Omg, you guys. Hot Grocery Guy responded to my post this morning ;;)
His first email was really weird. Something about acting motivated by fantasy and presuming the grocery guy wasn't a horrible person or whatever. It was weird. The first name matched Hot Grocery Guy, but the first and last name matched this folk/rock singer in my city (not the same person), so I wasn't sure. I responded anyway, and called him out on his bullshit.
So he replied again and basically said, "Um, you did check the name on the email, right? HELLO, IT'S ME. HOT GROCERY GUY."
I hyperventilated a little, not gonna lie lol. I finally responded to him and am waiting on him to demonstrate he knows who I am. Y'all, what have I gotten myself into...