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[Deleted User] · May 2014

Carts should always be returned.

Is that still a hot topic?

[Deleted User] · May 2014

Antibacterial hand gel is overrated

Maebb · May 2014

I think anti-bacterial hand gel is an ok and somewhat effective alternative if you can't actually wash your hands, but not a substitute. I wouldn't feel good eating a sandwich after changing a poopy diaper, even if I used the hand gel.

[Deleted User] · May 2014

Poop sandwiches are underrated.

RondackHiker · May 2014

MarlaSinger& said:
Antibacterial hand gel is overrated

I really don't like it. I agree with this UO.

[Deleted User] · May 2014

I'd rather eat poop than chemicals. I'm an outlier like that.

Also, BBW gel should be banned. It's a WMD.

RondackHiker · May 2014

Spooko said:
Garage saling is one of the best activities on earth.

Brought to you by city-wide sales starting today! Got my color-coded map all ready to go!

I'm so jealous!!!

theimpossibleastronaut · May 2014

I use antibacterial gel. I choose to believe the alcohol not only dries out my hands, but kills anything terribly gross too.

klondikebar · May 2014

Jim Rome is a total tool. Maybe it should be my FFFC instead that I have listened to him enough to know how much he sucks. Although it shouldn't take more than 5 minutes to discern this.

https://www.quickmeme.com/img/43/4345693f8b931156814882dc4b935636d8d4208cec02eeb98d0c9c23bc7dfeb2.jpg

LBib · May 2014

MabelShesABiotch said:
Frosted mini wheats are FUCKING GROSS

They are better with warm milk. Almost like too sugary oatmeal. This was also the only "sugar cereal" I was allowed growing up, so you know nostalgia.

Mini wheats with jam on the inside are, however, disgusting.

[Deleted User] · May 2014

I am an anecdote to that rule and I agree with you all.

LBib · May 2014

The mushy warm milk mouth feel is the point.

[Deleted User] · May 2014

TWSS

RondackHiker · May 2014

MabelShesABiotch said:

MrsBadKat said:
It's should be illegal to get married before 25.
make that 30.

You're wrong because ANECDOTE!

[Deleted User] · May 2014

RVASC811 said:
I used a shopping cart cover until my kid could crawl, but then daycare baby so what's the point? I do wipe my cart with those sanitizing wipes first.

I just let him gnaw on the handle. It's a form of mini-vaxing.

[Deleted User] · May 2014

Whatevs. My preshus is vaxxed against the zombie apocalypse via cart licking.

tattooedtragedy · May 2014

My former boss was a pretentious germ freak. The cart cover she bought me was immediately exchanged for things I actually would use.

LBib · May 2014

More pretensions than cart covers are bucket swing covers at the park.

I let my kid sit where other babies have sat.

RondackHiker · May 2014

Shopping cart covers are not enough. What if the cart cover slips? What if you touch yucky germs with your hands and then touch your baby?

You should just buy your own shopping cart.

[Deleted User] · May 2014

MabelShesABiotch said:

MarlaSinger& said:

RVASC811 said:
I used a shopping cart cover until my kid could crawl, but then daycare baby so what's the point? I do wipe my cart with those sanitizing wipes first.
I just let him gnaw on the handle. It's a form of mini-vaxing.
IS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER YOU LET HIM SUCK ON A PACI THAT WAS ON THE GROUND PRIOR TO BOILING!!!?????

His doc laughed when I wiped off a fallen paci. I considered that a pass to consume germs. No?

RondackHiker · May 2014

DS's UO: Ants should get cuddles all night long and mommy is mean for taking his "friend ants" (ant farm) out of his bed last night.

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RondackHiker · May 2014

No soft pants for children in public.

Only neglectful parents ride down slides with their children.

LBib · May 2014

MrsBadKat said:
Boy jorts are the work of the devil.

Had to google jorts. Found the Urban Dictionary entry, "Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like...."

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klondikebar · May 2014

I think there should be a system where people can tag other drivers' license plates with their driving offenses. After a certain number of offenses, you get a red license plate.

#LICPLT1234 used double turn lane as a single

#LICPLT5678 10mph under speed limit in left lane

I'd have fun doing this as a passenger.

CinemaGoddess · May 2014

GDI, guys. 4pages at 5 in the damn morning.

acaudill75 · May 2014

While watching an episode of True Tori, I realized my ears could no longer take the affected accents of the LA super rich.

acaudill75 · May 2014

I used a cart cover like twice before realizing what a colossal waste of time it was. My kids eat food off the floor at daycare like it's their plate.

ready-or-not · May 2014

I have no use in my life for an iron/ironing board when I have a perfectly good dryer that gets basically the same effect.

UO?

acaudill75 · May 2014

On the subject of shorts. Who actually looks good in high waisted shorts?

CinemaGoddess · May 2014

If a girl gets pregnant, the guy involved should not necessarily be responsible for helping.

Specifically when the girl lies about/damages the birth control method.

#oldskooluo

acaudill75 · May 2014

@MabelShesABiotch‌ How the heck are you?

CinemaGoddess · May 2014

Mackalien13 said:

If a girl gets pregnant, the guy involved should not necessarily be responsible for helping.

Specifically when the girl lies about/damages the birth control method.

#oldskooluo
I have very personal feelings about this. I think the guy could also have wrapped it.

But if he girl damages the wrapping?

acaudill75 · May 2014

TheEmpireNeedsYou said:

Guys, I went to the grocery store yesterday and some jerk had her kid in a car cart. The kind with room for 2 in the car AND the standard seat. And she only had ONE kid riding in it, not even in the car part!

Sure, later I saw that she also had a toddler with her, but that toddler didn't even ride in the cart, just walked next to it!

What was she thinking? What if an army of triplets had been brought grocery shopping at that exact time?

Fun carts should be reserved for triplets.

I actually have feelings about this. DDs won't ride in the cart unless it's the race car one. They're 2 & 4. Ain't nobody got time to chase after them in a grocery store because some fool is using them for one kid. Although I kind of feel bad for the only child if they don't get to go in the race car.

acaudill75 · May 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

It's basically impossible to keep their faces off the cat handle when they are a certain height. It's just right there.

If I were sitting in a seat and there was a chewy looking bar right at eye level, I'd probably gnaw on it as well.

/oral fixation

Your husband is a lucky man.

studyinpink · May 2014

I want to sleep so bad. Popular I know.

I stayed up late because of the drama last night and then k spiked a fever. And of course we were up for the day at 530.

ready-or-not · May 2014

3 kids, no cart cover ever. Well, maybe twice before I realized that shit was more trouble than it was worth. Mine was sold at a yard sale for $.50. Also I I only occasionally think to wipe the cart down.
#livinontheedge

ready-or-not · May 2014

"HilarityEnsued" My singleton child will ride in the mother fucking race car cart and I will drive that shit over you if you try to tell me otherwise.

This made me LOL for real

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