I went to CVS for a quick bottle of wine the other day. I had my baby with me and thought the cashier would judge me so I bought a birthday card too. Now I have a random birthday card because I am a wuss and didn't want to be judged.
Apparently. I hate fast food workers because I am better than them all. That's my (apparent) FFFC. But I do love me some fast food. Mmmmm. Just don't care for the people who make it. We need robots. Northport - you seem to know about robot Jesus, can you make robot fast food workers, I may hate them less....
My confession is that while I'm pretty good with grammar (not great), I have never been able to remember what certain aspects of grammar were called. I have no idea what a participle is or I couldn't explain it, rather. Object pronouns, etc confuse the shit out of me. There, I said it, I suck at English lol.
I teach English as a paid profession. Ditto this.
I have an English degree, and the last grammar class I ever had was in 9th grade.
Jill (36) Wife to Joe (36) Mom to: Alyssa (forever 10) Jacob (10) Baby Due 12/31/13
Oh here's one...I never partied in college. I lived off campus, took a full load, and worked full time. I really don't feel like I missed out on anything.
Oh here's one...I never partied in college. I lived off campus, took a full load, and worked full time. I really don't feel like I missed out on anything.
Me either! I lived on and off campus, took a full load, and worked part time. I didn't feel like I was missing anything then and don't feel like I missed anything now.
Since I don't usually participate, I'll play today. Before I meet DH, I was dating an abusive asshole. After I finally got away from the situation, I slept with his best friend (he initiated, not me) and his "enemy" (we had classes together and drank together). I felt vindicated at the time! Still don't regret it
FFFC, I thought about starting this for the same reasons @northport6
True FFFC, I am so self conscious about being liked. Even when I know I haven't been offensive with what I said, being involved in a controversial thread and having someone make a general "I'm side eyeing a bunch of y'all" comment stresses me out. ::must check my love tits:: was it me? Was I wrong/offensive? Waaah!!! I can't handle this! Y'all need to start saying who you are judging or quit saying it...ssm stress level can't handle it.
When people debate on here, like the UO yesterday, and their avatar pic is of their little one their comments seem so much less harsh I just get distracted by the cute baby pic instead haha. Along those lines, I don't know how to change my avatar pic cause I'm only mobile and I've tried and can't
I went to CVS for a quick bottle of wine the other day. I had my baby with me and thought the cashier would judge me so I bought a birthday card too. Now I have a random birthday card because I am a wuss and didn't want to be judged.
I'm late to the party but I'm still blown away by this!!!! Wine at CVS?!! I'm super jealous!
I went to the liquor store yesterday with Luca in the maya wrap. I bought a six pack and the woman behind the counter tells Luca that they are "mama's babas!"
My FFFC is that I love when other people's kids misbehave at play group because it doesn't make me feel so bad.
DS doesn't listen to a word I say during music class and is the ONLY kid who runs around during circle time, dumps the instruments on the floor, climbs the chairs/tables, etc. It stresses me out and I feel like a horrible mother who can't control her beast child. BUT after class during free play he is a perfect angel and shared/plays so nicely with others while all the other kids are misbehaving (not sharing, hitting, tantrums, etc). It makes me feel so much better.
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 - My Ovulation Chart
I pay 1650 a month to have someone we chased off this board watch my kid while I work.
When I found out the second thing was verify with her boss that CIO is not a method used in their program. The first thing I did was read every single stupid thing she's said on this site.
I know that this has probably been mentioned, but peanut butter belongs in a sandwich. Maybe even on a stick of celery or apples. Please don't ruin my chocolate or ice cream with it?
I have tried to understand the Reese's love, but it just doesn't do it for me.
Whhhhhattttt?!?!?!
Yeah, what?! I gave up pb for lent and I've been eating Reese eggs nonstop. They are the little ones so that makes it semi-okay.
I pay 1650 a month to have someone we chased off this board watch my kid while I work.
When I found out the second thing was verify with her boss that CIO is not a method used in their program. The first thing I did was read every single stupid thing she's said on this site.
I pay 1650 a month to have someone we chased off this board watch my kid while I work.
When I found out the second thing was verify with her boss that CIO is not a method used in their program. The first thing I did was read every single stupid thing she's said on this site.
5 cycles of "TTC" - 3 intentional, 2 not so intentional. 5 BFPs. My rainbow arrived 10/15/14. TFMC 08.02.13 at 19+ weeks. Everyday I grieve for my little Olive.
