UOs. Let's do this thing.

studyinpink

I want year round school. I'm already counting down the days until school starts and the current school year isn't even over yet.

tattooedtragedy

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MrsBadKat said:

It's should be illegal to get married before 25.

It should at least require a psych exam and home visit before this age. Adopting a dog is harder than getting married!

I feel this way about having a baby.



I did both of these things (get married and have a baby) before 25 and I agree with this.

acaudill75

Yeah, but have you ever tried divorcing your cat?

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CinemaGoddess

Liam is dumb as a box of hair but GOTDAM he is hot.  

secretsout

scrapple is delicious.

CinemaGoddess

LoisLayn23 said:

Cats are stupid anyway.

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.  

NotSharknado

Spooko said:

Garage saling is one of the best activities on earth.

Brought to you by city-wide sales starting today! Got my color-coded map all ready to go!

FUCK YEAH. Wait, I thought you were talking about something else. Nevermind.

CinemaGoddess

You know what's stupid?

Writing a $67,000 check for a new car then bragplainting about it on the internet. 

That's some dumb shit right there. 

RondackHiker

Maybe if we had year round school, children could learn to read before age five.

CinemaGoddess

Buzzfeed quizzes are the absolute best. 

/ @Sterling13

CinemaGoddess

Mackalien13 said:

You know what's stupid?

Writing a $67,000 check for a new car then bragplainting about it on the internet. 

That's some dumb shit right there. 

I bet this person also uses the term "blessed" a lot

I don't know about that, but she does have a wicked love of Nair and iPads.  

CinemaGoddess

MabelShesABiotch said:

You know what's stupid?

Writing a $67,000 check for a new car then bragplainting about it on the internet. 

That's some dumb shit right there. 

Who was it? @pobrecita‌ or @DragonBlood13‌ ?

@lcbnumbers

angelashly

7 pages!

I've read none yet, but want to play.

UO: Solange should be in some kind of trouble for her attack. I don't care if Jay wants to press charges the state should. I've seen all over the internet how it's different because she is a girl and she really only connected 3 timed and he wad fine. I fond it hilarious that everyone is worried about gender stereotypes yet feel it perfectly acceptable that she not being in trouble because she is a girl.

NotSharknado

#tearpics are a good way to prove how torn up you are about being the worst person EVAR.

CinemaGoddess

angelashly said: 7 pages! I've read none yet, but want to play. UO: Solange should be in some kind of trouble for her attack. I don't care if Jay wants to press charges the state should. I've seen all over the internet how it's different because she is a girl and she really only connected 3 timed and he wad fine. I fond it hilarious that everyone is worried about gender stereotypes yet feel it perfectly acceptable that she not being in trouble because she is a girl.




If JayZ is beating Bey, Solange had a perfect right to kick the shit out of him.  

ready-or-not

HilarityEnsued said:

in South Africa they have year-round school with a few 2-week vacations every few months.

It's the most glorious system.

But only for non working parents.  If you are a full time working parent with elementry age kids, 2 random weeks off here & there wreack havoc on your childcare options.  Speaking from experience. 

ready-or-not

Also, between some high school drama going down at work this morning & this thread, I can already tell I will be getting nothing done today.

Helenahhandbasket

acaudill75 said:

On the subject of shorts. Who actually looks good in high waisted shorts?

Not Jessica Simpson.

UO-- I love Jessica Simpson.

 

Edit-- PIP fail.  This was a pic of JS in her high waisted diaper jeans.

CinemaGoddess

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MermaidsMagic said:

justAphase said:

thongs suck and I will never wear them again.

But what do you wear with yoga pants?

I don't wear yoga pants?

---Stuck in your box---

I'm sorry, I can't comprehend this.

do they make fat pregnant girl yoga pants?

Only if the pants are not from Lululemon.  

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I have several options for yoga pants that don't include wedgies.

CinemaGoddess

mbenit4 said:

ClaireFraser said:

CinemaGoddess said:

angelashly said:

7 pages! I've read none yet, but want to play. UO: Solange should be in some kind of trouble for her attack. I don't care if Jay wants to press charges the state should. I've seen all over the internet how it's different because she is a girl and she really only connected 3 timed and he wad fine. I fond it hilarious that everyone is worried about gender stereotypes yet feel it perfectly acceptable that she not being in trouble because she is a girl.

If JayZ is beating Bey, Solange had a perfect right to kick the shit out of him.  

WHOA!  Is that the rumor as to why Solange went off?

I hate that because Solange goes BSC it must be because Jay is doing something to Beyonce. Anyway, what I heard it that Solo does shit like that. She had got into it with other people prior to this. Jay probably told her, "You sure know how to act a damn fool." And she went off. Why it has to be this big old conspiracy or something I don't know.

I just think she was "turnt up."

There's also a lot of talk that Jay hits Bey on the regular.  

CinemaGoddess

Did I ever tell you DH's Beck story @mrsbadkat?

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HilarityEnsued said:

POPULAR OPINION:

I'm glad there are lots of regular/old posters coming back.  The more recent departures (SB) were a real bummer, but then there are the more ancient faces (no offense) that are back.  It's exciting.

BUT, I don't want newbs, or relative newbs, or new-to-Parenting-but-not-TB, to feel like there isn't room for new posters, or they don't fit in, or whatever.  I think the vibe/excitement will settle and it's not like there is some giant ass tight-knit crew or something.  Everyone has individual connections and whatnot.  

