UOs. Let's do this thing.

NotSharknado · May 2014

A person who gets a DUI over and over again is an asshole.

Helenahhandbasket · May 2014

Darbie914 said:

uconnhuskie007 said:

Blow jobs aren't my style, and they definitely suck.

ISWYDT

Jinx, @darbie914.

You owe me a scone.

NotSharknado · May 2014

Now excuse me but I'll be in mini Boden's website if anyone needs me.

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NotSharknado · May 2014

This just came in from the gap. I die.

RondackHiker · May 2014

NotSharknado said:
This just came in from the gap. I die.

Oh! I want!

NotSharknado · May 2014

And these

[Deleted User] · May 2014

MrsBadKat said:

HilarityEnsued said:

lol at your pumpkin @mrsbadkat

How excited were the teenage girls to learn there was a directioner in their midst?

@dragonblood13 carved that one. It was our love pumpkin. I really hoped that it would attract all the neighborhood Directioners, but no one ever acknowledged it. WELP.

S was sooooo grossed out by the Pumpkin guts. It was awesome.

PeanutButterFox · May 2014

SIL just sent this super cute romper for E (along with a whole fuckload of other adorable stuff). I love it so so so much, but y'all it buttons, and there's no crotch snaps. We're trying to potty train. This is a logistical nightmare. I'ma still put her in it though, cuz fucking adorable.

Helenahhandbasket · May 2014

AuburnGirlSC said:

I am afraid to put DD (5) in rompers because I'm afraid she'll have to use the bathroom and pee on herself before she can get it off to go.

Or that she will be wearing one out at the bar, and have the great idea to try to just move her underwear out of the way and try to pee out one of the leg holes, but wind up peeing all over herself instead because drunk.

Oh wait. That was me.

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Helenahhandbasket · May 2014

Darbie914 said:

@helenahhandbasket HA! We're so close that I could send you one Fedex and that scone will be delicious and fresh as hell.

OR-- you could just buy one for me and give it to me in person at the Northeastern GTG?? Wishful thinking?

[Deleted User] · May 2014

I somehow keep getting tagged in an UO thread about baby clothes.

STAHP.

;-)

WillieNelsonsGardener · May 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

My cousin was wearing a romper at her bridal luncheon and when she got up to go the bathroom my drunk aunt loud asked, "DOES SHE HAVE TO GET COMPLETELY NAKED IN THERE NOW"

lol

God I love that drunk, hilarious relative that every family has.

PeanutButterFox · May 2014

I also feel that I should reiterate how much I love the romper, cuz I really do. I also really really love my SIL and that she always looks out for E with her Gymboree discount. My kid owes her aunt big for keeping her well dressed.

(Just in case her best friend's grandfather's uncle stumbles upon this in 6 years.)

WillieNelsonsGardener · May 2014

justAphase said:

HilarityEnsued said:

My cousin was wearing a romper at her bridal luncheon and when she got up to go the bathroom my drunk aunt loud asked, "DOES SHE HAVE TO GET COMPLETELY NAKED IN THERE NOW"

lol

God I love that drunk, hilarious relative that every family has.
I think that's going to be me.

::eye to eye:: Cheers to having good goals in life.

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CinemaGoddess · May 2014

I AM REALLY HAPPY SCOUTNUMBERS AND ELLA ARE BACK.

YES, THAT NEEDED TO BE YELLED. LOUDLY. FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS.

NeneCakies · May 2014

AW to the MB

CinemaGoddess · May 2014

Thong = Buttfloss.

secretsout · May 2014

love tits aren't working for me and this makes me mad.

also, if i'm paying a butt ton of money for cable internet service, then said internet should work better.

also, if you are the director of somewhere and you want me to pay you money today, you should answer my phone call and/or email.

and now i can't post either. and this damn underlining shit!

CinemaGoddess · May 2014

mbenit4 said:

Is this Parenting 2011? The whole let's not judge what people are wearing. Pah-lease. Then let's do away with UO. Most of the opinions are a judgment in some way of another person.