5 cycles of "TTC" - 3 intentional, 2 not so intentional. 5 BFPs. My rainbow arrived 10/15/14. TFMC 08.02.13 at 19+ weeks. Everyday I grieve for my little Olive.
I know that this has probably been mentioned, but peanut butter belongs in a sandwich. Maybe even on a stick of celery or apples. Please don't ruin my chocolate or ice cream with it?
I have tried to understand the Reese's love, but it just doesn't do it for me.
This is the most offensive thing you've ever said here.
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Kevin Costner is getting old as hell but I'd still do it. I swear he's hotter today than he was in Field of a Dreams. Yummy. He's on my list of celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with. (Friends reference!!)
@sweetsouthernmama08 my family still uses all my screw up words from when I had a speech issue to this day. Hamich instead of Sandwich is not so cute when you're 35. I could share some more but it makes me want to punch the screen.
When it comes to grammar, I am better at it in French. I have pretty good grammar in English, but I know all the terms in French. Can I translate most of that to English? Not correctly.
My FFFC: I lurked here for a couple months and J14. When LO came in December, I mainly lurked here then decided to come out of TB closet so I could get support and help and do the same with everyone else. But I'm still obscenely shy and am afraid to piss someone off cause no one really knows me yet. Although I'm really not afraid to piss people off IRL.
Oh and blizzards are way better than mcflurry's and peanut butter and chocolate is a combo made in heaven.
Just guessing...but trying to remember and piece pieces together. Y'all remember that one gal (I'm not naming names) that was doing CIO with her like 1-2mo? Trying to backpedal that wasn't what she was doing. When really her nb was crying for at least 10-15 min without checks? I think it might be her....she worked on a daycare prepg. Not sure about after. ::off for more post searching::
If it's the same one I'm thinking of, she lived in Alaska.
No. She lives where Sooz lives, which is not Alaska. She also hates drug addicts.
I seriously have no recollection... Anyone want to fill me in?!
Re: FFFC
...except not really.
Flame away!!1!1!!
eta: clarification
Me: 31 | DH: 33
DS1: 12.23.13 | DS2: 05.06.16
BFP: 06.30.19 | EDD: 3.9.20
TTC3: 11.18
BFP: 02.05.19
CP: 03.07.19
*really traumatic recovery*
I think your sarcasm font is broken.
Jill (36) Wife to Joe (36) Mom to: Alyssa (forever 10) Jacob (10) Baby Due 12/31/13
Right LB?
My Ovulation Chart
Edit: Damn you auto correct!
My Ovulation Chart
Me: 31 | DH: 33
DS1: 12.23.13 | DS2: 05.06.16
BFP: 06.30.19 | EDD: 3.9.20
TTC3: 11.18
BFP: 02.05.19
CP: 03.07.19
*really traumatic recovery*
Along those lines, I don't know how to change my avatar pic cause I'm only mobile and I've tried and can't
I went to the liquor store yesterday with Luca in the maya wrap. I bought a six pack and the woman behind the counter tells Luca that they are "mama's babas!"
DS doesn't listen to a word I say during music class and is the ONLY kid who runs around during circle time, dumps the instruments on the floor, climbs the chairs/tables, etc. It stresses me out and I feel like a horrible mother who can't control her beast child. BUT after class during free play he is a perfect angel and shared/plays so nicely with others while all the other kids are misbehaving (not sharing, hitting, tantrums, etc). It makes me feel so much better.
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 -
My Ovulation Chart
DYING TO KNOW BOTH!!!!
Can you at least give us a "rhymes with..."?
TFMC 08.02.13 at 19+ weeks. Everyday I grieve for my little Olive.
TFMC 08.02.13 at 19+ weeks. Everyday I grieve for my little Olive.
My FFFC: I lurked here for a couple months and J14. When LO came in December, I mainly lurked here then decided to come out of TB closet so I could get support and help and do the same with everyone else. But I'm still obscenely shy and am afraid to piss someone off cause no one really knows me yet. Although I'm really not afraid to piss people off IRL.
Oh and blizzards are way better than mcflurry's and peanut butter and chocolate is a combo made in heaven.
No f*cks were given in the writing of this confession.
I seriously have no recollection... Anyone want to fill me in?!