The single and solitary barrier to "fitting in" or whatever is posting a lot.  I feel like a lot of people were posting in the Dolores thread "oh I know no one knows me, etc."  It doesn't have to be like that.  You don't have to have an opinion that everyone else shares to post here.  

Just follow what Sookie and Hilarity used to do- jump in and don't give a shit. 

Helenahhandbasket

The largest size coffee at Dunkin Donuts is not large enough.

missymo

MrsBadKat said:

Not a UO

BUT OMG I JUST GOT MY BECK TICKETS AND I NEED TO TELL THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealous! I'm so uninformed, I didn't even realize he was touring.  Now I have to see if he is coming to my area.  

ready-or-not

Yea I suppose that once you are in the year round school system & in the flow of it, it all works out.  We did YRS for a couple years with DD1 when I was working FT & always managed to work it out. But we have a lot of family around that always helped out.  I see the good in it for sure, although our kids still got several weeks off in the summer too, so they still had a "summer" break. But we have people on our plant floor that went into sheer panic mode when it first started. 

WillieNelsonsGardener

HilarityEnsued said:

POPULAR OPINION:

I'm glad there are lots of regular/old posters coming back.  The more recent departures (SB) were a real bummer, but then there are the more ancient faces (no offense) that are back.  It's exciting.

BUT, I don't want newbs, or relative newbs, or new-to-Parenting-but-not-TB, to feel like there isn't room for new posters, or they don't fit in, or whatever.  I think the vibe/excitement will settle and it's not like there is some giant ass tight-knit crew or something.  Everyone has individual connections and whatnot.  

The single and solitary barrier to "fitting in" or whatever is posting a lot.  I feel like a lot of people were posting in the Dolores thread "oh I know no one knows me, etc."  It doesn't have to be like that.  You don't have to have an opinion that everyone else shares to post here.  

Is @MarlaSinger& Brynnelynne.Alyxandria or another secret agent?

CinemaGoddess

MrsBadKat said:

CinemaGoddess said:

Did I ever tell you DH's Beck story @mrsbadkat?

No, please share.

Way back, like in the mid-90s, DH saw Beck at our local music fest. 

Beck was singing this song:

https://youtu.be/nNRB99tWz7c

He gets the last line.

"She'll do anything to make you feel like an..."

And he pauses.

Someone throws something (DH thinks it might've been a shoe) and hits Beck right in the head. 

Without missing a beat, he sings the last word.

"...Asshole"

DH said it was the 2nd most amazing concert experience of his life.  He refused to entertain the thought that it was set up.  

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OOh.  New UO brought on by my coworker. 

The office thermostat should not revolve around the one pregnant lady in the office.  Buy a fan and summer maternity wear.  The world isn't revolving around you for the next 4 months.

angelashly

I don't see Bey allowing someone to beat her. I could be wrong, but if they fight I see them both throwing down.

Also if he is hitting her than Beyonce has a reason to hit him back not Solange if she doesn't agree with him hitting her and Bey stays don't hang out with them

angelashly

I don't see Bey allowing someone to beat her. I could be wrong, but if they fight I see them both throwing down.

Also if he is hitting her than Beyonce has a reason to hit him back not Solange if she doesn't agree with him hitting her and Bey stays don't hang out with them

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CinemaGoddess

Sterling13 said:

Piggy backing on what @HilarityEnsued‌ said I hope people aren't down that they aren't in some FB group off board. I can see how over the last few days it might seem like everyone is friends off board but it's not true. I have a few people I love and I'm close to off board, but most of my interaction with bumpies happens on this board for everyone to see. I just don't want people to feel like there's some magical group we're all in. Unless there is and I'm not in it in which case FINE!

I'm taking a hiatus from FB groups.  

SO DON'T EVEN ASK ME.  

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WillieNelsonsGardener said:

  Is @MarlaSinger& Brynnelynne.Alyxandria or another secret agent?

I am an old poster who is back after the kumbaya session.  My avatar is a dead giveaway. 

CinemaGoddess

mbenit4 said:

Anyway, I don't know the Knowles or Carters personally. It is just aggravating to me that someone acts a fool and right away all fingers point to the male to be at fault or take the blame in some way.

I also feel that if he was this beater of women that he would have reacted a lot differently in that elevator.

All I am saying is that I don't believe that rumor nor do I think it went that deep. She got drunk and acted a damn fool and this is something she is very well known for doing on the regular.

The girls in this video is not Bey. 

I don't think Solange was right to attack him, but if he is beating her sister, I can see where she would go off on him.  

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Mackalien13 said:

I know this was a topic of discussion yesterday, but it needs to be reiterated. I do not trust people that don't wear panties.

Let me be clear, my options were not commando.  There are a billion cuts of undies nowadays. 

RondackHiker

@Inkogneetoh‌

Like HE said, it's in your head. I think you're awesome and I'm not the only one.

WillieNelsonsGardener

MarlaSinger& said:

WillieNelsonsGardener said:

  Is @MarlaSinger& Brynnelynne.Alyxandria or another secret agent?

I am an old poster who is back after the kumbaya session.  My avatar is a dead giveaway.

Not to sound creepy as shit, but I was hoping you would come back.