FFFC- Tell me your sins.

Manateearmz

Flame Free Friday Confessional time!

(Hint for the noobs, not flame free)

Manateearmz

Mine is that despite my gender vs sex debate I use "gender" on a daily basis.

I work on a system that cannot be recoded and requires me to type gender or it will not take my data.

norweigan

I get irrationally mad at people when they run (or swiftly walk) in front of me in lines to get food (like at restaurants to get in their order first or get seated first). All I can think is "how could you get in the way of a pregnant woman and her food!!!!!", but then I realize I'm not showing yet so they don't know. I can't wait to have a bump so that I can shame those people. 

CandEChicago

I almost wish the Rebecca Black "Friday" song was never created. DH saw the title of my post and the jerk started to sing it. Hence the reference to it being stuck in my head in my earlier post.

CandaceC1020

I cuss like a sailor.  My favorite word is the F bomb.  I've been known to throw in a twat or a cunt or two, or three. 

Manateearmz

I feel you @norweigan‌!

People only seem to get worse the more pregnant you get. I yelled at a lady in Walgreens once who went the wrong way on an electric door shoving me so she could exit when I was walking through. I shamed her so bad. FTR I was 6 months pregnant at the time with some death cold and wasn't in the mood for rudeness.

AnonnAni

My DD has an appointment today in the middle of the day and my DH is dropping her at my job for me to walk her over (work at one hospital but she is going across the street to the other) and after I totally am planning on bringing her back over to my job and hiding with her in my office for the next two hours till I go home.

nesenotes

I had a steamy lesbian sex dream last night. I'm not into the V at all. Even mine grosses me out. I'm confused about life this morning lol. Hormones are crazy.

haleyusf

Eating my 2nd breakfast/1st lunch -- hummus wrap with feta cheese. So. Good.

AlwaysForgetful

Today is #1's birthday. I told SO that he wanted cheese curds from Culver's.... I lied. I want them. He just wants grilled cheese for lunch. SO asked me if it was #1 or the baby wanting them. I got mad at SO. So now SO feels bad for accusing me of hiding behind my kid. *hangs head* I'm going to hell for lying. Don't care right now because I am getting cheese curds for lunch!!!!! ....... and getting #1-4 grilled cheese sandwiches.

meanie3

chayshay1408 said:

I am starting to enjoy the song 'Fancy' by Iggy Azaela. 

DH snap chats me a video of himself singing it on a daily basis. So I listened to it, now I can't stop singing 'i'm so fanccaayyy'

ay yi yi 

Have you seen this Fancy parody called "I'm so Pregnant". It's pretty damn funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVuittFyM34

nesenotes

AlwaysForgetful said:

Today is #1's birthday. I told SO that he wanted cheese curds from Culver's.... I lied. I want them. He just wants grilled cheese for lunch. SO asked me if it was #1 or the baby wanting them. I got mad at SO. So now SO feels bad for accusing me of hiding behind my kid. *hangs head* I'm going to hell for lying. Don't care right now because I am getting cheese curds for lunch!!!!! ....... and getting #1-4 grilled cheese sandwiches.

Who doesn't hide behind their toddlers for all kinds of things? I use mine as a scapegoat on the reg. I'm pretty sure DH does to. It's the perk of being a parent.

norweigan

AlwaysForgetful said:

Today is #1's birthday. I told SO that he wanted cheese curds from Culver's.... I lied. I want them. He just wants grilled cheese for lunch. SO asked me if it was #1 or the baby wanting them. I got mad at SO. So now SO feels bad for accusing me of hiding behind my kid. *hangs head* I'm going to hell for lying. Don't care right now because I am getting cheese curds for lunch!!!!! ....... and getting #1-4 grilled cheese sandwiches.

.... Culver's has cheese curds? OMG...

OhMySpawn

I had to abandon a thong in a random Wal-Mart bathroom this week. I've learned the hard way that I cannot trust pregnancy farts.

nesenotes

twolittledogs said:

nesenotes said:

I had a steamy lesbian sex dream last night. I'm not into the V at all. Even mine grosses me out. I'm confused about life this morning lol. Hormones are crazy.

