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GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

superspecialsnowflake said:

MissleToad said:

Spelling/grammar police: My screen name is misspelled. I've often thought about changing it but have left it alone for all this time as starting an AE with my correctly-spelled screen name just seems like too much trouble. Maybe one of the trolls should take the real "MissileToad" and run with it.

Oh. So I guess I was wrong when I thought you wanted a kids south of the mistletoad.
kiss, right? Lol not "kids."

AE is trying to be funny, but fails with a spelling error

psh, who is this chick?

azmama20 · April 2014

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

superspecialsnowflake said:

MissleToad said:

Spelling/grammar police: My screen name is misspelled. I've often thought about changing it but have left it alone for all this time as starting an AE with my correctly-spelled screen name just seems like too much trouble. Maybe one of the trolls should take the real "MissileToad" and run with it.

Oh. So I guess I was wrong when I thought you wanted a kids south of the mistletoad.
kiss, right? Lol not "kids."

AE is trying to be funny, but fails with a spelling error

psh, who is this chick?

I thought Santa was a man ... Mrs. Claus, is that you?

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

rfred20 said:

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

superspecialsnowflake said:

MissleToad said:

Spelling/grammar police: My screen name is misspelled. I've often thought about changing it but have left it alone for all this time as starting an AE with my correctly-spelled screen name just seems like too much trouble. Maybe one of the trolls should take the real "MissileToad" and run with it.

Oh. So I guess I was wrong when I thought you wanted a kids south of the mistletoad.
kiss, right? Lol not "kids."

AE is trying to be funny, but fails with a spelling error

psh, who is this chick?

I thought Santa was a man ... Mrs. Claus, is that you?

and I suppose you think God is a man

sexist

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

superspecialsnowflake said:

santaclausiscoming said:

MissleToad said:

Spelling/grammar police: My screen name is misspelled. I've often thought about changing it but have left it alone for all this time as starting an AE with my correctly-spelled screen name just seems like too much trouble. Maybe one of the trolls should take the real "MissileToad" and run with it.

Oh. So I guess I was wrong when I thought you wanted a kids south of the mistletoad.
kiss, right? Lol not "kids."

AE is trying to be funny, but fails with a spelling error

psh, who is this chick?

Feisty! I like the feisty ones. Tell me about your wand.

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

rfred20 said:

GoodWitchBadWitch said:

superspecialsnowflake said:

santaclausiscoming said:

MissleToad said:

Spelling/grammar police: My screen name is misspelled. I've often thought about changing it but have left it alone for all this time as starting an AE with my correctly-spelled screen name just seems like too much trouble. Maybe one of the trolls should take the real "MissileToad" and run with it.

Oh. So I guess I was wrong when I thought you wanted a kids south of the mistletoad.
kiss, right? Lol not "kids."

AE is trying to be funny, but fails with a spelling error

psh, who is this chick?

I thought Santa was a man ... Mrs. Claus, is that you?

Shh! Don't tell Gertrude I'm here!

GoodWitchBadWitch · April 2014

@santaclausiscoming all I can tell you is its bigger than your wand

thesportsgal · April 2014

Cashingn2 said:

SweetSouthernMomma08 said:

Cashingn2 said:

I've heard kelseyketchum has been seen around.

IRL even

That's what I meant.

Bumpies meeting in real life is still hard to wrap my head around (as cool as I think it is).

But one actually watching @soozerella 's kid???

I want so many details I can't even think straight.

MissyC979 · April 2014

The @santaclausiscoming gif creeps me out sooo much!

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

GoodWitchBadWitch said:
@santaclausiscoming all I can tell you is its bigger than your wand

And that's not painful? Hmm, not really into the sloppy swish (other than the real @TheSloppySwish‌ because she's sexay). Thanks anyway.

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

MissyC979 said:
The @santaclausiscoming gif creeps me out sooo much!

Why, hello. Why have I never seen you before, Missy?

MissyC979 · April 2014

santaclausiscoming said:

The @santaclausiscoming gif creeps me out sooo much!
Why, hello. Why have I never seen you before, Missy?

