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chevronseven · April 2014

ghostof5letters said:
My husband left the salsa chicken that i made for tacos yesterday in the tupperware on the counter last night. He must have been waiting for it to cool off before putting it in the fridge.

I'd still eat it.... Maybe stick it in the microwave for a minute to make sure and kill bacteria but I really think it's probably fine. This is stupid but whenever I can't decide about eating food that may or may not be spoiled, I ask whether Katniss from The Hunger Games would eat it. She's smart enough to know better but poor enough to not waste! Lol

MonkeyJD · April 2014

I hate trying to find a window treatment for the nursery

( I don't like anything!

helloblueeyes · April 2014

Lizzy42 said:

After a terrible night of sleep, I am having a totally productive day! We have friends in town (but they're at a wedding this afternoon that we're not going to), but H and I still managed to have some "alone time" this morning, made a yummy breakfast, went for a walk with the dog and the friends, went to Home Depot, watered my garden, planted some flowers, went to Home Depot again, and now having lunch! I should keep going instead of bumping from my couch!

Damn, I need a nap after just reading that, lol.

MonkeyJD · April 2014

I just got my first shower invitation in the mail & it is soooooo cute!!!!!! I am just giddy right now

sxymamakat · April 2014

I'm most upset, ladies. As some of you might know, I teach biology at the college level to non-majors. Well, in my class today (a 4 hour lecture on Saturdays for adult returning students), I spent all four hours trying to explain the basics of the circulatory system, and was beside myself when at 4:45, I still apparently had failed to clarify to one student in particular that no, we DON'T breathe in carbon monoxide and release oxygen. Where he got this idea, I have no idea.

I'm one of the top faculty in my department, and the fact that I couldn't convey this simple lesson in four hours has proven to me that we should require people to take basic tests in english, science, and math before allowing them to procreate. No?

I should mention his 16% average in the course. ::bangs head repeatedly::

arcangel333 · April 2014

I just need to get this out, my boobs are huge. They have never been small but I feel like I got ridiculous implants and my husband never looks at my face anymore. He either talks to my tummy..... Or my boobs. I think he loves me more now............... :-/

arcangel333 · April 2014

Oh.. And I cried my eyes out to the extra gum commercial with the box of gum wrapper cranes........ Wtf

Foxypris14 · April 2014

Omg I completely understand where you're coming from! July 19 will be here before I know it. And all we have so far is a crib!

Foxypris14 · April 2014

I feel so huge! Im only 6 months and I can barely tie my shoes, take a shower, or sweep the floor! My dirtbag H doesn't think im attractive cuz we haven't had sex since the first week in February! No company will hire me cuz im pregnant. All my 7yo son talks about is farts and buttholes and how he wants to kiss his little gf...smh. Lately all I want is sugar and ice cream, pie, and brownies seem to be my best friends. .. Can this just be over with already so I can go back to my normal life????

Ylvelill · April 2014

*sigh* my husband told me I need to get more interests in my life when I got all excited because one of the twins is now kicking me in a different spot... Perhaps he is right /:)

helloblueeyes · April 2014

Ylvelill said:

*sigh* my husband told me I need to get more interests in my life when I got all excited because one of the twins is now kicking me in a different spot... Perhaps he is right /:)

Boo on your DH, that would be super exciting to me.

TugboatSheila · April 2014

Tonight we went to the movies and stereotypically, I had to pee during the movie. After going to the bathroom I was heading back to the theater when some teenagers that worked there were heading into an empty theater to clean it.

One of the teenagers said "Don't go into labor now!" as I was going into my theater.

I guess I look 9 months pregnant.

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Ylvelill · April 2014

*hugs*@hopalong1015

ahjahbaba · April 2014

I'm hosting a bridal shower for my sister in law. I sent out about 35 invites and ONE person has RSVP'd! ONE!!!!!

abchittam · April 2014

@hopalong1015‌ - I'm sorry she's being a douche. Call her out on it!

purpleXdandelion · April 2014

JP27 said:
Tonight we went to the movies and stereotypically, I had to pee during the movie. After going to the bathroom I was heading back to the theater when some teenagers that worked there were heading into an empty theater to clean it.

One of the teenagers said "Don't go into labor now!" as I was going into my theater.

I guess I look 9 months pregnant.

Overall, teenagers are little shits. Especially in groups. Sorry about the bratty comment

purpleXdandelion · April 2014

@hopalong1015‌ tell us how your friend replies! Good for you calling her out!

BoraBoraBaby · April 2014

@hopalong1015‌ I had a friend who RSVPd to my wedding but then last minute said she couldn't afford going because it was a destination wedding (she lives close enough to stay one night and head back if she wanted), not that one night is free but it's just now a problem?
A month or so later she posted pics of herself in FL. I posted a comment like "So glad you ended up getting a chance to go away after all!" or something like that.
Then as fate would have it, I legitimately had plans to be out of town already for a wedding on the date of her baby shower, so I couldn't go.

likeanoldtimemovie · April 2014

I spent the better part of Friday making a "Home Management" binder. I put in a cleaning schedule, our finances and budget, made a grocery "staples" list to use when I'm meal planning and going shopping, created a calendar, hole-punched any and all important pieces of paper (softball schedules, dr bills, etc.)...

