Can you fake a pregnancy test?

wilso124 · March 2014

she clearly just wants to keep "baby daddy" around lol

wilso124 · March 2014

woahhh.. i wonder if that really was her?! lol

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BankerBSN · March 2014

We actually see this all the time. Women come in saying they are pregnant and bleeding. We get them alone and tell us they were actually were never pregnant but the BF/SO or whoever thinks she is. They then ask the staff to tell the partner they are/were pregnant but having a miscarriage.

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BankerBSN · March 2014

PeanutRN said:

We actually see this all the time. Women come in saying they are pregnant and bleeding. We get them alone and tell us they were actually were never pregnant but the BF/SO or whoever thinks she is. They then ask the staff to tell the partner they are/were pregnant but having a miscarriage.

Jesus. How do you respond?

Depends how far along she is. We have had some that say they are term and in labor while bringing the whole family along and there never was a pregnancy. Those ladies go to Psych.

The first trimester ones go back to the main ER and get to explain it to the SO them self. (We have a separate ER just for pregnant ladies).

wilso124 · March 2014

BankerBSN said:

We actually see this all the time. Women come in saying they are pregnant and bleeding. We get them alone and tell us they were actually were never pregnant but the BF/SO or whoever thinks she is. They then ask the staff to tell the partner they are/were pregnant but having a miscarriage.

*quote fail*
Our best man's ex did this to him a few years ago then faked a miscarriage little did she know I had just actually miscarried. So i made her feel horrible and tell the truth. people are sick. Our best man was so broken hearted thinking he lost his first child.. sick

wilso124 · March 2014

when i told her i actually miscarried she felt horrible for faking hers... who wouldnt?

AggieBeth06 · March 2014

wilso124 said:
when i told her i actually miscarried she felt horrible for faking hers... who wouldnt?

Um, what?

wilso124 · March 2014

Read above. this really isn't that complicated people. My friends ex faked a pregnancy and miscarriage... but at the same time i had a real miscarriage. Once i told her about my miscarriage she admitted she lied about hers, she felt horrible and told the truth to our friend who thought he lost a child.

AggieBeth06 · March 2014

wilso124 said:
Read above. this really isn't that complicated people. My friends ex faked a pregnancy and miscarriage... but at the same time i had a real miscarriage. Once i told her about my miscarriage she admitted she lied about hers, she felt horrible and told the truth to our friend who thought he lost a child.

Yeah, I missed the response above... That's not exactly how you said it though.

How did you know she didn't miscarry anyway?

wilso124 · March 2014

Because i knew she had alot of cycle/period issues and she was on birth control. The odds are not in her favor. I never said anything though. She just spilled the beans on her own and i told her she needed to do the right thing and tell her ex.

AggieBeth06 · March 2014

wilso124 said:
Because i knew she had alot of cycle/period issues and she was on birth control. The odds are not in her favor. I never said anything though. She just spilled the beans on her own and i told her she needed to do the right thing and tell her ex.

You seem to have a lot of fucked up people in your life.

Who does this kind of stuff? Fake a miscarriage and then just come clean to someone other than their then-SO about it?

This either explains why you lack maturity - if these are the kind of people you surround yourself with. Drama begets drama.

That or MUD.

wilso124 · March 2014

Sadly this girl was a close friend for a while. Went to school together. She didnt know i was miscarrying so she didnt think she'd ever have to tell the truth. She hasnt been in my life for years. and yes most people in my past were complete shit. But im not blaming anyone. I chose my own way in life.

wilso124 · March 2014

Guess thats your opinion. I was just stating my experience and that messed up people like this OP do exist.

cateyes543 · March 2014

This thread confused me hughly at first and I couldn't figure out why all the GIFs were broken. Now I just feel like an idiot for reading 3 pages before realizing this was years old!

melissa721 · March 2014

I love a classic post bump.

FTR. I still approve.

khylacouture · May 2014

Everyone all she asked was how to do it and is it possible? Not to hear about bla bla it's so bad to do that. I actually was looking up the same thing. Because I have severe pain &on pain medicine &my doctor won't let me stop taking it unless I had a good enough reason like being pregnant. I want him to switch me to suboxone. Which keeps people who are physically addicted to opiates from the nightmare withdrawals that No ONE could endure. Trust me so I can get off these pain killers. So ha! Great reason. It's to better myself AND since I have a 90degree curve in my spine, my pain will only get worse as I get older. So even though I want to try to stop the painkillers now, I'm afraid I'll screw myself over and be flagged as an addict &not be able to switch back to pain meds once the pain gets worse with age and I'm in desperate need of relief. Which it will get worse and is getting worse. So if u have ideas..Please share. Because you negative Nancys out there have no idea how many circumstances there can be in this world. And they're all different. It's not our business to judge.

ashtownyeah · May 2014

khylacouture said:

Everyone all she asked was how to do it and is it possible? Not to hear about bla bla it's so bad to do that. I actually was looking up the same thing. Because I have severe pain &on pain medicine &my doctor won't let me stop taking it unless I had a good enough reason like being pregnant. I want him to switch me to sublime so I can get off these pain killers. It's to better myself! So ha! Great reason. AND since I have a 90degree curve in my spine my pain will only get worse as I get older. So even though I want to try to stop the painkillers now, I'm afraid I'll screw myself over and be flagged as an addict ¬ be able to switch back to pain mess once the pain gets worse with age. Which it will get worse and is getting worse. So if u have ideas share.

