna pray for me and bless my heart too?

You don't want my prayers.

OhMySpawn · June 2014

kiranata said:

I didn't say it was a belief I said it occurs sometimes. It isn't like it's an every day occurrence, or even every monthly occurrence. You ladies (and a couple dudes on our board?) are making the inference that it occurs all the time every time.

**STUCK IN THE BOX!**

Your original words sure as hell don't elude to it occurring SOMETIMES.

Manateearmz · June 2014

Not agree =\= legal

Laws on child endangerment don't bend because a parent doesn't "agree" with them.

My head just exploded.

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BankerBSN · June 2014

As a FTM and having never placed a kid in a car seat, is it really that difficult and time consuming?

Eora3 · June 2014

@kiranata‌ do you buckle yourself when you drive?

BankerBSN · June 2014

I can see your likes @MissMusic‌ :P

hoping4aUNICORN · June 2014

Just made some popcorn, .......my FFFC......my kids are all happily playing mindcraft on this gorgeous day, and I'm not even going to try and get them out side for 2 reasons:

1. They might be able to skip a bath tonight
2. This is just getting good, and I can't stop closing this board and reopening!!

Manateearmz · June 2014

I don't give a flip if it's not a daily or monthly thing. I haven't been in an accident in years, but you'd better believe hat my child is safe in the event that one should happen.

There would be a lot less fatalities if we had a heads up on when accidents happen. Pull your head out of your ass now before something happens to your child and you have to live with the guilt that you couldn't take 3 seconds out of your precious Payless run.

haloform · June 2014

I usually try not to judge too harshly, but man, I am just full out JUDGING her for being so f'ing lazy that she can't be bothered to a) make sure every precaution she can take to keep her child safe is taken, and b) for just nonchalantly breaking the law. Come on. Seriously. Buckle your kid. It's not hard, and you never know when it might save their life.

Manateearmz · June 2014

IamInigoMontoya said:

BankerBSN said:
As a FTM and having never placed a kid in a car seat, is it really that difficult and time consuming?
Nope.

They might fight you once and a while, but it takes much less time than the consequences of not doing it.

I can't even imagine knowingly putting my child at risk because I can't be bothered with a FUCKING BUCKLE.

$9.99 shoes are more important!!!!!!111!1!

kimba1976 · June 2014

BankerBSN said:

As a FTM and having never placed a kid in a car seat, is it really that difficult and time consuming?

NO. Infants go into a car seat that usually has a base that stays in the car. So you strap baby in car seat and then pop them onto the base. Super easy. Once they move to a car seat that stays in the car, it takes on average less than 20 seconds to get them securely fastened (unless they are having a tantrum). And I can tell you after doing it several hundred times it feels unnatural to get in the car and NOT strap the kiddo in.

I won't even allow an adult passenger in my car to not wear their seat belt. I can't understand a mother not buckling her child. I'm baffled.

BankerBSN · June 2014

Manateearmz said:

IamInigoMontoya said:

BankerBSN said:
As a FTM and having never placed a kid in a car seat, is it really that difficult and time consuming?
Nope.
They might fight you once and a while, but it takes much less time than the consequences of not doing it.

I can't even imagine knowingly putting my child at risk because I can't be bothered with a FUCKING BUCKLE.

$9.99 shoes are more important!!!!!!111!1!

Can we also discuss rear vs front facing? I was reading an article that even if you think your kid's legs are squished, if you put them rear facing to early in an accident they can/will break their neck and if they remain rear facing they may break a leg. I choose leg over neck. (But then again I am not sure how true that article is)

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