I seriously just shivered!

linzy2202 · April 2014

FFFC: I actually have one! DH and I went to get a margarita (or two) last night while LO was at my parents and on the way home we totally DTD in the truck in their neighborhood on the way to pick her up. Only the second time we've done it since I had the baby, that May or may not be flame worthy as well. That shit still hurts. Ugh

MissyC979 · April 2014

linzy2202 said:

FFFC: I actually have one! DH and I went to get a margarita (or two) last night while LO was at my parents and on the way home we totally DTD in the truck in their neighborhood on the way to pick her up. Only the second time we've done it since I had the baby, that May or may not be flame worthy as well. That shit still hurts. Ugh

Now that's how you do FFFC!

tyedyeme12 · April 2014

Cashingn2 said:

hercules03 said:

Okay, I've been busy all morning -- and my kiddos didn't get their shots because apparently my 4 yo needs to wait two more weeks to get whatever shot it is she needs - otherwise she'd have to get it again for kindergarten and I want all the vaccinations. Please. So, we will do a redo in two weeks. Oh, well. The bribe will be good then. Lol. Anyways, I wanted to ask to whomever it was that deals with DUI offenders - do you think DUI punishments are too lenient?

Personally, yes, but that's a very personal matter to me. I have 3 cousins killed by a drunk driver in one accident.

Oh man, cash. I'm so sorry.

notkateanymore · April 2014

Yezbick9 said:

I was channeling HeavenNumbers and doing a bit of investigating. I've heard of this police wife for nearly a year now, and I really want to see what happened. Searched through @katemw's created threads hoping to find the fun. No dice. But I DID find this little gem. I hope you're feeling us now.

Wait. That came out wrong.

Some of you.

notkateanymore · April 2014

Heaven802002 said:

I was channeling HeavenNumbers and doing a bit of investigating. I've heard of this police wife for nearly a year now, and I really want to see what happened. Searched through @katemw's created threads hoping to find the fun. No dice. But I DID find this little gem. I hope you're feeling us now.

Wait. That came out wrong.
Haha why did this not surprise me!

Well, it's not like I was trying to hide it...I save the really good stuff for PM and social boards.

juliagulia38 · April 2014

I would totally nanny for a bumpie IRL. Also we are going out of town tonight and I should be packing and doing laundry but instead I'm watching School of Rock and bumping.

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

MissyC979 said:

santaclausiscoming said:

The @santaclausiscoming gif creeps me out sooo much!
Why, hello. Why have I never seen you before, Missy?

I seriously just shivered!

Damn, first the sloppy witch and now Missy is frigid? What happened to my sexy ladies?

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

Ooh, I remember you ladies. Your names are truly descriptive - sweet and heaven.

azmama20 · April 2014

santaclausiscoming said:

MissyC979 said:

santaclausiscoming said:

The @santaclausiscoming gif creeps me out sooo much!
Why, hello. Why have I never seen you before, Missy?

I seriously just shivered!

Damn, first the sloppy witch and now Missy is frigid? What happened to my sexy ladies?

IYKWIM.

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

SweetSouthernMomma08 said:

santaclausiscoming said:

Ooh, I remember you ladies. Your names are truly descriptive - sweet and heaven.

Well, the whole world doesn't need to know about my spicy side...I save that just for you

:-*

The right amount of spice makes sweetness especially nice.

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

rfred20 said:

IYKWIM.

That's what I'm talking about!

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

Cashingn2 said:
Back the fuck off Santa, bishes!

My main lady! Love your face.

azmama20 · April 2014

@sweetsouthernmomma08

santaclausiscoming · April 2014

Heaven802002 said:

Cashingn2 said:
Back the fuck off Santa, bishes!
I like to share, Cash

Don't we all!

juliagulia38 · April 2014

I have another FFFC, I just finished reading yesterday's UO and wow! Also even if I did agree/disagree on some of the things mentioned I would not want to post my beliefs because I don't really feel like this is the right place. I like to keep my responses light-hearted and fun. I know that was boring confession.

notkateanymore · April 2014

hercules03 said:

KateMW said:

Yezbick9 said:

I was channeling HeavenNumbers and doing a bit of investigating. I've heard of this police wife for nearly a year now, and I really want to see what happened. Searched through @katemw's created threads hoping to find the fun. No dice. But I DID find this little gem. I hope you're feeling us now.

