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March 2014 Moms
The Randomest Thread
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Re: The Randomest Thread
Backstory: the house across the street was recently renovated, its a beautiful old colonial and the builders converted it into apartments but tried to keep the character intact. So naturally my parents are curious about how it turned out, so my dad and aunt introduced themselves when they saw the new tenant outside today.
I guess when they got inside she immediatelt told them how trashed she was because "I'm depressed, its Easter." Then she started "falling over" into my dad, grabbing his crotch and trying to get him to touch her chest.
She followed them across the street and plopped herself on my front porch where the rest of my family was hanging out. She's talking SO LOUD and keeps saying pretty inappropriate things to everyone (which, whatever my family is pretty inappropriate but who talks like that in front of strangers??). They keep hinting at her to leave and my dad keeps trying to walk her home but she's not getting the message.
She's just lucky she hasn't woken my kid up or I'd throw her ass across the street myself.
To top it off, my sister just called me to tell me that my mom called her to say that O "had a rough day today." I am irrationally angry about this. Perhaps if everyone just let the kid be for two seconds she would have been happy.
I don't think I've ever been so glad to have a weekend be over.
"Why are you letting her sleep so much during the day?"
"Is she asleep? Why don't you put her in her crib? She needs to be napping in her crib, not on you. She's going to grow up and be too needy"
"You're giving her medicine? Why are you giving her medicine?"
"You let her nurse too often. She's going to gain too much weight".
Right now I have a colicky 8 week old that needs to be held during the day. She's sleeping just fine at night in her bassinet, and for the past three days she has taken ZERO naps, so if she wants to take two naps in the four hours you've seen her today so be it. No, I'm not going to let her cry in her crib. She's fucking EIGHT WEEKS OLD.
I didn't even touch the weight comment. I just left the room.
If one more person tells me i shouldn't let her sleep in the bed with me because i will spoil her i am going to flip my lid.
SHE IS SEVEN WEEKS OLD.
I am trying my best to get her to sleep in her own bed--you telling me i am spoiling her already really frustrates me.
What am i supposed to do? Have a child screaming and crying at me all night and then both get sleep deprived? I am pretty sure that would just send me head first into PPD. I am trying--but to these strangers (okay church people/relatives) that isn't good enough.
Okay i am done.
Guise. I had a breast pad malfunction while nursing.
secondly, is it totally weird that i FB stalked ellajune2012 to make sure she is okay?
@Laura8388 now that i am on my laptop i'm looking for ceh789...she is way harder.
That's real freaking nice of them. Great way of showing their appreciation for the free stay.
Seconded this.
Real mature of them.
Oh! And she complained to jimmy I didn't organize a photo shoot for mil, FIL and the boys. She said something about it the other night but in my busy day of wrangling my kids Through Easter dinner and everything.. I never thought twice about it, I told mil she would need to take the initiative.
How much you want to bed she's going to want to do it as my mom is picking up James for his weekly play group and want him to be late.
I'm calling her out on her crap and will be telling her not to come back until she can learn how to be polite. We are way past wearing white to my weddings. Why can't you ask where a dish goes if you are emptying my dishwasher and don't know? Why can't you put my swing back when you access the cabinet? Why can't you say what you want to do instead of dragging your feet when I make a suggestion?! I'm not getting my
Kids ready if you are the queen of fucking indecision!
Also- one lick of baby talk and I will correct her.
Is your MIL Jane Fonda from Monster in-law? Because thats all i am picturing now!
@bunnyfungo I think they'd understand you taking even a half day for your brand spankin' new baby, right? It sucks, but I'm sure you'll feel better being with your LO when she doesn't feel good. Sending good vibes your way for her swift return to bouncing kiddo happiness.
I think my Mia has been having her first nightmares the last couple of days.
I'm about to pump and pray that she stays asleep until a reasonable hour of the morning. .___. Wish me luck.
Random motn song
It does have meaning tonight I guess?!!
First pp sex was ok. "Feels like the first time" somewhat accurate. (Now that song is in my head)
Emma Rose
Born 3.11.14
8lbs 14oz, 21.5 in
DH changed Mia's diaper this morning, and put her in a NB diaper he knew she is too small for. Granted, we're trying to use up the two or three we have left, but if she's too big for it, WHY PUT HER IN IT?! Not to mention that he didn't secure the strap on her left side, so she exploded up her back. Again. This is the third time.
He has been informed that if she explodes up her back after he changes her because he can't get the straps on the right way, he's in big trouble. I'm tired of changing her entire outfit because he was in a hurry. >_>
That being said, he's still the best H in the world. He let me sleep through a diaper change, and fed her this morning before he left for class. I love this man, but I wish he could change a diaper lol
This "don't put me down for a second or I will scream bloody murder" phase were going through is taking it's toll.
It was so lovely, my H got up to help me so that was nice.
Emma Rose
Born 3.11.14
8lbs 14oz, 21.5 in
Emma Rose
Born 3.11.14
8lbs 14oz, 21.5 in
Emma Rose
Born 3.11.14
8lbs 14oz, 21.5 in