Hi y'all! So make this my re-introduction to our friendly little BMB. I was pretty active back before TB changed their format (I seriously loathe technology change, it took me 6 months just to agree to update the OS on my phone). Between that, moving, baby and a very vocal toddler I was exhausted. I want to reconnect with some of my girls like (
@KateRN08 &
@botanicalbliss ) and get to know some new ones now that these LOs are almost 1! I'm still getting to know the new TB so if I do something wrong, I'm sorry... But I'm totally liking the Love It button! I'm a self proclaimed Love It whore.
Re: Hiya ladies!
Also liking this tagging feature.
Edit: that's an honest question. I'm really bad at snark. I still try once in a while, but I usually end up apologizing.
Edit because TB cut me off.
O14 January Signature Challenge: Snow Fails
Maybe it's the sandy vaginas?
Maybe it's the sandy vaginas?
I don't know, my head isn't up one.
I just find this all too sketchy ,If you thought the DOB pic was funny also why didn't you lovetit that too? The only other thing you lovetitted was Beachy's comment to me asking who I was.
If the only reason you are back is to target Shank then I think that is messed up.
Edit: hit reply on accident
O14 January Signature Challenge: Snow Fails
If you lurked well enough you would know that she's been through a hell of a lot and never left us. You on the other hand... I don't even know who you are.
If memory serves, this was a favorite of the DOB's and it fits here so perfectly, enjoy!
O14 January Signature Challenge: Snow Fails
Haha just kidding I don't give a fuck who you are. Don't let the door hit you! Kbye.
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Seriously, I was.
Dusty Old Bitch: Ermahgerd, did you see that Shank has the AUDACITY to call one of us out on the peasants board? LET US ALERT THE TROOPS!
Crazy Old Bitch: LET'S SHANK SHANK.
Captain Bitchy Old Bitch: COB, calm your tits. No. No. You know what will really frost her cookies?
Crazy Old Bitch: MY HUSBAND'S SPERM???
Captain Bitchy Old Bitch: The fuck? No. Let's send her, wait for it, a picture *snigger* of the *snort* UNICORN!
*wild hysterical laughter ensues*
Dusty Old Bitch: OMG THE PEE, IT TRICKLES.
Captain Bitchy Old Bitch: I mean right? This will totally teach her to talk to any of us. Ever. EVER.
Crazy Old Bitch: EVERRRRRRRR.
Captain Bitchy Old Bitch: I mean, I am just SO.FUCKING.FUNNY. There's really no denying it.
Crazy Old Bitch: Well-
Captain Bitchy Old Bitch: *glares*
Crazy Old Bitch: *punches herself in the face repeatedly.