Wait. That came out wrong.

Some of you.

Lol. I've never been invited to any FB group. ( Want to start our own @katemw ? Just me & you? :-bd

Sure! You and Me.

azmama20 · April 2014

hercules03 said:

KateMW said:

Yezbick9 said:

I was channeling HeavenNumbers and doing a bit of investigating. I've heard of this police wife for nearly a year now, and I really want to see what happened. Searched through @katemw's created threads hoping to find the fun. No dice. But I DID find this little gem. I hope you're feeling us now.

Wait. That came out wrong.

Some of you.

Lol. I've never been invited to any FB group. ( Want to start our own @katemw ? Just me & you? :-bd

Lol, if you seriously want in I can message the admin of it.

azmama20 · April 2014

hercules03 said:

rfred20 said:

hercules03 said:

KateMW said:

Yezbick9 said:

I was channeling HeavenNumbers and doing a bit of investigating. I've heard of this police wife for nearly a year now, and I really want to see what happened. Searched through @katemw's created threads hoping to find the fun. No dice. But I DID find this little gem. I hope you're feeling us now.

Wait. That came out wrong.

Some of you.

Lol. I've never been invited to any FB group. ( Want to start our own @katemw ? Just me & you? :-bd

Lol, if you seriously want in I can message the admin of it.

I was just kidding. Kate knows she's has become my secret bump crush. ;-) lol.

Figured as much. But just thought I'd offer ... you know, since I like you and all.

azmama20 · April 2014

Nrg2020 said:

My DD had her 4 mo check up at 845. We dropped her off at day care after and DH and went out to eat. I went to work at noon. I couldn't care less.

azmama20 · April 2014

hercules03 said:

Lol. Whatever lady. If I was a lesbian, I'd hit that. There's my confession. Lol.

Are you talking about Cash?

azmama20 · April 2014

I love how any time I ask a question everyone assumes I'm paranoid.

notkateanymore · April 2014

rfred20 said:

I love how any time I ask a question everyone assumes I'm paranoid.

Because the question is usually "Are you talking about me" and well...that seems paranoid.

azmama20 · April 2014

KateMW said:

rfred20 said:

I love how any time I ask a question everyone assumes I'm paranoid.

Because the question is usually "Are you talking about me" and well...that seems paranoid.

Only to things that seem passively aggressively directed at me ... that's not paranoid.

azmama20 · April 2014

Cashingn2 said:

I love how any time I ask a question everyone assumes I'm paranoid.
Wait, how do you know anyone is talking about you now? Everything is about me. Except when I don't.

That didn't make sense to me.

azmama20 · April 2014

hercules03 said:

I couldn't be lesbian. I need man parts. Lol. I'm going to go kidnap Kevin Costner.

Me either. Strictly dickly over here.

littled2013 · April 2014

Oh my goodness! I JUST finished the UO thread and I already have 12 pages to catch up on here!

azmama20 · April 2014

Cashingn2 said:

Cashingn2 said:

I love how any time I ask a question everyone assumes I'm paranoid.
Wait, how do you know anyone is talking about you now? Everything is about me. Except when I don't.

That didn't make sense to me.
Oh hush, that last part wasn't supposed to be there lol.

Now it makes sense. I was trying to figure out why that last part was there. I was like "YOU DON'T WHAT?!" Finish the thought!

azmama20 · April 2014

Cashingn2 said:

I was called away to a meeting and clearly put two thoughts together waaaaaahhhhh

I was concerned. Thought maybe something happened mid-sentence.

azmama20 · April 2014

Heaven802002 said:

hercules03 said:

I couldn't be lesbian. I need man parts. Lol. I'm going to go kidnap Kevin Costner.

Me either. Strictly dickly over here.
Is this about me??

If you are trying to make a joke, it's not funny. This was no way in reference to anything you said. I was referencing what Herc said about being lesbian.

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