I call it the "June Cleaver Binder". And now I'm exhausted just flipping through all this shit I've scheduled myself to do every day. Oy.

chevronseven · April 2014

likeanoldtimemovie said:
I spent the better part of Friday making a "Home Management" binder. I put in a cleaning schedule, our finances and budget, made a grocery "staples" list to use when I'm meal planning and going shopping, created a calendar, hole-punched any and all important pieces of paper (softball schedules, dr bills, etc.)...

I call it the "June Cleaver Binder". And now I'm exhausted just flipping through all this shit I've scheduled myself to do every day. Oy.

That is kind of awesome. As a wedding present my husband's former stepmother gave us a Good Housekeeping book that is set up a lot like that, but I don't like premade books as much as binders I do myself. I might just use it as a template to make my own like you did! I really need a cleaning schedule. And I've actually been meaning to go to the grocery stores I shop at and make a list of the prices of all our staples so I can budget shopping trips better!

kwh33ls · April 2014

I spilled bleach on my foot and Uggs today, and very nearly declared that I'm never doing laundry again. Then I got my hormonal response under control. Barely.

AutumnBonfire · April 2014

I have to make rice krispy treats for DS's Easter party this week at daycare. Now my SIL requested I bring a dessert to Easter dinner. I guess it would be nice if I brought something to my parents' who are doing their Easter dinner on Saturday. Plus my coworker is organizing a breakfast at work this week, so I should make something for that. Wah! I just want to eat all the food and not do anything.

beff12 · April 2014

AutumnBonfire said:
I have to make rice krispy treats for DS's Easter party this week at daycare. Now my SIL requested I bring a dessert to Easter dinner. I guess it would be nice if I brought something to my parents' who are doing their Easter dinner on Saturday. Plus my coworker is organizing a breakfast at work this week, so I should make something for that. Wah! I just want to eat all the food and not do anything.

Just make rice krispy treats for everything! Even breakfast haha

chevronseven · April 2014

I'm pretty excited. I found a photographer who does FREE family portrait sessions, including maternity, because he recognizes "the importance of documenting your growing family." You just have to pay for prints, but there's not even an obligation for that. And his gallery actually looks pretty decent. So worst case scenario, I do a free session and if I don't like his pictures I can find someone else and I'm not out any money!

ichamommy · April 2014

I'm hot and annoyed. That is all.

ghostof5letters · April 2014

ichabody said:

I'm hot and annoyed. That is all.

How are you holding up otherwise?

emineminem · April 2014

I just took my first poop in my new house.

TallMomma29 · April 2014

Worst pregnancy symptom yet: every time I sit down on a toilet, I involuntarily let out the loudest, most embarrassing, butt-clapiest fart ever. And my butt does not discriminate--this has happened at work, at a friend's house, Target, nice restaurants, trader joe's..... Ugh! Make it stop!

BoraBoraBaby · April 2014

missquela said:
I just took my first poop in my new house.

I think I just fell in love.

jnnfrrose6 · April 2014

We made it to the beach! I expect to be a lot less connected this week and can't wait. We already went out for a quick walk on the beach and DS loved it even though he had a small fall in the water.

BoraBoraBaby · April 2014

TallMomma29 said:
Worst pregnancy symptom yet: every time I sit down on a toilet, I involuntarily let out the loudest, most embarrassing, butt-clapiest fart ever. And my butt does not discriminate--this has happened at work, at a friend's house, Target, nice restaurants, trader joe's..... Ugh! Make it stop!

This may have been previously discussed but have you had Trader Joe's cookie butter?

TallMomma29 · April 2014

BoraBoraBaby said:

TallMomma29 said:
Worst pregnancy symptom yet: every time I sit down on a toilet, I involuntarily let out the loudest, most embarrassing, butt-clapiest fart ever. And my butt does not discriminate--this has happened at work, at a friend's house, Target, nice restaurants, trader joe's..... Ugh! Make it stop!
This may have been previously discussed but have you had Trader Joe's cookie butter?

Dang it. I knew there was something I forgot. I haven't had it yet, but people have talked about it here and I wanted to try it!

BoraBoraBaby · April 2014

A friend had a jar and I tried it finally. It tastes like ginger snaps to me. It's pretty good and I must get some ASAP.

likeanoldtimemovie · April 2014

Easter needs to get here soon before I eat all of the kids' basket candy.

littlemissmarla · April 2014

i hate planning bridal showers.

i hate being in a bridal party with a bunch of fucktards

i hate un-organzied, lazy annoying people

jamboree jess · April 2014

my step-uncle has been pushing a bunch of his granddaughter's baby stuff on DH and I, and we don't want to be rude, so we've been taking it. It's mostly reeeallllyyy old rummage sale junk that I'm not certain it would even be safe to use.

Today we opened a pack-and-play we got from them, and upon googling it I found this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YccbwWpZxkk

I was hoping to find out what the extra pieces did, but this guy didn't know either. Also, ADULT BABIES!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Weird.

emineminem · April 2014

Re: cookie butter. I had to buy some after all the raving you guys were doing, so I bought this:

and I was fairly disappointed. My sister in law didn't realize I didn't like it, but she ate it all while I was out of town and replaced it with this:

which made me see the light. Biscoff for the win!!

TugboatSheila · April 2014

TallMomma29 said:

Worst pregnancy symptom yet: every time I sit down on a toilet, I involuntarily let out the loudest, most embarrassing, butt-clapiest fart ever. And my butt does not discriminate--this has happened at work, at a friend's house, Target, nice restaurants, trader joe's..... Ugh! Make it stop!

To-date this is the best adjective I've heard to describe farts. I love it.

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