This thread is a blast from the past.

If you have a 90 degree curve in your spine that is causing severe pain, I'd suggest you seriously consider spinal fusion for scoliosis. This curve will continue to get worse as you age, and so will the pain.

PS: You should never lie to your doctor, regardless of how "good" you think your reason is.

khylacouture · May 2014

Everyone all she asked was how to do it and is it possible? Not to hear about bla bla it's so bad to do that. I actually was looking up the same thing. Because I have severe pain &on pain medicine &my doctor won't let me stop taking it unless I had a good enough reason like being pregnant. I want him to switch me to suboxone. Which keeps people who are physically addicted to opiates from the nightmare withdrawals that No ONE could endure. Trust me so I can get off these pain killers. So ha! Great reason. It's to better myself AND since I have a 90degree curve in my spine, my pain will only get worse as I get older. So even though I want to try to stop the painkillers now, I'm afraid I'll screw myself over and be flagged as an addict &not be able to switch back to pain meds once the pain gets worse with age and I'm in desperate need of relief. Which it will get worse and is getting worse. So if u have ideas..Please share. Because you negative Nancys out there have no idea how many circumstances there can be in this world. And they're all different. It's not our business to judge.

khylacouture · May 2014

Everyone all she asked was how to do it and is it possible? Not to hear about bla bla it's so bad to do that. I actually was looking up the same thing. Because I have severe pain &on pain medicine &my doctor won't let me stop taking it unless I had a good enough reason like being pregnant. I want him to switch me to suboxone. Which keeps people who are physically addicted to opiates from the nightmare withdrawals that No ONE could endure. Trust me so I can get off these pain killers. So ha! Great reason. It's to better myself AND since I have a 90degree curve in my spine, my pain will only get worse as I get older. So even though I want to try to stop the painkillers now, I'm afraid I'll screw myself over and be flagged as an addict &not be able to switch back to pain meds once the pain gets worse with age and I'm in desperate need of relief. Which it will get worse and is getting worse. So if u have ideas..Please share. Because you negative Nancys out there have no idea how many circumstances there can be in this world. And they're all different. It's not our business to judge.

AnonymousNurse · May 2014

90 degree curve?? This is all I can picture:

(In all seriousness, @khylacouture, I'm sorry you're in pain. But remember, you pay your doctor for their services. They cannot make you take any medications you don't want to; they have no power over your daily life. All you need to do is tell them what you told us. If they don't listen, find a new doctor. Be your own advocate, no one else is going to do it for you.)

janda426 · May 2014

I think you're wrong about 90 degrees @khylacouture‌ that is a straight up left angle. Is your spine completely bent in half? This would mean you are like facing the ground at all times.

Other than that, I fucking love the resurrection of this thread being a WK.

ashtownyeah · May 2014

jefa621 said:

janda426 said:

I think you're wrong about 90 degrees @khylacouture‌ that is a straight up left angle. Is your spine completely bent in half? This would mean you are like facing the ground at all times. Other than that, I fucking love the resurrection of this thread being a WK.

Pretty close @janda426 It's totally possible.

Thanks for posting this pic so others can see what a spinal curve looks like! As someone who had scoliosis (two 50 degree curves that ended with spinal fusion surgery), and was called a "hunchback" by bullies when I was a child, I have to admit a few of these comments stung a little.

A 90 degree curve is a serious medical condition, and despite wanting to fake a HPT, I hope this recent poster gets the treatment she needs.

janda426 · May 2014

jefa621 said:

janda426 said:

I think you're wrong about 90 degrees @khylacouture‌ that is a straight up left angle. Is your spine completely bent in half? This would mean you are like facing the ground at all times. Other than that, I fucking love the resurrection of this thread being a WK.

Pretty close @janda426 It's totally possible. Eta: But shes probably curved to the side, not doubled over.

Don't listen to me. It's late/early AM here in Greece. Not even thinking that she could've meant sideways.

chaysefaith · May 2014

I just wasted my morning and never figured out why she wanted to fake a pg test. Lame.

WolFox · May 2014

Don't lie to your doctors.

If you don't like this doctor go to a different one. If you don't like your care speak up. But don't lie to them.

[Deleted User] · May 2014

I'm eyerolling so hard at WK right now.

AmandaLeeBest · May 2014

I was reading this thread from the beginning, and thought it sounded familar. Lo and Behold, I meet former self at page 4 and 5. LOL

I remember the first time through this, thinking of an easy way to fake a test. (I would never do it or need too) But I'll never tell!

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