I had to save my dogs from alligators last night. I live nowhere near alligators.

I get weirdo dreams, not sex dreams.



We haven't DTD in a month. I told DH we probably should fix that dry spell.

FoxiePM

Manateearmz said:

Mine is that despite my gender vs sex debate I use "gender" on a daily basis.

I work on a system that cannot be recoded and requires me to type gender or it will not take my data.

Oh the horror, I'm surprised you don't punch the computer screen.

FoxiePM

I ate a cupcake for "pre" breakfast!

kayak11

I told my 2 year old that we were out of strawberries when he said he wanted them with his lunch. I actually hid them in the back of the fridge because I want them for a snack while he naps.

I also told my husband yesterday that DS and I finished the last bit of ice cream for dessert after dinner. I actually ate it myself while DS was napping. Clearly, when I want food I become a liar

kimba1976

nesenotes said:

Today is #1's birthday. I told SO that he wanted cheese curds from Culver's.... I lied. I want them. He just wants grilled cheese for lunch. SO asked me if it was #1 or the baby wanting them. I got mad at SO. So now SO feels bad for accusing me of hiding behind my kid. *hangs head* I'm going to hell for lying. Don't care right now because I am getting cheese curds for lunch!!!!! ....... and getting #1-4 grilled cheese sandwiches.

Who doesn't hide behind their toddlers for all kinds of things? I use mine as a scapegoat on the reg. I'm pretty sure DH does to. It's the perk of being a parent.

Exactly. Since becoming pregnant my poor daughter has developed some really worrisome gas issues. So has the dog now that I think about it....

 

LinziLoo09

I just called DH and demanded that he bring me a large cookie cake this evening. I justified it by saying that my birthday was earlier this month, but we didn't really celebrate it because I was taking exams. But I really want a cookie cake.

nesenotes

I've never had a cheese curd. I've seen pictures because of TB. They look absolutely disgusting. I don't know if I could eat it.

irishtriplets

kimba1976

Your gif?  I can't.  I just can't.  I may die from laughter. 

CandEChicago

This might get flamed.

I am helping plan my baby shower. My mom and sister mean very well by wanting to throw one but if it were up to them...it would not get planned. We have painfully learned this from numerous past events (graduation parties, showers, extended family BBQs, etc.)

Further back in the day, the Knot ladies had to teach me the difference between classy & cute versus Klassy.

lionyloo32

Cheese curds on fries, with gravy ... OMG drool. 

CandEChicago

nesenotes said:

I've never had a cheese curd. I've seen pictures because of TB. They look absolutely disgusting. I don't know if I could eat it.

This is one thing I can't eat. Everyone raves abut them but they make me feel ill after eating them.

ETA - thinking about it more I last ate there before I was gluten free. So the whole meal made me feel off and upset my stomach.

ColeyCannoli

CandEChicago said:

This might get flamed.

I am helping plan my baby shower. My mom and sister mean very well by wanting to throw one but if it were up to them...it would not get planned. We have painfully learned this from numerous past events (graduation parties, showers, extended family BBQs, etc.)

Further back in the day, the Knot ladies had to teach me the difference between classy & cute versus Klassy.

I feel this. I ended up having two bridal showers cause the first one was so so bad. The friend who planned it (who forced it) didn't actually give two-shits when it came time because she had some new boyfriend to dote on. But at least my mom has taste and threw me another that had edible food and stuff to do.
on the plus side, my first shower cake ended up on cakewrecks.com :P

CandEChicago

ColeyCannoli said:

on the plus side, my first shower cake ended up on cakewrecks.com :P

I need to see this! Can you post a link or a photo?

momtoE25

I just threw a fit bc my BIL asked me to watch his daughter while he takes my sister fishing. Shes the kind of baby that has to held and walked around at all times and screams bloody murder if it doesn't happen. Ain't nobody got time for that.
I know, I'm an awful aunt.

ColeyCannoli

gradschoolmom1234 said:

CandEChicago said:

on the plus side, my first shower cake ended up on cakewrecks.com :P

I need to see this! Can you post a link or a photo?