I don't know the perfect person that never judges another. Jesus, is that you?

Jesus is totally like "Bitch, please." in this picture.

MSC03 · May 2014

Multiple DUI's is a more likely indicator of an alcohol addiction problem than someone's decision-making abilities or good/bad status.

I do not believe addiction makes someone a bad person.

CinemaGoddess · May 2014

And this thread is totally 2011 because it is filled with posters from that glorious time.

I am ok with #tbt UO thread.

Forreal.

BluepointToasted · May 2014

Damn ladies this moved fast.

Scones are my favorite pastry.

That is all.

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MSC03 · May 2014

Yes to both of your questions.

mbenit4 said:

Is this Parenting 2011? The whole let's not judge what people are wearing. Pah-lease. Then let's do away with UO. Most of the opinions are a judgment in some way of another person.

I don't know the perfect person that never judges another. Jesus, is that you?

CinemaGoddess · May 2014

MSC is totally Jesus.

jesuisfatiguee · May 2014

angelashly said:

I don't see Bey allowing someone to beat her. I could be wrong, but if they fight I see them both throwing down. Also if he is hitting her than Beyonce has a reason to hit him back not Solange if she doesn't agree with him hitting her and Bey stays don't hang out with them

Abusive relationships don't make sense.

And wtf to "just don't hang out with them." That's her sister, yo.

FalconCrest · May 2014

Wow! I am finally caught up and my UO is that I love when my kids are on summer vacation. DD1 spends all of her school day being sweet to her teachers and staff, that she is a beast by the time she gets home. When she is on break from school, she is sweet to me all day and I love it!

jesuisfatiguee · May 2014

mbenit4 said:

I never carried hand wipes or antibacterial gel. I am an avid hand washer. Yes, after every diaper change and bathroom use. I have the children wash their hands regularly.

I did use a cart cover. I loved it. It didn't take but a few seconds to put on and off. Not only did it cover the seat, it made it cushiony and comfy. I could hook the toys to it. Put my phone in pocket. My baby could sleep in it. Loved it!! I don't care if you used one or not. I would still bust my cover out today and use it if possible. If you wouldn't feel comfortable licking a cart handle, I don't know why you are ok with your baby doing it. If you like it, I love it for you.

I love my cart cover, too! I give 0 fucks about being pretentious.

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MSC03 · May 2014

Mackalien13 said:

I miss TB circa 2012

You mean before 1D became a thing? ;-)

jesuisfatiguee · May 2014

Kanye West is a little bit hot. Like, if I knew nothing of his personality or anything.

CinemaGoddess · May 2014

Kapaajoy said:

Mackalien13 said:

I know this was a topic of discussion yesterday, but it needs to be reiterated. I do not trust people that don't wear panties.

<-------------commando right now.

CinemaGoddess · May 2014

angelashly · May 2014

je+suis=fatiguee said:

angelashly said:

I don't see Bey allowing someone to beat her. I could be wrong, but if they fight I see them both throwing down.

Also if he is hitting her than Beyonce has a reason to hit him back not Solange if she doesn't agree with him hitting her and Bey stays don't hang out with them

Abusive relationships don't make sense.

And wtf to "just don't hang out with them." That's her sister, yo.

You can hang out with your sister and not her husband. I didn't like my sister's boyfriend because he was an asshole (didn't hit her but still an ass) I didn't hang out with him.

Second has it been proven she is abused? No right now it is a rumor everyone is running with because for a woman to attack a man he had to have provoked it therefore deserved it.

Besides I agree with @mbenit4‌ she didnt find out he was hitting her at the Met ball and she wasn't defending her sister in that instance.

CinemaGoddess · May 2014

gwinnygirl said:

I just, I cannot comprehend going commando in jeans. NOPE.

The idea of commando + jeans makes my vagina angry.

[Deleted User] · May 2014

I moved to a place where I no longer had to drive because I like to drink and make bad decisions.

Am I a bad person?

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