@ColeyCannoli *chants* LINK! LINK! LINK!

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2013/1/15/keep-it-simple-stupid.html

By request! Enjoy! (My family calls it "The PigButt Cake")

Edit: 'cause mobile 

GradSchoolPrincess

@ColeyCannoli‌ thanks for the laugh!

CandEChicago

ColeyCannoli said:

gradschoolmom1234 said:

CandEChicago said:

ColeyCannoli said:

on the plus side, my first shower cake ended up on cakewrecks.com :P

I need to see this! Can you post a link or a photo?

@ColeyCannoli *chants* LINK! LINK! LINK!

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2013/1/15/keep-it-simple-stupid.html

By request! Enjoy! (My family calls it "The PigButt Cake")

Edit: 'cause mobile 

-------quote fail---------

LMAO - that is great! I love how you can see a fondant line in the middle of it.

But now the hungry PG lady is about to come out. - it at least tasted good, right?

ColeyCannoli

CandEChicago said:

gradschoolmom1234 said:

CandEChicago said:

on the plus side, my first shower cake ended up on cakewrecks.com :P

I need to see this! Can you post a link or a photo?

@ColeyCannoli *chants* LINK! LINK! LINK!

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2013/1/15/keep-it-simple-stupid.html

By request! Enjoy! (My family calls it "The PigButt Cake")

Edit: 'cause mobile 

-------quote fail--------- LMAO - that is great! I love how you can see a fondant line in the middle of it. But now the hungry PG lady is about to come out. - it at least tasted good, right? Oh, the best part was that is was red on the inside. I think they were going for red velvet and failed. It tasted pretty horrible - just lots of thick, gross fondant covering a ton of frosting and there was some red cake in there too. 

But I bet I could eat it now... :P

leenieb123

@ColeyCannoli I feel so bad for you and hope you have an awesome baby shower! With a beautiful cake

2bwritten

DH has been "too busy" and "too tired" for the last 3 weeks and finally got a little frisky Tuesday night while I was packing my lunch for work the next day. I asked him to wait 5 minutes so I could get it packed up before the cat got into it and he proceeded to go to bed and fall asleep!! I got so mad at him I didn't speak to him all day Wednesday...then he finally figured out why I was pissed and laughed at me because I'm never this horny. I remember going on a rant that ended with "I'M PREGNANT AND HAVE NEEDS BITCH," and all he could do was die laughing at me. Like doubled over dying laughing at me. And we STILL haven't DTD!!!!! He might not last the weekend...

ColeyCannoli

leenieb123 - thank you! I will pay for it, if I have to. I know that's pretty flame worthy but if everyone is giving me gifts, I can bring the cake for everyone, haha.

Though that cake has gone down in family history and someone always brings it up when there's a cake. I wish I could have recorded everyone's reactions when it was opened )

BankerBSN

Every meal for the past 5 days has been noodles and regular coke. I am not ashamed.

leenieb123

ColeyCannoli said:

leenieb123 - thank you! I will pay for it, if I have to. I know that's pretty flame worthy but if everyone is giving me gifts, I can bring the cake for everyone, haha.

Though that cake has gone down in family history and someone always brings it up when there's a cake. I wish I could have recorded everyone's reactions when it was opened )

At least you can laugh about it now. I'll go on record that with your circumstances and history, I wouldn't flame you.

Manateearmz

@ColeyCannoli‌ you have all of my sorries for that cake.

mcr957

I've never taken a selfie and don't plan to if I can help it. And I don't have a Twitter or Instagram account. 

megbmeg

twolittledogs said:

nesenotes said:

I had a steamy lesbian sex dream last night. I'm not into the V at all. Even mine grosses me out. I'm confused about life this morning lol. Hormones are crazy.

I had to save my dogs from alligators last night. I live nowhere near alligators.

I get weirdo dreams, not sex dreams.



@twolittledogs basically all my weird pregnancy dreams have been about saving the dog. Mostly from lions. At least one bear.

JaymeeLH

For lunch today I got a cheeseburger and 4 piece nugget from mcdonalds, I figure it's totally cool cause I skipped the fries